Stop Right There, Criminal Scum!
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A blade cuts whatever it touches. Just like you. I guess I should keep my distance.
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A bounty has been placed on your person in accordance with local law. This one is here to demand payment.
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A criminal act starts a dark ripple that spreads across the sea of order. You must make amends.
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A criminal caught in the act. Such a dilemma. But I can help, for the right price.
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A dark day indeed when I have to deal with the likes of you. Pay your bounty and leave me be.
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A hundred apologies in advance, but I have a job to do here. Could you pay your bounty please?
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A life of crime has its ups and downs. You had to know your luck would run dry. Now you pay your bounty.
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A life of crime's not as exciting as it sounds, is it? This is your chance to escape it.
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A little corruption never hurt anyone, but I still need to collect your bounty.
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A little theft here and there, fine. But you just crossed the line.
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A mistake, a misunderstanding, a lapse in judgment ... yes, yes. Now make it all go away and pay your fine.
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A reduction in personal wealth is the only punishment criminals understand! And bloody, bloody violence.
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A rendezvous? If you insist! But let's get your bounty handled first, shall we?
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Abide by the ruling of the law and pay your fine, outlaw.
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Abide me, wayfarer, and pay your bounty. It is the right thing to do.
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According to my records, you owe a bounty for alleged criminal activities. Will you pay?
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Ah! Another flotsom of crime washes up to my shore! Will you pay your bounty now?
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Ah, there must be some mistake. How could someone as upstanding as you wind up on my bounty list?
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All right ogre-bait, I'm giving you to the count of three to pay your bounty! One .... Two....
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All right, I'm warning you! Pay off your bounty or ... or I'm going to .... Just pay your bounty, all right?
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All right, lawbreaker, time to pay for your crimes. You are going to pay, right?
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All right, uhm ... criminal scum. You can go free if you pay the bounty. Seriously, I promise!
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All right, you broke the law so now ... uhm .... Oh right, now you gotta pay the bounty!
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All right, you did the crime so now you've got to pay the fine. Like it matters ....
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All right, you low-born cur, time to pay the bounty! It is going to cost you ... now where did that writ go?
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All right. Pay your bounty. What's the delay? Do I have to count it out for you?
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Allow me to elucidate in a manner that even your criminal mind can fully comprehend--pay your bounty!
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Allow me to explain how this works. You pay up and justice is served. Was that clear enough for you?
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Allow me to introduce myself. I am the guard who will be collecting your bounty, yes?
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Almsivi knows your crimes ... as do I. Pay up, s'wit.
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Always good to meet a colleague, even if we work on opposite sides of the law.
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Am I a guard? Of course I am a guard. Why else would I stop you and demand you pay your bounty?
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Am I standing too close? Too bad, Elf-breath! I want your bounty and I want it now.
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And once again a varlet has succumbed to the long arm of justice. Will you pay your fine?
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Another crime, another bounty. I do hope you've been busy. My armor could use some touching up.
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Another criminal? Why am I not surprised? I suppose you want to pay your bounty now?
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Another day, another low-life. Just pay up. I've got better things to do than waste time with you.
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Another day, another witless oaf disrupting the peace .... Pay your bounty or suffer the consequences.
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Another fetcher? How many of you are there? Let's get it over with. Hand over your bounty.
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Another half-wit attempts to elude the law, and another half-wit fails. Spectacular!
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Another stupid bounty. What's the point ....
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Another tramp dirtying up my streets. Typical. Just pay the bounty and be on your way.
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Another vagrant disgracing my streets. Typical. Just pay the bounty and move along.
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Anyone who says crime doesn't pay hasn't seen me in action. My deals with criminals always turn a profit!
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Anyone who tells you crime does not pay does it wrong. It always pays ... me.
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Are you going to cry, you tuskless runt? That gold better not be soggy when you pay your bounty.
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Are you going to pay the bounty or am I going to have to take it from you?
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Are you the violent sort? You don't look violent. I really hate dealing with violent criminals.
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Aren't you in trouble now? Fortunately, I can make trouble go away. I just need a little gold, yes?
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Argh! I hate paperwork! Look, just pay your fine and we'll forget all about this.
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As a lawbreaker, you truly are without peer or equal. I almost hate to request your bounty.
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As long as you retain your criminal standing, the law allows me to be as mean and unfair as I want.
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As much as I respect everything you've done, I must ask you to pay your bounty.
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As much as it pains me to do so, I must ask you to lay down your weapons and pay your fine.
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As Y'ffre is my witness, I will smite you if you refuse to pay your bounty.
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As you pay your bounty, I will make a full and accurate record of the transaction.
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Back home we'd take a finger for each crime. Sadly, we deal in gold here. Lucky you.
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Bah! All criminals are craven cowards and you're no different! Will you pay in gold or blood?
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Be a good scoundrel and pay your bounty. It's the right thing to do.
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Be civil and pay your bounty. It is the proper thing to do.
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Be joyful, criminal! Your time of redemption is at hand! I will take your bounty now.
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Blood and blades! I am so tired of confronting criminals! Pay your gold and go away.
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Bounty. Now.
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Bounty. Pay me. Now.
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Bounty? Do I owe you a bounty? No, no, that cannot be right. It must be the other way around.
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Bounty? Don't know anything about that. They told me to collect restitution for your crimes. Shiny gold restitution.
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Bounty's too nice for the likes of you.
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Bright flowers often have poison barbs. Is it the same with you? I will not be beguiled.
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By Almsivi, I'll have your bounty or I'll have your hide.
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By blade and blood, halt villain and hand over your bounty!
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By my father's head, another infidel dog stands before me? Will this one pay its bounty?
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By order of the law, pay your bounty!
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By the dictate of the guard-commander, I have come to claim your bounty.
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By the Three, my rights and duties. Ha! Right now my right and duty is to squeeze you for gold.
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By Y'ffre's lush branches, justice is a spiritual experience! Will you pray with me and pay your fine?
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Can we be quick about this? I have another engagement and I hate to keep her waiting.
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Can we hurry this up? I have a prior appointment and he hates it when I'm late.
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Can you just help me out and pay your bounty? If I lose another one I'm out of a job!
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Captain says you're a bad person. Pay the bounty or else.
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Caught in the act! I know the feeling. Sorry to rain on the parade, but you've got a bounty to pay.
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Cease and desist in your actions, villain! I require your payment!
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Cease your wrongdoings, scoundrel. A bounty has been levied on your misbegotten head.
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Chasing outlaws, collecting restitution ... this isn't what I wanted to do with my life, so just give me your bounty.
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Come now, surrender. Do not make this some sort of crime binge.
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Come, fragrant one. You know you'd much rather deal with me than with one of the other guards.
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Come, wrongdoer, pay up and be quick about it.
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Cooperate, or I will put you down.
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Cooperate, pay your fine, and it'll all work out.
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Could I possibly convince you to do the right thing and pay your fine? Please?
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Crime and punishment create a vicious cycle. Better to make restitution and get off the crooked path.
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Crime doesn't pay! So pay me .... Wait. Crime doesn't pay you--it pays me. Ugh! My head hurts.
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Crime has consequences, lawbreaker. I will have that bounty now.
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Crime has consequences, lawbreaker. I will take that bounty now.
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Crime is a dank cloud of noxious vapor. Pay your bounty and let the winds of justice prevail.
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Crime is beneath you, friend. Pay the bounty so you can get back to proper heroics!
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Crime never pays, sweetheart. That's why I got into law enforcement. Now, let's talk bounties, shall we?
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Crime only pays if I get a cut, s'wit. Remember that for next time.
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Criminal acts are the last resort of the desperate and the damned. Pay up and it will be easier for you.
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Criminal behavior shall not be tolerated! Pay your bounty or prepare for my indignation!
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Criminal, will you pay your fine before I ... wait, what was I saying? Anyway, about your bounty.
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