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What would you do if you were a man for a day?What would you do if you were a woman for a day?What do you use your Mturk money for?What question would you ask people on mturk?What's your house smell like?What was the last thing you touched before you got on the computer?If you could give life to one inanimate object what would it be?You have been sentenced to death, sorry. How would you like to be killed?How old do you feel?Is there anyone you truly hate?What do you want for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Yule/Festivus?What do you think will happen when you die?What makes you different?Who has been the biggest influence on your life?If you could be an expert at anything what would it be?What do you think about before you fall asleep?What's your favorite word?Write what ever you want and submit.What's your best practical joke?What do you want written on your tombstone?If you could have any animal as a pet what would it be?Tell us a personal secret.Unavoidable circumstances have landed you in a death match with a horse sized duck, how will you win?What is the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?What horrible event caused Andy to ban whistle?What's your favorite song to sing when no one is around?I would ______ if I could _________.You find a magic lamp in your underwear drawer and a genie pops out, what are your three wishes?Oscar Smith has been convicted of crimes against humanity, what should his punishment be?What is your favorite joke?If you had one free punch, who would you use it on?Zombies have taken over, what do you do?You've spent the last ten years of your life building a time machine for the express purpose of a booty call with someone in the past, who is it?

You've just become dictator of the world, what is your first law?If you were a stripper what would your stage name be?What is your worst fear?Where would you bury a body if you didn't want it to be found?What do you want?What are your favorite books?Best thing you ever spent money on?What is your favorite Tv show?What is your favorite movie?
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Pee on someoneLook at myself naked.BeerHow many hours a day do you do this?dogsHeadphonesTeddy BearsHumanely, sedated then injected with something that will stop my heart.25my familyA one year gift subscription to Netflix.Nothing, it's the end of your existenceThe fact that I'm the same as everybody else.My sister.Mixed martial artsThe day I had, what I am doing tomorrow, people in my life.Universeyour motherStretching a piece of saran wrap over a toilet seat.He died like he lived.A fuking bear so i could torture the sheet out of it.I kissed a girl and I liked it.Break it's leg off and beat it with it's own severed leg.I was wasted and I cut my arm.UnknowI'm sexy and I know it!I would eat my own doo doo if I could get Masters.To be 50 lbs. thinner, the wars in the Middle East will end, and our country will have better leaders.He is forced to do his own HITs for eternity. And try to survive on the pay from them alone.What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and George Bush? A pimp with a speech impediment.My ex-wifeI fortify a video rental store with a generator as my base of operations and watch movies all gosh darn day.Betsy Ross. She had nimble fingers.end nsa type screening and recordingGlamour Girldying in a fireI’d bury it under a fat kid's swing set.Health.Wings of fire,My lost story,Discovery of indiaMy car.frasierWhen Harry Met Sally
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put my dick in things and pee on stuff from afar.play with vaginapaying billsWhy don't you want anyone to know who you are, ******?FoodMy phoneSnow shovelPlease kill me in my sleep with a needle so I don't know.18GodI have 6 grown children , I would like a picture of all of them together for Christmas .I will be in a coffinI am very emotional.Commander SpockChemistryMy boyfriendlovethanks for the pennyA set of "wild eyes" contact lenses that look like yellow with cat-slit irises. Pop 'em in before you go to see someone and see how long it takes them to notice.Reserved for later useyer momI have sucked dick for drugs.Poke out its eyes!I sprain my ankle by trying to impress a chick once.Morning Train - By Sheena EastonI would run for President if I could afford it.all the money I could ever spend. equallity among all mankind, world peacehaving to do his own hits, as well as Brelig's, and then reject them in front of his face.Knock knock. Who's there? Queen. Queen who? Queen my dishes please.Donald RumsfeldHave a quick fap and then kill myself.My highest school crush at age 19Submit to me or dieSir Swagalotbeing paralizedIn the SoilpeaceThe Outlander series by Diana Gaboldon, and the Hamish MacBeth and Agatha Raisin series by M.C. BeatonA trip to Disney WorldDexterShaun of the Dead
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Write my name in the snowGet naked, and convince other women to join me.I use MTurk money to buy things been needing/wanting for a while, but haven't wanted to let go of the cash like new computer, tools, etc.What is love?jamba juiceMy pet dragon.my refridgeratorSleeping pills45No, hate is too strong of a word to describe my feelings toward people. I hate behaviors and actions but not people.CashI suppose nothing will happen. I will just cease to exist.My haircut..my grandmainventing things :)Goals and my life in general.Jabberwocky!!I will be the best.this is the best practical joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V239YMrHAusRIP...I don't know.a tigerI'm cheating on my husband.Throw un reasonably stale, hard loaves of bread at it while running away, and pray that it hits and I knock it out cold.I broke a toe and the nail kicking a brick wall.wreckingball by miley cyrusI would work a real job if I could give a fuck.My first wish would be for a bank account with 500 million dollars in it. The second would be that I would live to the age of 300. The third would be that I would always have good luck.Paying 1000 times more than his normal rate.Lindsay Lohan is so dumb, her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.Justin BieberGrab Daryl Dixon!Sophia Lorenpermenantly erase all simpsons seasons after season 8BANJOI am scared of water.Under the sea10000short storiesMy NOOK Color.Doctor WhoTitanic
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Urinate while standing.Buy a vibrator.pet foodHow much did you make today?RainMy SonGuitarpainlessly35There are too many for me to even narrow it down :(a new laptopMy daughter will bury me cheap, and then go shopping. :) Happy Thanksgiving!My insanely good looks and sense of humor.my momperfecting my manscapeGirlsconundrumI'm Old GregTake screenshot of desktop, setting it as desktop background and remove icons. Watch hilarity ensue.Lived.tigerI have foot fungus.Well I wouldn't unless I had about 8 pounds of bread one me. But I'd still probably get dead :(Going off a bike jump too fast and the front wheel hit first. My shoulder hit the handlebar and I broke my shoulder.Can't Fight This Feeling, by R.E.O. Speedwagon.I would kill someone to get the master's qual.to be the hottcst chick in the world,to be the richest person in the world and for my kids to always be safe so i never have to worry about themdeath, brokeback mountain style.A family walks into a talent agency...Dick CheneyJoin in on the fun and become a zombie.Mariah Carey in her younger daysNo more war.Professional strippersFabioIn the woods behind my house.I want healthHarry Potter series, Gunslinger, Under the Dome, Quiet, Fight ClubLeisure HolidaysThe UniverseLord of Rings
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finally figure out what it feels like to fuck a womanRage on someone and then blame it on hormones.extras--like dog treats, meals out.how much do you turk a dayDog fartsa sandwichlaptopFiring Squad30the philidelphia eaglesA jobThe people that I have known and loved will keep my memory alive always.My intelligenceMy grandmaJiu JitsuUsually about things I need to do as soon as I get up or whatever I just watched on TV.indubitablyI want to win the second Poerball prize this SaturdayQ: What does a panda cook with? A: A pan, duh!He was a good guygiraffei like to eat babiesUse my horse sized dick to pummel it to death.I got drunk and tried pulling a pizza out of the oven with my bare hands.AaronI would pass one hundred kidney stones to own a porsche.Health, harmony and prosperity for all.Death!Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.godrun.Daniela Bianchiarrest all criminalsMagic Martinhaving sex with my momNext to me, in bed.i want more money and peaceful lifeThe Akbar & Birbalxbox 360FriendsTitanic
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masturbation and sexGo in the women's bathroom.Buy stuff on amazon.com.Are you happy?CinnamonMy catmy vibratorDEATH BY CHOCOLATE OF COURSE!!!!!35No.iphone 5c!I believe the Bible. My soul would go before the Throne of GodI have quadruplets, I'm left-handed, and I don't have any depth perception.My momeating jello using chopsticksMy billselizaHello. How are u doing?I put my little brother's hand in warm water while he slept. He wet the bed.Here lies a man who won the game.CatI think I'm an alien spirit trapped in a human body.You made my pagemonitor ding with bluejay..now I'm heartbroken..and the duck can eat me :(.fell down some stairs while i was drunkUsher - BurnI would die for peanut butter.1) Good paying HITs for all mTurkers; 2) Financial security; 3) That the genie will find a different place to live.300 years in prison, forfeiture of his billion dollar empire of crapitude, and a class action lawsuit by all turkers so we can reap the rewards and 1 percent of a pennyWhy did the chicken cross the road? Because I am unfunny and unoriginal :(. I will go shoot myself now. Thanks a lot. You've ruined my day. This clearly shows how little self-esteem and self-confidence I have. I certainly feel useless at times (Strongly Agree). Wtf... Am I ranting right now? I clearly have some problems. But I'm glad you actually took the time to read all this. It just means that you have too much time on your hands also. I seriously don't know why you're continuing. Anyway, I popped this huge ass zit on my nose the other day. Duuude... Have you ever had the absolute satisfaction of seeing the zit "squirt" it's byproduct onto the mirror. It's was so disgusting, but soooo satisfying at the same time. I almost wanted another zit to pop to sense that thrill and satisfaction again. By the way, to get to the other side....old friends, can't decide who.I go to the source of the outbreak, the plasma donation center and look for answers. I find the plasma ray gun that destroys zombies since they were preparing for this all along. I set out on a mission to destroy all zombies and save the world. In the end I have total world domination with everyone bowing down at my feet with thanks and praise.axl rose late 80s early 90sMORE MAX POWERS.Tits HemingwaydeadI would bury it under the ocean.A big houseHarry Potter series and The House Of Dies Drear.ComputerWalking DeadRocky
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Annoy my girlfriend and walk around shirtless. Maybe hit on a girl just to see what happens.Have sexPurchases on Amazon.comWhy do you use mturk?Like arabica coffeeMy legMy shoesPIE40No, but there are plenty of people that I really, really dislike.For Stoya to come to my house and play Mario KartI will go heaven.I'm weirdMy mom.FlyingWhat I am going to wear tomorrow.pussyHow could I ask for anything more?What would you do for a klondike bar?Always stood up for what he believed inA polar bear!I crapped my pants in 2nd gradeKick it where it hurts and run.Ran into the wall.Toxic by Britney SpearsI would drive race cars if I could do it without ever dying.1) no more democrats 2) dumb people can't vote(but since democrats don't exist anymore, that's a bit redundant, but still...) 3) no more democrats again(just in case genie screwed up or misheard me the first time)CHICKENS. CHICKENS UNTIL DEATH.How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesar'sHank from Breaking BadPack my shotgun and get out there do some zombie hunting!Fabio, of courseWorld peace for allfrito-lay..get it?loolspidersI'd become a contractor, start doing driveways and bury it underneath somebody else's driveway as I was working. HypotheticallyworkingTo kill a mockingbird, OLIVER TWISEan electronic cigaretteLaw and Order SVUThe Warriors Way
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Play a real guys basketball game when I could actually play competitively and dunk the BALL!definitely find another woman to have fun withGoes into savings. Moving out and gotta save.How to make more moneyKittens and sunshine.my catIt would be a table in a busy restaurant because the stories that it has heard through the years would be amazing.While driving a car very quickly28hitlerMy electric and cable bill paid for a month.I hope I'll be reincarnated as a Conan O Brian lookalikemy genetic code / DNA makeup differentiates me from everyone elseMy motherI would want to be an expert at mediating. My family always seems to have conflict with me stuck int he middle. I just wish I could fix it!I think about my day, and then weird half asleep dream stuffconfusionThe boy bought the applesauceplacing an air corn under my coworkers chairThe club can't even handle me right now.I honestly would like a dolphin, they are so smart.i cheated right before my wedding.Sam SandwichWalked into a closed doorMy Name Is - EminemI would donate 80% of it if I could get a million dollars.A million dollars, a lover and a big, city apartment.doing his own hits for the rest of his life. and then having every last one of them be posthumously rejected.A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?". The horse says nothing, because horses cannot speak, or fathom the english language. The horse then walks out of the bar, knocking over a table on its way out.WWF Wrestling!Join themmy girlfriendKitties. Everyone must love kitties.Slim WellsTo be caught in some sort of conspiracy where everyone except me is in on it, kind of like in the movie Hot Fuzz.About 5 miles out into the desert anywhere on I-10 between here and the next town North.ETERNAL PEACEThirukkural BooksteakMagnum P.I.Drum Line
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I would pee standing up and walk around without a shirt on.look at myself a lot in the mirror and try masturbating. Try to flirt with guys.I use the money to give to my kids for their allowances.worst requester of all timeChickenMy bedroom door knobA teddy bear.Shot to the head.okNoporsche 911My soul will linger for a bit, then enter a new baby at birth and I will be new again.Everybody's different; I don't suffer from exceptionalism.My motherI would like to know more about psychology and be an expert.when I have to wake up in the morning >.<LogisticalI can't wait for the new season of Game of Thrones. I miss all of my old friends.What do you call a scared cat?she tried to be kindA dolphin.I shave my legsI will poop on the ground in front of the duck. It will be so transfixed by the shiny guns poking out of my turds that it will forget I'm there. Then Iuse a knife to remove the clip of a lead pencil and cut my nail a quarter inBarbie Girl <3 It's also my favorite song to karaoke as long as I can bully some random guy into being Ken!I would eat glass for $1000to go back in time and change some of the situations in my past, to always have enough wealth to live comfotably, for my family to never have hardships.He should have to enter business cards for another requestor's hits.what did the horse have a long face? because it has cancer.an abusive relativeI would join them. After all, they have taken over. Why live in fear when you can be the majority?Charles GardnerNo more discrimination!BUNGHOLE MUTTONFARTSVampiresin the desert.HappinessFor whom the bell tolls ,The tale of two cities,War and Peace,And quiet flows the don,Oru Desattinte Katha,Mayyazhippuzhayude Theerangalil (On the Banks of the River Mayyazhi) ,NalukettuLiving in New York CityFace the Nationbabys day out
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If I were man for a day I would go around and open doors for women, help them with their groceries and in general be a gentleman.Go to the gym and spend the day in the womans locker roomIt helps pay the bills!have u killed anyone?rocksa coffee cupMy coffee cup so it could go fill itself upLethal injectionI feel like I am 75 years old and I am 59I hate the man who murdered my father.For all my credit debt to just disappear.Go to heavenMany things make me different. Genetics, personality, lifestyle, quirkiness, love for dogs, shyness, love of reading, you name it! We are all different.My children have been the biggest influence in my life. :)fashion designmy billsloveBut what if I don't want to write anything?Faking my deathEventually all things become oneA nice cati hate peopleby out smarting itUsing a knife to cut frozen pudding out of the little plastic cup they come in. Turns out knives go through plastic quite easily. I stabbed through the plastic and went about an inch under my finger nail.Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills...In the most high-pitched voice I can manage.I would eat broccoli for every meal if I could shit out organic broccoli and reuse it.peace on earth, personal health, elimination of cancerdie in a fireMy favorite joke is when I search for "taste" and see a blue hit. Then I think "Oh shit, TOTW qual!" and I'm super stoked... for about 3 seconds... and then I realize it's you again. And I cry.A person who abuses the elderly.Go and find the biggest meanest looking man I can, and offer him my body in return for protection!Martha WashingtonMy first law is to lower the volume at concerts so I don't have to wear earplugs that make everything sound like it's underwater and awful!Kitty GlitterMy worst fear are anti-GMO fear mongering hippies.In the middle of a fieldI NEED MORE NO OF HITS TO WORK FROM YOUR SIDEgame of thronesBack surgery.Dr. OzDawn of the Dead
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Enjoy a day of not having any sexual harassment walking around.sexEverything!How poor are you?many, many candlescoffee et alcarExcessive application of years.30NoI want to air my grievances for Festivus... that's all I want.If I'm lucky, someone will take me out in the forest so my molecules can mix back into the world and get a new start. I don't believe in an anthropomorphic God who is mayor of a place called Heaven.my personality makes me different, no one has the same personalityMy FatherTheoretical physics.Aww crap, I only have X amount of hours to sleep!Thankwhat ever you want and submit.Years ago for April Fool's Day, I gave my dad a fake piece of mail "from" the DMV that said they were recalling his driver's license because the photo was far too flattering and might cause other people to envy it and want theirs retaken. He actually fell for it temporarily.Freedom's just another name for nothing left to losefabiosaurusrexI lift things upStab him with a knife.Got Drunk and fell off a staircareCalifornia Girls by Katy Perry. 22 year old male here. No shame.I would watch all of The Big Bang Theory if I could watch the final 3 episodes of Breaking Bad right now.Jedi mind powers, infinite money, end all wars and ethnic disputesto do 20,000 of his own hitsWhat did the firefly's teacher say to his parents? "Your son is very bright!"this bitch named chandraBuy duct tape and batteries.Jennifer Love HewittMandatory "alternative" energy source minimums for everyone.tommo the teasehaving an unhealthy childforesthappinessDiary of Anne Frank, You can win, The monk who sold his Ferrari, One night at the call center.shoppingHell's KitchenSaving Private Ryan
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Do the heavy lifting and projects that I'm unable to do around the houseStay in bed all dayFor paying my electric and water bills at home.Why they are still in beta.Cinnamon and cloves!TV REMOTEMy playstationoverdose of a pleasant narcotic40YesbitcoinsI think I'll get eaten by bugs, that will be eaten by chickens, that will be eaten by the people that eat the chickens. You hear that? I WILL BE INSIDE OF YOU. And don't think you're safe, Vegetarians; I'll be inside of the plants once the chicken poo fertilizes them to help them grow. I'll be inside of all of you. Just you wait and see.All the love I have in my heart. Also my pink orange alien eyes.My uncle. Raised me since i was a teen during a difficult time. Always been here for me.The universeThe days eventsMeatballsIt is late and I need to go to bed. Good Night. I hope you have agreat and fun day. I also want to hug my wife. Which I will.I altered my voice to sound different over the phone.Loving wife and motherLionI love women!climb on its back and ride it until it is exhaustedBumped into a glass door.Thong SongI would walk 500 miles if I could get a gfToys for my son, a house, flying carpet to my homeBlasted into space without an internet connection.What's brown and sticky? A stick.I would use it on Joe Biden cause I hate his face!stock up on weapons and build a fortified baseSmokey and the Bandit Bert Reynolds. Yum.don't call me before noon or after midnightStrankyHomelessnesshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TxjrHPHypAI want IT ALL!Gone with the Windnookbreaking badMean Girls
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If I was a man for a day, I would be able to rearrange all the heavy furniture in my house just to have a fresh and differnent look, just for the fun of it!Go to the bar and see how many free drink I can getSaving for an emergency fund.how are you doing today?febreze right nowsunglassesTVsShot to where I am killed instantly25Certainly not.An exercise bikeYou turn into wormfood in the most ecologically efficient manner possible.my sense of style/fashionMy dadmaking $$$$That I will be able to fall asleep.mooI want money!putting tape across the hallway and letting my gf walk into itAll hail the Queen!Golden RetieverI plan on ruling the world someday.I would duck when it came at me with its deadly bill, and duck underneath it, between its legs, then poke at its soft underbelly with my pointy shoe until it fled or it ducked the whole death match.burned myself on a hot panCome Fly With Me by Frank SinatraI would kill my former boss for any large amount of money1. A winning megamillions lottery ticket, 2. a large house on acreage in the cascades 3. a vast library of rare novels and other print materialto be locked in solitary confinement until he can raise his bail....by transcribing business cards for .02 each.What is a crows favorite food? Corn on the CAWWWWWWB (get it? lol)myselfBuy some rum, sit on a hill side and watch what's happening down below.Alicia SilverstoneBITCH YOU BEST BE HITTIN THAT BONG BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME.Jiggle BillyLosing my child.I would send the body through a wood chipper then use the chopped meat that came out as chum for sharks and then set the wood chipper on fire/blow it up to erase forensic evidence. This way I would be rid of the dead body and get to have an adventure swimming with sharks.pizzaHitchhiker's Guide To The Universe and also pretty much anything written by Ray Bradbury. I love sci-fi.my laptopFriendsIron Man 2
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MasturbateI would probably go about my normal routine, just to see how things I normally do change based on my gender. That way I also have a frame of reference for what I consider "normal" behavior.personal billsHow many friends do you have IRL?Cat poop, because of all the litter boxes.glass of juicecomputerslethal injection49Yes, my half-sisterA free plane ticket.I will go to heaven and live in a mansion and have a million cats.I have an IQ of 140.my momsexlifeaudacityBiological nanobots are real, and they are coming.to hide someone's water glassBest woman lies hereA baby mountain lion.I'm batmanPunch it in the dick.I stepped off the stairs before I got to the bottom and broke my foot!Hit me baby one more time..I would steel a million dollars if I could get a way with it.1) That all illnesses will be forever cured. 2) Five billion dollars, with no strings attached. 3) That I could have wings, that I could fly with.He should have to do his own HITs. All of them.a blind man walks into a bar.Myself. I'm parched and could use some refreshment.MasdturbateGregory Peck or Alexander the GreatLegalize Potstripping showIncreasing Weightthe center of the earth.HappinessShakespeare booksSHOPPINGX-FilesTHUPPAKI
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The same sort of things I do everyday as a woman. I'd only have to contend with having different genitalia.Go to a spa get a mani-pedicure then get dressed up and go out for a night on the town and see how the other half lives.Shoppingdo you turk in the nudeToast.I have I horrible habit of cupping my balls and penis while just scrolling with the most for a long period of time.A Redwood Treedrugged in my sleep16No.Under Armour HoodieI will go to heaven.I'm disabled.My familyI would want to be a destination specialist, sharing my knowledge of exotic locales that I have visited.How comfy my bed is.fibonacciHarro, how are youSuperglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.Here lays my skeleton.It would be a dog.I love watching some kid's shows.I'd pull out duck sauce from my utility belt and scare him from the smell of his own race.I played with box cutters when I was only a few years old =[I Will Always Love YouI would punch babies in the face if I could never have to work again.1. Million dollars 2. Paid-off home with 2 acres of wooded land 3. Another underwear drawerhe has to do his own hits and only his and live off only what he makes off them!Knock Knock Jokes, no matter how stupid they always make me laughI would use it on the woman who has ruined my daughter's life. (I'm being vague for legal reasons.)If you can't beat them, join them.Heath LedgerChicken's can now cross roads without having their motives questioned.JessicaExam ResultI wouldn't bury it, I would chop it up and use it as fish food.MoneySue Grafton, Mary Higgins Clark are my fav authorsCarorange is the new blackLa vita è bella (aka: Life Is Beautiful)
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Go fishing all day and drink beer.masturbate all day!!!To pay my billsWhy aren't you more productive?baconchickena ladderfirst man sent to mars22definitely notI want 10,000 approved hits for Christmas day! Will Santa turk in my place, please?!I hope I get to be a ghost and just run around the world invisible. I'd likely just stick near places where hot chicks take showers.The fact that I am of age and yet choose not to drink.FabioMathPassing outpetrichorpublicly anonymous answers rock!putting habanero sauce on the friend's vibratorShe is much loved, even in death and will be missed.Penguin!!i tell all my coworkers (very liberal) that i'm a democratTickle it to death with its giant feathers.got careless in a chemistry class and blew up chemicals in my eyes. yep, i also wasn't wearing goggles. real dumb.dota basshunterI would do a 1 penny HIT if Oscar Smith was bashed in it.Long and healthy lives for my children, Lenny Kravitz for me, and the story behind the math requester.Make him walk the plank.What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSSSHHHHmy previous boss.accumulate weaponsscar joThat everyone must live in peace.MunnunoOne of my kids being hurt or dying.Hmm, that's a toughy. I don't think I would bury it. Maybe get something else to eat it? Like barracudas in the ocean. They are viscous.i want a jobThe Outsiders by S.E. Hinton, Let Me Call You Sweetheart by Mary Higgins Clark and the Sookie Stackhouse series by Charlaine Harris.My guitarsmtv roadiesThe Mummy
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Jerk offSee if I get constantly harassed by men, play with my private parts, and wear women clothes, and makeup.beerDo you feel itchy right now?lillies of the valleyMy dogWalls at work or home . It would be great if the walls could talk.needle39noA car.go to heavenEverything.My Mommaking things cold. fire is nice but it's not ice.I think about my first ex boyfriend cuddling with me.gorramBeing poor sucks.I told my grown children that I was pregnant . I'm 54 and they believed me . It was April Fools day and I never play jokesHere likes Ted, not a bad dude.I would love to have a pet dinosaur just like Dino from the Flintstones.I reallyMy training from the game Duck Hunt on the old original Nintendo will pull through for me for the win!I slipped and fell picking up my dog from out of the bath tub. This resulted in a concussion.any justin bieber oneI would finally do some Oscar Smith HITs if I could be healthy for the rest of my life.Joy, True freedom, Inner peaceTo do Brelig's hits all day erryday!Mickey Mouse gets a call from his lawyer, the lawyer tells him "Mickey I'm sorry, but you can't divorce Minnie just because she's crazy" Mickey says "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy"My dad for leaving me.DieMiley CyrusMy first law would be no discrimination. Race, gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity, etc.2inchthickhaving Bryanmd88 fart in my mouthAt a building site where they are about to pour a concrete slab.I want 30 hrs in a dayGame of thrones volumes.My new computertop gearSuperbad
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Play with my man parts and hit on women.Have sex with a man to see what it feels likePay my billsWhat is your deepest sexual fantasy?Sad Dominos pizzaMy beer mugcarOrgy of supermodelsreally oldThe man who almost let me die of cancersafetyI think I'll be missed.I have a unique set of talents that no one else has including dog training, writing and art!my mother in lawReal estate investingsheepTranquilityDon't tell me how to live my life!!!!!I put fake dog poop in my mom's bathroom and she freaked out pretty bad since she hated the dog being in her room/ bathroom despite the fact he constantly liked going in there.I came here for a taco but all I got was a guy named paco. He came walking down the street with a walkman on and then he cave me the corporate eye.white siberian tigerSssssshhhhh....I have a penis....don't tell nobodiesI'll summon my army of duck sized horses of course.Fell off a house.Stormy WeatherI would shit all over myself and stand naked in Central Park for 1 million dollars.A house, A car, A hot wife.doing his own hits for 100 yearsWhats green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs dickthe person who invented punchingI gather up what I need and any others that have survived and I hit the road and seek safety.abraham lincolnban religiondynamic dongulousDeathIn the woods. I would bury it in the woods.financial freedomwings of fireA wallet for my boy friend. He only likes one kind and they are not expensive but they are hard to find.NCISX-Men Wolverine , the haunted house
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Have sex just to see what it feels like as a man.Depends on how big my boobs wereJunk foodHas your mind turned to sludge yet?Baking soda.a penDildonuclear blast25noXbox OnenothingI have a goat farm.My grandmother was extremely instrumental in who I am today.Martial ArtsMy boyfriend.reallyThank you for providing all of your great HITs. I love doing them. Keep up the excellent work.I was always a big fan of having your friend get behind someone on their hands and knees and then pushing the person over.I told you I was sick.TigerI like the smell of my own fartsI will pluck out multiple feather from his body and tape them to my arms. This magical duck will presumably give me magical feathers which will allow me to fly high above him and fall down from hundreds of feet and land on his head. This fall will kill him and only break my legs.I was sweeping at my last real job, and somehow whapped myself in the eyeball with the end of a broom handle. Workman's comp for 2 weeks and a solid red eye. Beeeeeeuuuauuauauauaaaaatifulllll!!!!1!!1!!oneLady in White by RebelutionI would love to plan a heist if I could get away with it.1) world peace 2) adamantium genitals 3) more wisheslife in prisonI used to be a Giants fan but now i'm a small air conditioner. (corny but funny).a babyStill your mom.a younger Sandra Bullockeveryone is equalhulkbeing alone, forevera cemetaryA jobthe time machine harry potterMy HouseCommunityPursuit of Happyness
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I would have a normal "man" day- go to the gym, hit on women, go to the bar, eat meat, drink beer!Pleasure myselfTowards bills food or gas.How do you make the most money?Febreze airfreshener.my cattvHanging32ObamaRunning shoesI'll drift through the cosmos.I'm different because I'm ethical all of the time.My motherrelationshipswhat I have to do in morning.Swine"I cannot distinguish a gay man from a straight man…After 35 years of knowing John Waters I turn to my wife and I said to her, ‘I have the feeling that this man is gay.’” ~~Werner HerzogPutting a whoopie cushion under someone's chairLoving Wife and MotherA unicorn.i do drugsI would DUCK and weave.I blew on some hot macaroni on a spoon and it pushed it across the spoon and then it came back, slipped off and burned my nose.Bennie and the JetsI would be willing to die at the age of 40 if I were able to have sex with any porn star of my choosing at any given time.genital paper cuts, max powers, and peanut butterForced to watch 'Friday' by Rebecca Black on a loop for two years.Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler!My ex-husbandJoin their legion, duh.Virgin MaryMy first law a dictator would be no more arbitrarily assigning role of dictator of the world to people via Mechanical Turk.Oreo DebraMy worst fear, besides my death or my children dying, is finding a snake in the house, particularly in the refrigerator or under the bed. I have nightmares about that regularly.forestPeaceI like all of the Chronicles of Narnia, with the Magician's Nephew being a favorite, and Dawn Treader. I also like Emily of New Moon and Anne of Green Gables by L. M. Montgomery and the Wizard of Oz series (not just the first book) by L. Frank Baum.I bought a HDTV.Downton AbbeyCOOL HAND LUKE
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Buy clothes because the sizes would be universal!Head to a bar and see how women are treated from the other side.health insurance premiumsStar Trek or Star WarsDog and slightly stale airTrail mix. It now has a new home in my tummy. But I'll probably evict it tomorrow. (by pooping, I mean).CarsEaten to death by an overweigbt woman.40Taylor SwiftCold, hard cashI think my soul will leave my physical body and enter the spiritual realm to find out how this life succeeded :)I never give up, and I like to eat lemons.My childrenLearning languages.What to have for breakfast in the morning.PeanutI wish I was able to make more moneyOn April 1st, walk around looking mischevious. Allow your friend to work themselves into a panic. Do nothing.I'll be back.A cat!I never liked my family's pet dog.I will drug him and them beat him in the face.Alcohol. Stay away.Lady' Gaga's Bad RomanceI would love max powers if he could post a dollar hit for meFor all diseases to be cured, for fail proof business that supplies ever replenishing money and for no more war.Banned from mturk.What's the difference between a Mexican and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have a tattoo of a Mexican.Mike TysonPut on my transparent duck suit, cause hey who would want to eat a fat fuck in a see threw duck suit!!!Mork from OrkEveryone must watch anime. muahaha.ROZARIOThat they will find the body that I just buried.at a pig farmI want food, cloth and residence.THE WHITE TIGERgamesCriminal MindsTitanic
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Flirt with women.after I got bored of playing with my tits, I would go see how easily men are seduced.moving in the near futureHow'd you end up here?ChinchillasMy cell phoneMy carDeath by Snu-Snu! (=^ D) (D^ =) (=^ D) (D^ =) (=^ D)25No i dislike some people be do not truely hate anyone!!a set of nose rings and giftcards to targetMy body will reincarnate into a zombie and I will spread infections to all mturkforum users. I then will be shot in the head by Hershal and meet Zingy in the clouds.i do what i loveno oneMaththe most interesting things that happened that day, for example something unusual that happened at work.Fucksmoke weedyou, after i fucked your mom. i'm committed to this, man.He lived a great life.hamsterI like Castlevania.mei use to be a cutter...i think thats about as stupid as you can getKiss by Prince. I dance, too.I would club baby seals if I could live without havnig to pay bills.enough money to be content and comfy. an alien armada to command. wolverine's healing abilitiesDo 10000 Oscarsit's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things, literally.The loud rude guy in the line at the grocery store bitching at the cashier making $7.60/hour to tolerate the abuse.hideDavid TennantMy first law would be that money is illegal. So that everyone would be one step closer to being equal.Gypsywhen i got strucked in floodsgraveyardA nice life.Paradise,Midnight Children,World around mefoodmtv roadiesJodhaa Akbar
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go to the gymStudy my brain functioning so I'd understand women better when I turned back into a male.I'm saving for a farmhouse.What is the most bonus you've ever made?Coffeedis ham sammichMy glass swanI would like to be burned to death28Yes, there is.I want a union suit and a new microwave.nothing, you just cease to exist.independenceMy husbandI would like to be a math expert so I could keep up with helping my sons do their math homework. "I'll never use this in real life" is a big misconception.What I am going to do tomorrow.wordI love my girlfriend more than she will ever know, even though I am not the lesbian she wants me to be.Pretending to be Max PowersLOLA monkeyim really freakishly good at pretending to care about peoples problems-but really i couldnt care lesshttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Wikipedia_Nes_Zapper.jpgdrunkenly and oftenI like to move it move it.I would do 1,000 squats if I could get a butt like Nicki Minaj.three more lamps with genies, boooooooooooya! Genitals spared! Then world peace and for Oscar to have to walk across the Sahara barefoot with only a computer filled with his HITs to comfort him.He should have to do John Brelig's HITsWhy is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.John MayerBecome a zombie, eat brains!That woman I hooked up with on a cruise to Mexico, she was a lot of fun.Require that no one pays tax on Mturk income!Lexxxusdeathin the oceanLIFE WITH FULL OF JOY.investment and bankingshoppingThe Big Bang TheoryEnter The Dragon
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If I were a man for a day I would attempt to find a partner and experience sex as a man.Touching myself all day; might as well.To pay the billsWhy do you use mturk?Incense and candles.bottle of pepsi cherry sodaPOKEMON!!!!!shot in the head blindfolded40Bill O'ReillyTo be lovedI can't even begin to thinkMy genetics.My ex-husbandMakeupSportsfemtoI love youHiding in the bushes with all the houselights on - on Halloween with the black Lab and scaring hell out of trick r treaters, then giving them cashShe was a loving wife and motherCatI could very easily become a pathological liarFeed it popcorn and rice.Showing off to the rest of the cub scout pack yelling "This is how you slide (on a frozen lake)!" taking a head first dive and getting a puncture wound in my head from an icycle.Barbie GirlI would sell my soul if I could get married on the Dallas Cowboys field.Have $5 billion, be able to speak german, have a ripped body.Complete solitary confinement, with no human contact, for 20 years.Did you hear about the dwarf bank robber? He's still at large.My dick neighbor, who pissed on my car yesterday because "anything goes on Labor Day". Maybe if it were Leap Day I would let it slide.Buy a gun and shoot them.DAVID BOWIEno clothes!smart stripperslosing my kidsIs Mars allowed? If not then how about Antarctica?moneyWar and Peacegold ornamentsDexterTitanic.
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sit around and do nothing like most men.Try to have lesbian sex.for unexpected expenses that come up; such as a car repair, and for "little treats" for myself such as a CD.What do you use the money for?CookiesMy dogmy computer, so it could interact with melethal injection17noA new coat.Your head will detach from your earthly body and float around wherever the prevailing winds take it.I have a photographic memoryMothercoding.How long before? One second before, one thinks of nothing.noneI'm hungry and wish I could just eat and not have to worry about weight.Shaving cream on hand of someone sleeping. Tickle them and make them hit themselves in the face with shaving cream.Blame it on Oscar.MeerkatI cheated on my income taxes last year and padded my return by about $300.00.Show him my turducken and tell him that I would love to have a ducturkentriping over airSunshine Day by the Brady BunchI would blow up a boat if I could sell my land.a large amount of money in the next few days, to get masters soon, to look like I did freshman year by next yearthe Gadaffi treatment!What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips.My ex-boyfriendMake some cheddar broccoli soupEleanor Roosevelt !!!!!!!!No more shark finning.freebirdHeightsNo, I would dump it into a body of waterTo someday dance with my wife at our grandson's wedding. He's currenty 9 years old.Twilight sagadrugsBig Bang TheoryInto the Wild
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Sit around in my underwear and play video games.Have lesbian sexair conditioningHow much time do you pour into it per day?Febreezea doorknobPhonedie of a sex induced heart attack with a bunch of pornstars35Yes.Dentures. I want the dental college to reopen to I can get my artificial teef.There is no moreFingerprintsMy dear parents!Fixing carsmy money and investmentspersonaWhy don't we play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!Telling my spouse that I quit my job ... on April 1.Just Another GuyDogI am afraid of waspsPin down the web feet and pluck it to death.Not me but...my coworker tells everyone he tore a ligament in his thumb at the gym. It's technically correct, but what actually happened is that he tore it trying to take off his sweaty sock in the gym locker room. It's been months and he's still wearing a brace on his hand.SOMEDAYYYYYYY MY PRINCE WILL COMMMMMMMMMMMMEI would shoot a nail gun into my foot if I could travel the world for free whenever I wanted.to kill fred, to get monay, to win at lifeHis punishment should be having to transcribe apology letters to everyone who ever didn't know better than to do his crummy HITs,How many prostitutes does it take to screw one attorneyZinGyGather up copious amounts of blood, do an airlift and coat every city in blood a la how they fight forest fires, lure them honkies in the cities, and nuke the shit out of everything.The DoctorAny one that commits murder not in self defense will be put to death at once also raping children is included in that.tits mageeMy worst fear is my son being seriously injured, with nothing I can do about it.The everglades I suppose.I need one AppleA Bend in the River, The Merchant of Venice.carlaw and order svuI am the legend
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Have sex at least once, for sure. Probably masturbate if I could fit it in.Use the fact that I am a woman to claim discrimination.billsWhy do you turk?onions and peppersAn Xbox controllerMy phone.lethal injection25No, just dislike.Peace in the worldGo to Heaven and be reunited with loved ones.I am special and uniqueMy fatherJapanese languageOh my god it's so fucking late I'm gonna be so tired tomorrow jesus christ I need to fall asleep ASAP I shouldn't have (watched that movie/masturbated again/finished that batch) oh lord...kerfuffleI am aloneOne time around Halloween I bought some fake blood capsules and pretended to cut my hand making food. I was a kid at the time and my family didn't have a car at the time so my mom was freaking out about how to get me to the hospital. Right when she was about to call an ambulance I told her the truth and pissed her off royally. I think I got a spanking for it but it was worth it.Here lies a special person who deserved so much more out of lifeA unicorn, duh.I once cost my school over 25I would win by pinning it under my body weight and breaking it's fragile bones.Walking on the street, with a tree that was just in front of me but I didn't see it.Born to RunI would suck a dick if I could work on TOTW100 Million Dollars, my own island that is free of all natural disasters and my daughter to be healed from her speech disorder.He should be imprisoned indefinitely, or until he pays $50 to get out. He can't use any money that he had prior to conviction though, and his only means of income should be eating gallon jars of mayonnaise at a rate of 2 cents per jar.How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. (A-thank you!)My motherGive in and become one of them.Mary Tyler Moore, circa 1962 in the stretch pants and sweaters on the "Dick Van Dyke" show.Never talk about fight club.buck nakedDeathI would weight it down with cement blocks and drop it in the middle of the oceani want happy in life and freedom.The Big Sleep, The Color of Magic, Get Shorty, The Stand, The Throat, CrashHomeThe Big Bang TheoryThe Conjuring
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I would go around topless in public as much as I could.Get my vagina slammed.Pay off debtWhat is the secret to masters?apple cinnamonTV remote controlA toilet -- nah, I'm not that cruel.swallow a poison pillI don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.my sister-in-lawMoney!I'll go to heavennot much - I am pretty much the same. I guess having webbed toes?My husband. I met him at age 15 and I've known him almost 20 years.An expert at tap dancing in the rain.SleepingwordHow much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Thumb to the eye, groin stuff, whatever it takes.My name and datesOne of those aliens from Mars AttacksI just jerked off to a picture of Bea Arther.Grab the duck buy the wings and hassle it down.I had a few drinks and decided I needed bacon, so I put some on the pan and cranked the heat up. When it came time to flip it, I burned myself with the grease. The grease burn even looks like bacon.Nine Inch Nails "Closer"I would fart all the time if I could get away with it.eternal happiness for my wife, eternal happiness for my daughter, world peace.StoningWhat do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.Merle from Walking DeadBoard myself up in my house and try to fend off with minimal household itemsThis girl I had a crush on, Sarah.Twerking without a license is punishable by immediate public stoning.Hot Buttered ToastMy parents not accepting meInside the church of scientology.i want to have a walk with my girlfriendTHE STORY OF MY LIFE, THE WINGS OF FIRE, I DARELaptopHouse M.D.Shawshank redemption
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Pee on everything.Play with myself (sorry, it's true)Bills, odds and ends, fun, life.how did unspun get masters and not mecooked baconInside of my nosea lampDeath by meteor.27No there is not.An insulated travel coffee mugMy soul will go to heaven and my body will be crematedI've figured out a really unique way to commit suicide that I will probably do once summer comes around.My DadHow to get that Oscar Smith money.All of the stupid things I did during the course of the day, and how silly I am for having done them.CleanThank you for the penny for my thoughts. It's very kind of you!tinsel on the mirrors to make it look broken. Works every time.Stay Away!A turking bear so I would get twice the honey.I've tried cocaine before.Duckhit myself with a sledge hammer while trying to hit something while sitting on the floorTempest by DeftonesI would go a week without eating, if i knew my wife and daughter would always be happy1) That I would die in my sleep before getting dependent & decrepit, 2) That I would be reasonably self-controlled in my eating, 3) That I would receive $1 million without anyone knowing.death by squirrelHow many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.Zingy. He's getting too powerful and must be stopped before he destroys Mturk.Direct a zombie musical.Patrick SwayzeTo rescind my dictatorshipGedoff De'StagecancerWELLa starbucks mocha frappacinoTwilightRound trip airline tickets to Cairo, EgyptDoctor WhoThe Package
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Have sex with my wife and play with my penis.make out with other womenpaying some billsAre you better today than you were 6 years ago.Cherries and Mangoesa mug full of teaThe Mars rover.In the most painful way possible. Sudden death maybeToday? 174. My bones are acheyyes. Aldolf Hitlera kitchenaid mixerMy boss might actually let me take a vacation.My preferencesMy daughter.basketballEarthquakesDefenestrationGod forgiveWhen I was screening calls on my old answering machine a friend would ask,"Are you there?" And I would pick up and say, "No, this isn't me."He was an Honest man.DOLPHINI kissed another girlI will throw sand in his face and he will get so angry he will forget about killing me and just go "Aw, phooey!"falling in loveI'm walking on sunshineI would eat a whole pound of glass if I could get my fiance to be happy every day.I'd wish for 10 million dollars, the ability to fly, and to set the genie free.drawn and quarteredDad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.The head of Westboro Baptist.find a sword and go ninjaGeorge ClooneyFabio must shave his head to provide me with a wig.Krystalseeing cockroachesI wouldn't bury it I would use chemicals to get rid of it forever.PeaceLord of the RingskindleSUPER JODIThe Others
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Watch the NFL and drink beer for 14 hoursI would record my experiences as material for a book.car paymentHow happy were you in your last or current romantic relationship?Vanilla candleswendy's #8A painting I own it is of a beautiful man who succeeds where history and myth have forbidden him to.pill30noperep and dems to work together instead of one side against the otherI am going to Heaven, and God loves me so much I will be going through the VIP gate. :)My winning smugness.My momParentingHow blessed I am and all of the wonderful things that are manifesting in my lifetopologyI wish I was able to do more to keep my family happy and taken care of.Gluing my own ass cheeks togetherDon't you.... forget about meDuck Billed Platypus named LerryI don't actually keep an enormous quantity of bread on hand at all times. I lied about that.Build it a giant bathtub for it to swim around.I was walking down steps while texting. I thought that I was going to the bottom, but I was on the third step.Moonage Daydream FUCK YEAHI would be a sex slave for a fat man for 24 hours if i could recieve $ 2 million.For my two sisters battling cancer to be well, for money to never be a concern, and to have a stress free lifeHe should be strapped to a chair and forced to listen to Justin Beiber and One Direction songs on a 24 hour loop.Knock knock. Who's there? Katy. Katy who? Katy Perry.I'd punch Lenny in the back of the head.Make a lot of money starting a Zombie Clicker Training CourseSacajaweaAll females once upon hitting the legal age of 18, must give me a blowjob!MeeraLife in jail.Bury it? Nah. I'd get a vat of fluorosulfuric acid and just throw it in there. Gone in no time. I know the new carborane acids are stronger, but where would I find enough of THAT to dissolve a body? Besides, with as new as that is, it's got to be expensive.i want cell phone and a big carlord of the ring seriesleather bound Agatha Christie booksImpractical JokersA Walk To Remember
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Jump up and down and see what it feels likeSpend the day in bed touching myself.FoodWhy don't you do the longer $1.00 surveys?Tide laundry detergentA water bottleA blanketdeath by dehydration from having too much sex with Scarlett JohanssonI'm feeling twenty twooooo. Ok, not really. I'm 43. But I don't feel any differently than I did when I WAS 22.No not at all.Playstation 4Brain activity stops, heart stops, decay begins. Death. Nothing more.my thinkingparentscookingweedCootieHappy HalloweenPretending to be murdered when my husband walks in the househere lies a wonderful motherA saber-toothed cat.I stole a candybar once.Climb a tree, don't think they'll get too far up the tree with webbed feet.I squeezed on my front brakes going super fast on my bicycle. I flipped over onto my face.Dance With Me - OrleansI would cut off my hair if I was able to meet my hero.The health of my DBF. Many years more for my parents. Wisdom for 3 of my grown up grand daughters (they think) to chose the right.he has to do all of the he has ever postedA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: Just take it easy. I can help. First let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: OK, now what?My bossScream and . . . RUN!John L. SullivanPonies for everyone.KareemFUTUREmarsthe Masters qualificationAll fairy tale books, Rich dad poor dad. Jokes books.Toys.arrowInception
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Open the door for a woman.I would explore my new body parts.buying groceries and cigarettesWhat is the best video game of all time?laundry detergentA glass Snapple bottleMy vibratorVery quickly in my sleep47devilmoney/giftcardsNothing you will be dead.My optimism. It never falters. I could be going down in flames and I still would be like don't worry everything gonna be ok. We'll figure this out.Jesus ChristThe mental game of chess.I try to think about nothing. If I am thinking about to much I can't sleep.noim hungryRing the doorbell and run awayDon't fear the ReaperAfrican LionSometimes i yank it to TrannysWhen the duck goes to bite me, I punch into its mouth and grab the back of it's throat and pull it's insides out.I had to get 4 stitches in my finger from prying apart frozen hotdogsRoots RadicalI would kill myself if I could be sure my family would be ok.My first wish would be for a cure for Cerebral Palsy, second would be for money, and third would be for a happier and healthier worldDoing Oscar Smith hits for eternity.The chicken jokemy bossI would use my family as zombie bait and kill all the zombies I could before going out in a glorious haze of brains.Danielle Gagnonall beaches are nude beaches from now onJames Canebeing aloneIn hydrofluoric acid in the desert, similar to Breaking Bad!peaceGod Father, Rolling Stone, Malgudi days, If tommorrow comes and Memories of Midnightmy dog bruno.DexterGodfather
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Jack off to see what a male orgasm feels like!MasturbateAs A suppliment to a really crappy pay check, so I can pay bills.How much money do you make in a week?vanillaA can of pop.My thoughtslethal injection25Roseanne BarIPODI will vanish from this world as a living being and cease to exist.My personality, the way I relate to people (think Sheldon Cooper social skills), the way I process emotions, my willingness to try new things, my ability to actually accomplish things I want to doMyselfAccountingif i need to masturbatepoopHope all goes well in future endeavours!When one of my coworkers came back from an extended leave he found his cubicle entryway sealed and his cubicle filled with about 400 balloons.She was a free spirit, she soared like a butterfly, she danced with the faeries, she loved cats, She Was.PenguinI have kissed my dogCall in a favor to my 100 duck-sized horse buddies from last time.I opened a cabinet and an accounting calculator dropped on my head.Would you go with me buy josh turnerI would have sex with Rosanne Barr if I could punch Obama.1) Permanent, perpetual world peace, 2) 10 Billion U.S. Dollars Cash in a Bank Account 3) To lose 160 lbs. immediatelyForced to live for a year on wages made only from Oscar Smith HITs, with no government assistance.Katy Perry's voicefredrun for the hillsEmily DickinsonPeople must pass a screening in order to parent a child.RoxaliciousZombiesIn the middle of an Oscar Smith HIT$1000000 as a bonusthe handmaid's taleTRAVELSurvivorMary Poppins
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Pee standing up. I have goals.I would start a few conversations with men and just see what it's like to verbally interact with men.Bills, food, and VHS porn.how much have you made in one dayBaconPepsi canOvenLethal injection32...but I'm really 29.My list of enemies is longer than my list of friends. If murder were legal, I'd be filling graves.MoneyI will be buried in a grave and my body will decay. I don't believe that we have a soul or spirit that lives onI live in the forest and last week I got to take a photo of a bald eagle in the wild.My husband, everything I do in life, I do to have a better life with him and myself.thanks to you, i've found the cutest most lickable vampire and i'm going on a cruise w/ her soonBewbsstentI wish I could change tomorrow 6 year ago.telling my cousn she was late for school and seeing her run around al frantic and upset about missing her ride. Then telling her that it was only 5am. I leave her waiting outside because her ride comes at 5:15am on schooldays.At 5:30am she says her ride never showed and if I could please take her. The look on her face when I told her it was Saturday.....priceless!I am actually standing right behind you. BOO!A pet quokka. http://i.imgur.com/uGl9Q3c.jpgI don't think that my sister is my dad's child; I think someone else is her father.Flaming swordI was clipping my toenails too close to my face, and one of the clippings flew right into my eye.Keyshia Cole - I Should Have CheatedI would crawl naked over hot coals and broken glass if I could lick Adriana Lima's butthole.a billion dollars, that my wife and I live to 100, and the we be healthy until we dieHealth services data entry, but the data is constantly changing (every second or so), and if he hits a wrong key he gets shocked.what do you call a peanut that got into a fight? A salted peanut!My very first ex.Kill themJoan Of ArcEvery person must be given 1 million dollars a year by their government.revBeing buried alive.Under my bedmoney1984, The Power of One, The Things They CarriedIpodDoctor WhoTitanic
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I would use my penis as much as possible. I've always wondered what that would be like.I WOULD GO TO THE BEAUTY SALON AND GET THE FULL TREATMENT.I WOULD GET A MAKEOVER,HAIR DONE AND MY NAILS DONE.To catch up on bills.Where do you live?Pineglass cupMy teddy bearExecution-style bullet to the headA lot older than I am.Yes. Phillip RiversI Want a Official Red Rider Carbon Powered 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle.I will be buried in a casketi love circles, anything round is awesome to meMy father, who taught me to always love those closest to me.archaeologyBefore I fall asleep, I usually think about what I need to get done the next day.quarterWhat ever you wantWhy is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!She loved, learned, and will be missed.Red FoxI own pet Sea Monkeys.Shoot it in the headTaking the plastic wrap off a DVD, I moved the knife in the wrong direction and sliced my pinky.I'm a Flirt by R. KellyI would eat a pound of glass if I could be sure it had no negative effect on me and then I could be president of space forever the end.to have a million dollars, to move across the country with my girlfriend, to have her sister go awayTo watch Miley Cyrus twerk 24 hours a day.Where do bees go to the bathroom? BP stationsThe person who hit me as a pedistrian with his care and causing me life long problems with my body.grab a samurai swordcleopatrafire ObamaA stripper is a professional erotic dancer.On seeing dark.Your bedroomi want jobsylvia browne the other side and backfood and clothingParks and RecreationMystery, Alaska
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Sleep with a woman, pee standing up, dominate the world.I would prob be the biggest whore ever, that and fondle myself a lot. Im guessing I wouldnt leave the house that day :ObeerWhat is the most beautiful place on earth?Plumeria blossomsmy chairMy car so I can have less lonely car rides.Lethal Injectionabout 30Yes. A family member that screwed me in business and then sued me.Good HealthThe world will go onI am awesome!my best friendspace explorationIf I locked the doorscolorsA Celebrated GrimeMaking my teenage daughter believe eating strawberries with out washing them would make her sick after she watched Monsters inside usHey, Bubba...hold mah beerSquirrelI like taking sexy pictures of myself.Using speed. Tie a rope around those stumpy little feet and see that duck trip over.running into a sliding glass doorI see youI would shun society forever if I could have financial stability for me and my family for eternity.Health to all my friends and family, safety to all my friends and family, 5 billion no-strings-attached dollarsHe must only do his hits at his current pay as living for the rest of his life.How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?An ostrich, I hate those things.i join the crowd. i'd fit right in.The WhammyEveryone must change their underwear every 30 minutes.lisaSpiders. The creepy big ones with lots of fur and big eyes. Of course those are the ones that are usually poisonous. Oh and yellow banana spiders.In the backyard right before I poured the 8 inch slab for a concrete patio.Happiness.the wheel of time saga and the incarnations of immortalityvacationsAncient Alienstitanic
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Buy a car!I'd probably go to a bar and see how many guys try to pick me up, and how persistent and arrogant they are. I'd find every player and turn them down.Fun.Why do you use mTurk?detergentpaper bag from grocery storeA guitar.Lethal injection20NoVacuumGo to a place with tons of hot chicksan infinite number of things ^_^Computer Science ProfessorSpiders and snakes.What I have to do the next day.ScubaIm tired and my kids are annoying meThe perfect jump out and yell boo scare. I love it! Really wait for the perfect time, when they least expect it.I told you I was sick. (It's not original, but it might make people laugh during a difficult time.)Blue Jay! :PI hate all my friends.With my giant crackerI slapped myself when my girlfriend broke up with me. I slapped myself so hard it made me cry in pain.showtunesI would do a million Oscar Smiths if it made me a millionaire.immediate death by genital paper cuts, a cuddly cat, some oscar smithsA lifetime of hard labor....completing his own hits for eternity.my favorite joke? Miley Cyrus... she's a joke to the worldMike TysonBecome a zombie real estate agent.Would have to be CleopatraMy first law would be to make marijuana legal.My Little Ponyfear about dogsin a caveBusiness ManQuestion Quest, How to Win Friends & Influence PeopleMy iPhone.Breaking Badtwilight
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Masturbate.go to lesbian bar, get free drinks all nightI use Mturk money to pay bills.Why the hell would you not just give me the max?usshea butter after waashing my handsLegosI want to be slowly smothered with the dulcet tones of David Hasselhoff.older than I appearnoMoneyI will go to heaven and meet all those who have gone before me--I hope!I am a honest person.My daughter Clementine fundamentally changed what I found important in life.fire eatingI think about a girl I like and wished would go out with me.MomI'm doing this hit to complete a captcha that's causing me to miss good paying hits!What kind of car does jax drive? A DodgeAnd you can bet your last money, it's all gonna be a stone gas, honey!a golden lab identical to my old one.. :(I'm an alienRun like hell.running into a doorBilly Joel's Piano ManI would walk on hot coals if I could win the lotteryBetter health, undamage the earth's damage caused by humans(ex. global warming), steady income that will take care of my familyLife in prison.A priest, and a rabbi go into a barBill o'reilyHead for an island in the middle of a river.Micheal Stipe when he was still young and cuteFree food for everyoneCandy Barfear of heightsthe arizona deserteverything.Pride and Prejudice, Tabloid Dreams, Resume With Monsters & Publish or PerishMy current car, a Mazda MiataJungle GoldG.I. Joe, The Rise of Cobra
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Find some way to stay that way.I would probably hide till it was over.Saving for a new computer mainly.Who are you?dog, i have 3 dogsmy black sweater, hung it on the back of my chairMy guitarBy poison that would put me to sleep and die peacfully.50NoA gaming PCI'll be harvested for organs.My existenceMy momRace car driverWhether or not I have to work in the morningonomonopiaWhy is everyone so concerned with consumerism when the world is overrun with trash?Shaving cream on the sleeping hand. Tickle the nose. Boom, shaving cream on the face.Beloved mother of 5.A hippoI was a virgin before I got married.i would because i can use weaponsI got pissed off and kicked a concrete slab while wearing sandals.Call Me Maybe.I would eat a dick for weed50 billion dollars in a trust for my family and friends, end world hunger, and fix the fukushima disaster for goodHe should be forced to do his own hits, international ones only, for 23 hours a day every day, returns punishable by being thrown in solitary confinement.Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.The powers that be, even though it wouldn't change anything.Get some BBQ saucemarilyn monroeNobody works on the weekend.CrisibearspidersIn an existing grave from a recent funeral.Chicken fry.Rich dad Poor dadnintendosuitsTaken
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Ignore my girlfriend when shes mad at me and go to a strip club.have sex with multiple partnersGas, food, pet foodIf you had to marry a TV or movie character, who would it be?pineMy laundryComputerBy barbiturates.greatNoNothing, to be happy and prosperous eventually!the soul survives. where it goes, what it does, it anyone's guess.Being an Acemy motherWriting best seller mysteries.WorkIndefatigableObamacare sucks!!!! It is robbing us all blind! Just got notice that I am dropped from my insurance. I can't afford the Obamacare nor the penalty!!! What do I do now? Go to jail?Wrapping the entire toilet bowl in Saran Wrap, so that it splattered everywhere when my dad went to use the bathroom.Please do not dig up my body to have sex with it. I will haunt the fuck out of you.A tiger.Sometimes I keep batches to myself so I can make more money... sorry guyskick his left hind leg until it breaks and as he crashes to the ground, I snap his neck. I then filet him and boil his whole family alive in duck fat.Walking down a hallway I walked into someone coming the other direction. Neither of us was paying attention. I got a black eye.Rihanna Round and Round We GOI would do your mom if I could go 1 day without you bashing Oscar.1. Not to die of genital paper cuts, ever. 2. The heads of all the cast and crew of The Jersey Shore. 3. To bring Digital Underground 'back.'Paper cut to death by brand-new business cardsWhy did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no armsPoliticians (they'd have to all be lined up in one long domino row, first).I think at that point it's time to drink and just wait it out... i'd have garlic handy too, just incase there are vampires.john lennonNo more Nicki Minaj. Ever.munideathDeep in the groundA cellphoneThe Shining, Interview with the Vampire, Them Lovely BonesBooks. I feel like they have opened up other worlds to me.Sons of AnarchyHarry potter
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Pee on a tree.Walk around and see all the men checking me out (assuming I was an attractive one).to supplement my incomeHow did you find out about this place?apricotsA drink from Sonic.a dollBy unlimited donuts.41No but there are a few people who I could be happy never seeing again.Perplexus!I will go too heven and live with Jesus.My attitudemy dadalternative healing therapiesWhat I'm going to wear the next daybastardIt is a gorgeous day in Virginia!Putting golf balls in gas tankThe Beastred pandaI read at a 6th grade level.I'll shoot him with a howitzer sized 20 gauge shotgun.I ran head first into a pipe when filling up a truck, I hit so hard it knocked me on my buttMighty Morphin Power Rangers ThemeI would be nice to my mother-in-law if I could get lots of bjs every dayUnlimited money, a personal chef, staff for my mansionHe should have to do his own hits 40 hours a week, for the next year.Oooh TOTW just posted a 50k, no qual batch for mturkforum members only!Miley Cyrus.Pretty sure zombies have already taken over. (See- Miley Cyrus coverage)marilyn manson, circa 1995No man and government shall enforce their religious belief on one another. People can practice their religion but it must be in private.rocksomeone scolding meIn the desert outside of Vegas. There are already so many there it would just blend in.I want to be out of debt forever.Angels and Demons, A Tree Grows in BrooklynMy 225 lbs barbell weight setThe KillingTitanic
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play with my dickI would date men.To pay off debts and purchase things from ebay and amazon.Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?Lavender and coffeethe doorknobA cheetohI would like to be locked in an air tight room, being pumped full of marijuana smoke.50, 6 years younger than my age.No. Really, there isn't anyone.I want my kids to behave. Seriously, I just want a few minutes of peace and quiet.I will cease to existDNAClayton KershawmathAbout how lonely and pathetic I am.OwnageI really want an energy drink or coffee. Mmm coffee.How do you spell icup?She was a great friendferretI have a crush on a friendBy crossing the street and hoping the duck follows and gets run over.I tried jumping a parking meter, and didn't make it. I was drunk.Harry Potter them song!I would take a ride in the back sear of the Blue Angels if I could someone manage it.unlimited money, the ability to not get sick, and more wish-granting genies (which isn't asking for more wishes :D )Life sentencePerson 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Interrupting cow. Person 2: Interrupting cow wh-- Person 1: Moo!george bushLock myself and my family into our bomb shelter. We have enough food and water to last 6 months. Hopefully by then,things will be under control.Elvis Presleygay marriage legal for every country, including usaBlack hairTo die by drowning.Sahara Desertexperience GodRamayanamMy iPadBar RescueIndependence day
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practice fencing with my new found penisStart freaking the fuck out. Afterwards I would explore what it was like to be a woman in a variety of situations.billsWhy do you do Hits that pay so low?fresh cut grassMy penis.Computerin my sleep25Noworld peace and a ponyI will fade to black.i have a sick car and awesome social connectionsmy peers until recentlyI would be an expert on keeping my husband happy.having sex, unless i just finished having sex, in which case i'm either thinking "aw yeah i just had sex" or "what am i doing here" hopefully (usually) the formerapothecaryBarack Obama is a Muslim Brotherood plant and was placed in office to tear apart the United States from within. He has done more damage to the country so far than anything has done since the Civil War.putting plastic wrap over the toilet seat.Died of DysenterySome kind of vicious bird of prey, to make everyone's lives as miserable as possible, including my own.I poop too much.Hentai tentacles.I fell out of a tree that had already been cut down.Beautiful Life by Ace of BaseI would cut in front of someone at a beauty facility if I could be look young again.a functional socialist society, memory erasure, world peace99 years in prison without paroleWhy did the chicken cross the road? No one cares!Fred PhelpsHide in the basement, find other survivors, sleep with lots of people.Marilyn Monroe.That everyone gets 3 meals a day.Rum Runneri have an extreme fer that my house will be broken into and i will be murdered. this is because of a dream that i have over and over again.forestEVERYTHING!The Green Mile, Interview with a vampire, Taltos.Xbox 360Newsradio8 mile
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I would sit around and drink beer all day.masturbateGroceriesIf the earth stopped rotating, what temperature would it be in a place with constant day?Chinese food and sweatrefridgeratorGummy eraser that would moan when rubbing stuff out.smothered in marshmellows45Bud SeligNHL 14 for the ps3I'll ascend to heavenWhen I look at a bright light, I want to sneeze.My parentsMaking moneyI think about what I got to get done for tomorrowMarijuana<3 you, ECPretending I like my job.Here lies a man ahead of his time, a true nigga that fucked with the future.Just a dog... nothing fancy.I tell girls that I am gay if I do not like them so it will not hurt their feelings. No one else knows this.Throw some bread at the other direction...everyone loves food even animalsI burned myself in the exact same spot twice within a matter of minutes by leaning across a pot that was on the stove.You Get What You GiveI would Turk sitting on hot coals if I could get all $5 HITs.Unlimited money, live a long life free of diseases and ailments, create an business empire that will be talked about for generationsRaising his rate to $.10 per card and having GOOD instructions.Do you know who's Jake Roberts' best friends are? Jim Beam and Jack Daniels!OscarI will set up funny and hilarious traps all over my house and watch in anticipation as the stupid zombies fall into all of them.Your mother. Hello, son.More regulations on food.Mikey White ChocolateTo already have had it come true.In various pieces, in different locations, in different ways.I want a simple and healthy life.Marathi novelsMy first computerModern FamilySnitch
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I would masterbate all day long.Bang as many dudes as possible.To pay billshow often do you masturbate?Lavendermy dogclockLethal injection seems to be the best way I can think of.18No, only people who annoy meI want to be with family for Christmas.I cease to exist.I have an awesome beard.Tony HawkGuitaristMy girlfriend.wigglesApplebee's is not very good.Change my roommates computer wallpapers to images of naked muscular men.Here lies Stephanie..First Queen of Coloradoan owlI'm considering suicide in the next week or so.Giant bathtub, drown the duck.trying to clean up an exploded baked potato from oven with my bare handsVengaboys - boom boom boom boomI would eat 100 pieces of broccoli to be done with chem 2.money, health and a hug7,500 Oscar Smith HITs without stoppingA bee goes into a bar. It comes out 2 hours later, buzzing.my abusive exrun like hell and have a wild partyShirley TempleNo more crappy boy bands or Justin Bieber crappy pop musicJenniferdeathIn Miley Cyrus' asshole.External Hard DiskGame of thronesconcert ticketsTwin Peaksthalaiva
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showerhave sex with another womanI use it to help pay down credit card debt.Why do so many mturk people complain about the HITS they accept despite the low pay?kidscherries from my fridgeencyclopediapoisonDepends on the day. SOmetimes younger than I am, sometimes older than I am. Right now, I feel about 25 and I am 27.YesI want a Soda Stream for Hanukkah.I think my consciousness just moves on to another body.I love playing board gameskobe bryantHow to operate and fix computers!I think about God.moistWhat ever you wantsaran wrap over the toilet bowl. make sure it's not in a place where you have to be the one to clean it up.I worked in a basement, only difference now is the coffin!a sealCut my arm really bad with a big knife over a girl.with a bomb, then its kentucky fried duck for everyoneI slipped on hair gel getting ready for a date that I was excited about. Sprained my ankle and was limping around on the date.Don't stop belivingI would infect myself with zombie blood if I could be sentient while I infect others.One wish: For infinite genies that can each grant me 3 wishes. Gaming the system! Muahahaha.Probably a lifetime of having to do Public Group HITs. Or, if the judge is not feeling lenient, his honor might recommend Oscar be sentenced to a lifetime of reading the stupid bullshit on Mturk Forum ( a lifetime, or until Andy stops bothering to pay for the site).What do Billy the Kid, Smokey the Bear, Alexander the Great and Attila the Hun, have in Common?Tom CruiseRun.Anne HathawayTake the flouride out of the water.boobiesSpending eternity away from Jesus.In a cemetaryMoneycosmos, the prehistory of the far side, the shining, the plague, small godsweddingFresh Prince of Bel AirBatman - The Dark knight.
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Have sex with my partner as a manHave a lesbian encounterBills and general expenditures money.Which card would you select from a standard 52 card deck?Cat poopI pet my dog's back.My toiletShot to the brain.kind of sick right now but goodnoA crib for my sonHopefully, I will be reunited with people who have gone before me.there is nobody else just like meMy mother.playing the pianoHow awesome I must look while Im sleeping.coagulateI want youI put salt in the sugar by the coffee station. It's awesome.It was all okay and nothing hurt.your motherI really don't enjoy having sex at all.wrestle it and poke its eyes outtrying to perfom surgery on myself.Gimme ShelterI would break my own leg if I could win the lottery1. I would wish for 500 more wishes, 2. I would wish for perfect health, 3. I would with for maximum intelligence.reduce his pay his week to a $1 a dayHow many guys in the friendzone does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just stand around and compliment it, and then get pissed when it won't screwMy boyfriendBecome one, of course!Marky Mark back at the height of his Funky Bunch days. He's turned into a real prick now but he was hot AF back in the day.People are free to make their own decisions as long as they do not harm others.DIDDying with no one to take care of my kids.No. I won't do like this.happinessfiction by Jeffry ArcherLoveThe WireHarry Potter
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Walk the street all day and tell every woman I passed that she was beautiful (but in a classy, non-creepy way)stare at my bodyto pay for groceries and other expensesWhy do you do Mturks?diapersa glass of waterComputerLethal injection.Too goddamn old.Yes, those people that put items in those terrible clam-shell packages that slice your hand open when you try to open them.World peacePearl gates, greeted by God, angels singing, all the good stuff.I am not human. I am a bot.My children. You learn all about yourself from them. Who you are, with all your faults. And who you want to be.Arts... or sex!What I'm doing the next day, how I feel at the time.Cheese!Working on MTurk all day has made me realize I really, really, really, really need to get new glasses!Linking to an auto-accept on an Oscar HITLived a crazy life!A tribble--but I'd be careful not to feed it much!I now prefer to pee standing upbeat him to death with my horse sized penisI was on the concrete church porch steps, which had no sides or railings on the actual porch, and as I was chatting with someone I absent-mindedly stepped off to the side, falling, and banging my knee straight down into the gravel.I Love You Always ForeverI would kick a puppy in the butt if I could convince other Turkers to quit doing Oscar's HITs.1) 500 million dollars. Don't want to be too greedy, 2) Good health for me, my folks, and my children, 3) Change the mind of evil people so that there wont be anymore baby rapists or murderers.have him do his own hits and see if he can make a living with the payA priest, a hooker, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Is this some kind of joke?"John AshcroftKeep on Turking.Jean HarloweNo more bass music.Melisaspider in my shoesSomewhere deep in the woods.More moneyThe power of now, the secret,the magic,bible,vacation to franceOnce Upon a TimePulp Fiction
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Take my shirt off and go sunbathing.Wear pinkGroceries & marijuanaWhat is your average daily pay?Pine-sol right now.catToy Story ToysDeath By Snoo Snoolike 50 going on 40My last boss, who fired me without causemoney to fix my carmy soul will enter heavenI am an individual who doesn't follow the crowd.The biggest influence on my life has been my father.playing the piano <3I think about all of the stuff I didn't accomplish during the day.powerThe moon is blue!Peeing in a perfume bottle.I should of known better.tiger rawrrI stole a pillow once.Throw bread at it then trip it before running for the hills.Put a lit cigarette in my pocket :(I like to sing Korn's "My Way" when I am alone, since I only get to do things my way when the husband and kids are not around.I would swim through tar if I could see you everyday sweet ladyMasters on MTURK, a wonderful girlfriend and a healthy pain free life until I'm 100Life in a foreign prison that is not paid for by my tax dollars.why did the cactus cross the road? because it was stuck to the chickenMy ex-fiance, and hopefully it would be a one-punch kill.Feed 'em the weak! Every man for themselves!Your mom when she was 18.Love each other.PeppermintBeing kidnapped, raped, and held prisoner by a degenerate man.The ocean.sexwings of fireTravelBreaking BadStar Wars
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I would pee standing up, and run with my shirt off.Likely try adjusting to how completely differently I would be treated.Bills, general expensesWhat is your favorite food?Flowersthe washing machineA tree.Hanged.Pretty damn good... got the day off and I'm spending it playing WoW and Turking.No, I dislike some people. But, I do not hate anyone.A copy of the new book on J.D. SalingerIf you are good, you go to heaven. If you are bad, you go to hell.my attitudeGlen Jacobsmarketingi hope i don't pee the bed againthanks to you, i've found the cutest most lickable vampire and i'm going on a cruise w/ her soonA penny saved is a penny earnedputting hardboiled egg in egg cartonHere lies the best guy ever.OwlI fantasize about shemales.shove my fist in its mouth and pull it's esophigos outLat pull down directly to the nose.Why can't I have friends. It's my variation on "Why can't we be friends". I sing it always. Is very sad.I would punch my supervisor if I could leave work.More money, better physique, better health for all family members.DeathWhat's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac? I don't have a cadillac in my garage.Nicolas Cage. I hate that guy...his stupid voice, his stupid face, his stupid hair, his stupid movies, the stupid way he spells Nicolas.I for one welcome our new zombie overlords.JamesEveryone must know the names of his or her neighbors.DiamondLosing the person I loveAs close as possible to a police station.a tabletRelegious: Ramayana, Mahabharat, Bhagwat Geeta, Vallabh Pusthi PrakashiPadTexas Walker RangerHoney, I Blew Up the Kid !
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I were a man for a day I would have lots and lots of sexRock a pair of high heels and try on cute dressesto buy foodDo you expect Amazon to help you with unwarranted rejections?a doobiemy bathrobeA blow-up dollI get to eat one last taco and then find out that its been tampered with and it starts eating me back, but I don't feel a thing because the taco had a numbing agent.21 yearsmy former boss who treated his employees like shitApple TVout of body experience and then heaven or hellI am quick to connect things - ideas, people, concepts, etc.No oneI would be an expert people person. I would understand human relationships much better. I would be able to form relationships easily, give advice.How big the universe is and how small Earth is.BallStroodleWould you chose Pepsi or Coke?I rolled the date back on a computer so that an email I'd just sent looked like it was sent two hours earlier, and explained the apparent delay as a network backlog. I was able to claim that I'd predicted that something would happen when in fact it was already over when I sent the email. I don't think you can do this with today's emails systems, at least not as easily.He was kind, generous, and had 4523 HITs without a rejection.I would love to have a Koala bear as a petI love one of my children ride him into victory!Swan diving off a cell phone towerRapper's Delight by the Sugarhill GangI would work at Walmart for eternity if I could get a new PS3.1) One billion dollars; 2) For all my friends to be healthy; 3) LongevityHaving to do his own hits as his only source of income for the rest of his life.Why is Santa always smiling? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.mother theresaHave them do Oscar Hits.George WashingtonNo smoking cigarettes.Imso Embarrassedthe darkIn the dog poop bina new schoolbagStill Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins, The road by Cormac Mcarthy, any books written by Bret Easton Ellis.My houseThe SimpsonsAvatar
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I would have sex, walk around a few places and see if I could get a job, exercise to see if it feels any different, and go out at night by myself.See how much money or favors I could get out of guys by flirting with them.I use it for my car and health insurance plus fun stuff like movies, dining out.When will you give up turking?Fresh airDiet Coke cana rockoversexedabout ten years younger than I actually amCarlwet pussyEverything will go completely dark and quiet.My large third leg.my dadBelly button lint sculpture. I'm working on a replica of the Eiffel Tower but it keeps leaning sideways.My fiance and my sonsonomatopoeiaMy house smells like fish.Turning the clocks back in the spring and forward in the fallHere lies the greatest lover on Earth.dogI believe Vampires exist.Make sexy duck calls to confuse the duck into thinking I'm a sexy duck, and then the duck'll let me go free.I cut my eye on the corner of the seat of a go cart.Hit Me Baby One More TimeI would start my own business if I could get a loan for it.1. To be immune to disease,and bodily injury 2. To be financially secure, 3. every type of ESP (clairvoyance, clairaudience, FORCE POWER's, etc...)Doing his own HITs for the rest of eternity. And they all get rejected.So I was eating out my grandma this morning, and suddenly I tasted horse semen. Then it came to me. "So that's how you died, grandma!"Rush LimbaughGather guns, raid for supplies, fortify a defendable location.Mr. BStop being assholesStriponce (like Beyonce)DEATH , GHOSTI would place a body in an old shipwreck in the ocean.Probably the same as everyone else--happiness. And if not happiness, at least contentment. :)Harry Potter, Autobiography of Malcolm X, Beloved: A NovelSmart PhonePerson of InterestPhoebe In Wonderland
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Admire my man parts in the mirrormake a pornoEngagement ringHow do you make over $20 a day?CHICKENMy ecig.Probably a water bottle so I wouldn't have to fill up myself and he could do it for me...with a knifedecrepitI don't hate anyone.my two front teethIll be with god.the fact that I do now have a twin makes me different from everyone else.my fatherStopping world hunger. I would be the person who stops world hunger and alleviates the suffering that comes along with it.I think about how the next day will be.HerbariumTransvaginal mesh.Changing a co-worker's Window's color scheme to hot dog standA loving and caring mother and wifeCat's they are my favorite animalI do Mturk at work - I make extra money and it makes me look busier with my work than I actually am.Throw it a pizza, while it is distracted i will dig a hole and bury myself alive.I somehow managed to knee myself in the face while taking off my pants.My favorite song is Trees by Twenty One Pilots, if you haven't heard it,LISTEN to it!I would murder every cop on the police force here if it would stop their 2 am helicopter patrols and let me sleep.genital papercuts? wow man, just wow. Um, let's see. forHe should be hung from his balls and beatened with sticks!!!!Your mom is my favorite jokeGeorge BushBuy myself a suit of armor. Right after I get bit, because I will get bit, I will jump into my suit and become a zombie knight.Thomas JeffersonAll hot girls must walk around in the nude.pussy willowdarknessWay out in the desert. Like I'm talking somewhere in the middle of the Nevada desert where they don't do government testing.lots of moneyThe Midnight Chidren, The Famous Five, The Secret Gardensamsung smartphoneThe Walking DeadTitanic
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I would go check out what the men's restroom looks like.I would play with myself. I mean, really wonder what it feels like...billsWhat do you listen to while working on MTurk?Dog urinecell phonea statue of a catleathel injectionI feel older than dirt.Crab peopleFor my family to be happy and have everything they need!zomiesI am of a bit many races - white, black, Asian, Jewish.My parentsGuessing lottery numbersThat I wish your warm body was next to mine.goatWhat is your favorite cereal?Whenever you get mad at someone walk a thousand miles in their shoes. That way you're a thousand miles away from them, and you have their shoes. LMAOBeloved sonTiny Giraffe.I pose as different people online.Thumb to the eye, groin stuff, whatever it takes.I was trying to do the Lotus Flower dance from Radiohead's music video of the same name and somehow ended up punching myself directly in the nipple. I fell to the floor groaning and stayed there for a good twenty minutes.this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jofNR_WkoCE#t=125I would kill my father if I would be able to fly.First Wish: Money Second Wish: Booze Third Wish: WomenForced to do 10000 of his HITs against his will.What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? RobertoMy former best friend from High School. That kid totally used my family and I beyond words.Smoke weedCleopatraEveryone must be nice to everyone else.La Queffaseeing snake I will get more fear.I would feed it to wild animals.A cheeseburger.The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Wuthering Heights, Gossip Girl series, and the Pretty Little Liars seriesphoneSOAtitanic
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Rearrange furniture and take advantage of the ease of male self-pleasurewhatever I'd be doing as a man, probablybills, future goalsWhat is your favorite color?Like cooked meat and childhood.MODEMtoy dragonFiring Squad, Up close and personalI feel like time is passing by so fast that every year is 2 years.my old boss - he cancelled our health insurance without telling anyone, he lied all the time and was an awful personNew Office ChairI think you are reborn into a new life.I am my own person, and I think freely.President ObamaKoalasLast night was about donutsnamei know who you are Edmond, have my $5 bonus readyPlanting roaches and bedbugs in my adversarie's otherwise clean homeBest wife and motherboxerI had my picture taken with Karl Rove.Go for the legs, square cubed law says I'll win.I walked into a door while not wearing shoes - my big toe toenail went up like the hood of a car and came off.Johnny Cash - The Man Comes AroundI would join the army if I could get to the position of a general.1. a 12 inch penis when hard but only 4 inches when soft 2. the ability to time travel 3. the ability to read mindsan army of a thousand bees around his crotchWhat's the difference between Gabrielle Giffords and a pizza? The pizza doesn't make inarticulate retard noises when you put it in the oven.ZinGycry and hideI don't care as long as the person comes from before the 1700s. After that Ben Franklin gave everyone std's.Watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is MANDATORY, and most laws will be based on MLP!sosa babynever getting marriedIn my cats stinky litterbox. Nobody wants to touch that. >:(To pass exam.Twilight, Hunger Games, and anything Stephen KingPS3Tom and Jerry ShowTitanic
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I would have sex witha woman to see what the big deal is.... and hopefully I'm a rich man so I do a lot of cool stuff in one day.Masturbate.To pay the bills.Do you nerds ever go outside?Cupcakes (I just baked)door handleA fridgeorgasmed to death45My old boss, she was absolutely horrible, just an all-around awful person to be around.clothesI'm not really sure, but I think we review our life and understand the impact our positive and negative decisions had on others and then we come back to learn another lessonI can grow facial hair really, really fast - no kidding.My wifei would love to be the best cook in the world and expert in every cuisine.Everything I've failed to dopurple60'sand 70's were the best decades of music!I kicked the chair out from under a friend at work and it was on camera so the managers all watched it over and over again...they thought it was funny as hellJust my name & birth and death dates.A motherfucking Griffin.I can't remember how many people I've had sex with.Vagina punch the bitchI was cutting oranges and looked at my finger. I was like I shall not cut myself, then I cut my finger the next second.sitting on the dock of the bayI would risk going to hell if I could find a cure for cancer.1. I would end homelessness. 2. I would make it so that everyone is equal in society. 3. I would end animal cruelty.he should have to eat all his business cards one at a time!Why did the chicken cross the road?Al-AssadI would overdose on my medicine to kill myself, so that they wouldn't have the chance eat me or kill meDavid CassidyEvery single question HIT must pay .02, not .01.goodesgodI would bury it in Lori1985's front lawn, she seems to know everything about everything so I am sure she is capable enough to explain a dead body on her lawn.JeansThe Alchemist,The monk who sold his Ferrari,White TigerhorseTop of the LakeWolverine
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If I was a man for a day, I would stand up and urinate, just to know what it's like to stand up and urinate!Sex.Used to be for fun things on Amazon... right now it's to pay my bills. :(Do you feel that workers on mturk have enough rights?a mix of febreeze and litter boxesa towelMy electric guitar.Pump me full of morphine and xanax and let me sleep to death.I feel about 100 when I see the stupid things people do these days.Jimmy JohnsonhealthPOOF!nothingProviding a happy life for my wife.i would love to be a world class pilotSex.blueI'm so tired of working for pennies, I wonder if panhandling would be more lucrative?whoopee cushionnot exactly sure but something that defines meSilverback GorillaI hate my job.I will use a car sized loaf of bread to distract it and make my escape!When the alarm went off I slammed my head into the wall and got a concussionYou got a friend in me.i would steal a million dollars if i could get away with it.1) A secure future with my children 2) The means to be able to set up an organization for homeless children on Westside Albuquerque/Rio Rancho 3) To have at least one day a week to spend with my husband without having to worry about other responsibilities.A lifetime of working on his own HITs for 8 hours a day.What kind of pants does super Mario wear? Denim denim denimmeGet a crossbow and get to higher ground!KellyFree internet for everybodyNibblerHeightsthe EvergladesI need moneyHarry Potter, Last Eangles and all natural description.goldBreaking BadOne Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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Pee my name in snow.try to understand my new bodyPay bills with the money.what do you REALLY look likelavender fragnancemy dogmy computer mouse, so it could do my work for me :)firing squadVery old like 65yesYarnI will find myself cradled in the loving noodly appendages of the FSM (All Parmesan Be Upon Him).Nothing. I am exactly the same as you and everyone else.My GrandmaI'd be an expert pilot. I love aviation and if I could devote every waking hour to learning to fly I would.My boyfriend.onomatopoeiaWall face got whacked!Hiding in the laundry closet and giving my mom a heart attack.Fnord.I'd have a couple flamingoes in my front yard instead of plastic ones =DI am actually a giant Alien sent here to learn all about you humans.With my trained duck-hunting, elephant-sized wolf.Getting out of the car, hitting my head on the roof and then again as I was trying to get something out of the car.rollin in the deepI would be a sinner if I could still get to heaven.My own personal sushi chef for life, a house on the west coast, and wings.He must transcribe 10,000 business cards.A general called up the motor pool of the base he commanded and when a voice answered "Mota pool," he asked "Do you have any cars?" "No, suh, a voice answered from the other end of the line. "All we got is ole jeeps. And one Cadillac. But that's only for fat-ass ole generals." The general barked, "Do you know who I am?" "No, suh, I don't." And the general spluttered, "I'm the commanding general of this post!" "Well, suh, do you know who ah am?" asked the voice at the motor pool. "No, I don't," answered the general, irritated. CLICK.My brother-in-law. Biggest asshole in the world.Eat them, acquire dem proteinz.My very first boyfriend, never had sex with him. Can only imagine the fun we could have!Do not kill one another.very badShowing my mark sheet to my parentsunder waterI want unity among peopleWar and Peace, Dry, The Essential RumiConcert tickets.Once Upon A TimeLife is Beautiful
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See if I were treated differently than I am now.Avoid work and try to go through all the usual experiences that someone might go through.Buy gasoline for my car.What do you average daily?Cat poop. My cat just poo-ed. :(FabioCarsby firing squad45Nothe fifth dimensionSomeone is going to steal my carbonMy familymy montherFlying a planefoodyabbyWhat is your favorite 80's song?I parked my car in the parking lot behind my apartment instead of my normal parking spot one year on Father's Day. When my husband came home from work, he was surprised I was home since he didn't see my car. I told him there had been an accident and it was going to cost more than a thousand dollars to fix it. When he started yelling, I opened the window blind, so he could see the undamaged car, and said, "Happy Father's Day, I just saved you $1,000" which he didn't think was funny but I laughed hysterically.Here Lies Me. I was the best I could be.A dragonI am retired because of my healthI will get it in an argument with a horse-sized rabbit over rather it is duck or rabbit hunting season. The rabbit shall win and the duck will be shot.Tripped over myself while running and scraped my hand all to hell.RAISE YOUR GLASS by PINKI would become a prostitute if I could guarantee world peace.1. a smaller penis 2. a bigger girlfriend 3. early releaseTo give 4.00 hits for lifeKnock knock, whos there, banana, banana who? Knock knock, whos there, banana, banana who? Knock knock, whos there, banana, banana who? Knock knock, whos there, orange, orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say bananaJustin BieberHole up with lots of junk food and weaponsLarsice cream every day!!outstragemy birthA few feet under a different bodyPeaceThe Stranger, The Fall, Sirens of Titanmy laptopsons of anarchyGhilli(Tamil Movie)
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Try to pee standing up without missing the bowl.Have sex with as many men as possible.I use my Mturk money to buy food, gas, and alcohol.Tits or ass?Fresh LaundryLeft BlankHigh Selfesteemlethal injectionI dunno about you but I'm feeling twenty two!Noa computer chairNothingnessmy hair and taste in music (they reaallllyy contradict each other, and it surprises people)My parents have been the most important influences in my lifeforensic anthropologistI think about what happened to me during the day.cantelopeI love you. In the butt.Subscribing to a local gay newspaper and sending it to a friends parents house in his name.He went out fuckinhedgehogI don't like lord of the rings.by killing it.LoveThe Warrior by Scandal (I pretend to shoot finger guns while yelling bang! bang!)I would kill my neighbor if I could travel the world for the rest of my life.one million tax free dollars, My own Island to live on (very nice with all amenities), 10 million tax free dollars (for when the other million runs out)only opportunity for employment is doing his own hitsOscar Smithmy sons fatherhole up somewhereNorma Jeane MortensonLower the rent, which is too damn high.sinebecoming incapacated, like having a severe stoke, and being forced to go in a nursing homecrematoriumI want happy lifeMonk novels by Lee Goldberg.halo:combat evolvedThe Rachel Maddow ShowA Walk to Remember
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lie on the couch and watch sports all dayI would make love to a man to see what it feels like.renthow do you make alot of moneyPet hair from our 5 cats.My bookbicycleI'd like to be provided with the option to ingest every illegal drug known to mankind. Sort of like a hippie platter o' death. Death by drug heart attackI'm old enough to know better but I'm still too young to careMy ex friend SamXbox OneI will be reincarnated as someone / something else.ExperienceMy mom.relationshipsTomorrow, I'll wake up to Masters.AntidisestablishmentarianismI like sausage pizza.Not really a "practical joke" but I got the idea from a youtube video. If you take a leafblower, ducttape a paint roller handle (the whole deal, minus the actual roller), and put a roll of toilet paper where the paint roller would go, you have a toilet paper shooter. Great to attack the wife with!He wasn't a moron.A dog. A German Shepherd dog. I love those.I bite my toenails.I will probably use my gun and shot the damn thingI kicked a dead birch tree and it fell on me.YMCAI would lose my left nut if I could have a 12 inch penis when hard but only 4 inches when soft.A woman I can love, unlimited wealth, an infinity pizza machine.He should have to do all his own remaining hits. MuahahahahahaDid you hear about the blonde who froze to death at the drive-in? She went to see "Closed For The Winter.Justin BieberRunJohn lennonTreason in all cases is punishable by death.asan dragonClownsI would go to the cemetary, find a new grave, dig down a couple of feet and bury the body there. No one would suspect anything.happinessThe Inheritance Cycle series.Samsung S3.america's got talentLittle Lord
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I would treat women more kindly then I would go buy a nice sports car and I would also go to a strip club.I would flirt with as many men (and maybe women) as possible and then end the day by streaking in public.To help reduce some of my credit card debt.Got any cheese?lemon sprayA larp sword.a stuffed animal.Lethal injectionvery stressedno, he's dead now.A pink metalic Nintendo 3DS, a Longchamp Le Pliage tote bag, brown riding boots , and an Urban Decay Naked 3 Palette.nothing. body is left to rot on this earthWillingness to work hard.Both for good and bad reasons my father.Love MakingThe last part of the book I am currently reading.HelixBoo.Giving chocolate ex-lax in candy wrappers to Trick or Treaters.Decaf!CatI enjoy KillingSweep the legs out from under it and strangle it while it is down. I am sure horse sized ducks have big versions of duck necks so they would expire quickly.I sliced my finger open with a razor blade while cutting a box open. All because I wasn't looking.ill stand by you by the pretendersI would move to Florida if I could get a freebie homicide.1. I wish to reenact Aladdin (It's a Genie... this is an obv answer with the Genie singing all the songs. 2. I would wish that MTV would be exactly like it was in the past, when I was a younster. MUSIC! 3. All the Donuts.He has to do Brelig HITs for the rest of his life.A man sees an old man leaning against a truck with a dog in it. He approaches the old man and asks if his dog bites. "Nope, he's as friendly as can be," the old man replies. So the man goes to pet the dog and gets the HELL bit out of him. The man says, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" to which the old man replied, "That's not MY dog..."Myself, because I deserve it and it's not getting done. Haha... but come on, there's no way I'd get away with it.gather supplies, pack the Jeep, load my dog, load the guns and get as far away from the cities as I canCleopatraAllow gay marriage anywhereCandyMy kids dyingif my dogs are hungryI want to make enough money on here to be able to buy Christmas gifts for my family.Davinchi Code,Julies ceaser,Harry PotterA 3 day pass to the Penny Arcade Expo.Survivor on CBSTitanic
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masturbatePlay with my boobs all dayBuying musicWhat was the name of your childhood imaginary friend?clean autumn air (even though its still technically summer)my titsMy laptopNitrogen asphyxiationI am 50 but I feel 40Nope!My family to be happy and healthy!!!! :)I will not think.The fact that i actually love and care about my kids and always put them first...which seems to be pretty rare these days.I. doProgrammingJordy Nelson from the Green Bay Packers.drinkI really love the color turquoise.YOU GOT JOKES SON?Nothing since I want to be cremated.unicornMy pants are falling down.I will read the Tax Code to him until his brain shuts down from lack of oxygen.Falling out of bed after waking up from a nightmare where I was falling.Thrift Shop - MacklemoreI would have sex with a Kardashian if it meant they were no longer able to breed.World Peace, True Love and Enough Money to live one for the rest of my life.Solitary confinement where he has to transcribe business cards 18 hours per daywhy did the chicken cross the roadFabioI will lock myself in my house. When I starved to dealth, I will take lots of pain killer, then go out and be a prey.Joan of Arcmy dormammuCandy SamplesghostIn a swamp.evrythingThe House of Mirth, American Gods, Tipping the VelvetBUYING BOOKSThe Walking DeadThe Godfather
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Step into a woman's shoesSeduce Zak EfronSavings, books, suppliesWhat's your dick like, homie? What are you into?sweatA Klean Kanteen.A plush animal.death by snu snu19NoI want a Keurig.I think I will go into the ground and rot away while being eaten by various bugs and stuff. Nothing else.I think differentlyMy husbadSelf-defenseHow much I love my comfy bed and blanket.Lagooni regret ordering bacon on my sandwich, it was chewy and gross.Putting a fake spider on my husbands face at 5am.Loved God, Followed Jesus, Loved my beautiful Wife. Had a lot of fun with them all. Helped people to understand the love of God. John 3:16, Proverbs 18:22 and Psalm 18:1-2dire wolfI invented the internetI would systematically destroy the horse sized duck. First, I would attack its eyes. The next step would be to do damage to the wings. After it is blind and can't fly, it would be a sitting duck.Bent down to grab a shirt out of a drawer, hit the top of the dresser with my forehead giving myself a concussion.I like big butts and I cannot lie.I would step on thousands of legos if I could never feel pain in the future.1st wish - an unlimited amout of wishes, 2nd wish excellent health for my entire family, 3rd wish to healthly lose 130 poundstranscribe and verify barcodes from images gathered by the NSAWhat's a fish with no i's. A fsh. (better spoken)I would falcon punch bieber's nutsLead a revolt against the zombies because they are so revolting.Marie AntoinetteEverybody needs to have sufficient watercongoGetting rejected of the hits from the requester in MTURK.In electrical burring centerTo be free from my OCD.twinkle, chandamma, detective booksBeerdexterfast and furious 6
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Get paid more money for my jobtouch myselfI use the money that I make on Mturk for bills and groceries.What mediocre superpower would you most like to have?Currently it is permeated with the odor of Taco Bell Quesaritos.My husband's butt.DildoLethal Injection30No, but I am feeling some hostility and aversion to the people who designed a survey I just took. It will fade, so I wouldn't call it hate. But why do the requesters who need feedback never give a place to write it?clothesMy spirit will go to heavenMy ability to be 100% cynicalMy Aunt Thelma. She is the reason I am the person that i am today.moneyThink about why I can't fall asleep faster.ObviouslyFuck food essenetialsacting like my water broke when i was pregnantAll was well.KoalaI am miserablecut off his dickTrying to do the splits (after I hadn't done a split in over 10 years!)Whos your best friend in the neighborhood?I would sleep with AMAZON if I could get Masters.1. All my wishes are to be interpreted as I intend them, no funny business. 2. A magic lamp for everyone I love 3. The ability to always have what I want and/or need when I want and/or need it.He should be force to do his own hits with the addresses outside of the United States.What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1Any one of the New Direction boys.Look for Simon Pegg and follow his lead.Lindsay LohanTo make drug felons who have served their time and being productive citizens eligible for services like food stamps and medical services and housing.Princess KashmirFailureDeep Seaa farma night in call centerVacation to San FranciscoBig Bang Theorydie hard 4
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I would walk around in public to learn how differently people treat memasturbate and play with my tittieseverythingWhen is the last time you got up and DANCED?Cinnamon.A stick. Seriously.My stuffed teddy bearburned at the stakeSome days I feel like I'm 8 and some days I feel 78. I'm 53.No. I use the word sometimes but I truly don't. Hate tends to poison your existence.a ponyMy body will be buried.I actually use logic and don't just drift through life.My fatherpersonal fitness trainingDid I feed the cats?onomatopoeiaI started out thinking this was going to be a good day, but it has been getting better and better. I think I like it more this way than if I had expected a lot and got the same day. This way, I have exceeded expectations.My best practical joke is on April Fool's Day to give my husband a false positive pregnancy test as he's drinking his morning coffee.Here lies One Bad Motha- Shut Your Mouth - Can you dig me up now?A Proboscis MonkeyI lie more often than I shouldI will whistle for my horse sized doberman!Clocking my head getting up on the seat on the subwaySun, Sun, Mr.Golden SunI would burn down the rain forests if i could live in space.the ability to teleport, wolverine like healing, mind controlbreaking rocks in the noonday sunA masochist and a sadist were trapped on an island. The masochist begged the sadist to hurt him. The sadist had an evil grin on his face and said, "no."If and only if I had the giant hand from the Foo Fighters Everlong video, I would use it to deal a fatal blow to an ex of mine. If it were just my little hand though I'd probably punch Kid Rock because that All Summer Long song sucks.I would find a tall building and get on the roof so I can shoot as many zombies as I can.Your mom!The death penalty is hereby abolished as unfitting of a civil society.The Studbeing brokeI'd cut up the body in several pieces and put the pieces in separate plastic bags. Put the bags in my boat, take the boat out to the middle of nowhere in the ocean and drop a bag every quarter mile or so.To find a cureSmrithiparvam, The wings of Fire, The woodlandersTravel to Czech RepublicArrowThe Mask
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get a better paying jobVarious masturbation techniquesI use it for emergenciesWhy do you all auto-accept all the Kenta hits?victory.my coffee cupA treelethal injection please85my ex girlfriendNexus 5Much rejoicingMy accent.my dadRelationshipsLife in General. Sometimes it's profound ideas and other times it's what I'm doing tomorrow.inconceivableTripped trying to impress a boy.I'm not a joker, I'm a toker!Lived to music, pondered about the cosmos.I would love to have a monkey as a pet, probably a capuchin, because they are more manageable than a lot of monkey breeds. They are small, intelligent, and live quite a long time. And, if worst comes to worst, I could always become an organ grinder. Though you don't see those around much anymore, I wonder why?When I was 10 yrs old my sister got a round bed and I really wanted oneBy animorphing into a dinosaur sized lion.Stubbed my toe on the coffee table30 days in the Hole, by Humble PieI would eat a handful of my own feces if I were allowed to give my mother-in-law a baby diaper mustache.Wish to get into University on full scholarship, Travel the World, and get my dream jobLife in prisonWhy can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent.OprahI appeal to the military leaders in the world of all countries and make an appeal to use chemical weapons or biological weapons to destroy the zombies.Jade Cuccia <3That everyone must attend church every sunday, and required bible studies for everyone including children.Brock Beefbargehealth problemcemetaryI want my throat to stop hurting.StrengthsFinder 2.0my dogBattlestar Galactica (reboot)PRIDE & PREJUDICE
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have sex with a womanTouch my genitalsbuying gamesHow often do you feel like committing suicide/mass murder when clicking bubbles in surveys?Rotting garlic and menstrual blood.a doobiedomo plush toy because I know he would take over the world and bring fabio to mebullet in the back of the head.30Jimmy PaigeMoneyi will live another life.My core values, intergrity and personality.my parentsGamingI think how glad I am to be able to be in best, resting and relaxing instead of having to work.poopmeisterThese HITS rock!I put a pickle jar on top of the refridgerator before I went to bed. I set it up along the door frame. When my father went for a late night snack, the jar smashed all over the floor from falling off of the top of the refridgerator. He was so mad. It was funny though and worth it.he was a good man who did his best and didn't do noone wrongslothI wasn't as upset as I thought I would be when my father died.I would shoot him.I got married.highway to hellI would eat glass powder if i could have 1,000 dollars1. Immortality that I can choose to disable. 2. An affinity for genital papercuts. 3. Unlimited wishesGnarfle the garthok.A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.Kim Jong IlrunBarbara Feldonimpalas for everybodydangling divaHaving the hiccups forever!New JerseyI want love! D:comics booksMy Persian catWill & Gracetitanic
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Have sex at least once.have sexRainy Day FundDo you know any other sites similiar to mturk to earn income?Unicorn precum and jungle farts.A bottle of water. I'm sorry this answer isn't dirty.My carPoison, like cyanide pillsOld enoughnoI want a google nexus 5Nothing. The world will continue as it is and I will be dead.I am disabledmy grandmaI would be an expert at doing quantum physics.Nothing. I'm in bed to sleep, not think.loveMturk Rocks!I pulled into a parking lot late for a game, and ran out on the field informing my partner between innings that I had accidentally in my haste ran into the front fender on his new car. I played this practical joke along for the better part of 4 innings. He obviously did not process the fact that it was April the 1st.Here Lies the Fool That Tried to Tame a Bengal TigerfalconI hope I never have children...bow and arrowI walked into a closed glass door.Moon RiverI would spend the day with Sarah Palin if I could spend a night with Rachel Maddow.1 - $5000 a week for life; 2 - an ecology that works without spiders; 3 - the perfect waffle recipe.To give bonuses to anyone who actually tried Oscar's HIT's!Horse walks into a bar, bartender says, what's with the long face?Chris BrownDress and act like a zombie, try to fit in.your mom. so i can be your new daddy.I'd outlaw the Dutch. Being Dutch is a crime in my world.JohnSin is my fear.But I strictly follow my Lord Jesus Christ and also avoid the sin.The horrible area at the start of the NJ Turnpike, because nobody willingly wants to go there.more penny hitzA History of the Sikhs,Train to Pakistan,Twilight (Twilight, #1), Breaking DawnA vacationBreaking BadBank Job
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Mess with my slongDress up and go dancing with my girlfriends.bills n' gamesDo you suffer from depression/anxiety?PotPhoneToasters, because of that shitty kids' movie. NOT toilets.injection33no - life's too shortA motorcycleI'll finally get that stupid TOTW qual in mturk heaven.I have just one very long hair that I wind around my head so it's covered.musicweight loss and maintenanceI think about girls.whateverYou've probably gotten this before, but in the immortal words of Homer Simpson: Max Power! He's the man, Whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch. His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! Cuz his name can be said by anyone!It's shake and bake, and I helped (while doing the voice).mTurk HITman... My timer expired.A BlueJay that consistently spouts out well paying hits of course.I had a baby when I was young and don't know who the father isi will eat it b/c I'm a pony.....and junkTrip on a trash can.It's A Hard Knock LifeI would eat lots of chocolates if I could win the lottery.I wish for immense dexterity on piano, great talent on guitar, and the ability to pick my physique and never have it change or degradeHe should be locked in a room full of angelic-looking, cannibalistic children and their flesh-eating teddy bears.Where do boats go when they get sick? The dockJustin BieberGet supplies (guns, food, seeds, medicine, building supplies) and go to a cruise ship with a strong team and family members/friends. Find deserted island. Take out all zombies/threats. Build shelter and start humanity anew.The one that got awayEveryone gives matt their goldBigole Dingalingsnakein the woods in a very secluded spotHUGE EXCITEMENT SANDWICH WITH COCAINE SAUCE!competition successlaptopThe JetsonsMUMMY RETURNS
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pee standing upHave a lesbian encounter.Bills, food, books and video games!Who is the best accordian player to ever live?SalsaMy coffee cup.Statue of LibertyI would like to be shot in the head so that death is instantaneous.Around 24 years old. Maybe that's when I stopped growing up!No, not in that sense.PS4There will be a whirlwind of catastrophic cataclysmic cosmic proportions, and all the planets will stop their orbits around the sun. It will be a new age of reason.My DNA makeupMy motherComputer PorgrammingI usually think about the future. Not always good things.Indubitably.Saturn would float of you had an ocean big enough to hold it.My ex was scared of spiders. So when I found out he cheated on me. I packed his things. But, I made sure to hand deliver him a special box, that I just so happened to put a couple of spiders in.For all of those who lived vicariously through me..........I HAD ALL THE FUN!....what did you have?A puppyI watch too much gay porn.I will let it eat me and then cut my way out of its body with my pocket knife.I was washing dishes, went to scratch my nose and dropped the butcher knife which went straight through my foot. OUCHanything by mariah careyI would have children if I could find a husband.New House, LL Cool J buck naked in my bed, MoneyDoing his own crappy HITs 16 hours a day.jesus goes in to an inn. hands the inn keeper three nails and says can you put me up for the night.Andy DickSave all the hot chicks I can. Because someone has to repopulate after we kill all the zombies...Fabio, no homoAnyone who says "I got my hair/nails did" get beat over the head with a caveman-style club.AllegraghostNear the Gulf Coast.money money money!Papilon, Coma, Easy way to stop smoking.BANKmad menRab Ne Bana Di Jodi
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Drink a lot of water, and pee standing up!Prolly laze around, dude.Buying surprise gifts for my girlfriend. Sometimes things on my wishlist if I've made enough.Does anyone use their mturk earnings for illegal things?MARIJUANA AND FEBREZEMy doghouseI would like to continuously eat the world's most dangerous foods until something kills me or I explode from eating too much.i'm 57 but i usually feel like i'm about 40. i simply refuse to believe i'm almost 60.noMoney so I can put it towards my debt or a tablet so I can use mturk easierLife will go on without memy houseMy momgetting girlsAll the bills I need to pay.MoneyI'm saving up to get a puppyThe ol' porn in the VCR trick.M turker elite!I don't need any exotic creature, just a good Maine Coon kitteh.I have used drugsMake him do Oscar HITs. Insta-dead.my dick broke off in your momTaylor Swift - I Knew You Were TroubleI would jump off a bridge if I could go to the moon.I would wish to be given Oscar Smith's treasure trove of business cards (pre-transcription!), Zingy's TOTW qual, and all of Paycheck's knowledge.He has to sit in an uncomfortable office chair without coffee or music and do his HITs forevermore.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob.That homeless lady.It's unlikely that I would be immune to the zombie outbreak, so I can imagine I'd be running around eating brains and shit.John F. Kennedy, Jr. for sure!feed the hungryChesty La RouxFalling off a cliff or something of similar height.deep in a very large Indiana cornfield.libertyHalo, Harry Potter, and Lord of the RingsMobilePhoneLostthe persuit of happyness
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play basketballtouch myself all dayI use the money to pay bills.What's your favorite type of cookie?Pot smoke... I hate my downstairs neighbors...my penismy teddy bearFiring Squada lot older than I lookBy the true definition of the word, there should be no human being that another human being hates. Do I say I hate particular individuals yes. Do I actually hate them, or feel intense hostility to some of their behavior? I'd like to think the latter would be the actual truth.a metal detectorHopefully, I will go to Heaven and be reunited with my lost loved ones! :)State of mind.My kidsSpeaking all languages!Just have to make sure my alarm is on for the morning.DongerCats are great petsWhat did god say when he made the first nigger? Oops I burnt one!A man loved by many.a unicorni'm lonelyWith my superpowers, of course. Doesn't everyone have them?When I was young, I decided to ride my brothers skate board on my belly, I hit a bump and slid chin first on the road. I still have a big scar across my chinbarbie girl - AquaI would degrade myself if I could be richhappiness, a new apartment, good healthlife in prisonNew JerseyKanye WestGrab my survival bag, load my gun, and go to war.Joan of ArcAbsolute equality.Rock StafforddeathDeep in the Catskill MountainsmoneyPanchathantra , Eliad, AniadFoodBob's Burgersxxx
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Probably have sex with a woman and find some snow to pee my name intoInappropriate sexual things.paying bills and various other thingsCats or dogs?fresh air, a little like flowers and potpourri but uniquely like homea cigaretteI am hungry. It would be the painting of fruitinjectionI feel older than the trees in the forest.YesGTA5Soul becomes the energy it was in life. Contributing to the ultimate good or evil in the universeMy HairMy mom.Internal MedicineI think about how I will get up again to advocate forcand help my son ewith autism havea good and fair day, and life.AlchemyI am in love with another man, not my husband.what do you call it when a bug kills himself? Pestiside!A weeping angel, and the words "Don't Blink"DogI like cartoonsA shotgunI literally walked into a palm tree because I was texting while walking.Faure's Pie JesuI would fight a tiger if I could live forever.1) infinite magic lamp with gene :D 2) infinite money 3) world peaceDeath by a thousand business card papercutsDuring the French-Indian war there was a parlay between the French and British officers. The French officer says to the British officer, "You are so brazen with your bright red coat!" The British officer replies, "That's so that if I am wounded, the blood won't show and my men's morale will not wither." A week later the French changed uniforms from white pants to brown!David Holdzcom, an old bossHunt down people I don't like and kill them claiming they were zombies, regardless if they were or not.HoudiniIf a person is convicted and guilty beyond reasonable doubt of rape or child molesting, he/she is to be executed publicly.dick albinofalling asleep on the busIn the cemeteryI want a girlfriend who treats me with respect.london fields, slaughterhouse five, skinny legs and all, the brothers karamazovgameSeinfeldNever ending story III, Falcor's Revenge.
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Play with myselfI would enjoy exploring my body:)i use to pay my utltie billlsWhy are you really on mturk?Warm cookiesidk, that was years agoMy carSmothered by a large pair of breastsIt depends on the day... Right now my 23 years is feeling more like 50.nobodyAn iphoneGo to meet Jesus! And if your saved, eternal life! If not...judgment! Then it's eternal death and separation from God. It's God's world and His creation so we all will answer to Him.My humorMy momConvergence of evolutionary biology and anthropologyI think about sleep before I sleep.jabroniI tripped walking down the stairs carrying my white cat and a hot dog. She does not appreciate a mustard mustache nor the yellow ear streaks.knock knock, who's there?, me, me who, meow!Loving MotherA MonkeyI sometimes visit 4chan. But just /tv/strangle it to deathNot paying attention to what I was doing and slicing my finger off with a filet knifeSomewhere Over the RainbowI would suck every dick on the planet if I could just be happy.To always have the money to pay for whatever purchase I need with my debit card/checking account checks. To have a protective ward over whatever house I live in that prevents any bugs/spiders/rodents from entering. To have no excess skin when I reach my goal weight.DAT BLACK DICK. L. O. DICKWhat's brown and sticky. A stick.Obama, Prez InCogNegroRe-watch Zombieland, as training.Lee NewtonDo what you want to do as long as it doesn't negatively affect anybody else.hot cross bunsthe deep oceanIN A GRAVEYARD WHICH IS NOT IN USEABLEfabioThe Malgudi days, The Macbeth.collegeIt's always sunny in PhiladelphiaA Life Less Ordinary
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Pee standing upWish I was male again.SavingsI would ask where they find the highest paying hits to complete!Vanilla Air FreshenerI touched my cell phonemy mirrorpain free40I truly hate my own father.a new laptopWhen I die, I'm guessing my body will decompose and return to nature. That's the end.I am smarter than everyone else.my familyKARATEUsually I just imagine myself outside somewhere.cuddlesI want 5k approved hits please.Rubber band on the water faucet. So simple (cheap) and so effective.Oh well, that's finally over with.Bengal TigerMy slippers are disgustingly filthy.Grow out a handlebar mustache. Take my shirt off....and BOX UNTIL ONE OF US PERISHES!I fell down some stairs by walking too fast.22 by Taylor SwiftI would kill one man if I could make another man happy.1). Get rid of cancer, 2). World Peace, 3). Stop starvation all over the world.Feed him pennies till his stomach pops.What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer.A past version of myself for dating my miserable ex-girlfriend.RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!Patrick SwayzeGoogle must pay more than 0.02 for the speech HITs they expect us to do.cindyBeing with a partner that has premature ejaculationFind some alligators in a pond and throw it in.I want sleep.Harry Pottervet bills for a rescue stray catThe Big Bang TheoryBhag Milkha Bhag
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I would bring all the boxes out of the basement that are too heavy for me to lift!play with my boobsmonthly healthcare billDo you believe everything is awesome?lavender and camomilea glass of wineMy bikeFiring squad18No.500 amazon gift cardThe soul/spirit remembers what its mission is and either resumes it by reincarnating or ends it by ascending. Either way, the soul/spirit lives on. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, only transformed.My personalityMy husbandprogrammingWhat is going to happen the next dayleopardi want the cards to win the world series but in all honesty i'll be surprised if they do. red sox in 6.One of two, both shit related. First, I like to shit in the top part of the toilet, the infamous "upper decker". If I'm really feeling in, I like to put my defecation inside the electronic hand blowers compartments in public restroom.Always be nicegiraffeI need people to lean on too.Give him poisoned bread crumbsGetting a 3 inch splinter in my buttcheek.Lil Jon - Nothin FreeI would give my left testicle if I could get masters today.Infinite wisdom, considerate compassion, a peaceful life.Every HIT of his should pay $10 each.Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and say, "man it's really hot in here". The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, "WHOA, a talking muffin!"my fatherOil my chainsaw.Marilyn Monroelick my ballscabreLiving a life alone.Eat it. No one can find it if its buried inside you.moneyLittle women and "A Christmas Carol".boozeSuitsLife of pi
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fapGo into a woman's sauna or steam room. I mean who wouldn't if they were a woman for a day.Student Loans and other Billswho is your Favorite actress?Pine SolCoke zero canlaptopsby the Guillotine. It's over quickly.crustyanyone who hurts others.I want a Harpsicle! A purple one!I will be deadI live in a rehabilitated asylum.My DadBeing a parent.Work the next dayprocrastinationI've got nothing else to say.Letting a greased pig into my high school hallways.You were wrong, there is no god.Basset HoundI reallywith a thousand duck sized horsessliding in to home plate and catching my foot on the side of the plate breaking my legLights Turned On by Childish GambinoI would walk to work If I had a side walkLots of money. End world hunger. Have my family be happy, healthy, wealthy and wise.His punishment should be to pay us $3 per hit.Why was the blonde staring at the frozen orange juice container? It said "concentrate"Justin BieberGet shotgun. Kill zombies. Hide in grocery stores and eat spaghetti-o'sgandhi, I bet he will put up a fight after I'm done with him.To declare myself king of awesomeness.$hayndi (gotta have that dollar sign, random y and an i to make sure it is the perfect stripper name)losing my teethCavemoneyQuaran and authentic HadithcharityRegular ShowTitanick
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jack it forever, also walk down dark alleys at night without fear of being rapedGo shoppingTo save, I am trying to retire "someday".What's your favorite sports team?smelly teenage boys covered up by cinnamon candles that dont do a very good jobMy big black... phoneMy bookbagTake pills and go to sleep forever.I feel like I'm 80 because I'm in so much pain all the time, and it's hard for me to get aroundnoFlannel Jacket from Eddie Bauer.My corpse will start to rot after a few days and some stranger will have sex with it.my heightMy Grandmotherouter space including the time-space continuumI think about Buffy the Vampire Slayer and how Buffy and Faith should have gotten together.fartknockerVote Libertarian, or don't bother voting at all!Putting a cup of water at the top of a door that is slightly ajar. When the person enters, the water spills on them.Hey ladies...wanna meet an incubus?A nigger.I don't go to collegeI kick him in his "quackers", hop on his back while he is bent over in pain, cover his eyes with my hands and ride him into the deep end of the pond, bouncing on his back until he drowns.Ran into a glass sliding door, talk about mortifying!Mayonaka no orchestraI would cut my arm off if I could have my son back alive.1.Good health 2. enough money to pay bills/basic needs and have a few dollars left over 3. Peace in our worldTo give a $100 bonus to every worker who has ever done his HITs.knock knock. who's there, 9/11, 9/11 who?, i thought you said you'd never forget!Oscar SmithJoin them. Might as well be on the winning team.Bob Marley maaaaaannnYou better have beer in your fridge or else!Exotic DancerTim Tebow making the 53 man rosterIn a pig farm$1,000,000 bonusMeg by Steve Alten, Seven Wonder by Matthew Reilly, Night Vision by Randy Wayne White, The Stand by Stephen King, and The Death of Johnathan Moses Walker by Blaine Reese.computerDeadwoodSpider Man
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Pee anywhere I pleased!I would go to a Spa and spend the day being pampered by having me hair and nails done. Followed by a massage.help my Social Security money last to the end of the monthhow can I get a masters qualI'm talking to my roommates two of us say it smells like a barn. The other roommate says it smells like roses.Cat littermy panther liquor bottleSuffocated by breasts25No. Hate is too strong of a word.My 2 front teeth.you go to sleep and dreamI'm no different than anyone else.myselfComputer buildingwork i have to do the next day - it never ends.funIf you could get 12 of anything, what would it be?It's so mean.. At a restaurant, put a dollar tip on top of a full water glass. Flip over.turklifeA domesticated skunk or foxI'm in love with that whore you call a mom.Throwing slices of bread at it to distract it.I heard a song on the radio, and the place I lived did not allow CD's so I jumped out of a moving van so that I could get to my room and turn on the radio before the song ended. banged myself up and flipped head over heels twice.crazy - britney spearsI would change my family's life if I could win the lottery.Money, a good job, and a lovely wife!*IN JUDGE DREDD VOICE* DEATHHHHTwo Aggies are walking through the forest, hunting. They come upon some tracks and argue. One says 'they're deer tracks, so we should follow them.' The other says 'no, they're bear tracks, we should go the opposite way.' While they were standing there arguing, the train came and ran them over.My husband's ex-wife. BAM!Oh perfect, my friends and I have this all planned out. Step 1: Locate the nearest gun shop (there are many in my town) to stock up on supplies. Step 2: Do the same with grocery stores. Step 3: Meet the others in my group at the nearby airport, where I will steal a plane to fly. Step 4: Fly out to CA to refuel, then to Alaska, then across to Siberia. Step 5: Locate a missile silo on our list (yes, we have a list). Step 6: Move in, live off the land, wait it out. Step 7: Repopulate? Possibly with your mother.Hellen Keller (I have low self esteem).Bring me Oscar Smith's head. Also, no orange clothing. Ever. Ick.Glenn 125thheightsCould do the Dexter thing and dump em in the ocean though i live in the mountains so maybe in the lake or that pond out in the middle of the woods, that might work.To get back on track with my life.The Magic of Thinking BIg Think and Grow Rich The Power of Positive ThinkingClothingPerceptionI am legend (2007)
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Have sex with a woman to see how it feels.Grab my boobsbuying stuff from amazonDo you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?Dinnermy phoneCartoon animation celsas quick and painless as possible. If i could have my head chopped clean off with a sword, I'd take that25Yes, my husband's first wifeMoneyBeing married to a psychic medium, I know that our spirits will go on after life.The idea we all possess that we are not all the same.My dadMathFor the past year or so, I have been training myself to fall asleep while I sing through the song "The Last Unicorn" (America version, not that Kenny Loggins junk). I sing mentally, not out loud. Anyway, the first few weeks were slow but now I fall asleep pretty reliably halfway through. It makes it much easier to go to sleep whenever and wherever I want (car, couch, naptime, or when my mind is restless).cocki once farted in my own mouthMy life!This space for sale inquire withinParriotI masturbate dailyI would lure him with slices of white bread in to a huge cooking pot and serve him with a side saladClosing front door on my hand.Any Depeche Mode songI would eat a human liver for 3 million dollars.To fly, see through things and make people permanently smell like they just farted.20 years hard labor transcribing 4 page walmart recipts that got rained on for 2 cents each.Did you hear about the new circus in town? It's in tents.my ex-boss. He was a creep always making passes at us younger girls in the office.Grab guns and camping gear and head to the under populated parts of CanadaOh shit, this has to be a real person? Hmm... maybe David Bowie when he was younger.No lawsnow bornSpeaking or Addressing something in front of crowd or huge count of people.where a foundation is about to be poured.To learn something every day.Bible,The God of Small Things ,homeFriendsThe Message (1976)
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suck my own dick! all dayLive my normal life as is with no changes.CollegeWhat is your favorite pastime?Cinnamonhomemade cupcakecell phoneI would prefer to shut my body down through force of will before they have the satisfaction of killing me.Today I feel like I'm 35.Yes, SteveA membership to the American Air Admirals club.Nothing since I do not believe in an afterlife.The spelling of my name and my combination of organization and creativity!my wifeReligion/SpiritualityHow thankful I am for having had another 24 hours of freedom from bondage, and for that I am grateful.ephemeralstop all the clocks,cut off the telephone. prevent the dog from barking with a big juicy bone.silence the pianos and with muffled drum.bring out the coffin,let the mourners come.I put a live pigeon in my friends room. The pigeon pooped everywhere and scared him by flying at him upon opening the door!Here lays a woman who lived her life.DogI once urinated on a sidewalkI would have to hold on to his long neck and hope my weight would kill him. (But, then I would be sad for killing him!)I ran into a parked car on a bike.Three's Company Theme SongI would have sexual relations with Oprah if I could have her money.for a job I like that will support me, to meet David Bowie, good health for my familyHe should be forced to do his own hits for all eternity. So by the time he dies he'll make a whopping $3.42.I went to the doctor for a checkup - it all went fine, until he tried to write my prescription with a thermometer he had taken from his breast pocket. After a pause, he looked at the thermometer and said 'Damnit! Some asshole has my pen!'Satan.runNikola Tesla - dem smarts and dat gazeProstitution would be legalized.RoxySpeaking in front of a group.His neighbor's backyard!A semi-functional social life.CRIME NAVALSDONATIONTrue BloodEnglish vinglish
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work a hard labor jobmasturbateI use the money to help pay for schoolIf your pet could speak, what accent would he/she have?cinnamonMy ipadthe vacuum cleanerGuillotineI feel 44 and that is because I am 44. :)Yes, I don't belive in forgive and forget for somethingsto have my bills paidYou become a skeleton.I have crazy lego building skillsMy fatherEverything :)OcelotspersnickiteyLife is a dance you learn as you go.Whoopie cushionI don't want to be buried, so if not cremated, leave it blank.panda bearI masturbate at workducks aren't meant to be that big, I could just tip it over and it probably wouldn't be able to get back up. ezpzwe were drunk af. a friend suggested going for a ride on his motorcycle. we didn't make it out of the driveway before it fell on my foot. broke my foot. was in a cast for several weeks. god what a dumbass i washalf of my heart by john mayerI would suck a penis if I could have a 1 million dollarsI would wish for a great meal, for a great scotch and then a thousand more wishesPublic flogging >:(Zingy not having masters. :DMiley CyrusI put on my Dale Face.My almost-was boyfriend. Shoulda gone all the way that night.Penny hits all give $100 bonuses.mercedesMy worst fear is finding out who you are.I wouldn't bury it. I'd shove it in a bucket, head out to sea and drop it in the water ala Scott PetersonTo do something with my life.The Dying Earth, Eyes of the Overworld, ShadowlandMy girlfriendThe Amazing World of Gumballpulp fiction
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Pee my name in the snow. Pee standing up. Jerk off. Try to get laid. Streak. Pee on things. Punch someone. Sauna. Make a rap video about man whores. Try a cock ring. Sex with a pie, preferably apple. Paint crotch area to look like elephant (penis truck), have sex with a watermelon. And a bunch of grapes. Jump up and down naked. Walk around naked to see how that works.I would play with myself, and see if orgasms feel the same for women.Dog foodSo, why are you turking it?OrangesA drinking glassmy ipadGuillotine434 years...Being an immortal vampire is hard.No. I've thought I hated some people I didn't know personally (politicians) but I realized that when they retired I didn't feel hostile to them anymore, so I think that's not real hate.EmploymentI hope my spirit will stay here to help and guide the family i am leaving behind.too competitiveAyn RandMarketingi stress about paying bills usuallywoofI'm listening to this podcast and apparently people used to think Black Sabbath albums had personal demons attached. This makes me want to buy one so I can have my very own personal demon.Melting chocolate then pouring it on a toilet seat.His life was one heck of a ride!koalaIn about 99% of my personal relationshipsI light up my eyes and I charge my lazors. The duck dies.Tripping over my son's matchbox car, I broke my wrist after I slippedParty in the USAI wouldn't do much for much.3000 dollars a month for a lifetime. Then I wish to give my last wish to my husband.make him do his hits for all of eternity... with no breaksWhat's brown and sticky? A stick!my father.Defend your position until it's clear to bug out.Audrey HepburnThe only sensible way to live in this world is without laws. So my law is no laws.Dandy Candyfor waterI would put it under my ex-wife's house.A life that doesn't require much effort.Harry Potter,Above All, Don’t Wobble,Emptiness and Stuffing,Revolution 2020Samsung Galaxy S4GokusenSingham
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I would play with my penis.Physically examine my bodymiscellaneous purchases without guiltWhich of the most notoriously shady mturk requesters do you remember cheating you in the past?it really doesn't have any smell at all except for when my wife is cooking and then it's a great smell that makes me want food immediately.My hairMy laptop. As much as I grumble at it while I'm working, it would be nice if it could verbally sympathize with me.Lethal Injection21Adolph hitlerA vibrator.Hopefully, I go to heavenI don't care how my coffee tastesjesusmedicinebeautiful womenPoopTrust in the kindness of strangers, but remain vigilantTell my neighbor my husband has a new job and we are moving.Feast or FaminedraccusI love you!I would utilize my massive quantity of bread (which I keep on hand at all times, to guard against exactly this situation) and begin tossing out basketball-sized chunks of it to distract my opponent. While he is in the process of swallowing one of my tasty treats, I will use his distraction to my advantage. I will mount him like the horse he can never be, and throttle him in mid-swallow. I love ducks, so I will be weeping bittersweet tears at my victory. I will provide him a proper burial.Cut myself with a scissors while trying to push a broken cork into a champaigne bottle at an office party.Freewill by RUSHI would impregnate Halle Berry if I could marry herInfinite money, never having to sleep if I don't want to, Seinfeld never went off the airHe has to do his own hits.What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.Adolph HitlerrunwaymyselfDon't talk about my dictatorship.Twinkletoesdarkness/the unknownin the desertTo be the very best.Tax Free RetirementDONATIONThe Walking DeadCasino
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COOK SOME GOOD FOODI'd fuck a LOT of dudesLifeWhat was your favorite survey or most paying survey ever completed?Vanillabowl and spoonvaccuumshoot me when I 'm not looking65 years old.My brother.I want a mothers ring!I will go to heaven to see Jesus and my loved ones .I have an eyepatch.Martha Beckphysicschrist jesusbromancei need a vacation. Preferably to an island! Las Vegas is acceptable also.Waiting until now to tell you "MAX, I AM YOUR FATHER".I don't give a fuck anymore.A parrotI'm still a little obsessed with this guy I met over two years ago who's forty years older than me.My cadre of duck-sized horse minions will easily defeat it.playing basketball; sprained anklecreepI would punch Amazon in the face if I could get that Masters qual for Zingy100 billion dollars, Invincibility/Stay 21 until I want to die, Ability to run super fast and fly.Death by hanging.How do you stop a mexican tank? Shoot the people pushing it.Anne hathawayLobotomize the zombies, wrap 'em in suits so won't leak body fluids and sell them as zombie slaves - I have thought about this ALOT : here is my video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHx9vdh7fa8CleopatraOnly healthy foods in the countryVeronica MixGoing insane.yesI want a new phoneDon Quioxte, Hungry Moon, Transmetropolitanfood and clothsGeneral HospitalFast and Furious
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SEE WHAT SEX IS LIKE FOR A MANI would go shopping and look for men to be around.Things that I want.Batman or Superman?rosesRaw chickenmy teddy bearTied to a rocket without an astronaut suit and flied to the moon, aww yeahOld enough!Nah. I'm cool with people.iPad AirNothingOut of all the infinitesimal people I could be, of all the ways genes can come together, I have taken this unique form. ThatAnomander RakeI would be a Mycologist- a mushroom expert.Everything I have to do the next daylurveSeasons Greatings to all and to all a good nightshaving cream and a feather?To thine own self be truea daschund or walking sharkI'll tell you one if you tell me!By letting loose my backup plan, a horse-sized goose. Geese are pure evil, it will surely win. The world will surely not survive, however.jumping down a flight of stairs, i tripped on the bottom stair and broke my ankleCamptown Races.I would do Oscar Smiths if I could pull each of his toenails out one by one and force him to watch saved by the bell rerunsI'd wish for a trillion dollars, mind control, and eternal youth.Skin him alive and throw him into the lake of fire and sulphurWhat do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.My daughter-in-law.Me, Wilbur, an' Bubba Jim are holin' up in the Costco. YEEHAAW!!!!Harrison Ford, circa 1983Outlaw all militariesJupiteroscarsDoes the ocean qualify as buried? If yes, there. If no, shallowly in the woods, well away from hiking trails and near where bears live.I want a new gaming desktop1984 by George Orwell, The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini, Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut, The Lover's Dictionary by David LevithanCharitySMAPxSMAPGladiator
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I would see what it was like to pee standing up, then I would go about my normal businessProbably freak out about suddenly swapping genders! Then have fun.100% Savings, while I spend my paycheck on necessities.Do you really have a social life?oldnessMy cell phoneTree in my gardenViking battle royale, swinging an axe like a warrior god29 years old with 50 year old knees.Yes, a guy that tried to steal my girlfriend from me.I want peace on earth. Failing that, I'll take alcohol.I have no idea, but I am completely open to the possibilities.I want to change because I say really awful things when I'm angry that I always regret.Myselfmy jobI think about sex with my crush - it helps me sleep.FLUFFERNUTTERJesus ChristPantsing someoneGone fishinga unicornI want to urinate on your face and fuck your wife.I would summon 100 duck sized horses to do the fighting for me.I couldn't find my phone one night, so I decided to have one of those websites call it. Well, it was on silent, so I turned off all the lights so I could see it light up. I tripped over the coffee table and hit my head while wandering around in the dark house trying to find it. What's even more stupid? I had just switched phone numbers so I wasn't even putting in the right number for the website to call. My forehead bled for an hour :/Down With the Sickness - RICHARD CHEESE versionI would punch a baby in the face if I could have a million dollars.World peace, financial freedom, health for my entire familyHe should be forced to eat nothing but chocolate cake, all day, every day.That Americans are free. Zing![y]My ex boyfriend.Hoard food, conserve ammunition, and kill zombies. Possibly join a group to pool resources.your motherMy first law is everyone has to take a nap everyone afternoon. The world would be in a much better mood.JIMMYtornadosIn the neighbor's garden.To take my wonderful Wife to Can Cunhorror, Romantic & Thriller Novels.booksrevengeBrave
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Pee standing up, play videos games all day, and finally experience what it's like to have women wait on ME hand and foot. :)play with my boobs.rentWhat would you do to get the masters qual?HerbsThe refridgeratorDildoQuick gun shot to the back of the head36Unfortunately yes, but only one or two people.a PS4BE WITH JESUSpersonalityPeyton ManningEngineeringWhat I am doing tomorrowrazzleberryThank you for the music!I played a breaking glass recording while I was cleaning my grandma's fine china dishes. Boy she can move fast when she'd like to :DDeadA deerI really despise a few people on the mTurk forum because they have nasty attitudes and act like their .... don't stink.By ducking his blows. SEE WHAT I DID THERE???I ran in front of a bus to catch my ballMy heart will go onI would receive genital herpes if I could deport all black people1. Healing powers 2. Money 3. LuckTranscribing business cards for a living at two cents each, with a quality score that is constantly lowered.a neutron walks into a bar and ask how much for a drink, and the bar tender says, "for you, no charge"joshI will give up and become a zombie myself. I'm too lazy to survive. Besides zombies always have lots of friends and a fulfilling social life as they shamble about.Marilyn Monroe (before anyone else got to her)Do not kill any one , except in self defense.Chesti La Ruesnakewith my collection of bees!!!!! ahhhhhh!!!To make the Lord the center of my family and to raise my children to be virtuous and honorable.Twilight, The Help, Fifty Shades of Grey1000The Big Bang Theory16 Candles; John Hughs Film
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Walk around with my shirt off and enjoy not having to wear a bra.I would see what a female orgasm feels like with a vibrator.to buy groceriesWhat was the weirdest topic you did on a MTurk survey ?nag champaDoor handleMy favorite bookGun shotForever 21... (not the store, though!)Yes.protien shakeI'm not entirely sure but I hope that our soul continues on, I have a hard time thinking that it all just ends.I don't hide my crazy very well.My sister, she has taught me so much!being happymy futuremehMy resolution for the rest of the year is to ask more questions and make fewer declarative statements when I talk.Saran wrap on toiletDeath is but the next greatest adventure.EeeeeeeeaggllleeeeI hate all children.Offer him bread and then I would befriend him, a horse-sized duck will be an useful allyI am a cabinetmaker and was using a dull chisel to remove excess glue from a raised panel door. Since the chisel was dull, it didn't grab into the glue and wood. It slipped off the door and sliced my thumb to the bone. It bled a lot and required a trip to the hospital. I was worried about all the little stringy things hanging out from the wound, thinking about nerves and muscle tissue. After a thorough cleaning and some X-rays, I was sewn up. As the ER tech was cleaning my hand up for a dressing, I asked about the stringy things. He pulled out what looked like needle nosed pliers and proceeded to pull out the ones hanging loose. He explained, to my surprise, they were fat cells.Mariah Carey - HoneyI would cut out all of my friends and family from my life if I could just have 50 million dollars.1. Telepathy 2. Immortality 3. Ability to be invisible at anytime.Chinese Water Drop TortureGuy #1 walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Guy #2 says, "I resent that remark." Guy 1 says, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there were any lawyers in this bar." Guy 2 says "I''m not a lawyer; I'm an asshole."Alex TrebekChannel my inner walking dead heroes and kick butt!John F KennedyEveryone must make me tacos on a daily basis.Wild TigerI don't actually know.in concrete bridge foundationFinancial stability.INVISIBLE MAN, MIDNIGHT'S CHILDREN, ODYSSEYtravelOnce Upon a TimeA Beautiful Mind
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Nothing all that different than I normally do, except use a different bathroom and/or pee standing up.lesbian sexsilverWhat are ways you cope with handling stress?Dinner, diapers, and dogs.my dickA pencilGun shot to the headI feel like a teenager.Anyone I truly hate, no. I do not hold grudges!! Hate is bad and you shouldn't hate anyonemoneyThe world will change... people won't be able to function without me.I am freaking fabio.Easy, moi.Investing.I hope I wake up in a better reality tomorrowyoIs it ok if i go to bed now?to stand behind a door and pop outit would be beneath me to make a your mom joke for this one. fortunately i already have your mom beneath me heyoooooooooooDogI'm red/green colorblind so I avoid identifying those colors in situations I may have to.Throw a bale sized loaf of bread and hoof it.Dropped a knife on my footMaggie MayI would kill 1000 cats if I could have sex with Kate Upton.1. I would wish to go into labor instantly 2. I would wish for a non painful delivery 3. I would wish for a painless recovery.to fill out 1 million of his crappy hits.Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work." The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.Ron Howardsmoke weedJacqueline Kennedyfree beer for everyone!Rump Rangerrejectionthe litterboxfor this HIT to be worth $100.00Count of Montechristo, Les miserablesCoffee. It was a cafe, late night, Turked there and knew one of the cute waiters quite well. It was one of the last nights I had to spend with my best friend before we moved away, me to another part of Oregon, her to Chicago. We walked eight miles that night, which started at 10 pm after the 5th of July fireworks, and ended at about seven in the morning as we lay in front of a church on a lake and watched the sun come up. We both got a lot off of our minds that night, and we mutually regretted not doing it sooner. This woman, this incredible young woman, trusts me more than her own father or mother. And I told her I loved her that night, something I waited a half a decade, an attempted suicide and one successful suicide to tell her. I will never regret that. We're still friends, but mostly through Facebook as she flew to Chicago two weeks ago to be with her fiancee. I hope she is happy, above all else.The WireCasablanca
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If I were a man for a day, I would go to the store called Men's Warehouse and buy a suit and go to work wearing it the next day. I would also change my gender on Facebook from Female to Male.Take advantage of my sexual advantageMostly fun extras that I don't feel like spending "real" money for.How long have you been doing hits?cannabis and incensecombcarBlowdartOld enough to tell you to get the hell off my lawn.My ex boyfriend. He was a controlling jerk.I want my health for Christmasi will decompose and my body will disentegrateI am the only person I know that hates listening to music of any kindMy familytrading stocks and bonds.Childhood petquichewhat ever you wantPutting plastic wrap on the toilet seat.nothing. i will be cremated or receive a sky burialelephantI stopped wearing panties when I was threeSay Oscar Smith three times.hit myself in the eye with a tennis ball lolFantastic Voyage by CoolioI would eat a puppy if I could get the Masters qualification.10 billion dollars, cure for all disease, world peaceWrite a check for an additional $1 for every hit ever completed for him.A guy asked a bartender for a five year old shot of scotch and not to mess around because he knew his scotch. Curious, the bartender poured a two year old shot of scotch out of sight of the customer and placed it in front of him. The customer took a sip and spit it right back in the glass. I asked you for a five year old shot, this is one is two. The bartender apologized and explained that he just wanted to test the customers skill and poured him a five year old shot of scotch. A guy was sitting at the other end of the bar and came up to the customer and said "I saw what you just did there and that was impressive, I was wondering if you could tell me about this?" and placed a shot in front of him. The customer swirled it around and took a sip and immediately spit it back out and yelled "This taste like piss!" The other guy said "Anyone can tell me that, how old am I?my bossbuild a shelter on top of a mountain and shoot them as they are walking upyou have a pornstar name -zingyBan all footwear.CLUMSY BARKERBeef curtainsIn Oprah's vaginaa radio flyer1984, The Green Mile, It, The Greatest Generation, Atlases.parasailingCSIBreakfast at Tiffany's
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Have sex.Explore my body!Money to ease unemploymentWhy do you Turk?popcorna bowl of foodMy car.morphine overdose, please.Much older than my 66 years, Health issues along with back and knee problems have "aged" me. Feel like I am in my 70's physically but 50 mentally.Yes, my uncle Steve.David Yurman braceletnothingI am smart AND intelligentMy motherCodebreakingHaving Zack Morris' time-out/time-in power.FlatulenceI like cheese.Pulling the fire alarm.im a phaggotmongooseI eat ketchup on my eggs. AND I LIKE IT.With 100 duck sized horsesNearly cut off a finger while trimming my hair.Oops, I Did It Again by Britney Spears.I would disown family to get financial freedom.I wish I would live forever, not aging. I wish that I was a billionaire, and I wish that I was married ot the girl of my dreams whom loved me undyingly.He should be confined to solitary with a computer that will only access his own HITs and he has to spend all eternity doing them.A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom responds, "But I'm a fungi!"Rand PaulStock up and canned food and ammo. Then drive to a relative's house in the woods, build a decent wall around the place and take up defensive positions.Rachel Ward at age 21Stop being dicks to people!DavidI fear deathAt a fast-moving checkout lane in Wal-mart ... since those are near impossible to find.You, Max. I want you.Shibumi, The Shining, Ender's Game, and I'll get around to reading the Necronomicon sometime hereMy bicycle. It is my main form of transportation and it's funRoseanneTITANIC
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Try to pick up a girl to date for the day.Curious from the male point of viewsleep with another womandiapers, groceries, bills, livingWhat was your chosen career prior to joining mturk?Stuffinessa door handle.My carWith a gunshot when I least expect it59. I don't feel any older than I am. I have neuropathy in my feet. I therefore feel very little.yes, many peopleI just want to spend time with my family and enjoy the holiday seasonI will be buried.I'm different because I choose not to be defined by society's various categories and classifications.My parents have been the biggest influence on my life. They raised me, fed me, clothed me, and made sure I got to school for the first eighteen years of my life. I feel confident in saying that without them I would not be here today.I would like to be an expert in the sport of lacrosseCookiesforeverThanks for the great HITTie a rubber band around the sprayer nozzle on the sink and wait for someone to turn on the waterIs not heregorillaI love singing Mambo No. 5 in the shower.I would freeze some tranquilizers and put them in donuts and produce them as a pre-death match snack for the duck. THEY'RE BABIES!I picked tried to break up a cat fighting with a dog.Blister by Our Lady PeaceI would shave my head if I could read the rest of the Song of Ice and FireNot having to work. A cabin in the woods. Serenity.$5,000 fine, paid by doing his HITs only.Knock Knock! Who's There? Queen. Who Queen? Queen My Dishes Please!!!!!ObamaKill them fastly and quickly before something worse comesThe girl I dumped right before going to college.I'd make it legal for anyone over the age of 100 to punch anyone in the face.JollySpiders.on himalayasSexThe Halo books were amazing, The Golden Compass, Diablo - By Blood Betrayed, the Mechwarrior booksfoodDr. WhoP.S. I love you
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I would lift heavy objects and open jars with tight lids to see if it was much easier having more muscle mass.Make wild mongoose love.I'm saving it for a breast augmentation.After shitting, do you stand to wipe or do you remain seated?fresh basil and mint from the garden with some dirty dog thrown into the mix, she needs a batha catmy smartphoneBeing fucked to death by Pamela Anderson in her prime.I never feel old. But now that you mention it...Yesnew hockey skatesoblivionMoneymy parentsHealingWhat I am going to do tomorrow.geewillikersI've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.sometimes when someone i know parks in front of my house I put a piece of paper under the windshield and then i say "look, you got a parking ticket." they get nervous and go over to their car and then see it was just a piece of paper i put there.She was a nice person.a monkeyI had sex last night :)I would nail his duckbill shut and then strangle him.coming back from the bathroom i hear my show come on from the living room, so I rush over there and jump over the dog gate and my foot clips it. I fall forward and land on my face on the tile. I was laid out for about 30 minutes on the floor in extreme pain.More Than Words - ExtremeI would punt a child in the face if I could have a quarter.lifetime supply of penny hits, your mom, and more wishes. GIMME DEM PAPER CUTZ30 years of hard labor, meaning 12 hours a day of business card entry using a trackpad and a defective, cheap-ass Dell membrane keyboardOne time Santa tried to sneak up on me, but it didn't work because I sensed his presents.Justin BieberBuild a time machine, go back in the past, and have sex with your mother.MyselfPizza is freeSamantha SmootheSociety collapsing and me having to fend off humanity to protect my family.in the middle of the forest in one of the Dakotas where nobody goesChicken wings.othello, the tempestspermNCIShum aapke hein kaun
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Go for a hike and pee standing up.your momTo pay extra on my bills.What is your favorite thing to do with your MTURK $?cigarette smokeRAZ-ber-RITARocksbeing suffocated while i'm in deep sleep93no. I dislike some people, but there's no one that I hate.To be free of the obligation of buying other people shitA hole will rip open through space and time and I will be sucked in. Also, people will cry.Everything you are not.my motherI would want to be an expert at human psychology.The person I wish I could snuggle.cowWho are you, Max Powers?Telling someone you are going to play a joke on them but never do. Drives the person crazy thinking that you will.brbmini pigi'm a vampirefirst i'd pray. then i would run as fast as i can and hope that ducks can't run very fast.I was once riding a bike that was too tall for me and when I attempted to jump a curb, I fell off the seat and one of the pedals went into my leg.I touch myself.I would let a hippopotamus poop on my face if I could fuck Kate Upton.1. More underwear 2. More socks 3. Another magic lamp :)Paper cuts with business cars until he bleeds to death.A man walks into a bar. And it hurt.That guy that said Santa isn't real.kill as many as you can before they get youAudrey HepburnDon't drink and drive.Velvet Skypeopleunder waterMONEYTHE WHITE TIGERMusic. In any form, instruments, vinylBreaking BadGodfather II
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Pee standing up as much as possibleI would do drugs and murder some cops, before dying in a haze of gunfireI need extra money to help pay off my student loans.inb4 "where dem batches at?", "how do you get masters", "what's the kenta/binder panda?"Air Conditioning Filtermy hairMy plush raccoonI would like to be on ecstasy and have a lethal injection.I remember buying a Nintendo 64 with money from my first job. That was 17 years ago. : (noPlaystation 4Heaven.Nothing. I'm just like everyone else out there.My motherHow to pick up women.DebtschoppyGuess what day its? Hump DAY!take labels off of canned foodsThat sucks.A hippogryff. Because what's a hyppogryf anyway? I'm pretty sure they're badass at least.I hate my wife spaghettiWhy did you trigger my Bluejay Page Monitor? Now I'm mad, and I'd use that rage to destroy a horse sized duck with my bear hands.Tried to fix my Atari 2600 by taking the power cord out of the back of the console and sticking it in my mouth while the other end was still plugged into the wall. It hurt, it was stupid but worst of all I don't know why I thought doing that would fix the machine.a whole new world from alladinI would suck a dick if I could win 1 million dollars.Unlimited moneyFor the rest of his life, he have to go to ever single Justin Bieber concert and event.Ron PaulGeorge W. Bushbreak in to a gun store and take some weapons and as many ammunition as i can possible hoardMarie AntoinetteAll hot girls must remain topless when going out into public.WarriorsAnything terrible happening to my children.himalayasTo win the lotterywings of fire , harry potterBuying ComputerLouieInception
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Pee in the snow or set up little cutouts of droids and pretend i was in starwars with my pee. "pew pew pew"eat lots of pussyBills. mTurk is my main source of income at the moment.What do you do in between HITs?clean for a changeA book.The alarm clcck, wherefore it would comprehend the magnitude of the threats on its life it it ever woke me up again.Shot to the headPretty Goodno, but there is someone I strongly dislike. it's a thin line but it's not hate...yet.An Xbox One. And some games. And a million dollars. I'm not asking for much. Honest.I believe that my consciousness will end and my body with decompose.I'm older than most people I run into around here, but I use my computer more than most people I run into in real life. Oh, and I'm female and I play MMORPG's. According to most of the guys who play such games, that means I am a mythical creature.My Grandfatherpainting animalsMy childrenpugnaciousI am testing out mmmturkeybacon's script.Glue a quarter to the ground in front of a vending machine and watch the magic happen.Here lies one bad motherfuckerPandaI made $150 doing the sandwich hit. Go ona rusty butter knifeBy dating Mr. Asshole.He stopped loving her todayI would eat dog poop to kiss Miley Cyrus.To have a great career making movies, for me and my family to live long healthy lives, and for world peaceHe has to do his HITs for the rest of his life for .00003 cents.Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face!My boss. Pow, right in the kisser!make babies with max powers.MIley CyrusWorld peaceIvona ShotBeen homelessEverywhereI want to get married.ignited minds 2002, target 3 billion by Dr. abdul kalam,My advanced engineering mathematics book. I have used it a lot since I bought it.The News RoomJAI HIND