I created a Google Form so everyone can vote. Hopefully the data will be more objective:
|Apple Crumble and Custard||3||It’s pretty decent, the taste is similar to green apple juice, slight bitter aftertaste. Very foamy if shaken well.|
|Banana||1||Cavendish banana, just order a sample to try it instead of commiting yourself to a whole bag. I found all banana flavours to be bad.|
Slightly better than Banana on it’s own. It’s Toffee+Banana, not much to tell about this as it's literally the two flavours mixed together. Maybe Toffee in by itself isn’t that horrible but the banana ruins it.
|Blueberry||4||One of the best fruit flavours they offer in my opinion. Really foamy and creamy which I personally love. Doesn't have a horrible artificial taste|
|Blueberry Cheesecake||3||I'd recommend this if you like blueberries or the Blueberry flavour. It's a mix between that and the taste of cream cheese. It was quite good.|
|Chocolate Banana||1||Bad, because the banana ruins it.|
|Chocolate Brownie||3||Recommended, this one is really nice. It's just a slight variation of the chocolate, but if you like chocolate, you'll like this.|
|Chocolate Caramel||3||Good, smooth and sweet. No complaints.|
|Chocolate Coconut||2||It’s a bit foamy. No complaints, if you like coconut, try it out. Smells and tastes like Bounty without the sweetness (read, it’s actually bitter).|
|Chocolate Mint||4||Sweet chocolate with mint, tastes like those chocolate mint pillows like “After Eight” from Nestle. Really good if you like mint. It’s not creamy/foamy.|
|Chocolate Nut||3||Good, sweet chocolate with slight nut taste.|
Intense orange smell, taste is relatively okay, no complaints. Mixes really well, isn’t foamy. This is one of the flavours that is not good and not bad, you don’t look forward to drinking it but at the same time you aren’t afraid of it.
|Chocolate Peanut Butter||4||Good smell, good taste, slightly creamy, not foamy.|
|Chocolate Smooth||3||This one is pretty nice. It's chocolate, not intense, sweet with a salty aftertaste, will not turn foamy no matter how much you wank the shaker.|
|Chocolate||3||Good taste but it doesn’t mix well and has little flakes/chunks in it. It was disgusting at first but after a few sips you’ll get used to it. Tastes like chocolate Nesquick.|
|Cinnamon Danish||3||Cinnamon smell, cinnamon taste, not so sweet, has a bitter tinge. Can be shaken to be really creamy / foamy.|
|Coffee Caramel||0||Bad, literally couldn't finish drinking this one.|
|Cookies & Cream||2||It’s possible to make it a bit foamy. The taste ok, a little bitter. It’s nothing special, it smells like cookies, doesn’t really taste like anything, but it’s not horrible.|
|Golden Syrup||3||Pretty sweet, literally tries to mimic sugar so it should be. I like it but I personally will be choosing other falvours in the future. It makes decent foam, but it can get clumpy.|
|Latte||3||Creamy and sweet cappuccino flavour. Pretty okay, but if you like coffee this is a poor imitation. Still good though and really sweet.|
|Lemon Cheesecake||1||Very bad in my opinion. The lemon just tastes too artificial, like a bad chemical you shouldn't take into your system, not sour, more like bitter.|
|Maple Syrup||2||It kinda, but not really tastes like maple. I can’t describe nor compare the taste to anything...has a tinge of coffee/caramel/toffee whatever. Pretty meh.|
|Mocha||3||Chocolate with a slight coffee taste. Not so foamy if shaken up.|
|Natural Banana||1||Cavendish banana, just order a sample to try it instead of commiting yourself to a whole bag. I found all banana flavours to be bad.|
The cocoa taste is more pronounced. I don’t think anybody can screw up chocolate flavouring. Recommended however the Chocolate flavour tastes better, but this has a better mix and texture.
|Natural Strawberry||3||Pretty much what you expect a strawberry flavoured protein to taste like, it's foamy just like Blueberry, but I personally liked Blueberry better.|
It’s really foamy. Not so sweet as the normal vanilla. In my opinion the other vanilla is better, this isn’t really sweet, tastes kinda bitter at times, is too foamy. I don’t really associate this taste with vanilla.
|Neapolitan||3||Good. Tastes great and is nice and foamy. Recommended. Neapolitan = Vanilla/Chocolate/Strawberry|
Bad, literally didn’t finish drinking it. Doesn’t taste like peanut, it’s bitter. The smell is literally the same as those dark brown sweet ice cream cones (Cornetto) but it tastes horrible.
Super foamy and mixes well. Has pecan smell, has kinda pecan taste as well. It’s bitter with a sweet aftertaste. I actually personally didn’t like it because of the bitterness but I still recommend giving this a try.
|Pina Colada (Limited Edition)|
|Pineapple||1||It does taste like pineapple but one you expect in some cheap ass candy. Wouldn't recommend.|
It’s pretty much what you expect. Not too sweet, with a slight bitter aftertaste. It’s those industry standard raspberry tastes, so if you like raspberry gummies etc. you’ll probably like this.
|Rhubarb & Custard|
|Rocky Road||3||AKA Chocolate|
|Salted Caramel||4||Caramel + salt. It was slightly sweet and salty, not mind blowing but it’s good. It’s foamy as well. I like it when it’s foamy. 4/5|
|Stevia – Banana Stevia|
Stevia – Blueberry and Raspberry Stevia
It doesn’t really have a taste. A very very very faint taste of raspberry and very very very mild sweetness. In all honesty it’s not bad. If I could sum it up with one word it would be: nothing. You feel nothing when drinking it. Nice color though.
|Stevia – Chocolate Mint Stevia||3|
Not as sweet as the Sucralose version. The cocoa flavour is more dominant here than the mint. If you want chocolate with a slight mint taste, get this, if you want mint with chocolate taste get the other version. Not foamy.
|Stevia – Chocolate Stevia||3|
The most bitter of the chocolates, but with a sweet aftertaste. This is probably the closest to real cocoa powder taste. I’d recommend this if you don’t really have a sweet tooth or just like cocoa.
|Stevia – Strawberry Stevia||3||Definitely not as sweet as the sucralose version. It’s not bad though, the after taste is a little bit bitter but only slightly. I’d buy this if I had a problem with sucralose.|
|Stevia – Vanilla Stevia||2||Just get regular vanilla, unless you really really don’t want to eat a small amount of sucralose.|
|Sticky Toffee Pudding||4||Sweet toffee taste, no bitterness in the taste. Not foamy.|
|Stracciatella||3||Good, it has tiny chocolate flakes and it tries to replicate the milk ice cream taste (maybe slightly vanilla). If you like stracciatella ice cream I’d give this a try.|
|Strawberry Cream||4||One grade above natural strawberry. The cream part taste like that white powder you mix in with your coffee instead of heavy cream/milk. If you like that, you'll love this.|
|Strawberry Jam Roly Poly||4|
Tastes good, like strawberry yoghurt ice cream / candy. The only downside is that it has a slight...really slight bitter taste, but personally the main taste hits me in the childhood so I’m willing to overlook it. EXTREMELY foamy.
|Summer Fruits||3||It’s foamy, has a nice smell and a nice taste. I can’t exactly pinpoint the fruit but I know I’ve eaten gummies that tasted like this, probably some muskmelon.|
|Tiramisu||3||It’s like coffee and caramel mixed together but actually good, not their “Coffee Caramel” flavour. Not foamy.|
|Vanilla||3||It's vanilla, I'm pretty sure nobody can fuck up vanilla. Nice and sweet.|
|Vanilla & Raspberry||2||It was chunky for me. The taste is literally the mix of their vanilla and raspberry flavour.|
|White Chocolate||2||Go to a pub or restaurant and order hot white chocolate and you'll know how this tastes.|
|Greens are the ones I would personally buy on a regular basis. Just because something is rated above 4 doesn't automatically mean I'd always like to eat it.|
|Wouldn't even want them for free.|
Every flavour was tasted using ALPRO Unsweetened Almond milk, in a shaker. Unfortunately there were some flavours that didn't have samples and I didn't want to buy a whole 1 kg bag...but I'll get around to it once my current batch runs out.