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1 | Funniest/embarrassing thing that happened during sex | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
2 | We fucked so hard and broke my bed frame and i asked my dad to fix it | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
3 | Once I had to hop off him to puke because I ate too much at thanksgiving | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
4 | It was thundering so loud it scared us and we had to stop doing it. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
5 | I hit my head so hard on the nightstand that I lost feeling in my right let and we had to go to the hospital | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
6 | I thought I parked in a field and it was in fact someone's back yard. cop was knocking at my window while I was doing the deed. it was horrifying | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
7 | I was getting frresh with a fling and he was not getting her ready if you know what I mean so he went to get lube or so I thought. he applied it and we we're ya know it starts lathering stinging and burning. the idiot got shampoo | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
8 | My high school boyfriends penis got caught and stuck in my braces. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
9 | While having sex a dog came up from behind me and started licking my butt cheek | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
10 | We tried butt stuff once and I farted on his junk and it was the grossest feeling ever | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
11 | hit my face on his headboard, nearly passed out and had a black eye for about 2 weeks | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
12 | I kicked my husband right in the face/haw when we were dating he just shook it off and kept going | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
13 | going doggy style and new puppy jumps up and licks my husband's butt | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
14 | my husband fell off the bed and hit his head. we joke now that he needs a sex helmet | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
15 | laughed so hard I literally peed my pants in my defense I was pregnant at the time | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
16 | ex was a carpet salesman. had sex in a carpet tube after hours TP in my butthole | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
17 | Nuva ring came out on his dick | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
18 | Giving my husband a face full of fart when he got a little into some cunnilingus | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
19 | Our 4 year old daughter walked in and my husband roared at her like a lion and she left very quickly | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
20 | OMG a guy came up for air with his face covered in my period blood | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
21 | legs high over my head; lowered with a dramatic wind escaping the down under | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
22 | vagina farted | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
23 | I started dating a new guy for some reason, I fart when I come with him I die every time | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
24 | My roommates dad knocked on the wrong window (mine not my roomated) as a surprise | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
25 | Accidentally called my dad while we were getting busy in the back seat | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
26 | lost a condom; he had spicy hands from making pico de gallo earlier | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
27 | I farted | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
28 | the first time I gave a BJ I took the word "blow" too literally, he had to correct me. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
29 | I told my husband to pull my hair and he thought I said bite my hair...he bit my hair | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
30 | Losing a condom. It was stuck inside me for 19 hours. fun folllow up convos | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
31 | farted | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
32 | accidentally hip checked my bf (now husband)in the face and gave him a bloody nose | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
33 | 2 days ago my husband went down on me and I must've been too into it bcause I gave him a bloody nose | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
34 | Young daughter came into the room quietly, cawled up on daddy's back and said YEEHAH | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
35 | college hookup, lost my underwear in his bed and there was a panty liner attached | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
36 | guy farted during foreplay and played it off by saying "oh you know you like that" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
37 | the queefs, how can you not laugh | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
38 | fooled around after my bf had been chopping jalapenos, my vagina was on fire | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
39 | my next door neighbor yelled at us to quiet down the first time my husband and I did the deed | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
40 | I threw up and wasn't drunk or high | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
41 | forgot I had a tampon in and it went sideways up there and I realized afterwards | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
42 | our dog broke into the room and started licking my husband's butt | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
43 | started absentmindedly humming the song from the muppets.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
44 | bucket of water dumped on us, his roommates yelled you've been vince lombardi'd | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
45 | i was in top and for some reason a huge strong of spit came out of my mouth and landed on my husband's face | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
46 | my husband proposed put the ring on my chest, I have no pictures | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
47 | falling asleep DURING, talking nonsense inmy sleep and him asking what did you just say? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
48 | my husbands phone was broken and would randomly call people. Called our loan officer | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
49 | farting obviously | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
50 | we were both drunk, I was giving him a bj and proceeded to gag and throw up on him | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
51 | Guy wanted me on top and as soon as I straddled him he let out a huge fart! like my weight pushed it right out of him. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
52 | straddling my husband naked to give a back massage, sneezed and peed on his back | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
53 | we got locked in a closet naked in empty house I was about to rent and had to break the door | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
54 | my 3 yr old daughter catching us in the shower we told her we were cleaning the shower | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
55 | husband made me laugh and I peed a little on him it's his own fault lol | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
56 | my chihuahua ate a used condom then shat it out on the deck of a pool party in front of f&f | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
57 | things getting stuck | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
58 | It usually has to do with me farting and then dying of laughter | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
59 | the air taht the vagina expluse | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
60 | While at work, after using the bathroom, my long flowy skirt got tucked into my pantyhose I walked in front of a bunch of men having no clue thankfully it was before thongs | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
61 | my now husband farted loudly while I was giving him a um blow job and I did not finish the job | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
62 | it was dark, reached in the nightstand drawer for lube and grabbed hand sanitzer in stead | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
63 | I wasn't sure if I peed or squirted | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
64 | Only taking off 1 leg of yoga pants to be quick | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
65 | when I was in highschool, my boyfriend and I walked in on his parents having sex | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
66 | I walked in on my grandparents | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
67 | fart | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
68 | my 2 year old standing in the doorway laughing we didn't know he could climb out of his cot | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
69 | I once fell off the bed, hit the floor, and farted loudly | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
70 | my husband tried to make me a clone a willy for my upcoming 30th bday it got stuck in the tube he got it out I came home we smoked a j and I go in the bathroom and start wondering wtf happened like a bomb of white goop exploded he cleaned up but the dust became goop from the steam shower to follow and stained my hardwood floors. I've been scrubbing clone a willy for days now and we laughed so hard he forgot all about it when I was trying to figure out what happened then it clicked | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
71 | I did a sit up in front of mu bffs and accidentally farted so loud | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
72 | queef that felt like it lasted 5 min | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
73 | I realized I left a tampon after 2 pumps and then asked him to remove it for me | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
74 | dating a new guy, we started a thing of telling each other bad jokes after sex that somehow turned into riddles he had a hard time solving mine and once he did he flipped out and yelled thats fucking stupid and said I toldit wrong and was basically lying to him yeah we don't date anymore he's now referred to as the riddler to me and my friends lesson learned never tell riddles in bed | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
75 | farted when my husband was downtown literally right in his face | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
76 | El sliparoo in the wrong hole well at least he found one | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
77 | toddler standing. up in the playpen in the room saying hi! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
78 | I accused him of smelling like blood then got a nosebleed all over him | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
79 | falling going up stairs with a tshirt dress on and no panties in front of a youth pastor | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
80 | nothing worse than a loud queef | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
81 | my vagina cramped like a charlie horse on my honeymoon | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
82 | picasso pulled out and stood up for optimal coverage and cracked his head on the ceilling fan | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
83 | he said just lay back and enjoy. it was not a joy | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
84 | got spine xray last week neck trauma shown realized today it's from 10 years of doggy style | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
85 | we'd been bar hopping so right before he says I really want to make love to you but I have to go throw up first. we still have a good laugh over that | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
86 | 15 year old walked in on us because someone forgot to lock the door | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
87 | roommate walked in on us having sex on her couch as we were moving out | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
88 | lights off, blankets on, kid was about 2, came into the room asking what we were doing | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
89 | my hubs dropped me my leg hit the bed frame leaving a gigantic purple bruise | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
90 | me 23, BF 34, after all day baseball took muscle relaxer he wanted sex, passed in the middle of meds | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
91 | drunk, try to be sexy and hop on my husband, bed was too bouncy and i bounced right off, grabbed his penis on accident while trying not to fall | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
92 | sneezed and darted at the same time in front of my son in law | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
93 | grabbed my boyfriend's butt during and felt a dingleberry this was HS and now his kids go to the school I teach at | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
94 | the second time my now husband and I had sex I got my period during it | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
95 | we fell asleep halfway through and woke up at least an hour later yes in me | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
96 | I peed on my husband, week pelvic floor | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
97 | The first time we had sex, we were changing positions and I kicked him in the penis | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
98 | sneaky period oops | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
99 | he fell asleep | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
100 | I was trying to say I love it when you...he heard I love you and said it back. we are married now |