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Name:Ontok the MeatyOntok has been tasked with bringing a tax evader to justice.INVENTORY!(Sub-inventory)WOUNDS!Hunger x0Thirst x0
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Class:Berzerker-Accountant 6
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Experience:789/ 777 to level 7Backpack [Equipped]
TOME of Accountomantic Lore
Left arm wound: Hide knife.
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COINS: Foreign x3, Normal x 4
FETISH of Unlikely Misfortune
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Psychedelic RATIONS x5[CLOSED]
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Glowing MUSHROOMSChest wound: insectoid blade. Blood loss: 1Left arm wound: Rusty fork. Blood loss: 3
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Big-ass GEM
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VIAL of bubbling acid[CLOSED][BANDAGED]
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SHOES [Equipped]Minor fracture: ribsBack wound: insectoid blade. Blood loss: 1
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WATERSKIN [Equipped](Half-full of water)
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Wicked Double-Bladed KUSARIGAMA [Equipped]
[BANDAGED][CLOSED]
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FEATURES:SCARS:
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Nose ring
Facial scar: +1 CHA when intimidating
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Mitzi neck tattoo: -1 CHA when intimidating
Gut scar: kobold blade.
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Prehensile tail
Broken left tusk. Refiled to point, but shorter.
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PERKS!
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TUSKER-DU: Ontok has filed his tusks to dangerous points, and practiced their use in combat!
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TAILS-MAN: Better control over Prehensile Tail.
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MUTATION: THE SCUMBLEY-FINGERS: Mostly just itch a lot, but glow softly in the presence of strong magic.
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STATS!
MUTATION: INCREDIBLADDER: Ontok can now store a heroic amount of liquid in his bladder.
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10Strength:Look at those mighty muscles! You polish them every day.
PHONOGRAPHIC MEMORY: Ontok can remember the things he has heard.
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7Dexterity:Used for things like "bein' sneaky," or "really gettin' up in a keyhole."
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LEARNED SKILLS!
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10Constitution:This used to be higher, but you've had a couple years of hard livin'.
SCROUNGING: Able to find useful things, like improvised weaponry, in a pinch.
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MAINTENANCE: Used to act "cool" when you are completely on drugs. Affected by Sanity.
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4Intelligence:You could probably think your way IN to a box, but maybe not back OUT. -1: Brain damage from untreated concussion
PHEROMONOTONE: Communicate crudely using only your Stench.
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SPREAD TAX: Used to determine the amount of tax owed by the creatures in the room, and determine favorable payment plans.
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6Wisdom:Also helpful for thinking, but mostly about stuff that can't make you any money. Also influences Jungle Senses.
ACCOUNTOMANCY: Basic level of Accountomancy. Can determine exact number of items in a moderately-sized pile, Maintain a household budget, Guess at the value of a thing, etc.
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6Charisma:You talk real good. Too bad about the smell.
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QUEST LOG!
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3Yo' Momma:Not only does this stat describe your ability to think of "yo' momma" jokes, it also summarizes the quality of your mother.
You remembered the name of the tax evader: Hallibuffer Oonx.
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You remembered that Hallibuffer Oonx is the proprietor of this dungeon.
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5Luck:Maybe if you were luckier, you'd have gotten a better mom.
The Nug King has information on Hallibuffer Oonx.
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Hallibuffer Oonx is apparently "in the city above the city."
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2Sanity:Your mental expeditions bring you slightly closer to the Truth.
The TOME OF ACCOUNTOMANTIC LORE contains evidence of Oonx's transgressions.
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1Pants-Pooping:Your ability to keep from loosing your bowels in high-pressure situations. Obviously, this was your "dump stat."
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COMPANIONS!
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3Stench:You are actually starting to smell a little bit better.
Grejorgio, the Invisibly-Tendrilled Skull
Curiomancer level 2
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CURRENT STATUS:
IN PARTY and REPEATEDLY SAVAGED BY MIDDLE MANAGEMENT
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4Pizzazzle:A combined stat derived from your "Zazzle" (that certain special something) and your "Pizzaz" (worldly knowledge of radical pizzas), this stat covers all checks involving jazz hands, extreme pizza toppings, etc.
MOSTLY INVISIBLE: Is difficult to see.
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MYSTERIOUS ANATOMY: Seems to be made of tendrils, and can apparently float.
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CURIOMANCER: May consume a magical item in order to cast a related, single-use spell.
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Current Curios:
Mysterious Throbbing Orb that allowed Cthulhudogs to track you.
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Lopside, the Oft-drunk Kobold Rapscallion
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CURRENT STATUS:???
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Suggest commands or vote on other people's commands (via "liking" them) to gain XP for both yourself and Ontok! When Ontok levels up, everyone votes on new stats, perks and skills, and a top commentator wins a Steam game!
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EXPERIENCE LEADERBOARD!(Starting 11/30/15)
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NameShares (5XP)Comments/Likes (1XP)Total Current XPPrevious Level XPLifetime XPTickets:
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Dominick Riesland1621101140241101
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Matthew Morrison 1214742195175
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they_call_me_the_wizard (instagram) / Blake Parker (tumblr) 420403979215
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Chandon Vicarious014145771229
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Eliza Elliott44242246253
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Joseph Nelson0003030253
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whipstache (instagram)15151025268
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Samuel 'swan' Lees1111616284
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Glenn Buettner31515299
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bodieh (instagram) / Bodie Hartley0151515314
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Reinal Kunz 141414328
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Jaime Schnittke111111339
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Sam Hagood211111350
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Elle Pea / misspeckham (instagram)999359
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Laura Neu888367
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BJ Heinley1277374
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Francois Donadet1166380
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Keith O'Herrin 0666386
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smotemotem (instagram)666392
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mifunetoshiro (instagram)666398
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Dave Weber155403
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lair-master (tumblr)155408
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elixirplease (tumblr)155413
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satans.lil.bastard.child0055413
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DMLeviathan (twitter)155418
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Sy Sylva155423
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punky_wunky_is_me (instagram)0055428
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the_mischievous_swordsman (instagram)0444432
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Domino Lopez333435
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davelcorp (Instagram)222437
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David Lesseps / dlesseps222447
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