South Park Stick of Truth Equipment List

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1	Crown of Anal Pleasure	Obtained automatically after disarming the snuke inside Mr. Slave.
2	Barbarian Helmet	In Vancouver travel to where the Duke of Vancouver is located in the North side of town. To his left there is a red bed. Smash the wall north of the bed and it is located within the chest on the other side.
3	Barbarian Armor	In Canada the Prime Minister will be trapped in a cave. There is a treasure chest located in the upper left of this same room. The armor is located inside.
4	Barbarian Gloves	In Canada you must be on the quest "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo". In the NorthEast portion of the map there is a spiderweb. Call out and defeat the Canadian Barking Spider. Once defeated you will get them automatically.
5	Minstrel's Cap	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
6	Minstrel Uniform	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
7	Minstrel Gloves	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
8	Wife Beater	Inside Kenny's garage after defeating the meth tweakers it is in the yellow chest next to the propane tank fueling the burner on the ground.
9	Leather Hat	Purchased from the girls' hideout.
10	Leather Armor	Purchased from the girls' hideout.
11	Leather Gloves	Purchased from the girls' hideout.
12	Bling	In the police station evidence room. There is a yellow chest you can open after climbing a ladder.
13	Training Gloves	Purchase from the bum outside of U-Stor-It.
14	Cheese Helmet	Purchased from Mr. Mackey.
15	Cheese Costume	Purchased from Mr. Mackey.
16	Cheese Gloves	Purchased from Mr. Mackey.
17	Condom Cap	In the yellow chest right after turning on the flash light in Mr. Slave.
18	Crab Helmet	You must first obtain the Nagasaki spell. Deep in the sewers you will see a crab person banging drums. Break the rock to the right with Nagasaki to get back to him. It is inside the chest behind him.
19	Crab Carapace	You must first obtain the Nagasaki spell. Deep in the sewers you will see a crab person banging drums. Break the rock to the right with Nagasaki to get back to him. It is inside the chest behind him.
20	Crab Pincers	You must first obtain the Nagasaki spell. Deep in the sewers you will see a crab person banging drums. Break the rock to the right with Nagasaki to get back to him. It is inside the chest behind him.
21	Surgical Cap	During the Unplanned Parenthood visit for the Girls you will be required to pick up these in order to get into the Records Room.
22	Surgical Scrubs	During the Unplanned Parenthood visit for the Girls you will be required to pick up these in order to get into the Records Room.
23	Surgical Gloves	During the Unplanned Parenthood visit for the Girls you will be required to pick up these in order to get into the Records Room.
24	Druid Crown	In the yellow chest in the top area of the garage next to Pete Melman at address 2210.
25	Druid Robes	In the yellow chest in the top area of the garage at Stan's house at address 2001.
26	Druid Gloves	Inside of the yellow chest within Butters' garage.
27	Du Rag	Purchase from the bum outside of U-Stor-It.
28	Wood Elf Cap	Obtained from a yellow chest on the second floor of the Giggling Donkey after defeating Jimmy. It's in the same room.
29	Wood Elf Armor	Obtained automatically in the giggling donkey after defeating the group of 3 elves with the anti-magician in the living room.
30	Wood Elf Gloves	Looted from a wood elf in the attic of the giggling donkey.
31	Friar Cap	Inside of the yellow chest within Token's garage in the upper area.
32	Friar Robes	After recruiting Tweak back to Kupa Keep it is in the yellow chest on the ledge in the background.
33	Friar Gloves	After recruiting Tweak back to Kupa Keep it is in the yellow chest on the ledge in the background.
34	Gnome Helmet	After entering the hole in your room climb up the first set of wires and it will be on the pouch to your right.
35	Gnome Clothes	After viewing your parents getting intimate go into the next room. Climb the wires, break the wall to your immediate left, then they will be in the pouch past the 4 batteries.
36	Gnome Gloves	You'll be forced awake and into a fight with 4 gnomes. After defeating them twice you will be in your room and it will be on one of the defeated underpants gnomes.
37	Goth Cap	Purchase from the bum outside of U-Stor-It.
38	Goth Clothes	Purchase from the bum outside of U-Stor-It.
39	Goth Gloves	Purchase from the bum outside of U-Stor-It.
40	Sweaty Headband	Purchase from the bum outside of U-Stor-It.
41	Clyde's Helmet	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep after Clyde has been banished.
42	Gas Mask	Purchased from Jimbo.
43	Jester's Cap	Found in a yellow chest in Jimmy's garage. Also known as the Giggling Donkey.
44	Khan Helm	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep.
45	Khan Armor	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep.
46	Khan Gauntlets	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep.
47	Knight Helmet	Yellow chest in the right tower where you see Ike and the pirate girl fighting another Cyclops.
48	Knight Armor	After defeating Craig and his clones it is in the yellow chest in the upper left of the room.
49	Knight Gauntlets	Cyclops child in the first room of Clyde's fortress. He is on the upper level. Same room as the lawn dart's location.
50	KKK Helmet	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep.
51	KKK Armor	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep.
52	KKK Gloves	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep.
53	Monk Cap	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
54	Monk Robes	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
55	Monk Gloves	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
56	Necromancer Hood	On one of the students attacking your fellow human/elf when you first go up to the second floor upon your second visit to the school.
57	Necromancer Robes	On one of the nazi zombie gingers in the room near the entrance to the Boiler Room upon your second visit to the school.
58	Necromancer Gloves	On one of the students directly before entering the hallway from the cafeteria upon your second visit to the school.
59	Bishop Mitre	Purchased from the shop in Banff.
60	Bishop Vestments	Purchased from the shop in Banff.
61	Bishop Gloves	Purchased from the shop in Banff.
62	Woodsman Cap	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
63	Woodsman Armor	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
64	Woodsman Gloves	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
65	Alien Helmet	In a purple chest after freeing yourself from the probing machine on the spaceship. It's behind Randy.
66	Alien Suit	After taking the elevator down to the room with a tube at the bottom with 2 aliens inside and several platforms and consoles to interface it's in the purple chest to the left of the elevator.
67	Alien Gloves	Dropped from the space officer in the same room with the third panel to free Randy on the alien spaceship.
68	Fairy Princess Tiara	Purchased from the girls' hideout.
69	Fairy Princess Robes	Purchased from the girls' hideout.
70	Fairy Princess Mittens	Purchased from the girls' hideout.
71	Squire Helmet	At U-Stor-It climb onto the roof through Professor Chaos' Lair then use your alien probe to reach the yellow chest in the background above unit 240.
72	Squire Armor	After obtaining the alien probe head back to Token's house. Head into his garage and to the upper level. Use your alien probe to go onto his roof. Smash the chimney and it located within the yellow chest.
73	Squire Gloves	Use the Alien Probe to get on top of the bank. Then use the Alien Probe again to get on top of Tom's Rhinoplasty. It is in the yellow chest on the roof.
74	Stupid Spoiled Whore Hat	Purchased from the girls' hideout.
75	Stupid Spoiled Whore Clothes	Purchased from the girls' hideout.
76	Stupid Spoiled Whore Gloves	Purchased from the girls' hideout.
77	SWAT Armored Headgear	After breaking into the C.I.A. building where the mall was for the first time it's on one of the guards killed by the Nazi Zombie.
78	SWAT Vest	After breaking into the C.I.A. building where the mall was for the first time it's on one of the guards killed by the Nazi Zombie.
79	SWAT Tactical Gloves	After breaking into the C.I.A. building where the mall was for the first time it's on one of the guards killed by the Nazi Zombie.
80	Tinfoil Hat	Obtained from the Alien Conspiracy Hobo on the alien spaceship. After you've lowered the forcefield you must take the ladder down from in front of the entrance to where Randy is and he is hiding in a pile of garbage.
81	Underpants "Helmet"	Whilst on the dresser watching your parents get intimate you will be attacked by 3 gnomes. It will be on one of their defeated bodies.
82	Valkyrie Headband	It is located inside the girls' hideout once you unlock the ability to free roam inside. On the left side of room behind Jessie it is located inside a yellow chest.
83	Valkyrie Armor	It is located inside the girls' hideout once you unlock the ability to free roam inside. On the left side of room behind Jessie it is located inside a yellow chest.
84	Valkyrie Gloves	It is located inside the girls' hideout once you unlock the ability to free roam inside. On the left side of room behind Jessie it is located inside a yellow chest.
85	Witch Hat	You need the gnome dust for this. It is located underneath the bench outside of Tweek Bros. Coffee.
86	Witch Robes	To the left of the school right before you enter the forest there is a log. Use the gnome dust to shrink down and the item is located within the yellow pouch inside the log.
87	Witch Gloves	To the left of the Giggling Donkey (38291) there is a small hole in the fence. They are located within the yellow chest.
88	Sword of Endings	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
89	Archmage's Wand	Purchased from the shop in Vancouver.
90	Axe of Stopping	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep.
91	Axe of the Underworld	After completing the quest "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo" you will receive Jimbo's key. You can now unlock the chest in the rafters above Jimbo and Ned. Use the alien probe to teleport up there and it will be in the yellow chest.
92	Billy Club	Obtained automatically after defeating the security guard outside of Token's house.
93	Stone Hammer	On top of the C.I.A. building where the alien ship crashed.
94	Canadian Halberd	Purchased from the shop in Ottawa.
95	Claymore of the Warrior	Purchased from the shop in Ottawa.
96	Crutch of Weakness	Obtained off of Jimmy after defeating him on the upper floor of the Giggling Donkey.
97	Elf Blade	Purchased from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
98	Kris Dagger	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep.
99	Fatbeard's Blade	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep.
100	Fire Sword	Purchased from the shop at Kupa Keep.