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Hi what's up I was bored so I've made a stats table of everyone we've ever played CS with (stats as of 08/08/2014) (Added column with updated comments on 26/11/2019)
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Team CUNTFIREKillsKPMDeathsDPMK/D RatioMozg shot %Bomb Plant/DefAcc %Top Gun (Kills)SteamID StatsVerdict (2014, outdated)Revised 2019 VerdictLegend
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Kyto162210.7102230.441.5931.39%324/17022.89%AWP (5760)Cure dick cancerAlltimes carry + top 4 AWP euIs now N64 Goldeneye Speedrunner on twitchCan play if pre-arranged
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Aids117760.6871080.411.6634.75%348/12321.77%AK-47 (2353)Idi naXYNTupoy pidoras l2sniperMoved to Finland to escape jail, always offlineCan probably play if forced at gunpoint
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Zack92610.4292750.42128.14%731/10416.06%AK-47 (1957)PizdekE- MOZG CANNOT INTO COMPLEX GAMEAdd him for boost for stat-track foreskinsDoesn't play CS anymore
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Shady142700.5991730.381.5636.94%807/17522.47%AWP (2089)Xd plzSHIT RANK ULOW BRUV HAHAHA RETARD UNINSTALL CS60hz shitcuntEither missing, in jail or mental retard
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Broheim-factor In descending order:
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As 4th/5thKillsKPMDeathsDPMK/D RatioMozg shot %Bomb Plant/DefAcc %Top Gun (Kills)SteamID StatsVerdict (2014, outdated)Revised 2019 Verdict
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yRXNo Stats - Private Profile Only ever online at 3amOnly ever online in 2014
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Mr Florin224111.95174961.521.2837.87%177/4723.43%AK-47 (10274)R U BROFESSIONAL?theGD and major LAN less, plap more CS!!!Director of eSports for Turner Sport Channel subsidiary. Last played any vidya game in 2017
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funnyb104530.694570.541.1133.76%403/9320.17%AK-47 (1549):DICKNIGGERSTOP SKYPE SEXTING AND GO TSWent full retard after being a suspect in ex-gf's suicide (NECK TATTOOS!!!)
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TrivNo Stats - Trivate ProfileGFX card fuckedCould probably play, if you catch him online?
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MemphisNo Stats - Private ProfileHe start stram CPM, no time for CSHe stram QukeChampions and also racery cars games
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Ins38990.541310.530.9434.86%182/2919.58%AK-47 (1170)ArribaQue pasa meng???I think they pay him to shill QukeChempions now
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Loxotron72350.4659890.381.2130.15%401/11517.70%AK-47 (1818)VOT LINKPidar brain unikum taktiks)))Tupoy pidaras/stupid cunt
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Xoxa28880.3829970.390.9624.90%269/3216.00%AWP (686)Here, men)Loxotron's friendLiterally who?
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SPError getting the feed from the steam serversBamAlltimes GuidoWars 2 (TUPOY PIDAR)I played that car football game with him once in 2016
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Bert1030.152750.410.3730.10%6//114.06%AUG (14)HeerHit MM up or something bro) plap more, EXP will comeIs an OG at that dinosaur game now, doesn't like FPS anymore
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Fatcamp80370.4693860.540.8635.19%422/4615.37%M4A1-S (1943)TjaMr Florin's acquaintance but no-one else knows him enoughI legit forgot this guy existed
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Ash45470.4637570.381.2140.09%211/5516.94%AK-47 (675)Vot)) Broheim brain but hardly know him) + busy streaming QLIs doing jail time in Russia for credit card fraud (for real)
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Kruna55010.3251690.31.0629.56%324/6314.70%M4A1-S (1334)KuracRefuses to voicecomm+no teamplayRandom e- Yugo, nice person, shit player, I think he's fully in DOTA2 now
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Corwin88230.3789840.370.9829.82%574/11119.59%AK-47 (2812)TutaGood guy but lolCA mozg NEED CS MOZGSometimes plays premade but only with 3/4 Discord Ukrainians
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DeathAdept95000.41102970.450.9223%735/9819.73%P90 (1909)LINKCorwin's friend: is basically like corwin)Vitalik has not been heard from since the start of their civil war
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Froggy157570.79161760.810.9738.71%355/4220.62%AWP (4593)Sveikas)Lithuania strong, full pizdec)LIETUVAS VEDRAS PIDRAS CIUPLIK BYBI
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esdf8080.2712590.410.6438.74%49/1414.36%M4A1-S (211)WOROLOLGood CTFer good troll but full retard in cs (also, SILVER 1)I highly suspect he is mental retard
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Ufas225510.45245820.490.9229.60%1107/24621.50%M4A1-S (5426)go to XYNWon't shut the fuck up about e-, cunt belongs there)I know for sure he is mental retard
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