|Name:||Ontok the Meaty||Ontok has been tasked with bringing a tax evader to justice.||INVENTORY!||(Sub-inventory)||WOUNDS!||Hunger x0||Thirst x0|
|Experience:||789||/ 777 to level 7||Backpack [Equipped]|
TOME of Accountomantic Lore
|Left arm wound: Hide knife.|
|COINS: Foreign x3, Normal x 4|
FETISH of Unlikely Misfortune
|Psychedelic RATIONS x5||[CLOSED]|
|Glowing MUSHROOMS||Chest wound: insectoid blade. Blood loss: 1||Left arm wound: Rusty fork. Blood loss: 3|
|VIAL of bubbling acid||[CLOSED]||[BANDAGED]|
|SHOES [Equipped]||Minor fracture: ribs||Back wound: insectoid blade. Blood loss: 1|
|WATERSKIN [Equipped]||(Half-full of water)|
Wicked Double-Bladed KUSARIGAMA [Equipped]
Facial scar: +1 CHA when intimidating
Mitzi neck tattoo: -1 CHA when intimidating
|Gut scar: kobold blade.|
Broken left tusk. Refiled to point, but shorter.
TUSKER-DU: Ontok has filed his tusks to dangerous points, and practiced their use in combat!
TAILS-MAN: Better control over Prehensile Tail.
MUTATION: THE SCUMBLEY-FINGERS: Mostly just itch a lot, but glow softly in the presence of strong magic.
MUTATION: INCREDIBLADDER: Ontok can now store a heroic amount of liquid in his bladder.
|10||Strength:||Look at those mighty muscles! You polish them every day.|
PHONOGRAPHIC MEMORY: Ontok can remember the things he has heard.
|7||Dexterity:||Used for things like "bein' sneaky," or "really gettin' up in a keyhole."|
|10||Constitution:||This used to be higher, but you've had a couple years of hard livin'.|
SCROUNGING: Able to find useful things, like improvised weaponry, in a pinch.
MAINTENANCE: Used to act "cool" when you are completely on drugs. Affected by Sanity.
|4||Intelligence:||You could probably think your way IN to a box, but maybe not back OUT.||-1: Brain damage from untreated concussion|
PHEROMONOTONE: Communicate crudely using only your Stench.
SPREAD TAX: Used to determine the amount of tax owed by the creatures in the room, and determine favorable payment plans.
|6||Wisdom:||Also helpful for thinking, but mostly about stuff that can't make you any money. Also influences Jungle Senses.|
ACCOUNTOMANCY: Basic level of Accountomancy. Can determine exact number of items in a moderately-sized pile, Maintain a household budget, Guess at the value of a thing, etc.
|6||Charisma:||You talk real good. Too bad about the smell.|
|3||Yo' Momma:||Not only does this stat describe your ability to think of "yo' momma" jokes, it also summarizes the quality of your mother.|
You remembered the name of the tax evader: Hallibuffer Oonx.
You remembered that Hallibuffer Oonx is the proprietor of this dungeon.
|5||Luck:||Maybe if you were luckier, you'd have gotten a better mom.|
The Nug King has information on Hallibuffer Oonx.
Hallibuffer Oonx is apparently "in the city above the city."
|2||Sanity:||Your mental expeditions bring you slightly closer to the Truth.|
The TOME OF ACCOUNTOMANTIC LORE contains evidence of Oonx's transgressions.
|1||Pants-Pooping:||Your ability to keep from loosing your bowels in high-pressure situations. Obviously, this was your "dump stat."|
|3||Stench:||You are actually starting to smell a little bit better.|
Grejorgio, the Invisibly-Tendrilled Skull
|Curiomancer level 2|
IN PARTY and REPEATEDLY SAVAGED BY MIDDLE MANAGEMENT
|4||Pizzazzle:||A combined stat derived from your "Zazzle" (that certain special something) and your "Pizzaz" (worldly knowledge of radical pizzas), this stat covers all checks involving jazz hands, extreme pizza toppings, etc.|
MOSTLY INVISIBLE: Is difficult to see.
MYSTERIOUS ANATOMY: Seems to be made of tendrils, and can apparently float.
CURIOMANCER: May consume a magical item in order to cast a related, single-use spell.
Mysterious Throbbing Orb that allowed Cthulhudogs to track you.
Lopside, the Oft-drunk Kobold Rapscallion
|??? level ???|
Suggest commands or vote on other people's commands (via "liking" them) to gain XP for both yourself and Ontok! When Ontok levels up, everyone votes on new stats, perks and skills, and a top commentator wins a Steam game!
|EXPERIENCE LEADERBOARD!||(Starting 11/30/15)|
|Name||Shares (5XP)||Comments/Likes (1XP)||Total Current XP||Previous Level XP||Lifetime XP||Tickets:|
|they_call_me_the_wizard (instagram) / Blake Parker (tumblr)||4||20||40||39||79||215|
|Samuel 'swan' Lees||1||11||16||16||284|
|bodieh (instagram) / Bodie Hartley||0||15||15||15||314|
|Elle Pea / misspeckham (instagram)||9||9||9||359|
|David Lesseps / dlesseps||2||2||2||447|