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transcribed/moderated by Casual Spreadsheets
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@casualsheets
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a form of this list was originally created by Workaholics writers room
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retired comedy phrases
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RIP, saying "RIP"shared on Twitter by John Quaintance
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phrasesource
@John_Quaintance
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______ much?workaholics writers room
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__?__ More like ____.workaholics writers room
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...I can explain!workaholics writers room
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#EPICFAILworkaholics writers room
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#NailedItworkaholics writers room
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And by X I mean Yworkaholics writers room
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and... sceneworkaholics writers room
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Are you having a stroke?workaholics writers room
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Awesome Sauceworkaholics writers room
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Awkward!workaholics writers room
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Bacon anythingworkaholics writers room
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bag of dicksworkaholics writers room
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best/worst. ______. EVER.workaholics writers room
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Can you not?workaholics writers room
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Check please!workaholics writers room
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cray-crayworkaholics writers room
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Debbie Downerworkaholics writers room
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Did I Just say thatworkaholics writers room
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Dot Comworkaholics writers room
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Douche (Nozzle)workaholics writers room
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Dumpster fireworkaholics writers room
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Food Babyworkaholics writers room
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Garbage peopleworkaholics writers room
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Go sports!workaholics writers room
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Gonna leave a mark...workaholics writers room
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Good talkworkaholics writers room
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Hard passworkaholics writers room
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He's standing right behind meworkaholics writers room
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Here's the Line, here's You.workaholics writers room
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Hey, don't help.workaholics writers room
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hold my beercrowdsourced (twitter)
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I absorbed my twin in the womb
workaholics writers room
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I can't unsee that.workaholics writers room
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I could tell you but I'd have to kill you.
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I didn't NOT _____.workaholics writers room
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I just peed a littleworkaholics writers room
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I love lamp.workaholics writers room
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I think that came out wrongworkaholics writers room
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I think we're done hereworkaholics writers room
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I'll show myself out.workaholics writers room
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I'll take ____ for $500, Alex.workaholics writers room
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I'm a hot mess!workaholics writers room
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I'm kinda a big dealworkaholics writers room
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I'm right here!workaholics writers room
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It's giving me all the feelsworkaholics writers room
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Just threw up in my mouth.workaholics writers room
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lady bonerworkaholics writers room
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Laughy McLaughersonworkaholics writers room
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Let's not and say we didworkaholics writers room
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life hackworkaholics writers room
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Little help?workaholics writers room
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Make ___ great againcrowdsourced (twitter)
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no doi/doy/duhcrowdsourced (twitter)
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No? Just meworkaholics writers room
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not a good lookcrowdsourced (twitter)
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Note to self:workaholics writers room
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Oh HELLLL NAW!workaholics writers room
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On steroids/crackworkaholics writers room
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Random!workaholics writers room
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real talkworkaholics writers room
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Really?workaholics writers room
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ridonkulousworkaholics writers room
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rut-roh!workaholics writers room
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See what I did there?workaholics writers room
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Sharkweekworkaholics writers room
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Shhhsuh! (finger to mouth)workaholics writers room
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Shots firedworkaholics writers room
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Shut the front door!workaholics writers room
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Sooo, that just happenedworkaholics writers room
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Sorry (not sorry)workaholics writers room
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spoiler alertworkaholics writers room
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Stay classyworkaholics writers room
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Swipe rightworkaholics writers room
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Thanks Obamaworkaholics writers room
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Thanks... I guessworkaholics writers room
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That happened one time!workaholics writers room
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That went well...workaholics writers room
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That. Just. Happened.workaholics writers room
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That's not a thingworkaholics writers room
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That's what she saidcrowdsourced (twitter)
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This is why we can't have nice things
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Too soon?workaholics writers room
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Uh... define _____.workaholics writers room
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um... in english pleaseworkaholics writers room
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va-jay-jayworkaholics writers room
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Wait for it...workaholics writers room
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Wait, what?workaholics writers room
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We have funworkaholics writers room
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Well playedworkaholics writers room
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What the What!workaholics writers room
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White people problemsworkaholics writers room
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Who hurt you?workaholics writers room
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Why are we whisperingworkaholics writers room
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