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beardThey cut my beard, and force me to eat it. Man forced to eat his beard after lawn mower disputehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URBuVMuwdEk
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miTeatTo live off the teat of the great state ... Charles Krauthammer
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wull_1Wull (Girl scout money thieves)Woman interview after being caught stealing money from Gilr Scouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbI#t=184
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wull_2Wull (Obama threat)Turlock girl says she hopes Obama dies uses the infamous 'wull'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwfXwwoNOK4#t=40
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fight_itFight it!Terry calls in to advise Jack on how he should handle his texting and driving ticket.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLAYqGUNPko12/11/2012H2
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kftcKeep f*cking that chickenErnie Anastos - Fox 5 - Source of the "KFTC" unofficial show moniker.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM
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numbnutNumbnutKid misshears a word during a spelling bee.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzrNWPul9E
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resist_we_muchResist we muchAl Sharptonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CifYWxJXaI
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Cig-a-noy WeaverAl Sharpton reciting the NRA enemy listhttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d1b_1360092101
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dice_spinOn the spot dice spinWheel of fortune failure.https:///watch?v=55EnqrqDzSU
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roofSomehow he got on the roofMan stuck in chimney gets a tongue lashing from his girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUq2A2tOcgU#t=1m12s
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drunkI'm just drunk Drunk man climbs down chimney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUq2A2tOcgU#t=62
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courtneyWhere you are free to text in a theaterCourtney gets kicked out of the Alamo Drafthouse for texting in a theater.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3eeC2lJZs
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hard_fartHard fart primaryDuring Eric Cantor's appearance on Meet the Press this Sunday, March 4, 2012, the Speaker accidentally slipped while trying to say fought and didn't even flinch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geK7emw6jvM
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in_sportI thought he was in sportMitt Romney https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6b1m1qwOY4
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this_is_itThis is it,,,,Michael Jacksonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPyoq9s-kA
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before_duringBefore I arrived in president, during I arrived in presidentGeorge Bushhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__ECMoHDenY
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barbaricBarbaricRobert Byrdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__ECMoHDenY
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obamaObama!Hank Williams Jr.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r97fCN0gOHQ
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sweet_brownAin't nobody got time for thatSweet Brownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAd8OuwwPk
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mikeyMikey's firing on all cylindersGuy leaves message on his boss's machine because he's being sent home for coming to work drunk
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gay_blindBut... he's gay - I mean he's gay - excuse me, he's blindNews reporter slip up about a guy who climbed Everesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKO6G0pC0AM
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squirtLove that squirt! / The gum that goes squirtCommercial for Freshenup Gumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oWF2bSZjGM
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dominick_donkeyDominick the DonkeyTheme song for old producer Dominickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYlvfX3nwlc
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not_goodNot...uh..good.Lance Armstrong during his interview regarding doping on Oprah about how he had treated his former masseuse Emma O'Reillyhttp://youtu.be/8z46AuLbpds?t=50m28s
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nazi_germanyNazi GermanyMay 12, 2010: Los Angeles city council member Paul Koretz at a meeting talking about boycotting Arizona over their immigration bill.https://vimeo.com/12083226
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black_fridayHow can I claim to be the king of black friday if everyone's beaten meMoron outside Cuyahoga Falls Best Buy in 2013
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2013/11/20/best-busy-lining-up-black-friday/3650225/
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earthquakeEarth quake! We're experiencing an earthquake please. Still happeningEarthquake occurs during LA City Council meetinghttps://youtu.be/byxiqZEVPlY?t=2m10s
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kapooyaKapooya, kapooya!Lady describing a hail stromhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHkR93NedHA
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white_folksWhite folks gettin ready to riot! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_HCgzBoiKs
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trust_whiteyDon't never ever trust whiteyClip from 1979 movie "The Jerk".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ohBUYQJflU#t=38
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apparentlyApparently... I don't watch the news... powerballKid interviewed by news lady.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN7eUcM
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do_it_liveF*ck it! We'll do it live!Bill O'Reilly goes nutshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1M6EYA14eU
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saltyI'm used to some pretty salty language“I was raised in a little town that had 13 brothels in it so I’m used to some pretty salty language as you know,” Harry Reid said before repeating Boehner’s use of the profane language . Telling the Senate to get off their asses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-TI8hMqurY
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sheepWhat do you want... when do you want it?Joe's 'favorite clip of all time' in which a man ralleys up sheep.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcE5aDTszrY
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not_laughingI'm not laughing dammit I'm not laughing.Louis Farrakhan on McDonald'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EV8J3e-8eg
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sickenerHe's a sickener??? Wasn't this an announcer during a soccer game? <-- One of the later games in the '14 World Cup, I believe where one player was ejected for biting other players Pretty sure it was announcer Ian Darke's comment after Portugal scored in last minute to tie USA 2-2. And I think it was "It's a sickener"
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yachtsF*ck these as*holes and their f*cking yachtsOWS protestorhttp://youtu.be/oSo-MEiMbac
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olden_daysWhat is this, the olden days?Carl's Jr. Commercial
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kayaksTake a kayaks! Go into those walls!Celine Dionhttp://youtu.be/zkIPaxBsWy4
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da_fangThank you everbody da fangMelky Cabrera "answers questions" from reportershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4vZsvksnxs
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da_fang2San Fran-Sick-oMelky Cabrera "answers questions" from reporters
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its_goodIt's good! It's good!Jack armstrong announcing Joe's (successful) attempt to kick a field goalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-mFlpAFncg
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escortEscortAshley Dupré when being called a prostitute during the Eliot Spitzer scandalhttp://youtu.be/pxioaswFaZk
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crapIt's crap?  It's crap!NBC correspondant ANDREA MITCHELL talking to Mr. ASHRAF JEHANGIR QAZI (Pakistan's Ambassador)
https://archives.nbclearn.com/portal/site/k-12/browse?cuecard=6359
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repulsiveThat was repulsive, I can't believe I had to live through thatBarista witnesses man masturbating inside Davis coffee shop . I think she was a customer of the shop . This was the first time he was there . The second time the police caught him and A&G interviewed a barista from shop .
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/08/14/woman-witnesses-man-masturbating-inside-davis-coffee-shop/
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worst_episode_everWorst. Episode. Ever.Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzyd91NFx-Y
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complainYou know what? If you don't like it go on the internet and complain.Brian from Family Guy
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listen_boysListen boysDoug Stephan makes a veiled threat when calling in to the show to answer to the accusations of stolen calls.7/28/2010
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who_caresOh my god who the hell caresPeter from Family Guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0
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goodbyeAnd that's all I have to tell you so goodbye!Arlen Specter to radio host who kept him on hold too long and didn't like a question asked of him .https://youtu.be/3MZtu9WY93Q?t=48s
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smashSmash.. smash... su-mash... yeahKai the hatchet wielding hitchhikerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckfBGdZoR_0
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gitHe had beautiful haaar! Git! Git!Sasquatch spotterhttp://youtu.be/qPfEqn8RTys
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warriorI.. I.. I... I'm a warriorObamahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lN21heX0u0
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alex_baldwickAlex BaldwickPaparazzi guy gets in a fight with Alec Baldwin and calls him Alex Baldwick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpKVnif0pzA#t=21
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rosieBig fat lesbian loud RosieRosie O'Donnel on the Viewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSuJZpZcAQs
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lesbianShe's a lesbian!Betty White
http://www.hark.com/clips/rmhklrhwzw-because-shes-a-lesbian
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extractedand certainly those who have been blessed the most, who have disproportionately extracted, by whatever skill, more and more from the national wealthJerry Brown
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potted_upWhat's to keep someone from getting all potted up on weed and getting behind the wheelSteve Doocey from Fox & Friends about the legalization of marijuana .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd2cKS2EoJM
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hide_kidsHide your kids, hide your wivesTelevision interview of Antoine Dodson regarding an attempted rapist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520
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kenyaHis home country in KenyaMichelle Obama calls Barack's home country Kenya.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBJihJBePcs
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born_hereI wasn't born hereObama
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up_the_anteNight after night?EX- ABC 7 Los Angeles anchors Paul Moyer and Ann Martin argue between segmentshttp://youtu.be/ib5zvlVc16A
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earfOn earf...SNL spoof of Obama
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jihadismIt's this century's nightmare: JihadismMitt Romney campaign adhttp://youtu.be/foj_glQCr3w
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muslim_faithMy Muslim faithObama being interviewed by Chris Wallace talking about his faith . Had to be corrected by Mr. Wallace to say Christian faith
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enjoyEnjoy the show, for one day we shall dieFrom a Simpsons episode where they go to a Cirque do Soleil type show.
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stop_itStop it!Arnold Schwarzeneggerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRoIp1ldSUw
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folksWe tortured some folksObamahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBLNohqquRk
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spicyjust make it exciting, make it spicyArnold Schwarzeneggerhttp://youtu.be/ZJst-i37Bv0
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melYou f***ing glum c***Mel Gibson's drunken ranthttp://youtu.be/fjB54IsS3Mg
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mel2What? What?Mel Gibson's drunken ranthttp://youtu.be/fjB54IsS3Mg
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mel3Who wants to eat?Mel Gibson's drunken ranthttp://youtu.be/fjB54IsS3Mg
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healthyIt don't look healthy, I tell you what (roughly)Man finds body part stored in smoker he boughthttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8aa_1190820055
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threatsIt's the death threats that really... (something)Jack, being interviewed by the television news
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bookAnd then you got white folk (Obama, his book?)LOTS of drops from Obama's book
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clappingThey be clapping like this, y'allObama's Chicago pastor, Jeremiah Wrighthttp://youtu.be/X4K1TCVruew
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bearsThe Bears were who we thought they wereDennis Green press conference as Arizona Cardinals Head Coach after their loss to the Chicago Bearshttp://youtu.be/SWmQbk5h86w#t=0m20s
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system_workedThe system workedJanet Napolitano after the underwear bomberhttp://youtu.be/dudHzY5Qigw
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want_to_sayI want to say...Janet Napolitano on the impact of the sequesterhttp://youtu.be/CuaY89yXKxg
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trololoTransition musicTrololo man Eduard Khil http://youtu.be/i1EG-MKy4so
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transitionOriginal transition musicUsed to be an instrumental version of "Alone again naturally" until they figured out it was actually a really depressing song about suicidehttp://youtu.be/EKZkkTBd2_A
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jackinJackin itSouth Parkhttp://youtu.be/Ixs9vGIzPFs
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hank"Cause I calls em like I see em" :Oh yeah" "Obama!"Hank William's Jr "Obama is Hitler" interviewhttp://youtu.be/-GEWPyiwjME
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hi_thereHi there!Handcuffed and gagged priest calling 911 from his churchhttp://youtu.be/EpEE5j0w8QU
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idiotHe's an idiotObama about what Kanye West did at Grammys when he took mic from Taylor Swift .
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off_wifeLay off my wife!Obama
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pervertBye bye pervertHeckler (from Howard Stern show?) during Anthony Weiner's resignation speechhttp://youtu.be/mbkCFNy-2wc
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liesLies! (?)  You lie!Rep. Joe Wilson yells "liar" during State of the Union after Obama says illegal immigrants won't be insured.http://youtu.be/qgce06Yw2ro
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little_shoesI'm in my little shoesLindsay Lohan's mom interview with Dr. Philhttp://youtu.be/wE45Q1JmvWI
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drinkersThey may be drinkers, Robin, but they're people too...Clip from Batman Movie (1966) Adam West as Batmanhttp://youtu.be/-JpWMnxBmGg
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businessErr, that's none of your businessTiger Woods pre-US Open conference after a question about his marriage
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forgetNever forget!
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tigerTig-errrrrr!Tiger Woods missing a shot
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adele_dazeemThe wickedly talented one and only Adele DazeemJohn Travolta horribly mangles the name of Idina Menzel at the Oscars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rECG1Wlb-lA
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stupidAre you stupid?Darrell Issa interrogating Jonathan Gruber
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/darrell-issa-to-jonathan-gruber-are-you-stupid/
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hottest_showI'm happy to be on the hottest show on the west coastTom Benson being interviewed on the show. Clip is now part of the show intro
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dinnerDinner table eventsMitt Romney on ABC News talks about the humor in his "dinner table events".
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