It's 3 PM somewhere

It's 3 PM somewhere

A dropshipper's hot, wet fantasy land

And YOU get a cap table, and YOU get a cap table!

Anonymity can be helpful, but sometimes it just enables bullying at scale

Back the jockey if they have a deep voice and wear a black turtleneck

Breakup #14 for Taylor Swift

Cloudy with a chance of unrestrained server costs

Dammit, Mom changed the password again

extra income for B, C, D, E- list

F**k shipping costs

Financial accounting innovation powerhouse

Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn!

How Uncle Ricky pays his drug dealer

A Prime in every home

Instacart ahead of its time

Is that Ashley from marketing??

$1.5M MRR in 24 hrs anyone?

It's 'free' thanks to our generous corporate donor, Citadel

Ja Rule was the first sign

Not quiet the gentrified experience

Oh really Aunt Sharon? Please tell us more

zuck is not a human

Only 2 more hyper critical reviews away from Elite status

Pay a lot more for something you can buy on Amazon

where you go to get your crystals to hope for future

Prequel to Ready Player One

Sweden's soft power

they have been scamming and people don't even realize

Putting your faith in Elon, and untested, semi-autonomous self-driving cars at 80 mph

Really great idea, but damn, was that poor market timing

Replacing all beer taps with cyanide-flavored kool-aid

Shouldn't this be unbundled by now?

So, there's a whole bunch of kids in Zimbabwe with just one shoe?

Stepcounts because we all needed another thing to worry about

Still waiting for that limited edition Beanie Baby...

The Plaid for payments

The sludge of the future

The Stripe for banking

The Uber for Boulder, Colorado

There's something in the meatballs

How hard it is to set up

How hard can it be to set up

They don't know what they do, but they know what you do

This startup is actually a rocketship

Twice the calories, but none of the cold, hard MURDER

What we all downloaded when Uber wasn't politically correct anymore

What you see is what you don't get

Where men go to swipe right over and over and over again

Where would the world be without trick shot videos and cats chasing lasers

94% of the world's data storage

Where you can invite your ex to discuss product-market fit!

The world ISA your oyster

You get what you paid for

You go for a quick dopamine fix, but end up leaving the bathroom 2 hours later

where you go to get quick dopamine rush but you end up spending hours

You must be live in Chicago if you think this still a relevant company to compare yourself with

It's called a smart contract you idiot

gas fees is a micro stress in life
send one 1 ETH to eceive 2 ETH back
send me some ETH to my address Chicago, IL

Where flat earthers, anti-vaxxers and moon landing hoaxers feel at home

it's only trolling if you get cancelled

The cold Chinese food you expect for twice the dollars

$2.00 service fee, $3.99 delivery fee, $1.00 Dasher support fee, $3.50 meal upcharge. Would you like to add a tip?

Did you even read the job description?

Where venture-backed startups go to pretend like they just launched yesterday

Wanna be startups

Intercity transit so fast we might finally catch up to China

Imminient domain never stood a chance

I prefer Map Quest

Directions to your life

Super app? More like super DUPER app

the first super app

And you thought eBay was good...

you never know when your suprise gift is going arrive

Turns out you ARE Irish (1.72%)

DNA is the key to life on Mars
The Feds still can't believe you VOLUNTARILY gave up your data

It's a slippery slope but... wouldn't YOU have wanted to be 3 inches taller??

What do you mean something fake came out of Miami?

Vaporware? More like Vapor-stare?

Everything that Skype could have been

zoombombing was so 2021

If Skype and WebEx somehow had a beautiful baby together

Who knew notes could look so damn good

They make my notes look sexy

I don't have anything to promote but check out my SoundCloud...

A healthy place to get your news (every 37 minutes)

Dog, plate of food, bikini, repeat

Viral ads before viral ads were cool

The razor blade model but the razor blades are super cheap