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--Gene Wilder is just a discount Owen Wilson. Also, Yoko Ono was the best member of the Beatles[LINK]Jub3r7August 10, 2017--
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Abraham LincolnAnything is possible when you change what a quote says.[LINK]DudemanMay 05, 2017May 05, 2017
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Altissimoand then they just announce they're releasing ice climbers on virtual console

idk if they already did it or not but w/e that's what they're announcing
[LINK]BlackDragonSlayerNovember 11, 2015November 10, 2015
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AltissimoIn general, Noc, you seem to love this sort of rhetoric where you claim that your viewpoints are objectively superior by nature of their being your viewpoints and that there is literally no other "sane" way to look at the world. This is why Dude kicked you out of the skype chat. I don't know if you're intentionally trying to get under people's skin or if you are simply so closed-minded that you literally cannot accept the existence of alternative viewpoints to the ones that you possess but the more you do it the more irritating it fucking gets and I would thank you to fucking stop. It is possible to have political debates without making derogatory comments that implicitly question the mental health of people with opposing viewpoints from you.

You know I hold no ill will against you as a person and we have friendly conversations very often, but when you make statements like this I just want to throw it all out the window because it seems as though you have no respect whatsoever for people who hold different viewpoints from you and you are really coming across as a hugely insufferable ass because of it. Please think before you post.
[LINK]DudeMay 05, 2017May 05, 2017
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Altissimoi'm an old people. im 21[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesJune 17, 2016June 17, 2016
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AltissimoIM TOO GOOD FOR GRAMMAR[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesAugust 18, 2016August 17, 2016
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Altissimosuper mario 64 in my personal onion[LINK]JDMEK5March 10, 2016March 10, 2016
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Altissimoworking with finale notepad is like trying to peel a potato with a fish[LINK]Latios212September 12, 2015September 11, 2015
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AltissimoWe were trying to reenact this.[LINK]Olimar12345February 14, 2016February 14, 2016
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Altissimo
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SlowPokemon
i wish it werent so slowwwww
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what's wrong with being slow
[LINK]NocturneOfShadowJune 04, 2016May 29, 2016
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AmpharosAndySomebody quickly complain about something unrelated to change the subject.[LINK]AmpharosAndyMay 08, 2017April 26, 2017
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AmpharosAndySometimes you just gotta suck because life cries [LINK]BoywithoutafairyJune 23, 2017June 18, 2017
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AmpharosAndyPDS: Hey, mang.
Purtnar: Sup, muffinbabe?
PDS: This friend issue thingy is kind of a red flag situation ya get me yeh? Ya don't want ta be a crazy dominato weirdo, do yah?
Purtnar: I guess naht. Fanks for bein' franks, brofish.
PDS: Nah prob, bog. We gud?
Purtnar: We gud.
[LINK]DudemanApril 28, 2017April 28, 2017
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AmpharosAndyDon't text until marriage[LINK]LeviR.starMay 02, 2017May 02, 2017
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AmpharosAndyYes. Because life should suck you™[LINK]LuxraySpiralMay 22, 2017May 21, 2017
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AwesomeYearsIt goes like DANG dock dock dock DAN DAN DAN DAN DANG dock dock dock dick... DJANG DJANG(!!!) dock dock dock DANG DANG DANG DANG Dong tong tack tck... etc.[LINK]BespinbenJanuary 10, 2017January 10, 2017
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AwesomeYearsFirst of all nice, second of all what the fuck.[LINK]braixen1264July 31, 2017July 30, 2017
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AwesomeYearsIt's a very simple answer, fuck off.[LINK]
Pianist da Sootopolis
January 12, 2017January 12, 2017
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BespinbenLayers save lives.[LINK]cashwarrior1April 29, 2016April 29, 2016
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BespinbenI am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.[LINK]DudemanDecember 06, 2016December 06, 2016
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BespinbenWas is a SHINY NICKEL!?
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxiyxBILr1qe3twro1_500.gif
[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesJanuary 22, 2016January 22, 2016
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BespinbenOnly this can express my current display of overwhelming joy and elation:
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb30/theamazingkepso/Gifs/fangasm.gif
[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesJanuary 23, 2016September 13, 2012
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Bespinbenguess it's just so good that it must have scared away the acceptance squad[LINK]Latios212June 06, 2016June 06, 2016
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BespinbenDon't let Notepad limit your potential. You can still write great arrangements with it, just not good sheets. Do the music, and we can provide what Notepad lacks.[LINK]Latios212July 12, 2016July 12, 2016
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BespinbenReading super old posts (esp. one's own) is incredibly entertaining, for some reason.
(Last two hours *poof*)
[LINK]MaelstromMarch 25, 2017November 21, 2014
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BespinbenNah, I think a triple is what we really need.

*nonchalantly suplexes iron fist of doom*
[LINK]SebastianJune 20, 2016June 20, 2016
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BlackDragonSlayerGet a mace and beat people through the internet with it. :P
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-J2j2z4RYVos/UOOUwpnlFII/AAAAAAAALfw/VuPEbi3oU9A/s400/mace%2Bmorningstar.jpg
[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesFebruary 07, 2016February 15, 2013
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BlackDragonSlayerYou're either going to be a legendary wildlife expert, of setting yourself up to be gored by an elephant.[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesFebruary 11, 2016February 11, 2016
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BlackDragonSlayerIt seems to me like the root of this is that <insert name here> is really overthinking things.[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesMay 13, 2017May 13, 2017
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BlackDragonSlayersomething something ninsheetmusic something something not ninmidimusic[LINK]Olimar12345July 05, 2017July 05, 2017
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BlackDragonSlayerNow you're making me imagine people strategically dropping pianos on people down on the sidewalks. Tactical piano kill![LINK]SebastianFebruary 25, 2016February 25, 2016
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BloopOnly let clouds cloud your judgement, as clouding is what clouds do.[LINK]AmpharosAndyJanuary 12, 2017December 09, 2014
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Blooppierced right in the dick ohgod[LINK]BlackDragonSlayerAugust 27, 2015August 26, 2015
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Bloopi can't turn on my phone again and i'm starting to feel lonely phonely[LINK]DudemanMay 01, 2017May 01, 2017
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BloopMy piano teacher suggested me to play an etude from Chopin.

I think she wants me dead
[LINK]JDMEK5September 19, 2016September 19, 2016
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BloopIt's not that you're not allowed to have an opinion, it's that you're telling it aloud in the wrong community.[LINK]SlowPokemonOctober 25, 2016October 25, 2016
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Bloop
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ThatGamer
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Bloop
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ThatGamer
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Dude
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Dude
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That Gamer
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Dude
Another Dutch guy? YES I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE NOW
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He's actually from Holland...
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IM DEAD AND GONE
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do you even
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Ah, it's a city...okay, my bad.
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No, I don't think it's a city
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I'm crying
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Town? Neighbourhood?
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yes.
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Okay, that's good. Thanks Dude!
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http://i61.tinypic.com/2euk6di.gif
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
[LINK]DudeAugust 26, 2017
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blueflower999This is the silliest exchange I've seen on this site in a while.[LINK]BlackDragonSlayerAugust 24, 2015August 24, 2015
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blueflower999Trains is the girl y'all want to be[LINK]mayastarr041August 25, 2015--
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blueflower999I don't idolize Reagan
I admire him greatly
[LINK]NocturneOfShadowMarch 16, 2016--
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BoywithoutafairyI was skimming through and didn't see it.[LINK]12Mari0January 12, 2016January 12, 2016
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BoywithoutafairyThis is a battle to the death.[LINK]BoywithoutafairyJanuary 13, 2016January 07, 2016
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BoywithoutafairyYou're gonna need the Song of Healing for that one[LINK]BoywithoutafairyJanuary 13, 2016January 07, 2016
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BoywithoutafairyHOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE I AM NOT THE TIN MAN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ[LINK]BoywithoutafairyFebruary 25, 2016February 24, 2016
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BoywithoutafairyCongratulations Noc you have killed the protagonist[LINK]BoywithoutafairyMarch 02, 2016March 02, 2016
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BoywithoutafairyOMG F**k no F**k no F**k no WHY DID I DO THIS[LINK]BoywithoutafairyApril 13, 2016April 13, 2016
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BoywithoutafairyI throw my hands up in thé air domestiques
Saying ayoooo
Its à me mario
[LINK]BrainyLucarioApril 11, 2016April 12, 2016
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Boywithoutafairy
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E.Gadd Industries
What is on the dark side of the Moon?
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[spoiler]JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[spoiler]No, really! You can't see him![/spoiler][/spoiler]
[LINK]WaluigiTime64May 02, 2017
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BrainyLucarioなぜ私たちは外国語で入力している私を語っていないため禁止ですか。[LINK]DudeMay 29, 2016May 29, 2016
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BrainyLucarioMy piano is so cool, it can play itself and do the worm at the same time![LINK]SebastianDecember 23, 2015December 23, 2015
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BrainyLucarioI wonder who peaches Princess Peach's location to Bowser all the time.[LINK]SebastianMarch 02, 2016March 02, 2016
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BrainyLucario,
Dudeman
It's
[spoiler]JOOOOOHN CEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/spoiler]
[LINK]DudemanJanuary 13, 2016January 13, 2016
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braixen1264I'm not surprised that you're incapable of managing a simple internet search, which even my grandmother can do.[LINK]AltissimoNovember 28, 2015November 28, 2015
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braixen1264but dicks go moo[LINK]blueflower999August 24, 2015December 13, 2014
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braixen1264put "eich tee tee pee colon slash slash ninsheetmusic dot org slash" at the bottom of the sheet :P[LINK]BrainyLucarioFebruary 19, 2016February 19, 2016
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braixen1264it is maec 17
i am not birday
it is apache helicoptre
i hav no frend
gg
fwish~
[LINK]BrainyLucarioMarch 18, 2016March 17, 2016
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braixen1264i am yung child lel[LINK]BrainyLucarioMay 20, 2016May 20, 2016
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braixen1264gasp omg we all care[LINK]DudemanJanuary 12, 2016January 12, 2016
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braixen1264Dudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book[LINK]DudemanJanuary 16, 2016December 04, 2015
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braixen1264Because sometimes you want to hold a quarter note for a minute.[LINK]DudemanJanuary 29, 2016January 29, 2016
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braixen1264I am hurt deep inside[LINK]DudemanApril 14, 2016April 14, 2016
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braixen1264Yeah I went from tired guy to pretty girl[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesJanuary 04, 2016--
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braixen1264oh ok

hah i have internet points
muahaha
haha...ha.....
[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesMarch 03, 2016February 01, 2015
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braixen1264learn how to video game or gtfo[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesApril 25, 2016April 25, 2016
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braixen1264i woke up and it hurts to live[LINK]JDMEK5December 18, 2015December 18, 2015
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braixen1264babies are gross[LINK]JDMEK5May 19, 2016May 16, 2016
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braixen1264"lol im quoting this cuz it's funny"[LINK]Latios212April 14, 2016April 14, 2016
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braixen1264holy shit what I was planning on delaying that decision for months[LINK]Latios212August 26, 2016August 25, 2016
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braixen1264I'd fuck a lobster[LINK]NocturneOfShadowMarch 15, 2016--
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braixen1264A lot of kids on NSM tend to do this thing where they ask what things are without first googling it. ???[LINK]Olimar12345January 25, 2016January 25, 2016
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braixen1264learn how to music or gtfo[LINK]
Pianist da Sootopolis
April 25, 2016April 25, 2016
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braixen1264I hate erections they're so confusing[LINK]
Pianist da Sootopolis
May 10, 2016May 10, 2016
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braixen1264Thank you so much for contributing towards this goal--truly a pioneer in useless post! So many valuable post have been posted in reply to you, nothing less of a genius could plan that out in advance! I respect your motivation and your dedication to bringing out NSM's upmost highest potential![LINK]
Pianist da Sootopolis
May 30, 2016May 30, 2016
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braixen1264But the real question is did you do your homework[LINK]SebastianApril 06, 2016April 06, 2016
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braixen1264Has something changed[LINK]SlowPokemonAugust 25, 2015August 25, 2015
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braixen1264I feel like a rejected child given up for adoption[LINK]SlowPokemonOctober 25, 2015October 25, 2015
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braixen1264I'm never working with a vocalist again.[LINK]SlowPokemonJanuary 22, 2017January 22, 2017
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braixen1264I try to avoid people as much as I can[LINK]ThatHiddenCharacterMay 09, 2017May 09, 2017
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braixen1264Whats Luminol
Is it some kind of skin care product
[LINK]TheMarioPianistAugust 25, 2015August 25, 2015
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braixen1264Did he not try blowing into it?[LINK]ZeldaFanOctober 05, 2015October 04, 2015
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braixen1264a) Steak
b) Steak
c) Meh, it's all the same. As long as there's steak.
[LINK]ZeldaFanJanuary 01, 2016January 01, 2016
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braixen1264
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NocturneOfShadow
you dun goofed good
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I'm snorting so hard right now
[LINK]JDMEK5March 31, 2016March 30, 2016
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braixen1264
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NocturneOfShadow
I only have like 4 hours of time left to start and finish my history project due on monday. It was assigned last friday hhhhhhhh
how do I write a paper and draw a poster in this time and still get a decent grade
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I have a snapchat
Snap me, emcee.mikey
[LINK]Latios212September 19, 2016September 18, 2016
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braixen1264
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Th3Gavst3r
You put icing on a pizza?
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I actually just spread it on everything, makes for great sunscreen
[LINK]DudemanOctober 06, 2016
October 05, 2016
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Bubblesi'm dead

and exposed
[LINK]braixen1264November 13, 2015November 13, 2015
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Bubbles(haram)bruh r u srs[LINK]DudemanAugust 19, 2016August 19, 2016
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cashwarrior1WELL EXCUSE ME FAIRYLESSBOY![LINK]BoywithoutafairyApril 14, 2016April 14, 2016
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cashwarrior1This is not the hall of quotes, guys.[LINK]DudemanApril 14, 2016April 14, 2016
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cashwarrior1Wait, I have to hit things? I didn't sign up for this! D:[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesMarch 05, 2016March 05, 2016
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cashwarrior1How does his body move like that?[LINK]E.Gadd IndustriesJune 02, 2017June 02, 2017
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cashwarrior1I would upgrade my parents if They are fine with getting me a new one. probably won't :P.[LINK]Jub3r7May 04, 2016May 04, 2016
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cashwarrior1Today we're going to have some fun! We're going to have some fun! Get it? Because we're going to have some fun![LINK]Jub3r7May 04, 2016May 03, 2016
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cashwarrior1Well, developing a story is good and all, but to you if you ever make make good story. I mean, you good story going on, but try to get some ideas. one virus going through computer and it's virus by taking out all the other strongest mega man, but the main way to get through your proceed.[LINK]Jub3r7May 04, 2016May 03. 2016
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cashwarrior1I create a strategy for a lot of my pokemon, but I don't use drugs.[LINK]Latios212October 16, 2016October 16, 2016
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cashwarrior1I can use my hands...[LINK]NocturneOfShadowMarch 03, 2016March 03, 2016
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cashwarrior1Yes.
http://i66.tinypic.com/2jbwd2f.png
[LINK]NocturneOfShadowJanuary 09, 2017April 19, 2016
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Clanker37I...I don't know what to say...The evidence is clear
If I am not Australian I must be...Oh god no...
American
or worse
British
or worse still
British-American
At least this explains my internal conflicting desire to both drink tea and throw it in the ocean.
[LINK]Yug_GuyOctober 17, 2015October 17, 2015
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Concerto No.20 in D minorYeah it is[LINK]Latios212April 14, 2016February 28, 2008
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dajwxpdang that just sounds so dang chinese please forgive me and my ancestors[LINK]DudemanAugust 01, 2016August 01, 2016
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