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Card Name.Mana CostCard TypeCard Subtype and RarityPower/ToughnessAbilitiesFlavor Textadditional items (ie.full art card, flip card, IMAGE)Creator(s)CommentsLink to created cards!!!!
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Current Mode:Current cards that are taken have been reset due to a full computer failure. New computer!!! - Jojo<--
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Rules:If you make a modification to a card you didn't create, please leave a comment with what you changed.Nothing overpoweringTry to avoid re-creating cards from Friday Nights or other LRR events.I've made changes to the format to include rareity in card subtype.
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NOT NEEDED:Sorcery! Instants! Enchantments! Artifacts! Blue cards! Lands! Yup, Planeswalkers are possible now!!!
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NEEDED:Creatures! Uncards! Green and White cards! Remaining current crew members (remember, Legendary Creature: Human Crew): Jer, James and Paul. ALSO Planeswalkers!!!!James, Jer and Paul arent here as Legendarys! Lets get on it!
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Mechanics:Arcane, Splice, Detain, Token Generation, Flip Cards/TransformIf someone can make the flip card art that would be sweet!
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Cycles:Subscriber Tokens, Viewer Counters On Lands, Plush Subtype, Crew Members as Legendary Flip creatures, Ban Hammer Cycle, Hat Equipment cycleWhat does the viewer counters do? Change the legendary Flips to multiple legends or split legends or something OTHER THAN FLIP!!! Flip cards dont work with bad images. and I dont have the time to photoshop you know! - JojoAlso, Basic Land and snow land possibly?
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Goals:We need ~100-300 cards
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Released Cards: http://jojobarrientos.deviantart.com/gallery/
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Finished, Released. - JojoBaxterWBCreatureCat - Common1/2When CARDNAME enters the battlefield detain target human. He or she is petting CARDNAME. (Until the next turn of the controller of that spell or ability, that permanent can’t attack or block and its activated abilities can’t be activated.)"Look at his tail. It's ridiculous."
- Graham Stark
Nojh, cincyjudge, chatChanged subtype from Kitty! to the relevant subtype Cat -WolfgangCloud
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Done, Card is spoiled too... Redux actual transform cards.... cuz flip cards sucked. - JojoCameron Lauder, Strategist3RULegendary CreatureHuman Crew - Rare4/4Take the Shot Rookie (1, tap: flip a coin. If heads, destroy target creature. If tails, Cameron Lauder deals three damage to itself.) If Cameron Lauder deals damage to itself three times, tranform him."We're fine. Everything's fine."
Transform card: Cammander; Creature - Human Tiltmaster; 5/5; Tap: flip a coin. If heads, Cammander destroys all creatures opponent controls. If tails, destroy Cammander; "..."ElahComplicated but I like it. This feels like it is complicated enough to be a Planeswalker though? - NojhI think the crew members should be a consistent cycle. Having them all be planeswalkers seems like a bit too much. Legendary creatures? - ElahHow about we make all of the crew members flip cards so we can use the flip mechanic? All Legendary...-MarsIsDeadWe might be able to push for 1 planeswalkers per colour pair. Give them falvourful and middeling power effects. The effect text is lengthy for the flip card, tho transformed its good.Had to cut out flavor text to fit effect text - Jojo(JBRedPhoenix)shouldn't it be something like " if tails put a fail counter on Cameron Lauder, if there are 3 fail counters transform" or so? - CuTaos /// seems reasonable... - JojoWas thinking of changing name to Cameron Lauder, Stratigist, and type to Human Crew-Member, and creating some cards based off the Crew, or Crew-Member type to match up with cards created below. Thoughts? - NojhCard is released to the interwebs!- JojoChanged Name to Cameron Lauder, Strateigist, and type to Human Crew to fit a new tribal theme for LRR crew memebers - Nojh
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Pre 2015 border done, no photo, no rarity - jojoAbsolute Tilt2WUWorld Enchantment
During your upkeep, if you did not play a land during your last turn, target opponent gains control of a random creature you control."You don't save your game enough."Nojh/ Gee6666/ MarisdeadSomebody help me clean that up-MarsisDeadHaha, well, thats really tilting!- MarsisDeadClarified it to "During your upkeep, if you did not play a land during your last turn, target opponen"t gains control of a random creature you control." which should be functionally the same. But I think this should be an until end of turn effect instead of permenant. - NojhTis Good Nojh-MarsRarity please?
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No Photo- jojoSubscriberColorlessTokenSubscriber0/1(Tap): Generate one colorless manaNojhI suggest this should be a token. - ElahNot a bad idea. Changing it to token and creating a subscriber sorcery token creater - NojhChanged the ability to (tap): Generate one colorless mana - NojhShould the token generator have repeated use or single use?Depends on the cost / type of card. - NojhChanged to 0/1... Subs don't attack I don't think...-Mars
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Simplified due to Magic wording, No Photo- JojoNew Subscriber1RRSorceryArcaneTarget player is unable to cast spells next turn. Put a 0/1 colorless Subscriber Token into the battlefield with the effect (Tap): Generate one colorless mana, Splice Onto Arcane 1R"We have a subscriber! Thank you for subscribing."Nojh, MarsisDeadDoes this card need a splice cost?Yes it needs a Splice cost. Also probably a better name? - NojhLoving it. - Jojo
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takenCan't Wear Hats3BBEnchantment AuraDestroy all equipment and enchantments attached to enchanted creature. It gains shroudDaaskaLove it - CWH
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Needs image and flavor, I'm not competent in any way with images - RForcinAssemble the Chat1WEnchantmentRareAt the beginning of your upkeep put up to two viewer counters divided, as you choose, on up to two websites.RForcinI say go with divide. Also we need to balance this with the Kickstarter land Mars created below. - NojhPlease. This should totally be a set mechanic. - ElahSo I'm thinking, this card should be an enchantment that generates viewer tokens on target land every upkeep or some other trigger? Specialty lands can use the viewer tokens to create mana or subscribers or other effects. - NojhThats a good idea, let me see if I can think of something, are the nonbasic lands a specific tipe? Like website? then it could put viewer charges only on this lands - RForcinSure. Let's try it. - NojhBrought down the mana cost...-Mars
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Complete - JojoGraham Stark, Boss3GGLegendary CreatureHuman Crew - Rare6/62G: put two colorless 0/1 Subscriber tokens with "tap: add one colorless mana to your mana pool" onto the battlefield under your control. As long as a creature named "Baxter" is on the battlefield, Graham Stark cannot attack or block. If there are ten or more Subscriber tokens on the battlefield, transform Graham Stark."THANK YOOOU FOR SUBSCRIBIIIING."Transform: G; Leg. Creature - Human Producer; G's Power and Toughness are equal to the number of Subscriber tokens under its owner's control; "What is up party people in the place!"ElahYour battlefield or anybody's battlefield? I like the flavor of the baster effect but I don't think it'll work in playtest. - NojhAnybody's battlefield, which I intended. I might take the mana cost down from the original 5 a bit for balance. - ElahWe have the idea of making all crew members flip cards. Anyone want to try to tackle that? - NojhI got it. Before you ask, it's intentional that there's no way to transform him back - so if you can wipe out all the tokens (think Homing Lightning) you have an in. Just to be clear, we mean "transform" effects like Werewolves or Garruk Relentless? - ElahYup. Like Werewolves. Also I like the mechanic idea. - NojhChanged Name to Graham Star, Boss, and type to Human Crew to fit a new tribal theme for LRR crew memebers - NojhChanged the transform text to "if" rather than the constantly flipping "as long as"
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In the buildPrayer Warriors: All Out for God2BBSorceryTap all creatures target opponent controls. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step. If that opponent controls a creature named "Alex Steacy", Prayer Warriors deals 3 damage to that opponent."We're in hell." - Cameron LauderElah
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In the buildStand Against The Devil1WInstantTarget creature gains protection from Devils until end of turn. Untap it."Watch and pray"CWH
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Needing artTwitch.tvLegendary Enchantment LandWebsiteTwitch.tv enters the battlefield tapped unless you control less than two Subscriber Tokens. During Your Upkeep, Put a Viewer Counter on [CardName] Tap: add one mana of any color to your mana pool. (tap): Remove a 2 Viewer Counters- Put A Subscriber Token into play with (Tap): Add One Colorless Mana To Your Mana PoolElah, MarsIsDeadSeems odd you'd play this land and tap two subscriber tokens, when subscriber tokens also give you any color mana to your mana pool. Not a great play most of the time? - NojhI thought about that - originally, this card had you sacrifice one subscriber. I thought in this form would make a good bit of quiet ramping instead of being terrible. Tapping one subscriber might be a better idea, though, thanks. - ElahI changed it back to 2 subscribers and de-powered the subscriber tokens to just colorless mana. - NojhSac for colourless still leaves sub tokens > ezdrazi spawn as they can attack.
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Needing better artLoadingReadyRun.comLegendary Enchantment LandWebsiteDuring Your Upkeep, Put a Viewer Counter on [CardName] (Tap): Remove a viewer counter. Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE"NojhI'm just using the logo for this one. - Jojo
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In the buildMemeRInstantTap all Subscriber tokens."Red Deck Wins, Standing By."ElahWhoever added the better flavor text, thanks. Please feel free to add yourself as a co-creator. - ElahOooh. Love this one. - NojhI feel like these Subscriber Tokens are becoming the set's big mechanic. Or one of them. - ElahThat's because we need more creatures - Nojhthis seems a little iffy I mean responce floating as 1/1 ramp tokens aren't chumps.
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no artBufferUUUSorceryUntil your next upkeep, players can't cast spells."Dammit Twitch!"CWHI wish flavor text to be "!picnic" - Jojo
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no artEditUUInstantCounter target spell. Put an X/X 'Butt' token into play under target opponents control where X is equal to the number of subscriber tokens you controlDaaskaI APPROVE ALL THE WAY. - Elah"butt tuck" for flavor text? I remeber this one coming from a blooper reel of a show... not LRR... -Jojo
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Legendary Enchantment Land cycle changed to Legendary Land cycle.- JojoKickstarter.comLegendary LandWebsiteUpkeep: Put Viewer Counter on Target Website. Tap to Add 1 Mana of Any Color for Every Subscriber Token on the BattlefieldMarsIsDead1 Mana of Any Color aka Gold mana...tap all subscriber tokens you control, add one mana of any colour to your mana pool for each subscriber token you tap? or maybe two, so as not to be redundant ^^'Idea! This is going to generate viewer tokens on target land. - NojhChanged Target Permenant to Target Website, adding into the specialty land subtype idea from Assemble the Chat - Nojh
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no artBuster3UBCreaturePug Ninja1/1Ninjitsu 1BB- (1BB, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) When Buster deals combat damage to a player, that player skips their next combat phase.Snort!MarsIsDead
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Alex' Quiet PlaceLegendary LandAlex' Quiet Place enters the battlefield tapped - Tap and Sacrifice: Search your library a card and place that card into your hand, shuffle your library and skip your next turn. If its your turn end current turn."Oh I get it that wasn't hard at all, now how do I get back from here"KriegerSanAdded Sac to it...-Mars
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Hosk's BlessingBEnchantmentYou can only cast spells at any time you could cast a sorcery. Spells you cast cost B to cast. Whenever you would cast a spell, instead discard that card and target opponent loses 3 life. 5R, Exile a card from your graveyard: Target opponent loses 3 life.CWHComes with actual card image http://i.imgur.com/w48Tnvb.jpgSeems really really powerful to me for just one black. I guess I'd need to see it in playtest. - NojhShouldn't the card actually be a sorcery with the Epic keyword?
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Pave It2UUSorcery(Mythic because it could become horribly busted?)You may take an additional combat and main phase this turn after your second main phase. (How about Sac. some amount of permanents? That would effectively mean paving the turn - Jondare)"Let's try that again, shall we?"Dusk_shine (co-creator)
Elah (co-creator)
It's the LRR Time Walk! XD - Elah
Probably initially more busted than I intended it, I suppose. - Dusk_shineHow about restarting the game? Extra phases are straight upside, but paving is a resetting sort of action.
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Harry, The Creepy DollBBBLegendary Artifact CreaturePlush Demon0/5Intimidate
At the beginning of each opponents upkeep put a +1/+1 counter on Harry, The Creepy Doll for each creature that opponent controls, unless they sacrifice a creature. If there are no creatures on the battlefield other than Harry, The Creepy Doll, shuffle it into it's owner's library.
(Probably doesn't fit) "The sight of him turns the mightest of men into wimpering piles. It is the most appropriate response."WolfgangCloud
Part of Plush Cycle headed by Tally
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Stream Buffering1UUEnchantmentStream buffering cannot be countered. At the beginning of their upkeep, each player chooses either to skip their combat phase or to skip both their main phases. If Stream Buffering would be destroyed, put it on top of it's owner's library.
"It's working for me"NotABalloonNeeds a WAY higher cast cost
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PresidentBarackObamaAllOneWord2WWArtifact CreaturePlush Hound4/2First Strike
When a player refers to PresidentBarackObamaAllOneWord without saying his full name, put a +1/+1 on PresidentBarackObamaAllOneWord.
"Is AllOneWord part of his name?"
“Yes.”
WolfgangCloudPart of Plush Cycle headed by Tally
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In the Build.The Ban Hammer Of Ashton2RRTribal InstantModIf Target Opponent plays more than 2 cards this turn destroy target creatureDon't worry Daddy is hereGee6666Changed type to Tribal Instance and removed Plush subtype - Nojh
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Crapshot1BBSorceryChoose one or both -- Remove all viewer counters from target permanent, or all Subscribers get +2/+0 until end of turnChanged bonus because it would kill all tokens...-Mars
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Unblinking Eyes1WArtifact EnchantmentPlushAt the start of your turn Plushes you control gain Vigilance until you blink."He's staring at me." -Graham Stark refering to PresidentBarackObamaAllOneWordWolfgangCloudPart of Plush Cycle headed by Tally
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taken - jojoYouTube.comLandWebsite(tap), Remove 2 viewer counters: detain target creature, (tap), remove 3 viewer counters: Counter Target Instant, (tap): Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.NojhNote: The idea of non-legendary land is that other cards put viewer counters on it. These websites should not generate viewer counters. Leave that to other cards. - Nojh
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taken - jojoEscapistMagazine.comLandWebsite(Tap): Put Viewer Counter on a card named LoadingReadyRun.com, (Tap),1: Put a viewer counter on target website, (Tap): Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.NojhNote: The idea of non-legendary land is that other cards put viewer counters on it. These websites should not generate viewer counters. Leave that to other cards. - Nojh
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taken, finished - jojoRookieWCreatureHuman Solider1/1"Put your helmet on, Rookie!"Nojh
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in the buildSectoidCreatureAlien Solider2/2(tap): Another target sectoid gains +2/+1 and "Sacrifice this permanent if Sectoid dies." for as long as Sectoid remains tapped. If Sectoid would untap you may choose to not untap it.NojhRephrased as well as making it a longer ability -WolfgangCloudDoes it matter that the ability is on the target? "If Sectoid dies while it is tapped, sacrifice that creature" seems a bit more elegant. Leaving it unchanged since I'm not sure
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taken, finished - jojoKroze's Ban HammerBWTribal InstantModAs an additional cost to cast [Card Name] Tap XX Target Creatures you control. Exile X target creatures.MarsisDead and WolfgangCloud!Nojh/ Change to Mod Type rather than plush?
Can be both because it is part of Tally Artifact Plush Cycle?
Changed to exile X Creatures
Also think this should be an instantWhy Tribal Instant? Unless we're planning on creating cards that key off the word tribal, we can just use the Mod Subtype instead. - Nojh.Technically speaking, instants and sorceries can't HAVE subtypes. That's part of the reason the tribal card type was introduced. -NotABalloonWe can make the mods into cards and have serching abilities like rebels.-MarsFlavor Text???? - jojo
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Finished, Google would like.Picnic!2RRSorceryDestroy target website"I didn't do anything." - Graham StarkNojhChanged the name from "offline" to "pinic!"
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...And We're Back!XGGGInstantChose One Or More- Return X Target Website(s) from the Graveyard to the battlefield, Untap X Target Legendary Creature(s) and/or Add X Viewer Counters to Target Website. "I just don't know what went wrong." -Random LRR Crew MemberMarsIsDeadNice - NojhI petition to change the flavor text to "I just don't know what went wrong", for a certain reason that I'm sure at least one other person is aware of....Done-Mars
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Early Stream ViewerWCreatureHuman Clockwatcher1/1Vigilance, Trample, Lifelink, Haste, First Strike, Hexproof, Indestructible. Whenever Early Stream Viewer becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it"GMT -8, right?"NotABalloonNot sure about this subtype - NojhHow can it have Hexproof while also having the "becomes target of spell or ability, sacrifice it"?It basically gives it a funny version of shroad...-MarsChanged Type-Mars
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Tally Heilke, Craftificer1BBWLegendary CreatureHuman Crew2/5Vigilance
If a plush you control is dealt damage, you may tap Tally Heilke,Craftificer, if you do regenerate it and put a Craft Counter on it.
If you control has 3 or more permanates with Craft Counters, flip Tally Heilke, Craftificer.
FLIP:
Tally Heilke, Leader of the Craft-A-long
Legendary Creature - Human Articifer
Vigliance
b/w b/w: Put a 1/1 Mini-Creep Artifact Creature-Plush token into play.
As long as Tally Heilke, Leader of the Craft-A-Long is untapped, Plush you control gain +2/+0 and BW:Regenerate.
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WolfgangCloud, MarsIsDeadI suggest that Tally be W/G, in flavor with "Guild Fight". - Elah
Made her B/W due to wanting Harry,Creepy Doll to be in her colours -WolfgangCloud
Changed type to Human Crew to fit the crew tribal theme - Nojh
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Still think its overkill. But its finished, released and seen by LRRcrew.Alex Steacy, Goblin King3RRLegendary CreatureHuman Crew - Rare6/2Haste; Flunge (RRR, (tap): Alex Steacy, Goblin King does two damage to each creature an opponent controls, then tap each creature dealt damage this way. If Alex Steacy, Goblin King dealt damage this turn and no creatures died this turn, transform him."I wonder what this guy's hopes and dreams are?" "Let's have a look."TRANSFORM: Alex Steacy, Derptator; Creature - Human Derptator; 7/6; First Strike, The Technique (Tap: Alex Steacy, Derptator does X damage to target creature or player, where X is the number of damage dealt to that creature or player this turn.); "Anime is for dumz."ElahSomeone edited his subtype to Derplord, I'm hesitant about this because I don't want to just ape Friday Nights. Also, the idea with the transformed side's ability is that it effectively doubles the damage done to the creature or player, in case it wasn't obvious. - Elah. Edited so that it just taps all creatures, since dead ones can't be tapped anyway, and "would not die this turn" requires too much psychic power to work :) -NotAAlex 1: http://jojobarrientos.deviantart.com/art/Alexsteacy-427012852 Alex 2: http://jojobarrientos.deviantart.com/art/Alexsteacy-1-427012491 < btw... THAT FACE (lol)Oh and Stoppin Powah is its own card.. broken as hell and name changed but its there. http://jojobarrientos.deviantart.com/art/Shthapping-Powah-431687590Changed type to Human Crew to fit the crew tribal theme. Moved Flunger to name. - NojhIf Stoppin Powah is its own card, then I'll make the ability "Flunge" and move the names around a bit. - ElahIs it possible to simplify this? wont fit on modern flip cards
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Taken - JojoThe Hammer of Dix3UBTribal InstantModExile Target Creature an Opponent Controls. Scry 1. Draw a Card"Aaaand I hope you enjoy your ban." -DixMarsisDead and gee6666I approve. -DixAny idea what image you would like Dix? technically its your card! - Jojo
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Taken - JojoKickstarter CampaignXURSorceryArcanePut X +1+1 Counters on target creature. X Can Only Equal Multiples of 5."Help produce LoadingReadyRun’s 11th year with 52 weeks of sketches, podcasts, live streams, and delight."Nojh, MarsisDeadAdded casting cost and text.-Mars
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Taken - JojoBEES!XWBSorceryPut X 0/1 Bee Artifact Creature Tokens-Plush with deathtouch and lifelink on to the battlefield(one gross)WolfgangCloudWill make creature tokens for this. - Jojo
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ASS! The Musical!1URInstantArcane[CardName] Deals 1 Damage to All Creatures. Tap All Creatures Dealt Damage This Way. Splice onto Arcane BRMarsIsDead
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VampireBUCreatureVampire Amnesic3/1Unblockable"Tell me about vampires."Nojh
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Zombie1BCreatureZombie1/3Nojh
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Technical Difficulties6BB
SorceryTarget player takes damage equal to the number of Subscriber Tokens on the battlefield. Epic"PICNIC!"Terefar, MarsIsDead, ElahThe premise behind this card is when the stream goes down and the fans go crazy. You can't cast spells because your not 'casting'. I changed the flavor text to something that might work a bit better. Change it back if you want. - Elah
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Done. -JojoCameron's Bow3 (colorless)ArtifactEquipmentEquip: 2; Equpped creature gets +2/+1; Whenever a creature with Cameron's Bow equipped deals combat damage, draw a card."Someday."ElahJust use a pic of him holding the Compound Bow from Friday Nights
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Image needed. - JojoKathleen Commercial1BBSorceryPut 2 0/1 Subscriber Tokens Into Play With Tap Add 1 Colorless Mana To Your Mana Pool. Storm"You Could Do Worse!"MarsIsDeadWhat is "storm"?Storm is a scary ability we should shy away from. Also the flavor of this card is odd, Kathleen commercials don't generate subscribers they are in response to them. - NojhSince we have splice onto arcane we should have a couple of storm cards. Plus its Cam's favorite. And Kathleen seems to get a lot of subscibers on her stream so they can get her commercials.-Mars
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done. -JojoHot Sauce1GGCreatureCondiment2/2Flash, Reach, DeathtouchA nice blend of jalepeno and garlic with a touch of ginger.cptcobalt, MarsisDead(referencing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX-rZKCU12g) -cptcobalt
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done. -JojoShark Hat2ArtifactEquipment - HatEquip creature gets +2/+0. If you sing the Jaws theme while attacking it gets first strike until end of turn. Equip 3WolfgangCloudHAT NEEDS TO BE A SUBTYPE. DO IT PEOPLE. - ElahTHE HAT CYCLE. THE. HAT. CYCLE. THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING. - Elah
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Um... no image, google says nothing. - JojoThey Don't Have This Hat4SorceryGain control of Target Hat and equip it to target creature you control.I Want itGee6666Added equiping to creatrue to control-WolfgangCloud
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Um... no image, google says nothing. - JojoSanta's Elves' Singing Hat3Artifact Equipment -HatWhile choosing targets as part of casting a spell or activating an ability, your opponents must choose equipped creature.
If equiped creature is also equiped with Chicken Hat. It gains Indestructable.
Equip: 0
WolfgangCloudCleaned up text- Mars
Changed back name to represent the two hats coming together to make The Seizure Chicken Hat
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done. -JojoMEC Trooper2BUArtifact CreatureTranshuman Soldier4/4As an additional cost sacrifice a creature you control. Put X +1/+1 counters on Cardname equal to the creatures power."Who wants to have their legs sawn off?" - CameronNojhI know this should be an artifact but it needs to be permenant. - Nojh
Could be an artifact that comes into play equiped to creature like Piston sledge and have a sac on unequip like Grafted Wargear
"Who wants to have their legs sawn off?"I like that flavor text better. Changing it. - NojhShould the creature have 'Artifact' added to its card types?Decided to just make it an artifact creature that sacs another creature as a cost. - Nojh
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Taken - JojoDesertBus.orgLegendary LandWebsiteDuring your upkeep, put a viewer counter on CARDNAME. (tap): Add one colorless mana to your mana pool. (tap), 1: Add a viewer counter to target website. (tap) Remove a viewer counter: Target creature gains -1/0 until end of turn.NojhThe viewer removal -1/0 effect might be too powerful? - NojhFixed it, Now its only once per turn. -Jojo
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Chicken Hat1ArifactEquipment -HatEquipped creature gets +1/+2.
If equiped creature is also equiped with Santa's Elves' Singing Hat. It gains Indestructable.
Equip 2
WolfgangCloud
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Craft-A-Longer1BCreatureHuman Artificer1/2B,Tap: Target creature you control becomes an Plush in addition of its other types. It gains Intimidate until end of Turn.Make it CreepyWolfgangCloudChanged type and subtype... Didn't need to be an artifact creature and the craft along people are not plushes themselves, they create plushes- Mars
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Finished already! Not by Jojo... but ok!Wasted RewindsXUUSorceryAs an additional cost to play Wasted Rewinds, return X target permanents to your hand. Return X target permanents your opponent(s) control to their owner's hand."Hey I think I'm finally getting this g-OH JESUS!" ~ Brendan "Beej" Deryhttp://i.imgur.com/xmotBHM.jpgMistahFixItI love this! MarsThanks! ~ MistahFixIt
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taken - JojoKen "Value Added" Steacy2RWPlaneswalkerMythicLands with 4 LoyaltyPlus 1: Each Legendary Creature you control gets two +1/+1 counters; Plus 0: Put 5 0/1 Colorless Subscriber tokens with "(tap): add 1 Colorless Mana to your mana pool" on the battlefield; Minus 8: Creatures you control get +4/+4 and Trample until end of turn.ElahIn flavor with being super-supportive and attracting lots of subscribers. Gave him an Overrun-ish Minus ability. - ElahStick with the Subscriber Tokens that are up at the top to not make it confusing...Edited to fit the subscriber token as currently written. - NojhI missed the transition to 0/1 tokens instead of the original 1/1. In that case, I think 5 might be a better idea.
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done - JojoGary, Merchant to Asphodel3BBCreatureGary Zombie2/4When Gary, Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to Gary (Each Gary in the flavour text of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to Gary). You gain life equal to the life lost this way."Gary! Gaaary!"WolfgangCloud
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done - Jojo"Iron" Helmet2ArtifactEquipment - Plush HatEquiped Creature is a plush in addition to its other types and gets +1/+1.
If equiped creature is declared as an attacker you may shout "WHAR GAR BAL", if you do tap target creature.
Equip 3
"WHAR GAR BAL"
-Desert Bus 6
WolfgangCloud
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Craft-A-Long Member2WCreatureHuman Artificer2/3Tap: Target creature becomes a Plush in addition to its other types. You gain 2 life."Giving to the Children"Wolfgang Cloud
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done - jojoSilica Gel0Artifact20,Tap,Sacrifice Silica Gel: You win the game. Any player may pay $10000 to counter this effect. (To Make this a non un card you can make it an opponent may pay 25 to prevent this)"I must have it" -NotchWolfgang CloudWELP. There's our Un card.
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done - jojoFolding Tilt Table // Tilted Folding Table4Artifact CreatureTable0/1 /// 0/1Defender. If CARDNAME is assigned to block, remove it and creature it blocks from combat. Then flip [CardName].!fliptableFLIP: Defender. (Tap),(4): Flip CARDNAME (Flvr Text !fixtable)NojhThe idea is to simulate Alex's pre-setup flip table from the first season of Friday NightsChanged some wording...-Mars
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taken - JojoLarge Viking Helm4EquipmentEquiped creature gets +4/+2 and must attack each turn if able. When Equppid Creature attacks flip a coin. If you lose the flip destroy a creature you or your opponents control at random and equipped creature deals no combat damage. Equip 3 "I can't see. It is too big"Changed the wording to make it work in MTG framework.- Mars
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Space Bid0(This card is both Blue and Red)InstantCopy target spell you control. At the begining of your next upkeep you must pay the casting cost of the copied spell or you lose the game.WolfgangCloudI like - Nojh
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Auction SirenHybrid RB, Hybrid RB, Artifact CreatureSiren2/2Accumlative Upkeep: Pay 2 Canadian Dollars, if upkeep was not paid, bury this card.It was designed to destroy wallets, but now it destroys you.cptcobalti was enamored with the play on words with siren -cptcobaltAdded Casting cost and changed p/t- Marsadded Effect Text. - Jojo
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Bill's Mom15 (Colorless)Legendary CreatureHuman Parent15/20Reach. Bill's Mom enters the battlefield with 5 Story Counters on Her. Remove a Story Counter- All Subscriber Tokens Get +X/+X For Each Other Subscriber Token In Play Til End of Turn. When Bill's Mom Attacks, put a laughter counter on all Subsciber Tokens defending opponent control. Creatures with laughter counters don't untap during their controllers untap steps."...And then He Ate His Shoe!"MarsIsDeadDo we want to use the DB7 Plainswalker Art?Think it should be different-MarsPre-spark ignition?Changed sub type to Human Parent to better fit subtype schemes. - Nojh
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Tim9 (Colorless)Legendary CreatureHuman Crew9/7When Tim enters the battlefield, if you control a land named Desertbus.org, put a bunt cake counter on target legendary creature. Creatures with bunt cake counters can't attack. When Tim attacks, if defending player controls a card named Matt Wiggins, Tim becomes a copy of Matt Wiggins and deals no combat damage this turn.MarsIsDeadChanged type to "Human Crew". No need to specify former or non-crew IMO. Once crew always crew I say! - NojhNeed flavor text help with this cycle!- Mars
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Morgan12 (Colorless)Legendary CreatureHuman Crew11/10Flying. When Morgan Enters the Battlefield tap all Subscriber Tokens target player controls. At the beginning of your end step if Morgan didn't attack, put a Big Word counter on Morgan. If Morgan contains 5 or more Big Word, destroy all other creatures.MarsIsDeadChanged type to "Human Crew". No need to specify former or non-crew IMO. Once crew always crew I say! - NojhNeed flavor text help with this cycle!- Mars
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Bill14 (Colorless)Legendary CreatureHuman Crew0/0Reach. Devour X. Protection from Ninja's. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control a creature named Bill's Mom put an Embarrassment counter on Bill. If Bill has 2 or more embarrassment counters on him, sacrifice Bill.MarsisDeadThinking of changing the type to Human Crew-Member. We don't really need to specify non-Crew or Former-Crew. Also if we do this to the cards above, we can create some tribal effects for Crew-Member cards. - NojhNeed flavor text help with this cycle!- Mars
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The Rocket TreeArtifactVery unsure about this card. - Jojo
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LRR ScoopXXUWWSorceryReturn X Permants you control to its owner's hand. Destroy all non-Land permanents."WELP! Scooping to that."WolfgangCloudUgh... VERY HIGH cast dontcha think? - Jojo
Removed one X and 1 to make it more playable
That looks way more playable! -Jojo
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Taken - JojoLRRBot MK I2Artifact CreatureChat Bot0/2Every time a creature dies put a viewer token on target website. (Tap), sacrifice card name: search your deck for target website, put it in your hand."!Death"Nojhtheres another version of this card. I dont know if this should be V.1 and the other version 2... or whatever... -Jojo
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Hat Stacking Collapse4RRSorceryArcaneDestroy target creature and all Hats equiped to target creature.
This spell costs 1 less for each Hat equiped to that creature.
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Bidding WarsUUUInstantStarting with you each player may bid X life. You may bid again if you do not have the highest bid. The player with the highest bid loses X life and gains control of target spell.WolfgangCloud
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Highest BidUInstantCounter target spell unless player pays 1. If they do you may pay 1 mana to repeat this process.WolfgangCloud
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Maximum Jaunt1GGSorceryHats you control gain "Equipped creature gains +0/+2" until end of turn."Engage maximum jaunt!" -- Alex Steacyhttp://i.imgur.com/I0Kn13t.jpgMistahFixItNot a Desert Bus or LoadingReadyLive! joke but... I'll count it. ~ MistahFixItAlso Jojo, if you want me to stop fabricating my own cards, just say so ~ MistahFixItI'm gonna need all the help I can get, 300 Cards is a lot. -Jojo
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taken- jojoBanana Onion Juice2BGSorceryDestroy target Legendary Creature or Planeswalker."I wish I knew your name so I could rue it." -Graham StarkWolfgangCloudUpped casting cost- MarsPhotos please? I dont know what a Banana Onion Juice looks like
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Momir // Jhoria3GB//1RBEnchantmentFuse
(Momir) You gain an emblem that says "Whenever you cast a creature card counter it. Put a token that is a copy of a random creature from all of magic's history with the same converted mana cost as the countered creature."
(Jhoira) You gain an emblem that says "Instants and sorceries you control cost 3. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery card counter it. If it is an instant choose 1 from 3 random instants from all of magic's history and you must cast it without paying its mana cost. If it is an sorcery choose 1 from 3 random instants from all of magic's history and you must cast it without paying its mana cost."
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Ominous Ornithopter0Artifact Creature0/2When Ominous Ornithopter enters the battlefield, target opponent must concede the game. If a non-Magic: The Gathering card is placed onto the stack while Ominous Ornithopter is also on the stack, counter Ominous Ornithopter."I concede"
NotaballoonThe joke being that even a card whose text affects a player's ability to concede the game cannot change that rule, so the ETB trigger has no effect
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finished- jojoLoading Time1UInstantArcaneReturn target crew member to its owner's hand. Its controller puts a viewer counter on target website he or she controls. Splice onto Arcane (3U)"What's James going to do for this one?"NojhI'm open to better Flavor Text - Nojh
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Shooting DayXUSorceryArcaneTap X target Crew Members. These crew memebers do not untap during their next untap phase."We're just about to start shooting the Twiddle video; how's Operation Pussycash working out?"Nojh, ElahI'm open to better Flavor Text - NojhHooray for more flavor! - Elah
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Who Forgot the Batteries?2BInstantArcaneDetain target crew member. Splice onto Arcane (B)NojhBecause the of the narrowness of the card, dropped the splice cost-Mars
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Search for a Moonbase2GSorcerySearch your library for a non-website land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Shuffle your library.NojhThe intent is to search for basic land or non-website lands.
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Done. Releasing on March 20Moonbase Mk ILegendary Land(tap): Add one colorless mana to your mana pool. (tap), sacrafice CARDNAME: Search your deck for Moonbase Mk II and put it into the battlefield. Shuffle your deck."The first space occupied by LoadingReadyRun, the first Moonbase consisted of a single room."Nojh
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Done. Releasing on March 20Moonbase Mk IILegendary LandThis land comes into play tapped unless you have sacrificed a Moonbase Mk I card this turn. (tap): Add one colorless mana to your mana pool. (tap), (1): Place 1 viewer token on target website. (tap), sacrafice CARDNAME: Search your deck for Moonbase Mk III and put it into the battlefield. Shuffle your deck."After the previous tenants trashed the place, the crew moved across the hall to the much larger second Moonbase."Nojh
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Moonbase Mk IIILegendary LandWhen this land enters play, sacrifice this land unless you have already sacrificed a Moonbase this turn. (tap): Add one colorless mana to your mana pool. (tap), (1): Place 1 viewer token on target website. (tap), Tap target crew member: Search your deck for a crew member card and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck."Since the building containing the first two Moonbases was slated to be demolished, the crew searched for a new Moonbase."Nojh
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Finished... AT RECORD TIME!-JojoKathleen De Vere of the Blue Blood3BULegendary CreatureHuman Crew4/6Editing (2, tap: Target player puts cards from the top of his or her library into the graveyard until he or she reveals a land or a Cat card.) If Kathleen De Vere of the Blue Blood reveals ten or more cards this way, transform her."Live and don't learn."TRANSFORM: Katheen De Vere of the Black Heart; Leg. Creature - Human Rage Queen; 7/8; 3, tap: destroy target non-Cat creature; "The poop train stops for no one! Poop-poop!"ElahI built this one on Kathleen's simple statement of her deck philosophy: "I wanna kill and I wanna mill." {HAHAHAHA its so perfect!}- Jojo
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Vault TheoryUEnchantmentAuraEnchant Creature. When Vault Theory enters play, you may draw a card. Enchanted creature cannot be blocked by Tables."Now class, Step one: Kick all the papers." - Leon KennedyLaserbeaks FuryChanged the name to "Vaulter" to make it more in line with an enchantment. - Nojh
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Full Tilt1GGSorceryArcaneFlip All Tables on the battlefield.Laserbeaks Fury
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taken!fixtable1WSorceryArcaneExile all Tables, then return those cards to the battlefield under their owners control.Laserbeaks Fury
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ok so these ARE proper flip cards... Ok...Crafting Table /// Oakwood4Artifact /// Legendary CreatureTable /// Treefolk TableN/A  2/45: Put a token into play that is an Artifact Equipment - Hat with the following ability: "Equipped Creature gains +0/+2. Equip: 0" Whenever you attach an equipment, if three or more Hats you control are attached, flip Crafting Table. /// Defender. You may activate equip abilities any time you could cast an instant.Flip CardLaserbeaks Fury
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Thornwood Table /// Bramblevine2GArtifact /// CreatureTable /// Plant TableN/A  2/2Tap: Put a Grip counter on Thornwood Table. Then, if Thornwood Table has two Grip counters on it, flip it and target attacking creature gains +2/+2 until end of turn. /// Remove a Grip counter from Bramblevine: Target attacking creature loses Flying until end of turn.Flip CardLaserbeaks Fury
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Ivoryband Table /// Shellwarden2WArtifact /// CreatureTable /// Turtle TableN/A  2/2Tap: Put a Grip counter on Ivoryband Table. Then, if Ivoryband Table has two Grip counters on it, flip it and prevent all damage dealt to target blocking creature until end of turn. /// Remove a Grip counter from Shellwarden: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target blocking creature this turn.Flip CardLaserbeaks Fury