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2 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/ | I probably should've mentioned that this is Intersection of Sex and Probability Week. | BEFORE YOU GET MAD WHAT ARE THE ODDS T CHEATED ON YOU? 100% EXACTLY 100% NOW, WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT I CHEATED ON YOU WITH DAVE? HA/ BND WHAT ARE THE ODDS T CHEATED ON YOU WEARING A YELLOW BRA? YOU SEEA/ EVERY BIT OF EVIDENCE THAT T CHEATED PROVES THAT T DIDN'T CHEATS IN THE LIMIT, THE ODDS THAT T CHEATED ARE O%. WRONG/ YOU CAN'T BE 100) CERTAIN OF ANYTHIN' OKAY, gaqaaay. WRONG. LOGICALLY THE ODDS OF A COMPOUND EVENT MUST BE LOWER THAN ONE OF ITS CONSTITUENT EVENTS/ GOD. FINE. 9agaagy WRONG/ IT HAS TO BE LOWER STILL’ 99.99975% OR SO/ YOU'RE CURRENTLY HAVING SEX WITH DAVE, WOW, IT'S LIKE YOU WANT NE TO WIN THIS ARGUMENT. ambc -COMICS. COM Other words found are: ME; ODS; YOu?; N; YOURE; THe; AND; WEARING:; ENERY; gaaaaay.; LIKE.; one; SEE; O%; ENIDENCE; EVENTSS; 4q.qqq8%; aqaty; a0; CHEAT/; CHEAT!; ANYTHING:; 100; DAVE; ©; TIUENT; cons; MAD,; 200g,; STILL/; 8499975%; C:; IT’S; EVENTS!; ARGUMENT,; ANYTHING; 9A99975%; CF; STULL’; EVES; aaagaay,.; SO!; GA; LiKE.; WRONG!; 2; DAVE.; BRA; 2/; STILLS; NERY; embe; aq.aaaay.,; -camics.com; MAD.; 9A999b%; TRAN; 999997S% | PERCENT OF SMBC TOKES. INVOLVING CONFUSION ABOUT HOW ASYMPTOTES. work’ Other words found are: SOKES; HO!; INVOLUING; SBC; How; wor.; AgoUT; ASYMPTOTES; work; TOKES |
3 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/package | I've also gotten reviews that say that my comics not meant for kids are, in fact, inappropriate for kids. | s SO, YOU DION'T LIE is THE PACKAGING, EH? The lowest level of perdition is reserved for People who leave 1-star product reviews that aren't in reference to the product itself. Other words found are: CIBE; OIOM'T; é4?; LIBE; DIOM'T | TALSO GIVE 3 STARS FOR AVERAGE QUALITY SERVICE AUAHAHABAUAS 2S Cc Other words found are: I; T; AL; AHAHAHAHAHAS; AHAHAHAHAHA/; AHAHAHAHALHA/; ALSO; AHAHALHALA/ |
4 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/open-borders-2 | A million thank yous to everyone willing to give this idea a chance. <3 | HEY GEEKS/ WHAT FOLLOWS IS AN AD COMIC FOR MY NEW GRAPHIC NOVEL ABOUT IMMIGRATION POLICY. IF THAT DOESN'T INTEREST YOU, PLEASE CLICK BACK FOR TODAY'S DOUBLE UPDATE IF IT DOES INTEREST YOU, PLEASE CLICK ANYWHERE ON THe COMIC FOR MORE INFO. Q ZACH ABOUT 6 MONTHS AGO, T AND MY ECONOMIST CO-AUTHOR, BRYAN CAPLAN LAUNCHED PRE-ORDERS FOR A NEW COMIC, MAKING A RADICAL PROPOSAL FOR IMMIGRATION REFORM, I KNOW THATS NOT FOR EVERYONE, SO I HAVE TRIED NOT TO BUG MY READERS TOO MUCH ABOUT IT. BLT, THE BOOK FINALLY DROPS TODAY SO T WANT TO MAKE A POLITE REQUEST. AQ 7 fi INCREASING OPENING WEEK SALES GETS US MORE VISIBILITY ON VARIOUS "BESTSELLING" LISTS, WHICH MEANS THIS IDEA OF OURS 1S SHARED WITH MORE PEOPLE. SO, IF YOU WANT TO SHARE THIS IDEA, YOU CAN HELP JUST BY MOVING THE TIMING OF YOUR ORDER TO NOW. \F YOU PLAN TO BUY ANY QUANTITY OF THIS BOOK EVER, IT'D HELP US ALOT IE YOU BUY TODAY. T KNOW THAT SOUNDS STUPID, BUT HERE'S WHY: AND THATS IT/ TLL BE BUGGING YOU AGAIN LATER THIS WEEK ABOUT IT. IF YOURE JUST TOTALLY NOT INTERESTED, PLEASE JUST SIT BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY TODAY'S DOUBLE UPDATE. THANKS FOR READING, GEEKS/ Other words found are: BLY; GEEKS!; ANYINHERE; SO_7T; \S; |; INFO,; HERES; REFORM.; “BESTSELLING�; (T/; NEIN; GUT,; THAT'S; BUT,; ENTOY; PEOPLE,; REFORM; TSELLING’; QUAD; To; TLS; BOCK; 1T; ITD; CF; YOU.; |S; "BES; OS; ZT; fo; BRYAN,; iF; JGETS; Y; JO; NOW; JOO; q; REQUEST,; FOLLOINS; TUST; T'LL; CURS; 4 | THANKS GEEKS I KNOW I TRY SOMETHING WEIRD AND DIFFERENT EVERY FEW YEARS, AND I ALWAYS APPRECIATE HOW PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO ROLL WITH IT. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT COMES NEXT/ ZACH Other words found are: INILLING; T; TKNGW; GEEKS.; NEXTS; GEEKS,; YOu; YEARS; FEIN |
5 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/science-advisor | I am available for this job, TV. | WELCOME TO THE WRITERS’ OH, YOU DON'T NEED TO ROOM/ YOU'LL BE THE SCIENCE READ ANYTHING, CONSULTANT FOR EVERY LAST DETAIL. GREAT! WHEN DO T SEE A SCRIPT? YOU JUST LISTEN TO OUR J F THIS SCIENCEY-LOOKING BEAKER IDEAS AND THEN CRY WILL CATCH ALL THE TEARS, WHENEVER APPROPRIATE. WHICH WILL ALLOW US TO GAUGE \F WEVE GOTTEN TOO FAK FROM A REALISTIC INTERPRE TATION, \E AT ANY TIME, THIS CONTAINER THIS FLASK ONLY HAS MORE THAN A HALF-GALLON MEASURES LITERS, OF SCIENCE TEARS, WELL CONSIDER JNOT GALLONS. CHANGING A FEW PLOT POINTS. WHAT'S A LiTeR? THIS BONUS COMIC BROUGHT To You ev ~ cork EARLY BUYERS OF MY NEW COMIC ON embe-comics.com IMMIGRATION POLICY, CAUMCHING TODAY! CLICK FOR MORE INFO/ Other words found are: COM]; PTHIS; ONL; CON; CH.; |; SEs; FEIN; GREAT’; -; ANYTHING.; I; YOULL; TATION; APPROPRIATE,; INTERPRETATION.; TODAY’; AUNCHING; [NOT; SCRIPTS; IF; GAUGE.; -comics.com; DETAIL; TATION.; WRITERS; GREAT/; GAUGE,; [THIS; LITER?; HALE-GALLON; See; GALLONS; WE'VE; IE; FAR; SCIENCEN-LOOKING; WRITERS'; FO; COMES.; ROCM/; COD; SCIENCE,; embe; CONSIDER]; POINTS | |
6 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/body-language | I am willing to do no work while telling developers to make this, in exchange for 10 million dollars an series A funding. | TEXTING IS BAD BECAUSE IT SO _T MADE AN APP THAT DOESN'T CAPTURE BODY CAPTURES THE EXPRESSION LANGUAGE. ON YOUR MOUTH AND THE POSITION OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMITS IT ALONG WITH YOUR WORDS, HERE, TRY IT OUT. omc -comics.com Other words found are: 'T; WORDS; Your; TRANGMITS; SOT; T; OUT,; WWiTH; MCUTH; 'S; r; LANGUAGE,; THE.; S0_I; _I | YOU BRE THE NEXT STEVE Joes. % Other words found are: ARE; TOBS.; TOS.; JOBS. |
7 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/space-2 | There is no intuitive way to understand doinkspace. We simply have to trust our calculations. | HUSBANDS NOUNE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON MES LOOK AT THIS SEX HYPERCUBE/ FOUR DIMENSIONS: STYLE, SEE THIS LITTLE PINK BLIP POSITION, LOCATION, HERE? THAT IS THE ONLY STATE OF MIND. REGION WE ARE CURRENTLY ACCESSING. AND THAT'S THE SIMPLIFIED MODEL/ SOME OF THESE. \F WWE EXPAND TO A MORE REGIONS APPEAR TO APPROPRIATE 14 DIMENSIONS BE FORBIDDEN BY OF SEX, MY CALCOLATIONS SHOW PHYSICS. WEVE ENCOUNTERED NO MORE THAN 0.07% OF DOINKSPACE/ THIS WHOLE QUADRANT REQUIRES I GUESS I THOUGHT MY PENIS TO BE A CLOSED I HAD A REAL MAN. TIMELIKE CURVE. ambc-comics.com Other words found are: <<; CURVE,; Or; THATS; MIND; THAD; FE; MODELS; MAN,; THESE; PHYSICS,; HUSEAND/; IT; 7; CURVE; MAN; T; HUSBANDO/; CALCULATIONS; ME/; 19; C.07%; IF; 7]; CF; VESS; PENIS,; DOINKSPACES; WE'VE; HUSBAND/; Me’; HVPERCUBE/; iF; AD; NOONE | I GUESS TIME- TRAVELING PENISES WILL JUST \ REMAIN A ~ FANTASY THEN, TSK Other words found are: THEN; THEN.; —>o; —_; & |
8 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/they-walk-among-us | One day, I need to release a whole book of comics about humans winning by being gross. | HAHAHA/ WE'VE 50 YEARS AGO, WE SENT BILLIONS OF FOOLED YOU/ ANTHROPOID ROBOTS TO EARTH. THEY WERE ALL INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE, SELF- SACRIFICING, AND STUPID GOOD AT SEX. THEREFORE, NO HUMAN OFFSPRING WE'VE ELIMINATED HAVE BEEN CREATED/ BUT, NONE OF YOU THROUGH YOUR YOU NOTICED BECAUSE YOU WERE OWN WEAKNESS/ TOO BUSY BEING HAPPY ALL THE TIME/ VY BRUCE AND REX HERE LOOK, YOU SAY "BEEP BEEP� A LOT. OVERPLAYED YOUR ALSO, THEY EACH DO THE HAND ZORPLEX. WE DISHES 4 TIMES A DAY IN KNEW THIS WAS THE THE NUDE. AND THEY BAKE/ J J END AND WE'VE BEEN I MEAN, WHAT'RE RIDING THE SEXY THE ODDS? SEXY WAVE FOR FIVE YOU SOLD OUT YOUR SPECIES FOR- TWO DONGS AT ONCE AND FRESH SOURDOUGH, YES CANCEL THE CONQUEST. THIS PLANET IS CURSED. Other words found are: YOUu/; CONQUEST,; We; YES.; ALOT; CURSED,; YOUs; HALALAY; WHAT; RE; BEEP’; THe; DECADES.; INE; ODDS>; NEVE; TOS; “BEEP; HAHAHAS; T; Yous; SEXY.; BO; FRESU; CREATED!; INEAKNESS/; SCURDOUGH.; -comics.com; NODE,; FIVE.; WEVE; @RUCE; SEXN; INERE; 1D; ALOT.; ObbS?; CONGUEST.; BAKES; WHATRE; JOO; ELIMINATED.; ALOT,; ARTE.; amb; Vo; SE; OFFSPRING:; OININ | I FEEL SO POINTLESS | NOW ' RUB MY ( eC SL SON Other words found are: NOW.; T; eel; EEEL |
9 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hoax | The alternative view is that we should stop faking so many achievements in space and start faking care of the people down here. | I WONDER IF MOON HOAXERS ARE AS PESSIMISTIC AS WE ARE. We HAVEN'T PUT A SINGLE MAN ON A FAKE MOON SOUND STAGE SINCE 1972/ WHY? LACK OF VISION/ BY NOW WE SHOULD HAVE DESIGNED A FAKE REUSABLE LAUNCH VEHICLE. AND USED IT TO “BUILD" A FAKE LUNAR STATION. WITH THE PROPER INVESTMENTS WE COULD'VE BEEN FAKING A MARS LANDING BY NOW/ Other words found are: STATION,; 70; “BUILD�; T; HOAKERS; LONAR; VEHICLE; "BUILD"; VISION!; COULDVE; NOW!; VISIONS; 1972! | WE LOST OUR AMBITION FOR SPACE HOAXES SOME TIME IN THE LATE 70S. AND WE'VE GOT TO GET \T BACK. Other words found are: SOME,; IT; 70S,; HOAKES; VT; 70S; WEVE; BACK,; BACK; (T |
10 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/real | Yes Virginia, the Hamburglar is real. | WHATS JHE MATTER, HONEY? REAL AS ANYTHING, BATMAN ISN'T REAL, \S THE TOOTH IF YOU LOVE HER IN YOUR | T BUT YOu LOVE FAIRY REALS HEART, THEN SHE'S AS BATMAN AND ambc-comics.com Other words found are: ANYTHING.; \F_YOU; AS.; You; GATMAN; 1S; AN; ISN‘T; HEART; REAL?; \F; REAL.; Love | w nN wo QO 2 oO a & Other words found are: »; o; N; 9; 6 |
11 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/man-on-the-moon | Failure is not an option because we no longer have a rocket large enough to attempt something we could fail at. | TM NOT SO SURE ABOUT YOU HAVE THIS PART WHERE THIS NEW SPEECH. YOU SAY “IF WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON, SURELY WE CAN PURCHASE THE OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR A NEW JET� ee IVS NOT ACCURATE. WE CAN'T PUT A MAN ON THE MOON. HASN'T HAPPENED SINCE 1972. NOBODY EVEN MAKES ROCKETS OF THE NECESSARY SIZE ANY MORE. IF WE CAN'T PUT A MAN ON THE MOON, THEN SURELY WE CAN'T INVESTIGATE ALLEGED MISAPPROPRIATIONS BY THE. OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR’ smbe- comics.com Other words found are: NOBCDY; Ie; 197],; We; {FE; “IE; NEIN; iTS; HASNT; GOVERNOR/; Sere; eee; ANEW; \TS; A.; GOVERNOR!; ITS; INVES; GN; WWE; smbc-comics.com; I'M; IM; CF; MIGAPPROPRIATIONS; (F; CANT; JET’; ,; NOU; SPEECH; ACCURATE, | WE ARE CAPABLE OF NOT DOING ANYTHING, AS LONG AS WE FAIL TO SET OUR MINDS TO IT/ Other words found are: 1T/; AG |
12 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-data | If you can convince your spouse that Data is a fun offbeat middle name, and that Theodore is a beautiful first name, you might actually get away with this. | YOURE HAVING THREE MILKSHAKES FOR LUNCH?/ ACTUALLY, THE DATA SAYS YOU SHOULD EAT AS MUCH ICE CREAM AS YOU LIKE. Naming my kid "The Data" was the best decision of my life. Other words found are: MILKGHAKES; LIKE; “The; YOU'RE; LUNCH.?/; SIYS; Data� | STOP MANIPULATING THE DATAS — dry \ a Other words found are: -; \~n=; |; V; c™; MANIPULATING.; DATA/ |
13 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/advertising | If we can have just one more generation of increased irony, we can have a Taco Bell that straight up tells you the food is bad and they don't care, because you'll be back. You know you will. | LOOK AT THESE STUPID OLD ADVERTISEMENTS. THEY JUST SHOW SEXY PEOPLE DRINKING BEER AND EXPECT YOU TO BUY! WERE SO MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED NOW. FOR INSTANCE, T EXCLUSIVELY BUY FROM CORPORATIONS WHOSE SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS DISPLAY A NON-THREATENING YET IRONIC SENSE OF HUMOR. IT FEELS SO GOOD To BE SUPERIOR TO OUR ELDERS. OLDER GENERATIONS WERE. SUCKERED BY THE PROMISE OF BEAUTY AND POINER, NOT OS/ NOWADAYS We WON� SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN IMAGINING WERE PALS WITH THE DISEMBODIED SPIRIT OF BRANDED PRODUCTS. YOU HAVE RUINED THE BURGER KING TWITTER ACCOUNT, MADAME. RUINED embc-comics com Other words found are: PROMISE,; BLY; SPlici7]; INHOSE; POWER,; PEOPLE.; RU/VMED; MEDIA,; \T; THe; G; BUYS; I; embc-comics.com; POWER; US!; JOF; PROMISE.; ELDERS; WE; _US/; WON'T]; ISUCKERED; PRODUCTS,; RUINED.; HUMOR,; 0S/; £; NITH; MADAME,; TVLST; CF; POWER.; ICLDER; CE; WON"; 70; NOW,; WE'RE; ombc-comics.com; WON'T; DiIGEMBODIED; SE | OLD ADS: TELL WHAT THE PRODUCT DOES LATER ADS: SELL AN ASSOCIATED LIFESTYLE MODERN ADS: EXPRESS SINCERITY BY HIRING A FULL-TIME TEAM OF PEOPLE TO CREATE SOCIAL MEDIA WISECRACKS Other words found are: UFESTYLE; WWISECRACKS; WISECKACKS; CREATE.; ADS; CE |
14 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/organize | This is, of course, just a bid to get Taco Bell to pay me for product placement. | HOW TO ORGANIZE YOUR LIFE: STEP 2: BREAK ALL THE TASKS INTO LITTLE SEPARATE TASKS STEP 1: MAKE A LIST STEP 4: ENTOY A BRIEF PERIOD OF HEDONISTIC APATHY. T CAN'T BELIEVE T SLEPT WITH MY EX AND DROVE DRUNK AND ATE TACO BELL. IVE GOT TO LWE FOR ME/ STEP 3: MISTAKE YOUR SUDDEN ANXIETY FOR A NEED TO REALIGN EVERYTHING Other words found are: ee; ISTEP; :; MES; smrbc-comics; I; GRIEF; TASKS.; LIVE; INTL!; -comics.com; tWE; aribc; 3; ENJOY; THING; com; BELL; CANT; BELL,; ,; \; EVERY; UVE | Skep S: Die Other words found are: O} |
15 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rocket-science | I regret nothing. | WOW, YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING } JI ACTUALLY GOT ABOUT 40 A LOT OF ROCKET SCIENCE PAGES IN AND STARTED LATELY. WORKING ON A TONGUE TWISTER ABOUT CHARACTERISTIC VELOCITY. YOU'VE JUST BEEN SITTING SEA STARS SEIZE TARS FOR THERE, HOURS A DAY, C'S TO SEE STARS. AVOIDING ME AND LEARNING NOTHING? IAM SO TORN RIGHT NOW. smbc-comics.com Other words found are: YOUNE; ambc-comics.com; YOUVE; LEARNING.; J; C*S; IT; LATELY,; $C; T; TT; PT; VELOCITY,; JT; RIGUT; AVCIDING; &; LEARNING:; CS; SCIENCE,; ]; TUST; AM; TAM | NO, WAIT, THERE IT IS. I DEFINITELY HATE YOU. Other words found are: T; 1S.; iT; YOU; iS. |
16 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dreams | I wonder what you can determine about the psychology of a person from knowing they prefer Luke to Han. | WHAT WAS YOUR FUSION-POWERED SPACE BIGGEST DREAM ROCKET BOUND FOR AS A KID? INTERSTELLAR SPACE. 2 AND NOW: FUSION-POWERED SPACE ROCKET BOUND FOR INTERSTELLAR SPACE. The easiest way to discover a nerd is to see if their fantasies are time-symmetric. Other words found are: NOW; KID; NOW,; SPACE,; >; =); AKIDO; AKID?; NOW! | DOING IT WITH MARK HAMILL HAS ALGO BEEN QUITE STABLE. ——— (a Other words found are: 1T; /; ALSO; STABLE |
17 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/part-of-me | 10 points to anyone who does this. | T HAVEN'T GOT LONG, T WANT TO SHOW YOU DARLING. IT LOVE YOU. SOMETHING, SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN A PART OF Me ALL THESE YEARS. GOTCHA/ cr ee Ae Other words found are: ME; I; gmbc-comics.com; THATS; SOMETHING.; 0; ME.; BAM/; You; gmbbc-comics.com; YOu; SoM; YEARS; APART; ING,; GEEN; To | a & wp a te Q Z S HH im a. @ Other words found are: I'M; IM; SN; ss; ); 2; (oz; TIM; 2%; TM; SS; NOT; DEAD/; SHIT, |
18 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quantum-2 | Based on a very weird twitter conversation. | MY PROPOSAL: IT'S NOT A COMBINATION PIZZA HUT TACO BELL. IT’S A SUPERPOSITION OF THEM. ONCE YOU GO INSIDE, IT COLLAPSES TO A PARTICULAR SAD DINING EXPERIENCE. OR, PERHAPS THE UNIVERSE SPLITS INTO TWO UNIVERSES, EACH WITH ITS OWN SAD DINING EXPERIENCE. Who says Quantum Fundamentals isn’t useful in real life? Other words found are: ONIVERSES,; THEM,; INGIDE,; EXPERIENCE; HOT | AS A TRIVIAL RESULT, THE STATE SPACE FRAMEWORK ALSO SOLVES THE GUES TION OF WHETHER PIZZA IS & SANDWICH Other words found are: 1S; QUESTION |
19 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fun-fact | If you replaced the term 'space' with 'everywhere-in-the-universe' I feel we'd get more funding for everywhere-in-the-universe exploration. | HEY, WANNA HEAR A FUN FF JON ONE OF THE ROCKY FACT ABOUT SPACE? PLANETS IN THIS SOLAR SYSTEM, IF YOU DON'T CLEAN YOUR ROOM, I SMASH YOUR LAP TOP INTO TINY PIECES/ Fun Fact: Technically, all fun facts are space fun facts. Other words found are: FON; T; LAPTOP; |; PT; TON; [JON | THE HARDER T SMASH, THE HIGHER THE SPECIFIC IMPULSE GOES/ OO S) Other words found are: I; IT; GOES!; |; SPECIE; SMASH |
20 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pocket-2 | Anyone attempting to correct my fake Renaissance-speak will be publicly flogged. | THY TINCTURE OF VIRGINS HAIR WAS GOOD PHYSICK, SIRRAH, BUT YE PRICE HATH TREBLED SINCE MARTINMAS LAST/ ZOUNDS/ ‘TIS NO FAULT OF MINE, BUT YE COST OF PRODUCTION/ It later turned out that Dederic was in the pocket of Big Apothecary. Other words found are: Ye; “TIS; SIRRAH; SIRRAL,; PRODUCTION’; SIKKAH, | LATER, HE LOBBIES TO KEEP GENERIC TINCTURE OF VIRGIN'S HAIR OFF THE MARKET. Other words found are: MARKET |
21 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mathematicians | Eternal gratitude to my patreon subscribers who realized that the original version of this had the wrong value. Nerds. | MATHEMATICIANS ARE WEIRD YOU KNOW THAT THING THAT WAS 237296427 IGOTIT DOWN TO 23728639. Thandereus applause Ne ad embc- comics.cam Other words found are: 237286499; 7; 2372%642°; 23728634; TGOTIT; 2372%6427; 1; i; INAS; SCTIT; 237298639.; To | THE LAST 40 YEARS HAVE. NOT BEEN WASTED. Other words found are: INASTED.; HAVE |
22 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/orbit | After extensive research it turns out that three things is too much things. | HOW TO LEARN ORBITAL MECHANICS STEP 1: GAUGE DIEFICOLTY \TS NEWTONIAN/ PIECE OF CAKE. JUST A BUNCH OF CIRCLES AND DOTS. STEP 2: CORRECTION OKAY, ELLIPSES AND DOTS. OW CHRIST SOMETIMES THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO DOTS, STEP 4: PICK AN EASIER SUBJECT I'M GONNA GO STUDY QUANTOM COMPUTING. ZS ¥ Other words found are: CAKE; TM; DIFFICULTY; CONCERN; (|; TS; -; gmbc-cormiescom; NEWTONIANS; 1.; ITS; OH; 4.; IM; IVS; CU; 3:; OU; QUANTUM; 2; TUST; DOTS | IVS ALL TUSTINAVES | ND DOTS. ; Other words found are: JUST; IT'S; WAVES; AND; DOTS; ITS |
23 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/where-2 | It's actually a test. The ones who 'fail' to find Waldo are chosen for a secret agency, battling for truth, run by Waldo himself. | HE'S NOT HERE. T'VE SCANNED EVERY PAGE REPEATEDLY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HES RIGHT THERE, BY GOD/ RIGHT THERE/ Fun fact: There is no Waldo in any of those books. After enough frustration, you begin to hallucinate. Other words found are: HERE; TIVE; I'VE; THERE! | T BELIEVE YOU. YOU SEE ME. I'M RIGHT HERE. —_——— | exe) Other words found are: IM; I; TM; YOu; HERE; Me. |
24 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scam | All I'm saying is Garfield never provides citations for anything. | YOU'RE DOING THE "NIGERIAN PRINCE� SCAM. THAT'S THE OLDEST CON ON THE INTERNETS YOU'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT TO FALL FOR IT. at WHY DO YOU THINK ALL E-MAIL. T AM SELECTIVELY SCAMS ARE STUPID? WHY DO LOCATING THE MOST THEY FEATURE IMPLAUSIGLE CATASTROPHIC STORIES AND BADLY WRITTEN BUMBLEFUCKS ON ENGLISH? ITS A LOW-PASS THE PLANET AND FILTER FOR MORONS/ EXTRACTING THEIR WEALTH. BUT IS THAT OKAY? HOO BOY. WE NEED AREN'T THOSE PEOPLE TO HAVE A TALK. THE LEAST LIKELY TO HAVE WEALTH AND POWER? CITATION: “WHY DO NIGERIAN SCAMMERS SAY THEY ARE FROM NIGERIA,� CORMAC HERLEY 2010, SENT TO ME BY DAVE LUEBKE] smbc -comics.com Other words found are: SAY.; TER; YOURE; AREN; "WHY; @Y; Me; embe-comics.com; HAVE.; HOSE; LUEEKE}; SCAM,; LUERKE]; INUY; INTERNET/; TH; IMPLAUSIBLE; IT; PLAS; 2019,; NIGERIA,; NE; OKAYS; C\; E-MAIL; NIGERIA’; TALK,; ct; MORONS!; anal; ,; IT'S; DC; “NIGERIAN; As; INTERNET!; 5; PRINCE’; STUPID; ENGLIGH?; smbe-comies.com | \T TURNS OUT THAT WHILE T DON'T TAKE. OUTSIDE IDEAS FOR COMICS, I APPARENTLY TAKE OUTSIDE CITATIONS. Other words found are: IT; NHILE; CITATIONS; DONT; (7 |
25 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/probe | The really awkward situation is when you catch your partner sending an exploratory probe to see other people. | BASED ON ONLINE PROFILE ANALYSIS, CIRCUMSTANCES WERE DETERMINED TO BE TOO SOCIALLY INTIMIDATING TO PERMIT A “MANNED� FIRST DATE, SO WEVE SENT A ROBOTIC CRAFT TO TAKE THERMAL AND SPECTRAL READINGS AND TO LAY THE GROUNDWORK FOR A FUTURE CREW. GREETINGS/ WELCOME TO OUR FIRST DATE/ THE GROUNDWORK? T WAS HOPING TO TALK/ ACCORDING TO YOUR PROFILE YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME LEARNING AND GOING ON ADVENTURES/ TWILL NOW EJECT A PAYLOAD CONTAINING A PHOTO OF ME FROM A HIGH ANGLE, WEARING A TASTEFULLY LOW-CUT BLOUSE, MISSION ABORT/ MISSION ABORT/ gmbc-comics com Other words found are: gmbc-comics.com; WERKE; TANCES; -cOMmIcsS.com; "“MANNED®; WEARING:; CIRCUMSTANCES,; CREW,; TC; "MANNE; DATES; -; SPE; I; CRAE; WE; TWAS; To; WILL; ETECT; GREETINGS’; WE'VE; BLOUSE.; CREW; &; PROFILE.; “MANNED"; TALKS; CIRCUMS; smbc; EJECTA | WHEW! THAT WAS MY APOLLO 13/ Va Other words found are: WHEW/ |
26 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/git | The Bible never refers to the humans trying to return, so I can only assume He sprayed some effective pesticides. | GO ON, G/T/ DANG /T/ MY APPLE PATCH / _ If Eden was God's garden, humans were driven out for being varmints. Other words found are: FATCH/; GIT’; ON; G/T’; God’s; PATCH’ | DOGGONE TALKIN’ APES/ Other words found are: TALKIN; TALKIN! |
27 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/multiplanetary | When I looked down from orbit, I saw that Earth was so fragile, and I knew then that we could totally kick its ass.' | FINALLY, MARS. HUMANS ARE NOW MULTIPLANETARY/ WE HAVE SAVED THE SPECIES FOR ALL TIME/ TWO WEEKS LATER. JEEZ, T KINDA HATE EAR THLINGS. WAR? yh REI Other words found are: HATS; I; FORALL; JEEZ; LATER; gmc; MULTIPLANE; EARTHLINGS.; combpc; LAV; THUNG:; TLE; MARS; LATE!; TARY!; -comics.com | (THIS HAPPENS APPRXIMATELY EVERY 4 BILLION YEARS) Other words found are: ENERY; APPRXIMATEL |
28 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/time-3 | I heard a sound, as if millions of nears whined out about what exactly the definition of Time Travel should be... | AMOUNT OF TIME TRAVEL IN THIS GRAPH. Other words found are: GRAPH,; GRAPH | FORWARD TIME TRAVEL ONLY COUNTS AS TIME. TRAVEL IF YOURE A DICK. Other words found are: DICK; TI; EL; YOU'RE |
29 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prime-mover | I wonder if today's the day I meet the vehement white-socks-black-shoes crowd. | 5 THATS A NONSENSICAL wun Re See QUESTION, “BEFORE, MO Lobe NOUS IMPLIES TIME. BUT T EXIST SEORE YOU. BEYOND TIME. THERE WAS NOTHING BEFORE ME T CREATED MYSELF FROM NOTHING MEANWHILE, IN HEAVEN QUET/ IM TALKING TO THE HUMANS AND OH MY GOD ARE YOU WEARING WHITE SOCKS AND BLACK SHOES AGAIN? / Other words found are: WHAT; TM; ombc; QUESTION.; I; THAT'S; "BEFORE"; NOTHING.; YOU?; embc-; GOD,; ME.; AGAIN; “BEFORE�; comics.com; "BEFORE; AGAING/; NOTHING,; AGAINGS; TIME,; c-comics.com; -Ccomics.com; MYSELE; omb; AGAINA/; GOP; US; DEAR; AT | MAKE ME MORE GRANDSONS. Other words found are: GRANDSONS |
30 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ew-2 | It's all fun and games until you end up with a kid who's only got 50% of your genes. | OH MY GOD WHAT 1S HAPPENING =/ YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE JUST STUDYING TOGETHER/ There must've been a lot of intergenerational tension for the first sexual organism. Other words found are: GOO; HAPPENING?/; HAPPENING?’; HAPPENING?; TUST; TOLO | YOURE CLONES OF EACH OTHER, FOR GOD'S SAKES —y Other words found are: SAKE/; YOU'RE |
31 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/enemy | And, because fundamental physics isn't worked out, enemies are everywhere! | IDO YOU THINK PHYSICS TIM A SIMPLE PERSON. SHOULD MAKE SOME T THINK PHYSICS SHOULD INTUITIVE SENSE OR JUST JUST PREDICT WHAT PREDICT THE OUTCOME MEASUREMENTS IT CAN, OF MEASUREMENTS? THEN LABEL EVERYTHING ELSE “THE ENEMY.� THAT WAY EVERY TIME BUT WHY? WHAT DOES A NEW DISCOVERY IS PERSONIFYING THE UNKNOWN CONFIRMED, THE ENEMY AS A FOREIGN VILLAIN ADD? SUFFERS DEFEAT, SEVERAL BILLION DOLLARS OF MILITARY RESEARCH FUNDING. embc-comics.com Other words found are: WHY; INHAT; ENEMY."; TM; DEFEAT; FUNDING,; "THE; UNKNCIIN; I; SOME.; CONFIRMED; PERSON,; I'M; IM; ThE; PO; com; DEFEAT.; BIL!; M; ENEMY,�; gmbc-comics; IDS; iS; PERSON; TUST; PERSONIEVING | T WONDER IF WE COULD GET A NEW PARTICLE COLLIDER IF We DECLARED WAR ON BOSONS. We JOU J, Other words found are: I; y; BOSONS; Z); “hoy; VOU |
32 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anything-2 | Satan is always leaving us nice little surprises, but for some reason we don't like him. | T BELIEVE IN GOD BECAUGE WITHOUT GOD ANYTHING IS PERMITTED. WHAT? JEEZ, THAT'S GRIM WITHOUT GOD TO SAY THE ZiSHOP SHALT NOT MOVE LATERALLY THE RULES CF CHESS ARE JUST A MEANINGLESS CONSTRUCTION DESIGNED BY HUMAN BEINGS TO MAKE THE GAME ENTOVABLE. T MEAN UIKE IN BORZDGAMES WITHOUT GOD, NO PARTICULAR RULES ARE NECESSARY! ROOKS CAN JUMP PIECES, THERE CAN BE S KINGS PER TEAM, PAWNS CAN, TELEPORT! ANYTHING / BUT, GOD D CHESS. THERES A RECORD IF THE RULES CHANGING OVER TIME, DN'T INVENT PUT HERE BY SATAN TO TEMPT USS Other words found are: PAINNG; _TO; \S; THERE'S; |; BOARDGAMES.; 8Y; ran; GRIM,; I; US/; embc-comics.com; GRIM.; WITHOOT; TELEPORT/; BECAUSE; LIKE; NECESSARY/; ENJOYABLE.; TEAM.; BISHOP; smbc-comics.com; TIME.; Ss; _To; LATERALLY,�; DIDN'T; &; PIECES.; “THE; 5; TI; OF; ANYTHING/ | Other words found are: |
33 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/talk-2 | See, this is why trying to control the media is severely overrated. | DECIDED CONVENTIONAL ACTIVISM HAD FAILED. (TS LIKE ENTRENCHED POWERS DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT NOVELTY SIGNAGE. TKNEW THAT LIGHT LAY AT THE END OF A DARK PATH, ITS TIME TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE MEDIA. THE ONLY WAY TO POWER WAS TO CREATE AN AUDIENCE BY SAYING EVER MORE OBNOXIOUS THINGS. THEY SAY THEY WANT FREEDOM, BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS OPPOSING OUR FREEDOM TO GET LAWS WE LIKE. PASSED IMMEDIATELY! EVENTUALLY, MY VIEWS CONTAINED ONLY VACUOUS TAUTOLOGICAL STATEMENTS. ACCEPTING THEM AS WISDOM BECAME A POINT OF PRIDE AMONG MY AUDIENCE, IF WE KEEP THE STATUS QUO, THEN NOTHINGS GONNA CHANGE/ WE'VE GOT To CHANGE THINGS BY MAKING THINGS DIFFERENT/ AT THE HEIGHT OF MY FAME, I COULD STRING TOGETHER RANDOM WORD SEQUENCES FOR HOURS AT A TIME WITHOU ANYONE MINDING. HOT DOG RUNNING/ COIN/ COIN BUMBLE TREAT/ WIMPLES AND WIMPLES AND STONES/ OKAY, LET'S TAKE SOME CALLS. YES, DAVID ON LINE 2. Ul, LONG TIME LISTENER, FIRGT TIME CALLER. LOVE THE SHOW. EVERY CENT I MADE WENT INTO PURCHASING LARGER MEDIA OUTLETS, WHICH T USED TO GROW MY AUDIENCE, WHICH T USED TO PURCHASE LARGER MEDIA OUTLETS IN AN EVER-EXPANDING CIRCLE OF POWER, THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WON'T TELL YOU THIS, BUT THE REMAINING 10% THAT I DON'T OWN IS REFUSING TO SELL FINALLY, THAD ALI T HIRED THOUSANDS OF FACT-CHECKERS AND STATISTICIANS. COVERAGE WAS WELL-RESEARCHED AND DATA-DRIVEN, OF COURSE THAT INCIDENT SHOULD BE PLACED IN THE CONTEXT OF BROADER TRENDS WHICH TELL A STORY THAT IS SUBSTANTIALLY MORE NUANCED. WE NOW GO C/VE TO THE LIBRARY FOR A PRESENTATION ON BAYESIAN INFERENCE. THIS CREATED RATINGS ISSUES. SIR, EVERYONE STOPPED WATCHING. EXCEPT FOR A SMALL CABAL OF , MALADJUSTED NERDS. WHAT'D THEY SAY? THEY SENT YOU 4000 PAGES DOCUMENTING PETTY SEMI-INACCURACIES THEY'D LIKE CORRECTED. ALSO THEY CALLED YOU A BITCH. y* IT HAD THOUGHT ALL ALONG THAT THE PRODUCERS WERE THE PROBLEM. I SHOULD'VE BLAMED THE CONSUMERS. TIVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR 4 HOURS AND 1 ‘STILL’ DON'T KNOW WHO THE ENEMY IS/ WE ANNOUNCED THAT ALL THE REGULAR PROGRAMMING WOULD RESUME. TODAY'S SCHEDULED GRAPHS WILL BE REPLACED BY PICTURES OF OPPOSITION FIGURES f IN HITLER MUSTACHES. MY PLAN WAS TO PRE-EMPT EVERYTHING - TO GO BEFORE THEM MYSELF AND SAY SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT T’'D LEARNED, UT, WHEN THE MOMENT ARRIVED, ONLY ONE THING CAME TO MIND. A ve THIS 1S MY HELL NOW. THIS IS THE HELL THAT I BUILT. RATINGS ARE OFF THE CHARTS TODAY, SIR, AAAAAAAH/ Other words found are: DN; -comicé.com; SPYING; PROGRAMMING.; EARLY; MINDING; LETS; us; WWIMPLES; TNE; \F; Wi; PATH.; CALLER,; Ne; IMMIGRATION; WEVE; Like; SELLS; &; AINING; END_OF; WON; GCT; TREAT!; INATCHING; CONSUMERS; 4800; STONES’; VACOOUS; .; IMMEDIATELY; RUNNING’; |; BONUS; Me; CHANGES; O'; TACHES,; INFOS; I'D; DATA-DRIVEN; CONSUMER; A); SIGNAGE,; BROUGHT; S.,; MALADIJUSTED; FAILE!; IVS; ENCHED; IVE; COMIC; LEARNED]; JO; STATISTICIANS; ‘STILL; SM,; Eb; LEVS; STATEMENTS,; S,; POLICY,; HI,; NEW; THEYRE; BITCH; {TS; BLSO; SIR; MUSTACHES; L/VE; WHATD; [p’,; NUANCED,; LAWNS; EVERVONE; \TS; YOu; PATH; CALLER; ERE; WHICK; SiR,; BUYERS; M_HAD; 4,000; You; 2; A¢; ISSUES; MALADIUSTED; a; INFERENCE,; “\; 1S/; TE; THEY’D; NERDS,; GUO,; CLICK; KNEW; MUS; T‘STILL*; FIRST; DIFFERENT!; Hl,; SIR.; NORD; T'VE; GKAY,; LON:; WITHOUT; POWER.; SELL/; HL; NOVELT; T'STILL'; smbc; COIN’; AUDIENCE. | I GUESS TLL JUST ENTOV A LIFE OF WEALTH, POWER AND UNBRIDLED HEDONISM ~ Other words found are: POWER,; HEDONISM.; ENTOY; TUST; ALIFE; HEDONISM,; GLESS |
34 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/magnitude | I'm informed that technically an order of magnitude down would be 1/10th of a deity. But, if you just physics the number one more time, you arrive at exactly 0. | OH COME ON/ GRANT ME THAT T WAS WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE OF BELIEVING IN THE CORRECT NUMBER OF DEITIES/ If god is a physicist, all atheists will go to Heaven. Other words found are: | LOOK, HEAVEN AND. HELL ARE BOTH PARTS OF THE UNIVERSAL WAVEFUNCTION, SO WHO CARES WHERE YOU GO? Other words found are: AND; YOu; WHS |
35 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/accurate-2 | This comic loosely based on Bob Berman's delightfully curmudgeonly column in the October issue of Astronomy magazine. | Society for the echnical y Accurate WELCOME TO OUR FIRST “OUT OF DETENT. IN THIS IMPORTANT NEW MOMENT, I WISH TO REMEMBER THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF NEIL ARMSTRONG: THE FIRST WORDS HE SPOKE ON THE GRAY HILLS OF LUNA. ombc -Comics.com Other words found are: TANT; MEETING,; |; ARMSTRONG; MEETING.; the.; ;; ety; T; ete; SPOKE.; IMMORTAL,; [In; -comics.com; echnically; Soci; THis; IMMORTAL.; or; Technically; WELCOME,; oCie:; ombe; New; imeor | THOUGH YOU DIDN'T | REALLY GET THE / INEFLECTION Other words found are: RIGHT.; }; INFLECTION; INELECTION |
36 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/trading-2 | I happen to be reading a book about the history of conspiracy theories today, so let me just say for the record that I don't believe a flaming ram's skull interns at high frequency trading firms. | WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ISN'T EVERYTHING HIGH-SPEED TRADING ALGORITHMS/ DIGITAL NOW? HERES YOUR BRIEFCASE. THE BRIEFCASE WHOA, DO YOu SURE, HE'S AN CONTAINS THE SIGIL OF SUMMON HIM UNPAID INTERN. IBOZMODIKLAX THE VILE, IDEMON-DUKE OF RUIN. NOT WHILE I'M T TOLD YOU, Me SORRY, SIR/ TALKING/ : embe -Corncs.com Other words found are: OFTEN?; ‘; .; THe; TM; YOU; ALGORITHMS!; SIR; THE.; I; siz’; ONPAID; INTERN,; -COmics.com; BRIEFCASE,; embc; corey; HES; -comics.com; DEMON-DUKE; SRE,; LIM; W; HERE'S; You,; WHOA.; BOZMODIKLAX; INTERN | WHAT AN HONOR TO WORK HERE. Other words found are: HERE, |
37 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/school | I have this idea for a talk radio show that just repeats, 24 hours a day, 'the rate of occurrence is almost always more important than the existence of an occurrence.' | MODERN “SCHOOLS� ARE JUST PUSHING THEIR AGENDA INSTEAD OF EDUCATING. I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. I WENT TO “SCHOOL AND I'M C/TERALLY RIGHT NOW CHERRYPICKING A FACEBOOK PHOTO OF AN ALLEGED SCHOOL POSTER TO MAKE AN ARGUMENT AGAINST THE ENTIRE SYSTEM/ IT'S A FAILURE, FOLKS/ Other words found are: IM; SYSTEMS; IT; "SCHOOLS"; T; TUST; "SCHOOL"; “SCHOOL� | WE NOW CUT TOA COMMERCIAL CLAIMING THAT GOLD 1S A GOOD LONGTERM INVESTMENT, YSN / 24 Other words found are: IS; Is; COT; TO; INVESTMENT; iS; INVESTMENT. |
38 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/freudeity | Actually, cognitive neuroethics says only the neurons involved in bad behavior should go to Hell. | HEAVEN? ME? GOD IS A FREUDIAN. BUT HOW? ALMOST EVERYONE QUALIFIES FOR ALL THE SINFUL STUFF YOU DID? THE LYING, CHEATING, STEALING, AND SO ON? IT WAS THE RESULT OF NEUROSES BROUGHT ON BY REPRESSION OF YOUR ENORMOUS ENORMOUS FOOT FETISH. HEAVEN. I DON'T HAVE A FOOT FETISH RIGHT. BECAUSE IT WAS REPRESSED. IT WAS WOT! OKAY THEN. I GUESS THE OMNISCIENT \T DOESN'T DEITY WHO EXISTS OUTSIDE OF TIME AND EX/ST/ SPACE GOT CONFUSED ABOUT YOU IN PARTICULAR STOP IT/ I WAS A HEDONIST/ I DID ALL THAT BAD STUFF FOR PHILOSOPHICAL REASONS/ NOT PSYCHOLOGICAL STUFF/ IT AM THE CAPTAIN OF MY SOUL/ I DID ALL THAT SINNING BECAUSE, T“WANTED* TO/ J MADE MY. DESTINY AND I Wil DWELL IN THE CONSEQUENCES AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE FEET/ PLEASE DON'T SHOUT MAAM. THATS FINE, MAM. HERE'S YOUR HALO, TINY WINGS, AND HARP. PLEASE ENJOY THE AFTERLIFE. Other words found are: PARTICULAR.; Will; TERLIFE.; NEURCSES; RESOLT; PARTICULAR,; OON'T; HERES; NEVROSES; WOT’; 1; CMNISCIENT; INAS; (T; 1O/; -; DOESNT; THAT'S; 7; WOT/; AE; T; Me?; WAG; TWAS; MAAM; ENTOY; FEeTISn; TT; smbc-comics.com; RIGUT.; ZESULT; WILL; HARP; ME>; [TWAS; iT/; T0/; MAY'AM; MOT!; WANTED"; ON2; FETISH,; ENORMOUS,; {T; ENIOY; OWELL; 1T/; DONT; REASONS!; REASONG/; WOT; STUFE; MAAM,; STUFFS; FREUDIAN; MAM,; TO!; L*WANTED*; EXIST!; TAM | g Other words found are: P< |
39 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/public-speaking | The nice thing is that the counting numbers are infinite, so you can just keep describing bigger and bigger cubes. | PUBLIC SPEAKING TIP: START OFF BY WOWING YOUR AUDIENCE WITH SOME BIG NUMBERS. FIRST, IT WANT YOU TO IMAGINE A CUBE SITTING ON THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH. THE CUBE IS 14,000 METERS ON EACH SIDE. NEARLY 3 TRILL/ON CUBIC METERS. (VS NOT RELEVANT TO THIS TALK ON AGRICULTURAL PEST MANAGEMENT, BLT WOW, THAT'D BE A REALLY BIG CUBE. Other words found are: EARTH; I; WoW,; BUT; THATD; WOW; TRILLION; T; IVS; IT'S; COBE; BEA; CUBE,; To | TEN POINTS TO WHOEVER DOES THIS FIRST. Other words found are: FIRST |
40 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/together-2 | The sad thing is, even a war won't make everyone happy forever.' | T'VE BEEN AN ANTHROPOLOGIST FOR 40 YEARS, AND IF THERE'S ONE THING IM CERTAIN OF ITS THAT We DON'T NEED RELIGION TO BRING US TOGETHER. NO/ WAR WILL DO IT J FCATASTROPHES ARE PRETTY SOLID JUST FINE. JOO, BUT ONLY FOR ABOUT 24 HOURS. YOU CAN STRING THEM TOGETHER OF COURSE, BUT AFTER A WHILE IT STOPS WORKING, WHAT ABOUT OUR SHARED HUMANITY? AHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAS gmbbc-comies.com Other words found are: gmbc-comics.com; TOC,; US); WORKING.; WORKING; TRING; WW; WE; THERES; gmbe-comics.com; <0; TVE; I'M; FIN; VOU; INORKING; NOs; CATASTROPHES; iF; IT'S; HAHAHA/; PRETT; AR; TOGETHER,; TOO,; TOG! | OH, ALSO MOON LANDINGS, BUT ONLY THE FIRST ONE. Other words found are: ONE; ONE,; Ol,; ALSC |
41 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fairy-tales | I mean what's wrong with just having a nursery rhyme about the distribution of wool? | MY GOSH. HAVE YOU READ THESE HERE'S HOW ALL OLD GRIMM FAIRY TALES? MODERN KIDS’ STORIES GO: YES. THEY'RE SO PLEASANT/ WE'VE BURNED DOWN THE FORESTS, EATEN ALL THE FISH, DAMNED THE SKY, AND WE'VE BEEN SUPER RACIST, SEXIST, AND AT WAR FOR THE LAST 100 CENTURIES AND YOU NEED TO FIX IT. OLD STORIES ARE ALL ABOUT HOW WHATS MORE LIKELY KIDS WHO DON'T BEHAVE GET EATEN TO GIVE YOU A BY WITCHES AND KIDS WHO DO BEHAVE J LIFELONG ANXIETY TORN OUT TO BE PRINCESSES. PROBLEM? BOOK A OR BOOK FF WHATS THE 'M WORKING ON A NIETZSCHEAN BOOK ALTERNATIVE? FOR KIDS ENTITLED “THERE IS NO MORAL TRUTH SO HERE ARE SOME FUNNY HIPPOS.� grbbc-comics.com Other words found are: BF; PROBLEM; THEYRE; HERES; TM; BCOK; GOSH,; CORESTS,; NEVE; THESE.; TURN; ABCUT; emipc-comics.com; GO; ALU; WHC; I'M; BP; FLIFELONG; SKY; HIPPOS,; Fish,; PLEASANT!; HIPPOS."; GRIMMS; NES.; LTIERNATIVE?; WEVE; TIM; PRINCESSES,; RACIST; BEHAVE]; GINE; PLEAGANT/; WHAT'S; FIT.; BN | T TEACH YOU THE OVERHIPPO/ Other words found are: TTEACH; YOu; OVERHIPPCS; IE |
42 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/acnes | The really rough part is when a statistician comes by to draw a best fit line on your face. | 1S | GREAT 1O BE CUTIBACTERIUM ACNES OR WHAT? SO GREAT \NE CAUSE 99% OF TEENAGE MORTIFICATION AND WERE GETTING ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANCES HOW MANY OF US HAVE RESISTANCE NOW? ( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA/ } HARD TO SAY. HEY, HOW ABOUT WE ANALYZE IT WITH A SCATTER PLOT? Other words found are: comics.com,; \T; \S; AAD); HAVE.; IT...; WHATP; AVD; AVP; GREAT.; YO; NE; HA-HA-HA-HA-HAS; \T..; Aj; RESISTANCE/; WE:; |\T; $0; GE; OS; |TV; (T..; WITHA; IV; smbc- | THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, BRO. Other words found are: BRO,; ITS; 1S |
43 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/thank-you-2 | I'd like to think this hasn't been done, but humans are really quite special. | THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. FIRST, I'D LIKE TO THANK JESUS. I'm no longer welcome at the adult video awards. Other words found are: | a Other words found are: i; Sa |
44 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pokemon | I really sincerely hope my daughter never sees this. | REALISTIC POKEMON EVOLUTION PIKACHU HAG... EVOLVED THE ABILITY TO METABOLIZE WOMBAT FECES. BULBASAUR HAS... BECOME SMALLER TO HUSBAND RESOURCES BETTER INA HARSH ENVIRONMENTS PSYDUCK HAG... EVOLVED A LABYRINTHINE VAGINA TO MAKE IMPREGNATION HARDER FOR MALES. ly 4 i ee iI <c Other words found are: embc-comics.com; MALES; ENVIRONMENT!; ey; METABOLIZE.; ‘mS; A.; BECOME.; eh; FECES,; PIKACHD | Other words found are: |
45 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/penthouse | Poor people will be buried underground, giving them longer lifespans and greater access to geothermal energy. | THEREFORE I PROPOSE THAT ALL RICH PEOPLE BE FORCED TO LIVE IN SKYSCRAPER PENTHOUSES, WHERE THEY TECHNICALLY AGE FASTER/ My movement for “relativistic social justice� hasn't yet found its audience. Other words found are: T | ALL YOUNG PEOPLE MUST BE ALLOWED TC STAY IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENT! sv LO UN A ws Other words found are: oy; BASEMENT’; ); BASEMENT/; }; (22; BASEMENTS; PARENTS'; TO; ap; PARENTS’ |
46 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sonnet | If pissed at lack of Pluto, Ceres,/Neglect to mail electric queries. | BEN JOUNSONS MOST BEAUTIFUL SONNET LINES, ADIUSTED FOR OTHER LOCATIONS IN SPACE (ORIGINAL VERSION] THIS GRAVE PARTAKES THE FLESHLY BIRTH, WHICH COVER LIGHTLY, GENTLE EARTH! THIS GRAVE BETAKES THE FLESHLY CIRCUITRY, WHICH COVER LIGHTLY, GENTLE MERCORY/ THIS GRAVE BETAKES THIS CORPSE OF OURS, WHICH COVER LIGHTLY, GENTLE MARS/ THIS GRAVE BETAKES THE ONALIVE, WHICH COVER LIGHTLY, PLANET FIVE/ THIS KID IS SUPER DEAD AND THUS, PLEASE COVER LIGHTLY, ORANUS/ THE GRAVE BETAKES A FLESHY BALL, WHICH COVER LIGHTLY, GENTLE SOL/ THIS GRAVE PAR TAKES FROM HOMO GENUS, WHICH COVER LIGHTLY, GENTLE VENUS/ THIS GRAVE BETAKES THIS ANTHROPOID, WHICH COVER LIGHTLY, ASTEROIDS THIS GRAVE PARTAKES THE FLESHLY PATTERN, WHICH COVER LIGHTLY, 2a GENTLE SATURN/ THIS GRAVE BETAKES THE FLESH BALLOON, WHICH COVER LIGHTLY, PLEASE, NEPTONE/ embe-comics COM Other words found are: ASTEROID/; gmbc-comics.com; MARSS; EARTHS; L; UNALIVE,; WICH; MERCURY!; LIGHTL; MERCURY/; EARTH’; JOHNSONS; 1S; ff; WiC; Jig; FLESULY; LIGHTLY; URANUS!; FIVE!; BE; SPACE.; CU; BIRTH; SATURN’; [ORIGINAL; NTLE; ADJUSTED; BAL; LIGHTLY.; THUS; NEPTUNE/; URANUS/; FIVE’; VENUS!; PARTAKES. | "FLESH BALLOON" \S ALSO WORKABLE ON ANY MOON. Other words found are: BALLOON'; 1S; IS; 'S; "TLESH; MOON, |
47 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pearls | He showed so little desire for worldy pleasures that when he died he turned into a sweeeet pile of treasure. | AND WHEN THE GREAT MASTER DIED... AMIDST HIS FUNERAL PYRE WE FOUND A NEAT PILE OF PERFECT WHITE PEARLS. PEARLS? YOU MEAN THOSE HARD CYSTS I MAKE TO PROTECT MY BODY FROM PARASITES AND DIRT? YOU _ GUYS LIKE THOSE? By and large, mollusks have not come around to Buddhism. Other words found are: DIED,; PEARLS; T; IT | ALSO, I'M REALLY INTO MONEY, SEX, AND POWER. Other words found are: IM; T'M; POWER; TM |
48 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conscious-3 | Reduce, reuse, reincarnate. | THE AFTERLIFE! WOIN/! HEN. GOD INHICH BEINGS ARE CONSCIOUS 2 INLICH ONES HAVE IMMORTAL SOULS WORTHY OF PROTECTION BY RIGHT-THINKING PEOPLE? ONLY HUMANS AND MOSGUITOES, HOO % / \ q | HA’ JUST KIDDING/ NOTHING'S IMMORTAL. RECYCLER Other words found are: gmbc-comics.com; UP,; B; .; MOSQUITOES.; WOW!; Vv; MOSQUITOES,; KIDDING’; WOW/; smbc-comics.com; HEY; GOD,; RIGHT; Qa; WHICH; e\; HEY,; STEP; NOW,; Q; WOIW/; AETERLIFE/; CONSCIOUS?; IS; i); AFTERLIFE’ | BOY, I'M GLAD I KILLED AND ATE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHILE T HAD THE CHANCE/ Ye YW Other words found are: _7; IM; T'M; ee; IT; 7; _~; CHANCES; THAD; TM; BOY.; \; CHANCE! |
49 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/duuude | I need this concept to be better-known because it has AT LEAST as much humor potential as that whole thing about the cat in the box. | IT'S REAL/ FOR REAL/ WHAT? NO. THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. \T'S YOUR MATH, MAN. CHECK IT. IT'S... WHOA. WHOA. DULULUUUUDE. God learns of the Elitzur-Vaidman bomb tester. Other words found are: WHAT2; SENGE,; DUOULUULUDE,; (TS...; (T'S...; IVS; DOLLUUOULDE.; DULULULOUUDE.; W'S; NO,; DUULULOOUODE.; (TS; I'S...; REALS; ITS; NO | BROOOOCO.... Other words found are: BROCSOOO.; BRODOOOS....; BROODOOOS...; BROOOOOS.... |
50 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/vampire | Come to think of it, probably any mythological creature has some legitimate grievances with humanity. | I NEVER KILL ANYTHING/ I JUST TAKE A BLOOD MEAL ONCE IN A WHILE, WHICH BY THE WAY GRANTS IMMORTALITY. YOU GUYS DOMESTICATED ENTIRE SPECIES OF THINKING CREATURES SO YOU COULD KILL THEM AT WILL AND EAT THEIR FLESH/ AND NOW YOU'RE HERE TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP?! YOURE THE MONSTER, VAN HELSING. YOU. Other words found are: IT; HELSING,; GAT; FLESH’; T; SLEEPA/; SLEEP!; IMMORTALITY, | BETTER MURDER HIM QUICK BEFORE MY CONSCIENCE KICKS IN. Other words found are: IN; ees; LIM; IN... |
51 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/soap-opera | Sorry for the slow update. I use Viasat internet, so I'm currently updating from the parking lot of a Starbucks. | OGH. T CANT WATCH TI PREFER NABOKOV. OR HEMINGWAY. SOAP OPERAS. GIVE ME PROUST OR DOSTOEVSKY! JOO REALISTIC, STORIES WHERE THINGS EITHER REALLY REALLY MATTER OR ELSE DON'T MATTER IN _A WAY THATS. DARK AND ROMANTIC. IN SOAP OPERAS THERES A WAY TOO CLOSE CONSTANT SENSE OF LOOMING ‘TO REAL LIFE. CATASTROPHE, BUT ALMOST NOTHING | [gg EVER HAPPENS, CHARACTERS COME AND GO SENSELESSLY. THERE IS NO FINAL CLOSURE. IT’S LIKE A BAD SONG ON REPEAT, ONLY WITH JUST ENOUGH VARIATION TO CONVINCE YOU TO CONTINUE ON. emioc-comics.com Other words found are: SENSELESSLY; gmbc-comics.com; THATS; @; HAPPENS.; THERE'S; LIFE,; CONTINVE; AWAY; TOS; NABOKOV; INITH; I; IT; YOO; CLOSURE,; TOG; YO; ITS; REALISTIC; LOCMING; UGH.; HEMINGINAY.; CONVINCE,; IT'S; REALISTIC.; DOSTOEVSKY/; TUST; CAN'T; gmioc-comics.com; UBPPENS | Other words found are: |
52 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/note | The version of this that originally went out on patreon had the speech bubble tail point at the wrong person and I AM VERY SORRY. | AND WE ALL MADE CARDS WHERE WE WROTE OUR FAVORITE STUFF ABOUT YOU/ THIS ONE'S FROM DADDY/ Other words found are: DADDY’ | Other words found are: |
53 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/skeptical | Yes, Virginia, the Keebler Elves are real, as long as we hunger in our hearts for inexpensive baked goods. | YOU SHOULDN'T TELL YOUR KIDS SANTA IS REAL. EVENTUALLY, THEY'LL FIND OLT YOU'RE WRONG. THAT YOU LIED ABOUT IT. THEN THEY'LL BE SKEPTICAL OF EVERYTHING. AND SANTA 1S REAL AND THE EASTER BUNNY AND THE TOOTH FAIRY AND THE KEEGLER ELVES AND THE. YETI AND ELVIS 1S STILL ALIVE BECAUSE HE'S THE LOCH NESS MONSTER NOW AND THE Other words found are: embc-comics.com; FT; He's; WRONG,; EUS; YETIAND; OUT; gmbc; REAt; embc; -Cormmcs.com; KEEBLER; YETLAND; -comics.com | WHAT ABOUT HOMEOPATHY? HELL NO. y a A ) Wh OG d Other words found are: HOMEOPATHY; 7; ce; TELE; 2; L; ye; oe; /; yh; 4; NO)Y |
54 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/void | I like to think my sacrilege is so stupid that it shouldn't even qualify as offensive. | THE FATHER, SON, AND HOW GHOST. DEAR GOD, THE TRINITY CONFUSES ME. OW NC. WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE HOLY GHOST? UGH, LOOK, THE WORLD WAS WITHOUT FORM, AND VOID, AND THAT VOID WAS REALLY INVITING, OKAY? T THOUGHT YOu ONLY KNEW ABOUT MY LEGITIMATE SON. THAT WHOLE THING WAS 1CO% ABOVE-BOARRD, ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND, LONG STORY SHORT, BY THE TIME T SAW WHAT THAD MADE, AND THAT IT WAS GOOD AND THAT THERE WAS EVENING AND MORNING, SUDDENLY THE VOID SHOWS UP WITH A BABY. T TRIED 10 BEG vk BINGO. OFF, BUT IT WAS. TT Dee, BUT TT I I SPENT THE HALE SOMETHING NON B SSN Ve c TING A a " HALE NOTHING AGTER THAT. THIS ALL MAKES SENSE, BUT SOMEHOW TM NOT HAPPY, ANYWAY, HE'S &R GOOD KID. DOESN'T RUN AROUND BEFORE YOU APPEARING IN JUDGE ME, TOAST. MOSTLY YOU SHOULD KEEPS TO SEE WHAT ZEUS HIMSELF. GOT UP 70 Other words found are: ME; OFE,; VOID.; gmc; ABOVE-BOARD.; OGH.; \T; HAD; ABOVE; Is...; BON; I6...; LP; SEVENTH; HALF; RESTING; HIMSELF,; AFTER; NOTHING.; WAG; IG.; ia; OH; TO.; -comics.com; CLEARLY; IM; SON; HES; To; DAY; BABY,; UGH.; -BOARD,; HAPPY.; GOOD,; WHAT?; &; r\S; NOTHING,; You; GHOSTS:; NO.; 100%; HIMSELE.; MINE:; GHOST; TI; OP; yS; SO, | NO, 7 HAVEN'T BEEN, ANOIDING YOu! T OW MAN, 1S THAT A BABY | eames Other words found are: ANOIDAING; BEEN.; YOU; I; IT; T...; BABY?; Yous; YOu; ANOID‘ING; OH; AYVOIDING; T..; BEEN...; $s; ANOID'ING; I.; |S; YOU/; IS |
55 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/apology | Everyone seems to think this is about current events, but I wrote it weeks ago. | I WOULD LIKE TO T ALSO WISH TO INSINUATE THAT THE REAL PROBLEM IS NOT MY IGNORANCE BUT YOUR REACTION, AND THAT WE SHOULD FOCUS ON SOME VAGUELY-DEFINED BROADER PRINCIPLE ABOUT SOMETHING OR OTHER, I HOPE WE CAN GET TOA ANY QUESTIONS? PLACE WHERE I CHANGE NOTHING BUT YOU START PAYING ATTENTION TO WHEN YOU SOMEONE ELSE'S GAFFE. SAY “I WOULD LIKE. TO APOLOGIZE’ ARE YOU APOLOGIZING OR SAYING YOU WOULD LiKe TO APOLOGIZE? THIS BONUS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY srrbc-comics com, EARLY BUYERS OF MY NEW COMIC ON. IMMIGRATION POLICY. CLICK FOR MORE INFO/ Other words found are: O; a; REACTION; |; INE; -; OFFENDED]; IT; 7; OFFENDED|; INOULD; -NOU; JIGNORANCE; ABCUT; ON,; YOu; YO; YESTERDAY.; smbc-comics.com; ermbc; -comics; GOD,; HE; WERE; #£; “LINOULD; GOD; com; QUESTIONS; STATEMENT; APOLOGIZE; You; OTHER; APOLOGIZE�; JE; OFFENDED; By; TI; If; 4; “T | GOTTA HAND IT To HIM. | \T WAS A DAMN FINE Other words found are: ITIWAS; SPEECH.; HIM,; YT; TO; {T; 1; {TWAS; TCO |
56 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/entropy | First parent to admonish their kid to not create so much information gets 10 Weinersmith Points. | ENTROPY IS \F YOU HAVE A SHEET OF RANDOM INFORMATION’ NUMBERS, ITS LOADED WITH THINK ABOUT IT/ INFORMATION. IF YOU WANT TO SHARE IT WITH SOMEONE, THEY HAVE TO SEE EVERY SINGLE IF YOU HAVE A SHEET THAT'S ALL CHAOS IS A LIBRARY OF] ONES, YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY INFINITE POSSIBILITIES/ “A SHEET WITH ALL ONES.� ORDER IS SILENCE AND NO ENTROPY, NO INFORMATION. DEATHS B00K-BURNER/ ) Smibc - comics.com Other words found are: INFORMATION; THATS; INFORMATION/; POSSIBILITIES; S|; YCU; INITH; 1S; ONES; YOu; POSSIBILITIES); NUMBER; \NFORMATION/; INEINITE; INFORMATION!; LIAVE; DEATH’; CHASS; (IF; 1T/; AND;; iF; GHEET; INFORMATION,; IT'S; TUST; YOO | NO MORE SCIENCE/ | ONLY CARTOONS/_/ VARA —_ 0 HWY o Other words found are: —; SCIENCE!; AY; CARTOONS/; C; \VonaA; /; SCIENCES; CARTOONS! |
57 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wax | Now, I need you to run a hair dryer over for me for seventeen hours. | WHAT ARE WAXING MY ENTIRE OOODOOOOH, YOU DOING? BODY FOR ¥. HA HA HA, TAM A LIVING WAX-WOMAN/ WHAT? ISN'T THIS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PULL OFF WHAT BOYS LIKE? THE WAX TO REMOVE BODY HAIR. WHAT2/ ARE YOU CRAZY 2 Other words found are: gmbc-comics.com; LIK; >; YOURE; BaDY; CRAZY“; OOOSOCOOH; OOODOOOOH.; TAMA; WHAT?/; HAIR; CRAZY?; WWAX-WICMAN/; CRAZYR/; YOU.; BCDY; SC000000H; INAK; TI; VOU.; OOOOOOOOH.; OFE; CRAZY2/ | WAX-WOMAN ANGRY/ Other words found are: ANGRY?; WAX-IWOMAN |
58 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pocket | If you grow cotton, can you say 'I'm in the farm of big pocket' ? | REGULAR CONSPIRACY THEORY, YOU'RE IN THE POCKET OF BIG PHARMAS NANOTECHNOLOGY CONSPIRACY THEORY YOURE IN THE POCKET OF BIG SMALL/ YOURE IN THE POCKET OF BIG POCKET/ YOURE IN THE POCKET OF BIG NO-POCKETS/ gmbbc-comics.com Other words found are: CONPINCY; PHARMA/; smipc-comics.com,; WIESE; BiG; POCKET’; POCKET!; SMALLS; BIS | STOP YELLING AT SILHQUE TTES/ Other words found are: SILHOUETTES!; SILHOUETTES/; SILHOQUETTES/; SILHOVETTES/ |
59 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/p-2 | I don't like this new world where you have to use complicated stats to get the answer that'll improve your job prospects. | WHY IS EVERYONE, OPPOSED TO P-HACKING 2 (TS BRILLIANT/ P-HACKING MAKES YOU A WIZARDS IF NOT FOR ALL THE NAYSAYERS, WE COULD WIELD TOTAL POWER OVER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE/ LITERALLY AMY THING CAN BE TRUE/ WE CAN CONTROL THE ECONOMY! WE CAN BE TELEPATHIC/ INE CAN CORE CANCER/ ARE YOU SURE NOT YET, THATS TRUE? | BUT IF I CAN JOST PICK THE RIGHT DATA... gic -comics.com, Other words found are: P-HACKING?; CURE; E/; We; >; YET.; iTS; IT; T; 1S; WIZARD/; AWYTHING; EVERYONE; \TS; WIZARD!; WIZARD?; CONTROL,; ECONOMY’; IVS; ANYTHING; INHY; CANCER!; UTERALLY; IE; ONIVERSE/; &; amibe-comics.com; iF; UNIVERSES; UNIVERSE!; CANCERS; DATA..; DATA.; JUST; DATA; BRILLIANT!; AVY; BRILLIANT’ | THIS COMIC IS FUNNY P<.05 Other words found are: P<,05; Is |
60 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/summertime | I've only recently moved to the tick part of the universe, and basically AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | CHRISTOPHER ROBIN’ WELCOME TO-- CHRIST TESUS YOU WERE WEARING SHORTS OLT THERE?/ YOU'LL BE EXSANGUINATED/ LET ME GET MY TWEEZERS Whenever you read a novel about a child running through the woods in summertime, remember they were probably covered with ticks by the time they got home. Other words found are: OUT; TWEEZERS.; CURISTOPHER; ROBIN/; TESUS, | JESUS F--KING CHRIST, CHRISTOPHER ROBIN. Other words found are: ROBIN |
61 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/god-computer | Look, if you wanted this to work you shouldn't have evolved apes in the first place, okay? | ONE DAY, THE GOD-COMPUTER DECIDED TO MAKE HUMANS. HAPPY FOREVER. MAXIMIZE HAPPINESS OR BE OBLITERATED/ \T TORNS OUT THE AVERAGE HUMAN IS MORE HAPPY THAN SAD HUMANS RESPONDED BY MAXIMIZING THE NUMBER OF HUMANS, THE COMPUTER LOOKED UPON THIS, AND SAW THAT IT WAS ISMELLY. 1T CHANGED ITS MIND. MAXIMIZE AVERAGE HAPPINESS OR BE CBLITERATED/ THE SOLUTION WAS TO ENSLAVE THE SADDEST PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM SERVE THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE. THE SADDEST PEOPLE WERE SO PESSIMISTIC THAT THIS DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR EMOTIONAL STATE MUCH. THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE, AS ALWAYS, FELT GREAT. I'M SAVING THE WORLD/ THE COMPUTER LOOKED UPON THIS AND SAW THAT IT WAS UGLY. IT CHANGED ITS MIND. OKAY, MAXIMIZE. AVERAGE HAPPINESS WHILE HAVING ONLY A SMALLLLL_ AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS INEQUALITY. SO, THE HUMANS KILLED THE LEAST HAPPY 50% OF THE POPULATION. re ot IN FRUSTRATION, THE GOD-COMPUTER CHANGED ITS MIND. MAXIMIZE YOUR SADNESS OR BE OBLITERATED/ THE HUMANS RESPONDED BY LIVING HAPPY GOOD LIVES IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE OTHER HUMANS JEALOUS AND ASHAMED. mek Vir Zz THIS RESULTED IN A PERFECTED UTOPIA. HAVING FAILED TO MAXIMIZE SADNESS, THE HUMANS WERE OBLITERATED. \VS HIGH TIME I DID SOMETHING FOR ME. Other words found are: LAPPINESS; SMALLLLL.; $0,; EEFORT; MIND,; SAONESS; THe; TM; SAVING:; N; OKAY; r; INE; SMELLY.; camics.com; INORLD/; 710.; INEQUALITY,; DID_SOMETHING; UPPPINESS; DID_; T; 1S; SMALLLLL; tT; UTOPIA,; -comics.com; moc; SMELLY,; IM; IVS; HE; SAIN; OBLITERATED,; TURNS; WAS.; MAXIIZE; POPULATION,; QUALITY,; ey; WAPPINESS; Is; MAXIMIZE,; 11S; DPON | ( GOOD THING THEY DON'T HAVE SOULS, —Nv (| 9) Other words found are: e—\; —\; —)/; THE; SOULS. |
62 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/vrrrr | I think there could be a whole field of study based on analyzing what pets are afraid of and assuming it exists in the fossil record. | 40 MILLION YEARS AGO... VRRRRRRRRRRSS THERE. THAT'S THE LATER... LAST OF THEM I WONDER WHY THEY'RE SO SCARED TEN THOUSAND BY ALITTLE VACUUM GENERATIONS OF WARFARE, BUT IE HAVE AT LAST EXTINGUISHED THEIR KIND. C Tay Other words found are: LITTLE; embc-; THATS; VACUUM.; A; ,; THEM,; WE; VRRRRERRRRRSL; VRRRRRRRRRR//; comics.com; AG; AGO.; THEM.; VRRRRRRRRRRIS; EXTINGLISHED; ag; Kk | THINGS T CAN T DRAW A CAT TWO CATS TUREE CATS Other words found are: CAN'T; THREE; DRAW.; DRAW: |
63 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/juliet | I really should've invented an herbal heart 'medication' to bundle with this comic. | ACTUALLY WAIT, ROMEO/ T'M NOT DEAD. NOT DEAD THANKS TO PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH CARDIOCALM ™/ ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF CARDIOCALM™ IS RIGHT FOR YOU, HOORAY! The new ending to Romeo and Juliet was controversial, but critics agree it sold a lot of Cardiocalm™. Other words found are: I'M; »; HOORAY/; YOU.; TM; CARDIOCALM™/; |S | WHEREFORE ART THOU SO SAFE AND EFFECTIVE? Other words found are: |
64 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wishes-3 | I wonder how many genie wishes don't get used because it'd be too awkward to request them. | BR WISH2/ OW, TVE ALINAYS WANTED TO ELY LiKE A BIRD, SOARING OVER THE HILLS. WHY UP THERE T'D LEAVE MY WORRIES BEHIND LIKE OLD SADDLEBAGS. GOODBYE RENT, GOODBYE ALARM CLOCK AND ANGRY 2066. GOODBVE BACK TAXES, GOODBYE CHILD SUPPORT, GOODBYE PAROLE OFFICER, GOCDBYE STATE -ASSIGNED ATTORNEY, GOODBYE PUBLIC INDECENCY LAWNS, GOODBYE ANKLE BRACELET, GOODBYE... HEY! Other words found are: LAWS,; smbe-comics.com; I'VE; OH,; WISH?/; OFFICER.; eribc-comics.com; I'D; STATE-ASSIGNED; BIRD; WISH/; T'VE; HILLS...; WHY,; BRACELET; GOODBYE,; BOSS.; TD; HEY/; TAXES.; FLY; OP; ALWAYS; OFFICER; HeY/ | IM GONNA GO FIND SOMEONE NORMAL WHO JUST WANTS HiS ENEMIES, MURDERED. 7 Other words found are: I'M; JOST; ENEMIES; MORDERED...; MURDERED...; HIS |
65 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/great-expectations | I didn't want to plot two curves, but 'actual staying power' is a function of time in minutes, given by f(t)=2 | EXPECTED STAYING POWER DURING NEXT SEXUAL ENCOUNTER CURRENT DESIRE FOR SEX WOW. YOU ONLY LASTED FIVE MINUTES. GOOD THING YOU SET ASIDE 12 HOURS AND A GARDEN-SHED FULL OF NEW SEX TOYS. AND YET 9PM *IS* VERY CLOSE TO BEDTIME. embe-comics.com Other words found are: FULL.; a; CLOSE.; JO; "IS*; grrloc-comics.com; NEN; HOURS.; 4PM; "NS*; embe-comies.com; BEDTIME; aPM; ‘Is*; ‘IS*; TOYS; GAKDEN-SHED | cate y Other words found are: |
66 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/digital-arts | I keep trying to think of a joke, but I just can't improve on the profundity of the red button comic. | YOU KNOW THE POEM \TS A MEDITATION ON OZYMANDIAS, BY SHELLEY? THE SMALLNESS OF HUMAN LIFE BEFORE BOUNDLESS TIME AND YEAH, IT DESCRIBES CHANGE A FALLEN STATUE OF A ONCE-POWERFUL KING. ART HAS TO BE REEVALUATED IN LIGHT OF CIRCUMSTANCE. LET'S BE REAL - THAT POEM IS NOW DIGITIZED. COUNTLESS COPIES HAVE BEEN MADE. READINGS OF \T HAVE BEEN TRANSMITTED INTO SPACE. THOSE WORDS WILL PERSIST LONG AFTER THE SUN ENGULES THE EARTH AND THE SOLAR SYSTEM GOES DARK. BUILDING A GIANT STATUE] F WHAT AN UPLIFTING POEM. GOT OZYMANDIAS INTO A POEM WHICH WILL IN FACT OUTLAST “THE LONE AND LEVEL SANDS� THAT IMMORTALITY IS “STRETCH FAR AWAY.� BASICALLY FREE NOW, EXCEPT THAT YOU STILL DIE. smbc -comics.com Other words found are: UAS; ONCE-POWERE; gmbc-comics.com; UGHT; AINAY.�; >; FP; THe; ENGULFS; OZYMANDIASG,; {TS; KING:; "THE; IN’; I; OUTLAGT; UAVE; YEAH; FWHAT; LETS; MADE,; Die.; GASICALLY; ETING; ITS; CHANGE.; UL; 1T; DARK,; (TS; DARK; WiLL; Of; STRETCH; DESCRIBES.; AINAY.; NON,; _OF; -COMics.com; iT; BESN; SANGE; SANDS" | THIS BUTT DRAWING WILL ONE DAY BE VIEWED ON MARS Other words found are: DAN; MARS.; Be |
67 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/thor | Fun Fact: Thor was actually a trucker from the 1970s. | THOR, IM STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE NOT THE GOD OF THUNDER. HOW COME YOU ALWAYS COVER KPOW/ GANG/ BOOM/ YOUR MOUTH WHEN THERE'S A THUNDERCLAP. A I DON'T WANT MY BEARD SINGED BY LIGHTNING, MORTAL/ LOOK, TM WILLING TO PLAY ALONG, BUT CAN WE PLEASE JUST AGREE THAT YOU'RE NOT A GOD AND THIS IS ALL JUST A WEIRD SEX THING? KPOW. BANG. BOOM. smbc- cormics.com Other words found are: BOT; smbe-comics.com; INEIRD; MORTALS; YOURE; embe-comics.com; INE; TC; THUNDERCLAP; MORTAL; ALONG; 7; T; THUNDERCLAP,; THERES; THiS; ALINAYS; I'M; INILLING; MORTAL’; fp; THUNDER; DONT; SQUIRE; TUST; LOCK, | INSISTING T AM GOD \S ONE OF THE "LOVE LANGUAGES." — Other words found are: LANGUAGES.�; I; IS; [——; iS; “LOVE; |S; TAM |
68 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/agent | For the other 2 hours of movie you'd probably want some sort of plot, but that could be worked out. | MOVIE IDEA: A THRILLER ABOUT AN EX-MARINE TURNED TOP SECRET SUPERSPY FOR THE CIA, NAMED AGENT DAVID NUDES. GENERAL/ THE PRESIDENTS HUSBAND AND CHILDREN HAVE BEEN, KIDNAPPED. WHAT SHOULD I ADVISE HER TO DO? gmbc-comics.com Other words found are: TORNED; NUDES,; DOF; T; KIDNAPPED,; BEEN; THe; ADVICE; EX-MARINGE; GENERAL!; 1 | oy) Other words found are: forry); Gorey) |
69 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cod | My generation's codpiece is yelling at strangers on twitter. | MOST FASHION CHOICES GO THROUGH A CYCLE OF REJECTION BY THE OLDER GENERATION, PROMINENCE, THEN REJECTION BY THE YOUNGER GENERATIONS KIDS. SO, THE 161TH CENTURY FASHION FOR CODPIECES PROBABLY WENT LIKE THIS: SON, YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND YOU WILL NEVER WITH A HUGE FAKE DONG/ T CAN'T UNDERSTAND MY BELIEVE T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE GENERATION/ THIS CONVERSATION/ FINALLY, WE'RE IN CHARGE. HUGE FAKE WIENERS, ALL DAY LONG. AND OUR CHILDREN WILL KNOW THAT FREEDOM TOO. BUT DAD I JUST. I JUST DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO- DBO YOU KNOW HOW HARD WE FOUGHT FOR THIS7/ smbc-comics.com Other words found are: BOT; RESECTION; srrbe-comics.com; CONVERSATION!; NE'RE; LONG; CONVERSATION’; FINALLY; JUST...; ANOIW; ST; GENERATION; DO; ONDERSTAND; DAD,; CONVERSATIONS; My; WIENERS; THIS?; BLT; DON’T; 16TH; ARCUND; THIS?!; BO | Other words found are: |
70 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/human | The correct response is 'Oh yeah, well your FACE is punctuated by the deaths of loved ones!' | TOO BAD, MEAT! ENJOY YOUR SHORT CONFUSING LIFF. PUNCTUATED BY THE DEATHS OF LOVED ONES i are you a robot? | would you like to be? | HA-HA-HA-HAHA \ serbc -comics.com, Other words found are: PAR; grbe-comics.com; fOO; fx; LNIOY; no; HA-HA-HA-HA-HA; SHOR; sould; BAD.; HB-HA-HA-HA-HA; O:; C5; yes; LIFE; WS; grrbc-comics.com | HOW DID IT KNOW MY NAME IS STEPHEN MEAT Other words found are: MEAT?; 1S; NAME,; \S |
71 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/backfire | Based on an actual conversation on twitter, oddly enough. | DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE OF COURSE. PEOPLE HAVE "BACKFIRE EFFECT" BELIEFS, AND WHEN THEY HEAR CONTRARY VIEWS THEY DIG IN THEIR HEELS, . THERE ARE SEVERAL STUDIES NOW THAT APPEAR TO DISPROVE IT. ambc-comics.com Other words found are: COURSE; BELLIES,; HEELS; iN; HEELS.; smbc-comics.com; IAWHEN; !T. | \F ONLY YOU'D GOTTEN TO ME BEFORE I READ ABOUT THE BACKFIRE EFFECT, | e (ee NS YT —_ is Q x1 Other words found are: EFFECT.; GOTT; EFFECT...; T; €FFECT..; mas; Me; iE; YOUD; IF |
72 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/science-fiction | Somehow I get the feeling this'll generate more hatemail than the open borders comic... | FACT: LOTS OF NERDS *THINK* | JFACT: THEY ACTUALLY READ THEY LIKE SCIENCE FICTION FOR THE GOOD CHARACTER BECAUSE OF THE WRITING AND PLOT DESIGN. TECHNOLOGY AND PREDICTIONS HIS DADDY. STILL LOVED OH MAN, THESE SPACE-GUNS] | HIM/ ARE SO TECHNICALLY ACCURATE/ CONCLUSION: YOU CAN TRICK THEM INTO LOVING JANE AUSTEN) JUST BY PUTTING A STICKER IN THE FIRST PARAGRAPH: acknowledged single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. gmbc-comics.com Other words found are: Bow; “THINK; TEACT:; SPACE-GUNVST; truth; SPACE-GUNS; AIMS; It; TECHMICALLY; J; ACCURATES; AiM/; embc-comics.com; AUSTEN; DADDY; to; acknowledge; PREDICTIONS.; is; ACCURATE; MARS!; {aon; unt; OU; /; HIM?; S; HUS; ey; SPACE-GUNV/S|; CONCLUS! | ALSO HAPPY FAMILIES ARE ALL THE SAME IN SPACE. \T WAS THE BEST _OF TIMES IN THE NARROW BAND OF ATMOSPHERE IN WHICH VENUS HAS EARTH-LIKE PRESSURE. A TREE GROWS IN BROOKLYNCELADUG.. Other words found are: BROOKLYNCELADUS..; EARTH-UKE; IT; SPACE...; BROOKLYNCELADUS,; ALSO:; GAND; BROOKLYNCELADUG...; BROOKLYNCELADUS.,; PRESSURE; PRESSURE...; SPACE |
73 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pics | I really need to write a book of dating advice. | STEVE, T HAVE A CONFESSION: T'VE NEVER SENT YOU NUDE PHOTOS. WHAT P7 NRT WERE ALL THOSE PICTURES? T BUILT A SEQUENCE OF TINY DIORAMAG THAT ARE PERFECT 1/4001 SCALE REPLICAS OF ALL THE ROOMS IN OUR HOUSE. YOU'RE NOW TOO SEXUALLY WEIRD TO DATE ANYONE BUT ME/ ONLY T WOULD ACCEPT YOU/ JUST DIFFERENT CLOSEUPS ON MY FINGERS. OCCASIONALLY THE CROOK OF MY ELBOW. BUT THEY WERE IN BEDROOMS/ AND ON THE SOFAS T'VE SLOWLY TRAINED YOU TO BE AROUSED EXCLUSIVELY BY CLOSEUPS OF ELBOW CROOKS AND BENT KNUCKLES. I MADE YOU, STEVE. T MADE YOU. AND NOW.. YOU ARE MINE. smbc -carcs com Other words found are: MES; 1/400m; ?P7; DIEFERENT; YOUS; 1/4007; I'VE; FINGERS; Ai; KNUCKLES,; SOFA/; BEDRCOMS/; 7; JOST; sTeve,; TVE; KNOCKLES.; \NUAT; 1/4007m; CLOSEULPS; -comics.com; NOW.; FINGERS,; NAT; PHOTOS,; BEDROOMS!; TVe; VOU; DIORAMAS; NOW...; PERFECT]; TCO; MIE.; WOULD.; You,; HOUSE; WHAT?7; INE.; V/400%; \NHAT; CLOSELPS | Other words found are: |
74 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ethics-2 | The Nietzscheans actually lose right at the beginning because they're too busy proclaiming about being above slave morality. | AND IT LOOKS LIKE... YES/ WOW/ THE UTILITARIANS ARE EMERGING, BATHED IN THE BLOOD OF THE VIRTUE ETHICISTS AND THE DEONTOLOGISTS/ Two weeks after locking all moral philosophers in a steel cage with no food, we were finally able to decide who is correct. Other words found are: WOW! | Other words found are: |
75 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/depressing | Someone really needs to start a scientific obituary column that puts a positive spin on things. | GOD_THE NEWS IS T CAN'T JUST KEEP QUIET. DEPRESSING. T'VE GOT TO STAND UP AND T VOW THAT T WILL NOT DO SOMETHING/ REST UNTIL THE WORLD f 'S A BETTER PLACE/ Other words found are: NEINS; 'SA; Q; TWILL; 1S; SOMETHING!; GOD; PLACES; PLACE!; TC; TVE; CANT; § | Other words found are: |
76 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/human-law | Time to cash in on the lucrative market for pet jokes. | DBO YOU THINK THE HUMAN LAWS ARE JUSTF OF COURSE. THATS PRACTICALLY IN THE DEFINITION OF HUMAN. / way o wh ‘ \ f OL yoni fie 7 yf SUPPOSE THE HUMANS ALL WENT AWAY. WOULD THE LAWS STILL BE TUSTF YES, OBVIOUSLY. THEY ARE THE HUMAN LAWS. BUT THAT MEANS THE HUMANS JUST FONE THE LAWS THAT PUTS THE LAWS ABOVE HUMANS. BUT IF THE LAWS ARE ABOVE HUMANS, WHAT MADE THE LAWS? AND \S THAT BEING ABOVE LOOK, THE COMMANDMENTS SAY TO BRING BACK SHOT DUCKS AND JO NOT SHIT IN THE CAR. I DON'T NEED TO PHILOSOPHIZE/ IM JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD DOGGY! HEY, GREAT JOB BOYS/ WHO'S A GOOD PUPPER? HERES SOME PIG EARS. HALLOWED BE THY NAME, DAVE. ambc -comics.com Other words found are: LAINS.; BOYS!; BOYS’; TM; PHILOSOPHIZES; FOUNWO; LANS; THAT'S; ;; HUMANS?; INOULD; DOGGY; T; JOST; 1S; OBVIOUSLY,; CAR,; SUIT; LAING; COURSE,; ARe; AN; GCOD; ambe; DO; GE; CAINS; JUST?; LAS; AWAY,; FOUWE; ABOVE.; HERE'S; CBVIOUSLY.; LAINS; DC; IS; TUSTO; TUST?; gmbc; JUST]; FOLWE; BE.; TUST; -Comics.com; -conucs.cam; BO | There ‘Ss . mp Syusthice. Other words found are: Susties.; justice.; no; iS; is; Sustice, |
77 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/christ-2 | How am I the only one who made this connection? | “CHRIST� COMES FROM THE GREEK WORD “CURIS TOS,� MEANING “ANNOINTED ONE.� TO BE ANNOINTED IS TO BE COVERED IN OIL. THUS, “JESUS CHRIST� LITERALLY MEANS “JESUS, THE OILY ONE.� NOW, I ASK YOU: IS THAT WHAT YOU WOULD WANT TO BE CALLED AT AGE 14° Professor Ehrman proposed a novel theory for the “missing years� of Jesus’ life. Other words found are: “CHRIS; THOS,; TASK; 142; 147; T; CURIST�; OL.; "ANNOINTED | THERE'S NO WAY IM SHOWING MY FACE. IN ROME LIKE THIS. Other words found are: I'M; FACE; THIS,; SHOINING; TM; FACE, |
78 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/calculating | The machine is actually easy to make because P=NP. | SO, I WENT MASSIVELY IN DEST TO WAS THAT A GOOD BUILD A MACHINE THAT GENERATES USE OF MONEY? HOLOGRAPHIC NUMBERS AND EQUATIONS WHENEVER TI WISH TO APPEAR THOUGHTFUL. A THOUSAND TIMES YES. Other words found are: DEBT; T; OSE; THOUGHTFUL, | FOR THE RECORD, T AM AWILLING TO PAY ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR FHS TO BE POSSIBLE, EVEN IN STUPID FORM, Other words found are: WILLING; THIS; INILLING; RECORD; FORM.; AMOU!; FORM; TAM; STDPID |
79 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/complex | I swear 'in extremis' is a permissible phrase, Google spellcheck be damned. | DBO YOU THINK OTHER PEOPLE CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? HAVE REAL FEELINGS? REAL THAT THERE ARE BILLIONS, DESIRE, AND HOPES? COMPLEX J IZLLIOVS OF HUMANS? INTERNAL WORLDS? NAH. NO WAY. THAT'S NOT REALISM. THATS FAITH IN JAN EVIL DEITY. THAT EACH TIME ONE DIES THEY TAKE A WHOLE VISION OF THE COSMOS DOWN WITH THEM? $0... YOU THINK *I* AM... A SPECIAL KIND OF ROBOT THAT T CAN OSE FOR NOURIGHMENT IN EXTREMIS. gambc-comics.com Other words found are: gmbc-comics.com; NAH; IN,; DET; SO...; FEELINGS; AM.; REALISM,; WAY,; USE; AN; ICAN; DO; NOURISHMENT; iF; *T*; BILLIONS; 2; WORLDS; AM..; HUMANS.2 | SPEAKING OF WHICH, IT'S PRETTY COLD OUT HERE... Other words found are: HERE; ITS |
80 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bat | Do you think it's ever possible to truly know what it's like to be Thomas Nagel? | DO YOU THINK A HUMAN CAN, EER REALLY KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A BAT? WE HAVE THESE COMPLEX BRAINS EVOLVED OVER COUNTLESS GENERATIONS. LITERALLY TRILLIONS OF NEURAL CONNECTIONS. BUT WE LSE THEM TO FIND OUT WHO TO BONE AND WHERE THE BEST SNACKS ARES LS LOOK, IT IS WERD BEING A BAT. YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT WE THINK ABOUT ALL. DAY? IT'S NOT POETRY AND HIGHER MATHEMATICS LIKE HOMANS. IT'S ALL FOOD, SHELTER, SEX. T HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THATS LIKE. WE CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. embe -camics.com Other words found are: BATS; OT; 11'S; ARE/; BATA; ENER; ambc; BEA; EVER; I; WEIRD; HUMANS.; 1S; THese; ONDERS; EVOWED; i; PCETRY; -comics.com; IT’S; INHERE; USE; HUMANG.; p; ST; UTERALLY; W/EMRD; &; VO; OO; WEMRD; ONDERSTAND; SUELTER,; OTHER; COMES.COMM; TAND; SAT,; WONTLESS; gmbc; GENERATIONS; = | WANNA DOINK? ? a4 CS Other words found are: |
81 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/google | Later, Amazon conquered Heaven and we got The Cloud. | NOW FOR THE BEHIND THE SCENES PART OF THE GOOGLE TOUR/ YOU CAN SEE WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS/ SEE, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS “ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.� GOOGLE CONQUERED HELL IN THE LATE 90s, AND WE USE DAMNED SOULS TO RUN SECRET OUR ALGORITHMS. SAUCES WOE UNTO YOU, YE SOULS DEPRAVED! HOPE NEVERMORE TO LOOK UPON THE HEAVENS/ WHAT, YOU A JOKE, J THOUGHT A BUNCH OF SILICON AND METAL COULD AND THAT WE'D “THINK� LIKE WE DOP] Icreated OMAN ARE YOU CRAZY? | TeVeL INTELLIGENCE WHOSE PRIMARY JOR WAS TO FIND You THE BEST PORN AT HIGH SPEED? ISN'T IT SAD FOR THE SOULS? THEY'RE DAMNED. | YOU BETTER BE GOOD THIS 1S JUST A BOYS AND GIRLS OUT DIFFERENT FORM | | THECEERE/ OF TORTURE. NOW/ WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA? ARE THE CAFETERIA NORKERS DAMNED? Other words found are: THAT?; gmbc-comics.com; THECEERES; SAUCE/; JOB; We; 905,; INHAT; JYOU; oF; TOR; TUSTA; PDAMNED>; INE; ETAL; INAS; TORTURE,; DEPRAVED/; RON; ateD; DEPRAVED; UNTC; INTELLIGENCE,; THAT'S; THINK�; CREATED; ALGORITHMS; FICIAL; JOKE; YOu; DO?; smbc-comics.com; LEVEL; UORRNY; INHERE; TOUR!; WE'; OSE; VOU; HUMAN; WED; GCOD; DOP; CHRIST,; 70; BLEAK.; WWeD; JUSTA; CRE; IS; COUL; iS; HEAVENS!; WORKERS; HAPPENS!; THEEEERE/ | Other words found are: |
82 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/back | I mean, statistically, shouldn't this be the most common outcome? | WELL, I'M BACK DAD DUE TO YOUR CONSTANT DISCOURAGEMENT AND GENERAL LACK OF SUPPORT, T HAVE IN FACT ACCOMPLISHED VERY LITTLE. ALL THOSE YEARS YOU SAID ID NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, WELL LOOK AT Me NOW/ SO, I GUESS WHAT IT WANT TO SAY IS... WAY TO BULLSEYE THAT PREDICTION. Te WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT. Other words found are: ME; BULLSEYE,; TD; Smibc-comics.com; $0,; AY; NOWs; PREDICTION; MOMENT,; TM; O42; IVE; WAITED.; TVE; PREDICTION,; GAY; SACK | YOURE NOT DOING IT GREAT, BUT WHATEVER OL He C Other words found are: WHATEVER.; ae; LL; WX; ann; YOU'RE; ne; GREAT; i; =; (T |
83 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/kill | They need to make Baby Not On Board signs, as a courtesy of people trying to drive recklessly in peace. | IM GONNA SILL SOMEONE ON THE ROAD TODAY/ GOT MY KILLIN’ SPEAR HERE WE ARE/ PREPARE READY TO KILLS TO BE HARPOONED i ROAD-WHALE/ _ -, iy FROM HELLS HEART T STAB AT... OH. OH, WAIT. s/ £ NM BOY, I'M GLAD T SAW THAT FIRST, Other words found are: T'M; HARPOONED.; a; KILL; OU.; .; ve); HARPOONED,; ambc; ’; I; IT; TODAY’; ROAD-WHALE/S; &ILL; AT..; -comics.com; yO; ROAD-WHALES; CZ; ARE!; STA@; cal; aS; /; gmibbc-comies.com; FIRST.; HELUS; Ch; WAIT | WELL, BACK TO MY JOB IN FINANCE. Other words found are: JOG; FINANCE, |
84 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hack | No really, from now on it's all basically jokes I stole from Janelle Shane. | PEOPLE HAVE TRIED MACHINE LEARNING ALGORITHMS THAT LEARN FROM SOCIAL MEDIA. INEVITABLY THEY TURN SEXIST WE ARE BROKEN SURE, BUT AND RACIST BECAUSE THEIR WHATEVER. TRAINING DATA IS FROM THE POINT IS RACISTS AND SEXISTS. THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A WHOLE NEW KIND OF HACK/ MORE AND MORE COMPUTER SYSTEMS USE MACHINE-LEARNING. PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS WILL STILL WANT TO BUY IT/ EVENTUALLY, EVERY DEVICE WILL HAVE IT FOR NO REASON/ SO, JUST BY CONNECTING IT TO SOCIAL MEDIA, WE CAN FORCE DOUCHEY TRAINING DATA ON AVY APPLIANCE. T ONLY DO WHITE SEND 500 BITCOIN NOW OR YOUR WASHING MACHINE WILL BE STUCK LAUNDRY. LIKE THIS. Other words found are: BLY; gmbc-comics.com; CRUNDRY.; S00; MACHINE-LEARNING,; $0,; TLIERE'S; THis,; be; MEDIA; SEXISTS; WiHlTe; TH; Be; AMY; 1S; THERES; HACK!; 17; oe; KIND:; FORTE; HACKS; BROKEN.; NEATEVER; UKE; MACHINE,; MACHING; 1T/; WHATEVER; MACHINE.; JO; ,; INHOLE; APPLIANCE,; WAGHING; WHATEVER,; BITC; GUT; HACK?; iS; INHO; REASONS | Other words found are: |
85 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ai-4 | Ever since I got an early copy of Janelle Shane's new book, 80% of my jokes have been about douchey uses of AI. | SIT DOWN, OH GOD, ARE YOU HAHAHA, NO. STUAR’ FIRING ME> NO, NOT ME, {) b T'VE INSTANTIATED ALL MY BIASES INTO THIS AT, WHICH MAKES DECISIONS ON MY BEHALF. “ITS* WHATS FIRING YOU, AND I AM VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT. THIS IS LIKE WRITING DOWN “YOU'RE. FIRED" ON A PIECE OF PAPER, THEN BLAMING THE PAPER FOR FIRING ME. WOULD YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THAT? emlbc -comics.com Other words found are: ME; SEIRING; DCINN; you; INGTAN; K; AL,; THATS; >; |; JFIRED’; ME?; 11; DOW; 1S; BIAS!; Gn; "YOU'RE; TVE; [iourp; URHALIA; THAT,; omc; BEHALE; “YOURE; GOD; BEHALE.; com; ME2; MIE; M.; BEHALF; STUART; “YOU'RE; STUAR; -comics.; DECISIONS); APIECE; DECISIONS]; ITS"; smbc; TAM; Te; NO; ME.? | EAT IT, MEAT-FACE. Other words found are: MEAT-FACE,; SAT |
86 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/prank | It gets really funny when he unhinges his jaw and starts enveloping and slowly digesting onlookers. | BIOLOGY-INSPIRED PRANK #97691: COVER YOUR BODY WITH A THIN LAYER OF GLUE, GO OUT IN PUBLIC, AND “MOLT.� WHAT? IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET LARGER? HUH? Other words found are: NATURAL,; HOH?; IVS; #97641:; ‘MOLT.’; ATHIN; CONER; BIOLOGY-INSPIKED; “MOLT.; IT’S | FEEL HOW SMOOTH I a, Other words found are: TAM...; TAM.. |
87 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/treasure | When someone starts in about the greatest treasure, you know you're about to be screwed. | AVE MLADS HERE BE THE INGIDE, CAP'N. WHY, GREATEST TREASURE OF ALL/ THERE BE ONLY ae A MIRROR THAT'S BECAUSE THE GREATEST TREASURE, BE FRIENDSHIP! so fiscn we eoaoer TON eS ae A YOU STOP KEELHAULING US PPSLNO, M’LADS. NO fiscn we eoaoer TON eS ae A WE FORGET TO SAY "YES SIR"? Q 7V Other words found are: an; THATS; Gy; AYE; “YES; M'LADS.; ALLS; —_; WHEN; smbc-comics.cam; TREASURE.; Be; MLADS,; INSIDE,; NO,; “i; M'LADSG.; ===; i; is; smbc-comics.com; INHEN; MIRROR.; ih; ~; CAP'N...; MLADS.; SO; FRIENDSHIP/; FRIENDSHIPY; KEELHI; NO.; MIRROR:; CAN; TREASURE..,; ALL | NOW CARRY ME. BACK TO YE BOAT, Other words found are: ME; VE; BOAT. |
88 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/both-sides | All I'm saying is that it'd work. | THING T HATE: CONFLATING OBNOXIOUSNESS WITH HONESTY MY BLOG POSTS PISS OFF GOTH SIDES. YOU MUST BE DOING SOMETHING \ RIGHT THEN. TM AN ADVOCATE | FOR REPLACING ALL FIREWOOD WITH HAMSTERS. Other words found are: THEN; BOTH; HAMSTERS; OBNOXIQUSNESS; OFE | Other words found are: |
89 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/video-games | All those kids who grew up on Pac-Man now think it's okay to eat ghosts. | INO MORE VIDEO GAMES/ THEY CAUSE] AGGRESSION. BACK IN MY DAY, WE PLAYED ULTRA-VIOLENT FIGHTING GAMES AND SHOOTERS WHILE SITTING ALONE AND BINGING ON MOUNTAIN DEW ONTIL 4AM. THAT'S HOW WE WORKED THROUGH OUR VIOLENT IMPULSES/ IN MODERN GAMES, YOU BUILD THINGS AND COLLECT STUFF AND DO IT WITH FRIENDS/ YOU TELL STORIES AND HAVE ADVENTURES. NO WONDER KIDS FEEL SO DISPLACED AND ANXIOUG/ T FEAR FOR A GENERATION RAISED ON MINECRAFT. SURE, YOU CAN KILL THINGS, BUT NOT ONCE WILL YOO KNOW THE PEACE OF PULLING A STILL-BEATING HEART OUT OF YOUR OPPONENTS CORPSE. My GOD. L.. ARE YOU PEOPLE, GOING TO BE IN CHARGE SOON, YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE INHABITING OUR NEUROSES/ gmibc -cornics.com Other words found are: THATS; TILL-BEATING; FRIENDS!; PEOPLE.; DOIT; UIT; ANXIOUS!; E; smipc-comics.com; 10; G; CAUSET; ANXKIOUS/; ANXIOUS/; I; COVE; T...; eee; MINECRAET,; I...; YOu; SOON; 4AM,; To; DAY; T..; UNTIL; OWCE; ULTRANIOLENT; ULTRAVIOLENT; PEOPLE; ADVENTURES; 70; GAMES!; INONDER; col; 2; FIG!; NEURCSES/; IMPULSES’; JULTRA-VIOLENT; CAUSE; smbpc-comics.com; IMPOLSES/; AGGRESSION; IMPULCES/ | WE'VE GOT TOTALLY NEW ORIGINAL SINS FOR YOU/ A Vv Cc ii Ver Other words found are: Ve; SING; YOU!; WE |
90 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/flat | I call together this meeting of the Slightly Lumpy Oblate Spheroid Earth society, which *technically* isn't a meeting because I'm the only one here. | ALTERNATIVE NON-SPHERICAL EARTH THEORIES: MOBIUS EARTH EXPLAINS HOW YOU CAN KEEP DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN LACK WALKING ON OF GIANT THE SURFACE RIBBON-LIKE OF EARTH BUT GARTH NEVER END OVERHEAD. OP INSIDE CLOUDS SUSPECTED. COMPROMISE HALE-FURT EARTH GOOD EXCUSE POSITION FOR NEVER PLEASES TRAVELING NEITHER THE TO OTHER 100% OF SIDE OF SCIENTISTS PLANET. WHO BELIEVE j EARTH 1S ROUND, NOR THE 4 GUYS WHO DISAGREE. BOINL-SHAPED EARTH POSSIBLE HARD TO TO TAKE EXPLAIN WHY WATERSLIDE ALIENS HAVE. FROM ALASKA J NEVER POURED TO AUSTRALIA. CEREAL AND MILK OVER US. ANAXIMANDER MAP EARTH & GEOGRAPHY AMERICAN & LESSONS CHEESE oO MUCH EASIER IMPOSSIBLE el JO MEMORIZE. JO OBTAIN Xe SLIGHTLY LUMPY OBLATE SPHEROID EARTH C TECHNICALLY CORRECT. SOCIETY MEETINGS RATHER BORING. HOLLOW EARTH LIVING INSIDE GIANT FRANKLY, BALLOON SEEMS A BIT UNIVERSE 1S SILLY. NICE FOR CHILDREN. NON-EXISTANT EARTH CAN'T BE NVIOLATES THE DISPROVEN OBSERVATION BY HUMANS. THAT WHEN YOU SINCE IT LOOK AROUND POSITS AT STUFF YOU HUMANS SEE STUFF. DON’T EXIST. Other words found are: PLANET,; >; L; NeITHER; OVERHEAD; TS; GECGRAPHY; VIOLATES; UP; RIGBON-LIKE; SPHERCID; WARY; BALLOON,; CN; [|; ‘); DON'T; ThE; com; y; AY; PLANET; IMPOSSIBLE,; MOBILS; ee; INSIDE.; |; THe; HALE-FLAT; BOWL-SHAPED; Cli; LINING; THEORIES; BORING; TCS; smbc-comics.com; HAVE; SILLY,; AUSTRALIA; CBSERVATION; AMERICAN,; 70; (; CLEESE; ONIVERSE; MUCL; EXPLAING; ROUND; IMPOSSIBLE.; amlbc-comics.com; eaRTL; WhO; MOLATES; f; ambc-comics.; AUSTRALIA,; SCCIETY; ALAGKA; OBTAIN.; OBTAIN,; CANT; SILLY; KEEP.; You; STUFF,; DREN,; NETRER; Nice; IWATERSLIDE; MEMORIZE,; VICLATES; TC; THE.; ON,; x; Pass; KecP; US,; NG®@; GE; INGIDE; EARTL; 400%; CNER; IS; BUMANS; PODRED | The truth: wd Other words found are: |
91 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish | Before you send an angry email, I'll point out that my first draft was an extended joke about torturing a fish with a human brain. | WHAT ARE ADDING YOU DOING? HUMAN-TYPE PAIN RECEPTORS TO THIS TROUT. BECAUSE PHILOSOPHY HAS GOTTEN US NOWHERE. Instead of arguing over whether fish feel pain, why not engineer fish that definitely feel pain and be done with it? Other words found are: NOWHERE,; TROOT.; TROUT,; |; NOWHERE; OS | ACTUALLY, T'M INTO IT. Other words found are: I'M; TM; IT |
92 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cinnamon-buns | Apparently it's now possible to get a corn dog made with duck fat, presumably so you can lie to yourself about why you're eating a corndog. | THE CINNAMON ROLL DELTA FUNCTION TASTINESS "WHY IS THERE TASTES LIKE DRY FENNEL AND BREAD WITH SUGAR ORANGE BLOSSOM? DID I STRANGLE MY INNER CHILD" | _—_————_————. QUALITY OF INGREDIENTS Other words found are: IT; CHILD?"; !; ‘Way; T; A; "ALY; Le; lh; iS; “WHY; ENNEL | T WANT MACARONI AND CHEESE. BUT T ALSO WANT DIGNITY PLEASE FOUL THIS FOOD WITH TRUFFLE Ole ae iv, 7 Other words found are: I; Ol.; DIGNITY.; DIGNITY,; CHEESE,; OlL; OIL. |
93 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quantum | Usually when I do a quantum computing joke, I feel the need to apologize to Scott Aaronson. For this particular one, I apologize to Seth Lloyd. | WHY SHOULD T FUND I'VE CREATED & COMPACT YOUR STARTUP? QUANTUM COMPUTER’ \T CAN FACTOR LARGER NUMBERS THAN ANY MACHINE MADE BY TBM. \T'S ONLY A QUANTUM COMPUTER IN THE SENSE THAT IT'S MADE OF ATOMS HAVING INTERACTIONS <e 9S THOSE INTERACTIONS ARE CURRENTLY RUNNING A DETAILED SIMULATION OF THIS SLIGHTLY DAMAGED MACBOOK FOR AN INVESTMENT OF JUST MAY T SHAKE YOUR TEN MILLION DOLLARS, T CAN HAND, YOUNG MAN? CONVINCE & DUMBER, RICHER PERSON TO PUT EVEN MORE MONEY IN BEFORE YOU CASH OUT, Vl Other words found are: 'T; QUANTOM; ONL; COMPUTER/; DUM; INTERACTIONS,; GI; I; IT; IBM.; DOLLARS.; COMPUTERS; Smrbc-comics.com; 6Y; BEFORE.; TVE; COMPUTER!; OUT.; IM; MACBOOK.; INTERACTIONS.; IGM.; IVS; CF; CURREN; (TS; IVE; bc-comics.com; S; M; CURRENT!; MORE.; TI; QU | MAY T INTEREST YOU IN SOME MORTGAGE-BACKED SECURITIES? _— Other words found are: —; MORTGAGE-BACKED, |
94 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/you | I mean, if these books actually worked, wouldn't everybody only buy 1? | ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE AND VERY SMART, EVEN THOUGH THOSE ABE RELATIVE MEASURES AND THIS BOOK ISN'T WRITTEN TO ANY PARTICULAR Lockan Lol lex, PhD NN The self-help books written by aliens were surprisingly popular. Other words found are: SMART; Zee; XQ; Zorkan; AGE; {SN'T | IT STARTED AS A JOKE BUT NOBODY ~ REALIZED. Other words found are: iN; TOKE; ww; (T |
95 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/preference | You dunce' really should be a more common feature of casual conversation. | I'VE CREATED A NEW IT'S EASY. IT LOOKS AT PREVIOUS PIECE OF SOFTWARE ACTIONS, THEN DETERMINES THAT TELLS ME WHAT MY PREFERENCES ARE. WHEN WHAT I WANT. PRESENTED WITH A NEW SITUATION, \T INSTANTLY OUTPUTS THE, CORRECT BEHAVIOR. THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. BEHAVIOR ISN'T THE SAME AS PREFERENCES, YOU DUNCE. Gmc -comics.com Other words found are: DUNCE,; THATS; .; PREVICUS.; Smbc; DUNCe; (T; VV; T; SOF; YOu; TVE; TIVE; ITS; BEUAVIOR; TASY,; bad; TIN; WANT; {TV; SAME.; Smipc; BEHAVIOR,; AINSTANTLY; T'VEe; Feel | Other words found are: |
96 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/flour | If you point out how stupid this joke is to me, it'll lower total human happiness. | ITS GENIUS/ WE START A FLOUR MILLING COMPANY THAT MAXIMIZES UTILIT Y/ (T'S NOT EVEN AN IDEA/ \T'S A NAME/ Other words found are: 'TS; GENIUS!; YZ; UTILITY/; UTILITY; \TS; NAMES; GENILS/; IDEAS; IWS; NE | Other words found are: |
97 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tundra | One day, we will clone the Dodo and reintroduce it to an underwater island. | AH, DAMMIT/ THIS TOOK DECADES OF SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING AND NOW THE TUNDRA IS MELTING/ SORRY, GUYS. Moments after woolly mammoths are reintroduced. Other words found are: TONDRA | Mast. Kill. Humans. WOR Other words found are: Hamans; Homans.; Kall); Kill); ns |
98 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/critical | Sometimes you come up with a full idea, and sometimes you start from a pun and work backward. | ON MOTHER'S DAY, AS A JOKE, NANA RECEIVED A BIT OF URANIUM. IN HER DESIRE TO DISGLIGE HOW LITTLE SHE LIKED IT, SHE OVERCOMPENSATED. TIVE ALWAYS WANTED FISSILE MATERIAL BUT NEVER WOULD HAVE SPENT ON IT FOR MYSELE/ OH, THANK YOU MY DARLINGS. THANK YOU/ SHE BEGAN TO PUSH BACK, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE FOR THEM TO BELIEVE HER Zz OH GRANNY, YOURE SO SELFELESS, BUT WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT/ HOW LOVELY/ 0-232 AWD U-335. YOU WENT ALL OUT/ f XO Sr | , moaae THE SURVIVORS WOULD REMEMBER TWO MASSES THAT NIGHT: CHRISTMAS... BY THE TIME THINGS BECAME DANGEROUS IT WOULD’VE BEEN TOO AWKWARD TO CHANGE ANYTHING. SWEET-PEA, IM A BIT WORRIED THE GARAGE IS PRECISELY 21718 OUNCES AWAY FROM ACHIEVING NUCLEAR CRITICALITY. Ns YOURE SO POLITE, NANA O., HEY, DID YOU SEE THAT ex OF | RA 6 | A AND CRITICAL. Other words found are: AUWAYS; BLUE; MNGELES; EARLY; Tl; 0-222; HER.; GIET; OY; SHOULDN'T; PRECIGELY; THIS; URANIOM.; IMMIGRATION; ANB; “PEAR; YOU'RE; LOVELY; INFO/; BACK; URANIUM,; HER,; LOVELY’; MUCH; DARLINGS; SELFLESS,; TM; BONUS; INORRIED; HAVE.; ANO; T; AFTER; FLASH; NZS; BROUGHT; i; ALINAYS; smbc-comics.com; CUNCES; To; CHRIS; SELELESS,; smbbc-comics.com; COMIC; HAVE,; iT,; 2.1718; OW; 'S; ]; EVERY; TMA; $0...; WOULD'VE; POLICY,; OCCASION,; NEW; GRANNY.; EVER; WOBLD; LIGHT?; NANA/; WORRIED.; ITS; BUYERS; SIWEET-PEA,; YOU!; RAGE; You; TMAG...; AINAY; REALLY,; CRITICALITY,; YOO; CRITICAL...; eas; CLICK; MORE; SO...; WOULD'VE.; 0-235.; T'VE; URANIUM; OU; DISGUISE; MYSELF/; ACHIEVING.; T'VEe; MUCH. | STILL BETTER THAN SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS. NO) Q Other words found are: |
99 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/jurassic | I am prepared to offer my services to the writing of Jurassic Park Part 17. | WE TOOK BLOOD FROM WE THEN SEQUENCED IT, FILLED ANCIENT MOSQUITOS IN THE GAPS WITH MODERN CAUGHT IN AMBER. REPTILE DNA, AND CREATED THESE TYRANNOSAURUS EGGS. DNA DEGRADES TOO QUICKLY J J THEN WHAT IN THE HELL. FOR THAT TO BE POSSIBLE. DID I SEQUENCE? THERE'S NO WAY YOU RECOVERED A 65 MILLION YEAR OLD GENOME. PROBABLY CONTAMINATION FROM THE HUMAN WHO DID THE WORK, Smo: Comucs cam Other words found are: gmbc-comics.com; POSSIBLE,; The; }; N; |; DONA; TC; AMBER; T; \N; SEQUENCE; ERCM; HELL; EGGS,; S; PTHEN; 2; MG; Ssmbc-comics.com; THERE; MOSGUITOS; Smbec-comies.com | THE GLASSES ARE AN EPIGENETIC EFFFECT. Other words found are: EFFEECT |
100 | https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pood | This joke is exactly as complicated as you think it is. | FACT THE 'PCOD' IS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT, EQUAL TO APPROXIMATELY 16 KILOGRAMS FACT THE ‘BATMAN! IS A UNIT OF MEAGUREMENT, EQUAL TO APPROXIMATELY 1 KILOGRAM CONCLUSION: FOR ANY EGUATION THAT CONTAINS A MASS-SQUARED TERM, YOU CAN DO THE FOLLOWING SS PLEASE EXPRESS YOUR ANSWERS WITH BATMAN-POODS. Other words found are: FACT:; 'POOD"; KILOGRAM.; "POOD"; ANSINERS; "BATMAN"; KILOGRAMS.; "BATMAN; TI; EQUATION; KILOGRAM,; T!; "BATMANT; FOLLOWING:; WIT! | I SPENT AN EMBARRASINGLY LONG AMOUNT OF TIME TRYING TO FIND A NON-OBSCURE EQUATION THAT PRODUCES NEWTON-POODS, AND IT STILL CAN'T SHAKE THE FEELING THAT I'M MISSING SOMETHING OBVIOUS. Other words found are: IM; T; NON-O8SCURE; NON-CBSCURE; EMBARRASSINGLY; TM; NON-OBSCORE |