870 Comedy bang Bang Would You Rather Scenarios

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1	@CBBWYR 1 year of every persons life is controlled by the first person they have sex with OR It rains muffins in the country you run with Cher?
2	@CBBWYR 10% of the most normal human beings have a microchip explode in their heads every 10 yrs OR Everyday is a leap day + Free Aquariums?
3	@CBBWYR 7 dwarves lived in each of the bathrooms of your mansion OR Never finish a meal because Onion Head swoops in to steal it?
4	@CBBWYR A different mini superhero comes out of your bellybutton every morning OR a sentient boxing glove trains you to cook the chowder?
5	@CBBWYR A different Nick Cage character is your dad every year OR exiting any building requires a toll of elf testicles?
6	@CBBWYR A Dungeon Master decides your fate using rolls of a pumpkin OR Time flows backwards every other week & you own a monkey butler?
7	@CBBWYR A family of Dwarven silly putty manufactures lives in your basement OR On Mondays you can speak with the humorlessly murdered?
8	@CBBWYR A fiery pit to the depths hell will open up under the people who cut you off OR Marshmallow Fluff would fill any room you sing in?
9	@CBBWYR A flightless pterodactyl followed you around and would occasionally do your bidding OR Touching a hot object would kill a Nazi?
10	@CBBWYR A flock of funny ducks will do your bidding on even numbered days OR You can only orgasm in a dentist chair?
11	@CBBWYR A focus group of sentient clothes determines your day-to-day life OR Your day job is with NASA and your night job is with a hippie commune full of lava men?
12	@CBBWYR A magical Unicorn horn grows from your chin OR When you travel @ more than 13MPH a murder of crows serenades you VERY loudly?
13	@CBBWYR A Miniature version of Fraggle Rock exists in your stomach & your penis is Sprocket OR You are cousin to the Adams Family? Snap X2
14	@CBBWYR A new part of your body is sentient every day OR Eating sports equipment makes you amazing at that sport for 4 minutes?
15	@CBBWYR A rose by an other name would try to eat teens OR Every person reps one brand and your lifespan is determined by sales?
16	@CBBWYR A Sentient sled follows you around in the winter you daring you to throw snowballs at children OR Your Root-beer company employs only the undead?
17	@CBBWYR A sentient traffic cone is president.... OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM! OR Air Conditioners run on the tears of Atlantians?
18	@CBBWYR A sentient vacuum follows you around and tells your secrets if people feed it fruit lops OR Your spacesuit has a hole in it that only KISS can fix?
19	@CBBWYR A singing fog follows you around & eats your toenails OR Wearing the hat of a serial killer gives you magical powers & boobs?
20	@CBBWYR A third arm is growing out of your chest that has Benjamin Button disease OR Magic Mushroom can be used in spells & you are brave?
21	@CBBWYR A tinfoil hat prevents the Canadian government from reading your thoughts OR A 13 year old Homer Simpson is your life coach & chef?
22	@CBBWYR A TV theme song that least suits the situation you are in will issue forth from your teeth OR Telekinetic Eyebrow manipulation?
23	@CBBWYR Accrue all the lost socks and also socks are incredibly valuable and toxic OR Drugs are legal but food is not and you own a farm?
24	@CBBWYR Acne covered you from head to toe in a world run by a kind hearted god OR Every food u eat tastes like the next worse tasting food?
25	@CBBWYR Adam came from Eve’s Rib OR When you are asleep everyone in the same hemisphere as you also falls asleep?
26	@CBBWYR Alfonso Ribeiro dances on your grave each year OR Alf bakes you a cake on your b-day each year & one year there is a cat in it?
27	@CBBWYR All billboards world wide MUST feature you in some way OR The Muppets come to life and have a taste for your blood BUT Wesley Snipe's Blade will protect you?
28	@CBBWYR All current magic acts turn into real life wizards OR Humans can only be killed by paper cuts or beaver bites?
29	@CBBWYR All dogs go to heaven & are replaced with sentient robot balls OR When you travel over 1 mile from home you have to bring your bed?
30	@CBBWYR All hinges squeak with the last sentence you said OR a friendly fox files your taxes and you end up in prison because it claimed your Jello factory as a dependent?
31	@CBBWYR All humans are melded into one another until there are only 100,000 Left OR Super Mario is your plumber and Personal Assistant?
32	@CBBWYR All humans are sucked into the story of whatever book they are closest to OR Your head can fly free while your getting a blow job?
33	@CBBWYR all jingles are approved by you OR Each of your fingers calls a different Emmy award winner & your hair is made of non-silly putty?
34	@CBBWYR All movies have happy endings and so does the purchase of ice cream cones OR When people trip there is a 50% chance that you fall up and you hate pool noodles?
35	@CBBWYR All muppets and puppets are suddenly human and visa versa OR You can smell emotions & are hungry for love?
36	@CBBWYR All podcasts are Solo Bolos OR You live in a pineapple under the sea OR U have to come up with your own 3rd scenario of equal value?
37	@CBBWYR All podcasts you have recorded become the religious texts to an alien civilization OR You can breath underwater but if you do your limbs disappear?
38	@CBBWYR All podcasts you have recorded become the religious texts to an alien civilization OR You can breath underwater but if you do your limbs disappear?
39	@CBBWYR All roads in your home town were named after you OR In all tipping situation YOU are the one who gets tipped?
40	@CBBWYR ALL Sports are now played on Hockey Rinks except Hockey OR The only way to die is via murder and each morning you get an email of the top 10 people most likely to murder you?
41	@CBBWYR All your electronic devices are powered by baby octopi OR You have to setup Robe Goldberg machines for your morning routine?
42	@CBBWYR All your pants have a Thighmaster built in OR All your screens are powered by the tears of the brave muffin men and women of the Bake Force?
43	@CBBWYR All your showers are w/ cold water & you fear pickles in the spring OR You can only read post-it-notes & fear cucumbers in the fall
44	@CBBWYR Always be the hairiest person in the room & eat only citrus OR Form an army from your Twitter followers to defeat the Borg?
45	@CBBWYR Always feel like you shit your pants even though you did not OR Have a detachable tongue that was stolen by your worst enemy?
46	@CBBWYR Always live in the least populous town on earth with Kayne West OR Grow fins in water, feathers in air and jello hair in sunlight?
47	@CBBWYR Ammonia gave you pneumonia on a deserted desert Isle. OR Blinking was extremely painful unless you were thinking about blinking?
48	@CBBWYR An asteroid is headed to earth and only you and the cast of Married with Children can save the day OR You have Smurfs for fingers?
49	@CBBWYR An Emu tsunami threatens your hometown & only Cher can stop it OR The Gargoyles live on your roof and are sexually attracted to you?
50	@CBBWYR Anyone who is married is suddenly, magically conjoined twins with their significant other OR Chugging beers with the boys is banned with a penalty of becoming an ostrich?
51	@CBBWYR Appropriate the culture of the nearest non-human sentient race OR The rabid duck that lives on your head likes Pink?
52	@CBBWYR Attend any concert but only in puke pile form OR Earth's currency is your eyelashes & you live in a pineapple under the 'C' ?
53	@CBBWYR Automobile Erotic Asphyxiation is your cause of death OR You instinctively know how all prison escapes and magic tricks are done?
54	@CBBWYR Baby animals try to kill you & every 7th adult animal will do your bidding OR You can fly.........in a plane. Also spoon-fingers.?
55	@CBBWYR Bad improv is the currency to buy houses & cars OR G-G-G-Ghost Insurance Salesman haunt all well lit stores?
56	@CBBWYR Bake me a cake as fast as you can and the slowest cake baker must face "THE GAUNTLET!" OR Work for a serial wrapper & your talking dog is blackmailing you?
57	@CBBWYR Baseball cards make a big comeback because they come with gold chicken nuggets OR When sleeping you fall through the earth?
58	@CBBWYR Battle for your lifetime salary using an army made up of your Twitter followers OR Your legs are sentient sloths & they hunger?
59	@CBBWYR BBQ your feelings to solve crimes OR Your uniform is t-shirt made of photos of anyone you have a crush on?
60	@CBBWYR Be #1 on the Billboard charts & have to sing your song right now OR Everything tastes like fried chicken & you can see ogres?
61	@CBBWYR Be a card shark with extra sensory perception OR be a card sharp with telekinesis but only over dairy products?
62	@CBBWYR Be a chess master in a world were intelligence is the most attractive quality OR for every human there exists a floating hamster?
63	@CBBWYR Be a common soldier in WWII with a laser rifle OR Be the commander of an elite space-marine squad with irritable bowl syndrome?
64	@CBBWYR Be a general in a worldwide battle between pirates & ninjas OR Run a salon with the cast of Cheers & have infinite hair?
65	@CBBWYR be a legend among fry cooks & own a gold harp OR SWAT teams attack if you touch oak or bamboo & you love swimming in bleach?
66	@CBBWYR be a magicians apprentice to Gandalf in 1950's Chicago OR free space within 1km of you is filled with beach balls every other day?
67	@CBBWYR Be a master locksmith & always be locked out OR Remember everything from any book you touch but only use words from the most recent?
68	@CBBWYR be a slum lord with the cast of Star Trek TV shows as tenants OR Gain the powers of whatever person you dress as & smell fear?
69	@CBBWYR Be a steamnpunk steamboat captain in the year 2525 OR Your even numbered arms are controlled by the last person you killed with your odd numbered arms?
70	@CBBWYR Be a vampire who burst into flames in the dark OR You can shoot webs made of waffles from your eyelashes?
71	@CBBWYR Be able to analyze handwriting for anything. ANYTHING! OR Be issued a catch phrase at birth that you have to say 4 times a day?
72	@CBBWYR Be able to breath in any liqud except water OR Own your dream car but you loose your keys once a week & can only by 1 key at a time?
73	@CBBWYR Be able to control food like Magneto (Foodneto if you will?) OR Tackle every person wearing white shoes?
74	@CBBWYR Be able to control your own blood like Magneto OR Whenever you put shoes on the soundtrack from "Grease" would blare from your feet?
75	@CBBWYR Be able to fly during a full moon but have IBS OR Whatever gold you touch turns into diamonds but you have incurable syphilis?
76	@CBBWYR Be able to hear & see records & laser discs just by looking at them OR get infected with the emotions of every animal you see?
77	@CBBWYR Be able to instantly add any two numbers together in your head and never find true love OR have a monkey butler who bites?
78	@CBBWYR Be able to park wherever you want but your license plate# is the 'N' word OR Have hairy palms that 1/3 of people find attractive?
79	@CBBWYR Be able to recite Pi to a billion digits and be world famous for doing so OR be world famous for doing nothing but also free Pie?
80	@CBBWYR Be able to regrow your limbs but they grow slowly & sometimes fall off OR Everytime you close your eyes you see ur parents fucking?
81	@CBBWYR Be able to rename Countries but also have to rewrite their anthems OR Be able to rename people but have to oral sex them?
82	@CBBWYR Be able to see through concrete on hot days OR Have super hearing but only on even numbered days?
83	@CBBWYR Be able to sleep on command but only an ALS Ice Bucket Challenge can wake you OR You can talk to non-cute animals and have diabetes?
84	@CBBWYR be able to take your ear off and sneak it into peoples pockets OR be able to surf anywhere you want including on streets at 120 KPH?
85	@CBBWYR Be addicted to B-Movies & only hear talk if it is whispered OR Every room is painted to represent the emotions you are feeling?
86	@CBBWYR Be addicted to dolphin tears on Monday afternoons OR be nicknamed "tripod" & only people with red hair OR shoes will talk to you?
87	@CBBWYR Be allergic to sunlight but have an infinite amount of umbrellas OR Be trapped on an island with an infinite desert island playlist?
88	@CBBWYR Be allowed access to anywhere and take 1 item free of charge OR Have to wear rubber boots filled with oatmeal on dates?
89	@CBBWYR Be among 34% of the population that has two heads one of which is Alan Alda OR Breakfast is outlawed & Dinner is taboo?
90	@CBBWYR Be an expert at whatever a country is known for when in that country OR Don't fear the reaper & u can control gargoyles with farts?
91	@CBBWYR Be an over the counter drug dealer OR People who have the most popular name in each country have all their prayers answered?
92	@CBBWYR Be an umpire for regular daily life events every other year of your life OR Be the worlds only seller of Vatican City Jumping Beans?
93	@CBBWYR Be best friends with Neil Degrasse Tyson OR Be friends w/ Mike Tyson OR Have to put ties on in order to make love OR put thighs on?
94	@CBBWYR Be CEO of a company that is mid-merger with Aliens OR All Barber Shops have a closet where you can teleport to Saskatchewan?
95	@CBBWYR Be cold blooded & have an unlimited supply of lukewarm Gatorade OR have 2,700 identical twins each with a different job?
96	@CBBWYR Be cousins with Snoopy & Eat carrots to gain laser vision OR A sentient hemorrhoid pillow is tailing you for the FBI?
97	@CBBWYR Be crazy like a fox & addicted to snorting Mentos OR Eat a baby toe a day or your limbs fall of & turn into sentient scooters?
98	@CBBWYR Be credited for writing every Beatles song OR You gain different powers based on the looks of the last fruits you ate?
99	@CBBWYR Be currently super famous to all life in the universe except on planet earth and also you can receive fan mail OR chainsaw arms?
100	@CBBWYR Be extremely flammable in the lost underwater city of Atlantis OR Own the worlds only meat detector & have spiders for eyes?
101	@CBBWYR Be fashionably late for everything but fashion shows OR Cracking knuckles causes angels to get wings & they then bring you olives?
102	@CBBWYR Be feline fine about your staring role in Garfeild 3: Ghost Protocol OR Win a liftime supply of Phish?
103	@CBBWYR Be filled with silly string & run a de-motivational seminar every day OR Papercuts hurt twice as much but they are also worth money?
104	@CBBWYR be fired from every job you ever have for sleeping with the bosses mate OR taste the opposite of whatever food you are eating?
105	@CBBWYR Be forced to vacation 47 weeks a year in tropical climes OR Each appendage you have can magically create a different animal?
106	@CBBWYR Be gored by a Minotaur in a maze made out of your own fears OR Arguments are solved with pillow fights and you can fly when drunk?
107	@CBBWYR be haunted by the ghost of the Three Stooges OR Win any competition you enter if you eat the hair of your opponent(s)?
108	@CBBWYR Be immortal and stuck in the bar from 'Cheers' (with access to Melville's) OR Ice is no longer slippery & you hate the blind?
109	@CBBWYR Be immune to heat and cold but never taste sweet or sour foods OR You have to make all major life decisions by consulting Andy Dick?
110	@CBBWYR Be in charge of guarding the worlds air from space vermin OR Forge a sword that can cut time & hear frog thoughts?
111	@CBBWYR Be in charge of naming & baptizing all baby penguins in lime Jell-O OR Own slaves & they are all evil fictional cartoon characters?
112	@CBBWYR Be in charge of the rescuing of all miners & children in wells OR All lost socks and couch change eventually end up in your yard?
113	@CBBWYR Be kidnapped by a kangaroo once a month OR Play Monopoly once a year to determine how much money you will make that year?
114	@CBBWYR Be named Cunty Picklesnatch but have 10,000 great jokes OR On your 10,000 sq. mile property is a bottomless well of unicorn meat?
115	@CBBWYR Be one of Robin Hood's band of merry men with crippling depression OR be the happiest inmate of a concnetration camp?
116	@CBBWYR Be psychic but only about pageants & chili contests OR Be able to sew anything. ANYTHING. Bet thread cost and arm & a leg!?
117	@CBBWYR Be punched by Tyson, Dunked On by Jordan, & Zinged by Rickles OR if you feel anything above room temp you fart a pink elephant?
118	@CBBWYR Be seduced by a dryad & learn to speak with mushrooms OR Your phone is sentient when charging & it hates your family?
119	@CBBWYR Be sorry for every other sentence you utter & have to wear crocs OR The 10 least popular comic book characters came to life?
120	@CBBWYR be stranded on a desert island w/ the cast of Cheers but they are penguins OR Your metal butt is dented from marshmellow asteroids?
121	@CBBWYR Be stuck in a Grocery Store for 17 years OR Be stuck in a Bass Pro shop for 3 years with the cast of Cheers?
122	@CBBWYR Be stuck in a layer of hell where all you do is come up with @CBBWYR scenairos 4 eternity OR Have fingers made of poo and no gloves?
123	@CBBWYR Be stuck in an elevator w/ Donald Trump & Rosie Perez OR You arms are the equipment of whatever the next sport you play will be?
124	@CBBWYR Be terrorized by the children of the potatoes & eat only rare meats OR An Andre the Giant robot does your bidding in the winter?
125	@CBBWYR Be the "King of the Dark Web" but have no thumbs OR Beat anyone at any game but only while having an erection?
126	@CBBWYR Be the 8th Beatle on an Earth where all dry land is now submerged & visa versa OR People ride dinosaurs from the TV Show Dinosaurs?
127	@CBBWYR Be the boss at a struggling company OR be an employee at a thriving company OR have butterfly wings in a golden forest of dreams?
128	@CBBWYR Be the deputy to Sheriff Cher of a space colon OR a keg of beer and pudding is delivered to your haunted castle every day?
129	@CBBWYR Be the fastest draw in the West and suffer from narcolepsy OR Be the fastest drawer in the east with sleep apnea?
130	@CBBWYR be the finest axe craftsman in all the body spray industry OR You dread dreadlocks & fear fennel but love the smell of wet gods?
131	@CBBWYR Be the inventor of magnetizable rubber & Chinese flirting fish OR You are infected with human crevice goblins & smell of playdoh?
132	@CBBWYR Be the inventor of the worlds most popular sex toy OR Lawn ornaments become sentient and try to take over the northern hemisphere?
133	@CBBWYR Be the most distinguished mathematician among all penguins living or dead OR A sentient vacuum is always trying to suck your nipples?
134	@CBBWYR be the most famous lover on earth & live in a pirate themed bar OR You only have to pee once a day & own a flock of money geese?
135	@CBBWYR Be the most successful comedian on the planet but be unable to laugh OR be the worlds greatest chef with no sense of taste?
136	@CBBWYR Be the most trusted Pig Latin translator on the planet OR Win every Battle of the bands you enter but hate banana smoothies?
137	@CBBWYR Be the President of the United States During WWIII OR Be The Prime Minister of Canada when Aliens Invade Earth?
138	@CBBWYR be the prime suspect in all murders involving people from your home town OR everything you touch turns to solid gold dancers?
139	@CBBWYR Be the umpire to every World Series but a vampire during all other games OR Shooting pink bananas from your ears hurts in April?
140	@CBBWYR Be the undisputed master of S.A.T. Prep OR When wearing shoes one of them gains sentience and if it’s the left on it tries to kill you?
141	@CBBWYR be the worlds clumsiest and most successful burglar OR Your Rum factory is a front for an illegal money butler cloning facility?
142	@CBBWYR Be the worlds largest purveyor of taffy OR Live in a different wonder of the world every year with your best friends mom?
143	@CBBWYR be the worlds richest leper with an egg allergy OR Have a sentient mushroom growing out of your ear ?
144	@CBBWYR Be trapped in an alternate reality New York city because of the pink dome OR Your pet block of ice determines your yearly pay?
145	@CBBWYR Be trapped in an elevator with a super annoying sumo wrestler OR Be the only human being alive who has a sense of smell?
146	@CBBWYR Being tickled causes one to vomit but vomit smells good but not to 27% of the pop. OR Every millionth loaf of bread would explode?
147	@CBBWYR Bill Cosby is your dad & you have a sentient soap on a rope OR Hitler is your great-grandfather & you can talk to animal crackers?
148	@CBBWYR Bill Nye dresses you everyday & Hue Hefner decides what you eat OR if you are not in a relationship you car runs on pixie dust?
149	@CBBWYR Binary code travels through wires filled with honey OR The more you burp the more likely you are to explode into 9 tiny versions?
150	@CBBWYR Blowing your nose is so loud it can be heard on a moon OR Mr. Bean hosts your birthday party every year with often hilarious results?
151	@CBBWYR Bob Balaban is inexplicably in whatever washroom you will next be in OR You have Star Trek style transporter technology at your disposable?
152	@CBBWYR Bob Ross gives you painting AND singing lesson everyday OR You have a clockwork brain, a steampunk torso and lego legs?
153	@CBBWYR Box Gonzo (the Muppet) for the world heavy weight championship OR Have dishpan hands (hands made of dishes & pans) ?
154	@CBBWYR Box with a Kangaroo... BUT he is on your side versus an Orangutan OR All pills are the size, shape and taste of hotdogs & you wear only red silk?
155	@CBBWYR Breast feed all your twitter followers OR Win a Monopoly tournament in your underground post-apocalyptic vault & the prize money is radioactive cockroaches?
156	@CBBWYR Butt plugs generate electricity the longer they are used OR When born you start sewing the clothes you will one day be buried in?
157	@CBBWYR Capes are mandatory and pants are womanatory OR Deforest Kelly has secretly been living under your bed this whole time!?
158	@CBBWYR Captain Picard lives on your couch & your wooden hands are flame proof OR Blimp travel is mandatory for birthday parties?
159	@CBBWYR Carry a Boombox on your shoulder everywhere OR Control plastic with your mind & have a sentient a paper clip roommate?
160	@CBBWYR Carry a Teddy Ruxpin that plays your own voice on an infinite loop saying the word "Pudding" OR Your hands catch fire once a day?
161	@CBBWYR Chewing gum is made from the tears of your many enemies OR The Hamburgler is released into your custody & has PTSD?
162	@CBBWYR Chocolate Milk comes from brown cows OR “Trader Joe’s” is forced by the government to change their name to “Traitor Joe’s” ?
163	@CBBWYR Christmas gift are wrapped in the skins of D&D monsters OR Train travel is the only travel & there is 1 wizard per train?
164	@CBBWYR Chunks of your hair would come alive but only to play board games OR Root vegetables grew on trees and visa versa?
165	@CBBWYR Climb Everest with a team comprised of the cast of 'Cheers' OR Only eat the flesh of your enemies & work at a balloon animal zoo?
166	@CBBWYR Cold hands. Warm Farts. OR All Sentient creatures with the letter ‘A’ in their names will make you a birthday gift each year?
167	@CBBWYR Compete in a fight to the death for ever purchase over $100,000 OR The cereal you eat in the AM will determine how your day goes?
168	@CBBWYR Conscript any person dead or alive for your wrestling tag-team OR Everyone who travels to space turns into their spirit animal?
169	@CBBWYR Constant jury duty but for very interesting cases OR whenever you die u are reborn as the exact same person but 1" shorter?
170	@CBBWYR Control time with your pubic hair & eat only bugs OR Your 3rd arm has a mind of its own & you are followed by a pack of Koopas?
171	@CBBWYR Convert to metric time. (10 sec=1 min, 10 min = 1 hour, 10 hour=1 day, etc) OR All salt water is now fresh water & free skis?
172	@CBBWYR Cosplay becomes the norm for wedding and funeral attire OR Sunscreen is made from people and the sun is 10% closer?
173	@CBBWYR Court cases are determined by the Thunderdome OR Side effects of RX Drugs include superpowers & are more likely the sicker you are?
174	@CBBWYR Crackers are the universal currency since the Parrot Queen took over OR Tony Shaloob is actively trying to assassinate you and your only protection is an orange robbed monk?
175	@CBBWYR Cracking your knuckles attracted beautiful vampires but sometimes swamp things OR You could only use a computer when you are naked?
176	@CBBWYR Cracking your knuckles creaed bubbles made of acid OR Foghorn Leghorn narratred your life but only when you did not want him to?
177	@CBBWYR Cracking your knuckles releases the Kraken OR Always have a Jello knife strapped to your ankle OR you are a long lost Belushi?
178	@CBBWYR Create technology that will destroy the earth in 98 years OR Only be able to eat the food types that are currently in your fridge?
179	@CBBWYR Create your own "Super Group" but have to sing your #1 Hit if you choose this scenario OR Once a year the homeless are executed?
180	@CBBWYR Cry hot sauce if they are tears of joy OR The bigger the country you were born in the taller you are?
181	@CBBWYR Cut the white wire and the bomb explodes but with kitten whiskers OR Cut the red wire and it’s da bomb and also on like Donkey Kong?
182	@CBBWYR dabble in all musical instruments OR You can control remote controls with your mind as long as you are holding them?
183	@CBBWYR Danny Devito is the leader of a different country every year OR You can only call “Shotgun!” if you are touching an elf?
184	@CBBWYR Decide the fate of humanity with every toss of dice & also have to carry dice or you will die OR constantly be finding loose change?
185	@CBBWYR Deliver babies for a living (to peoples doors not like a doctor)OR Finish every sentence with a chicken cluck & lay eggs on command?
186	@CBBWYR Dentists do your bidding as long as it is tooth related OR You periodically travel back in time to the year 0 for 3 min at a time?
187	@CBBWYR Die from swallowing too many bullets but then be a bullet fingered ghost OR For every almond you have eaten up until this moment you gain one cult follower?
188	@CBBWYR Digging graves is done exclusively by ducks OR Your weight is directly effected by how many twitter followers you have?
189	@CBBWYR Dine on the flesh of your enemies & gain their powers OR the only way u can travel is by steam powered vehicles but free human meat?
190	@CBBWYR Dinosaurs roamed the earth & also started taking our jobs OR You could skate on any surface except ice and ice is like lava to you?
191	@CBBWYR Disagreements on what to have for dinner are solved by fights to the death OR Your butt makes silk & you fear cartoon mice?
192	@CBBWYR Divorce disputes are decided by who has build the best robot fighter OR You are the worlds fastest snorer & eat only kumquats?
193	@CBBWYR Divorce is no longer legal but you can sell your significant other OR Contact is no longer legal in sports instead you use glitter?
194	@CBBWYR Do annual reviews of friends which would determine who much they get paid OR Quickly gain fame in the pop singing world but lose it?
195	@CBBWYR Do any math in your head. The easier the question the longer it takes OR Sex partners sometimes change gender or race mid thrust?
196	@CBBWYR Douse yourself in gasoline every time you needed to drive for more than 1 hour OR Sentient rocks roamed the earth looking for music?
197	@CBBWYR Dress as a superhero and get the powers of their nemesis OR You answer all questions honestly & B movie stars worship you?
198	@CBBWYR Drift in/out of an alternate universe where the rules are made up by @ScottAukerman OR Your emotions are opposite of everyone else?
199	@CBBWYR Drinkable Yogurt becomes illegal and you open a drinkable yogurt speakeasy OR Fly fishing is the most watched sport and you are its most popular retiree from the sport?
200	@CBBWYR Drive everywhere in a Wacky Races/Death Race style car OR Live in a studio apartment BUT it's a movie studio that's always filming?
201	@CBBWYR Each bone in your body sings a different note OR In a giant sloth apocalypse you become king of the mole people & eat only Skittles?
202	@CBBWYR Each continent is actually a giant person with the personality of a Degrassi cast member OR You can taste emotions?
203	@CBBWYR Each day dawns with a new face greeting you in the mirror OR Evertime you stub your toe humans re-start their calendar @ the year 0?
204	@CBBWYR Each meal & orgasm you have is the best of your life OR When fishing there is a certain % of fish caught that can talk?
205	@CBBWYR Each of your limbs can transform into a different cartoon dog OR Your significant other is the ghost of the person who murdered your Great Grand Aunt?
206	@CBBWYR Each year you enter a dune buggy race against the cast of Cheers OR You montage once a day & eat baby teeth on your birthdays?
207	@CBBWYR Eat a magic mushroom every time you burp louder than 42dB OR Grow a baby hand if you're in an elevator for more than 42 seconds?
208	@CBBWYR Eat nothing but mincemeat pies but have Wolverine style super healing but not for your limbs OR Your tap-dancing would cure cancer?
209	@CBBWYR Eat Pizza in a Hut OR Eat Burgers in a Castle OR Control an army of super smart monkey/lama hybrids but never eat fast food again?
210	@CBBWYR Eating Thyme (the spice) gives you the ability to control Time (the dimension). Eat More = More Control OR You sweat Fraggles?
211	@CBBWYR Electronic devices only work for you if you are completely hairless OR in a 50 KM radius around you random death balls fly?
212	@CBBWYR Elephants always forget OR Your identical twin is evil but also dumb enough that they are kinda adorable?
213	@CBBWYR Elvira is your mistress & your significant other is OK with it OR You live in an RV that can travel forward in time?
214	@CBBWYR en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolli… OR en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolli… (April Fools!)
215	@CBBWYR Escape from a max security space prison with Tarzan OR Don't escape from a min security tropical island prison w/ Data from ST:TNG?
216	@CBBWYR Every 1000th person who tripped would fall forever OR Wood would be bad if bark barked which it does also you have a unicorn horn
217	@CBBWYR Every 100th broom sold has flying capabilities OR Every 100th Cat is a witch OR Every 1 liter container of yogurt has a genie in it?
218	@CBBWYR Every 100th rock can sing like a rock star but only if you ask it about its day OR PB&J sandwiches are made from Penguin Bones & Jeggings?
219	@CBBWYR Every 10th door you pass through takes you home OR you are imperious to heat & have a friendly Dwarf Blacksmith neighbor?
220	@CBBWYR Every 13th dish served in every restaurant is replaced with Spaghetti-O’s OR Have an extra arm/hand but can only hold yellow items with it?
221	@CBBWYR Every 3rd human on earth is turned into a can of condensed milk that never expires OR Everyone’s phone ring is Cher singing about the time they lost their virginity?
222	@CBBWYR Every 42nd blue eyed human born has an explosive middle finger OR Eggs AND chickens can only be cooked on sidewalks?
223	@CBBWYR Every car you buy would come with a celebrity head in a jar OR You could hear any person in the world as long as they whispered?
224	@CBBWYR Every day you wake up with a different hairstyle OR When you meet anyone you have to tell them a joke with their name in it?
225	@CBBWYR Every embarrassing moment you have would determine you current nickname OR Your meals are determined by a roll of the dice?
226	@CBBWYR Every human has a hammock built into their spines but you of course can not lay in your own hammock OR All seeds are identical?
227	@CBBWYR Every morning you wake up there is a framed photo under you pillow OR Your tears will be a different fluid depending on if you are crying because you are happy or sad?
228	@CBBWYR Every other live human limb was made of silly putty OR Do a shot of bourbon & NyQuil every time you open a door & you have a sword?
229	@CBBWYR Every other person you meet tries to blow you with pop rocks in their mouth OR You own a wax "Night At The" museum of 1980's stars?
230	@CBBWYR Every other year your appendages switch with your favorite animal from fiction OR Ambulances are made from the bones of dead zoo animals?
231	@CBBWYR Every person with your first name controls a section of the planet OR Eating a book will transport you into the world of that book?
232	@CBBWYR Every round is a lightning round OR Your life quest is determined by the first type of bean you eat and all chairs you sit in can talk?
233	@CBBWYR Every time a bell rings a Hells Angel in the chapter you run grows bat wings OR Somali Pirates move in next door and open a B&B?
234	@CBBWYR Every time you look at a watch or clock you jump ahead a number of years equal to the all the numbers added together OR Your big boobs are filled with delicious mashed potatoes?
235	@CBBWYR Every time you turn more than 69 degrees you would see you parents having sex OR T-Time is when you must eat your t-shirt?
236	@CBBWYR Everyone follows the New Year resolution of the person farthest from them on New Years Eve OR Cooked meat still acts alive?
237	@CBBWYR Everyone has their own army made from all the bodily fluids they have secreted over the years OR Dogs can breathe jello?
238	@CBBWYR Everyone is issued on piece of magic gum at birth OR Your walk to work travels through a different fictional city every day?
239	@CBBWYR Everyone spends 1 year of their lives living down the well OR In Canada milk cums in bags?
240	@CBBWYR Everyone spends 1 year of their lives living in a video game OR Your hair is snakes that eat gummi worms?
241	@CBBWYR Everyone wears a bonnet and the one with the biggest bee wins OR Everyone must compose a song about the rest of their life at age 7?
242	@CBBWYR Everyone wears mood rings (Finger/Ear/Cock) OR You have x-ray vision while naked or crying?
243	@CBBWYR Everything that runs on fossil fuel now runs on Unicorn farts OR Each hair on your nipple has a different personality from 1980's Television?
244	@CBBWYR Everything u do more than 3 times becomes a tradition for you and the rest of the world OR Wars are settled by you thumb wrestling?
245	@CBBWYR Everything underwater is now on land & visa versa but you do have 10 years to prepare for the switch OR Rocket Raccoons Roam Rome?
246	@CBBWYR Everything you eat tastes like apple & you can see animal ghosts OR You hands are Swiss army spoons & you hear plant ghosts?
247	@CBBWYR Everything you have ever stuck in any orifice is now alive and trying to kill you OR You can only travel by non-magic carpet?
248	@CBBWYR Everything you own is steampowered OR The cast of Gilligan's island keeps food in your fridge & you can smell if people have cancer?
249	@CBBWYR Everything you touch turns into a cartoon version of itself OR you have eyes in the back of 1 persons head of your choosing?
250	@CBBWYR Everything you touch would make the sound of a different instrument OR Reach into your pocket and pull out an elf three times a day?
251	@CBBWYR Everywhere you look there are people having sex OR when it is a high tide in the Bay of Fundy you feel like you are on heroin?
252	@CBBWYR Exchange your eyes w/ olives would grant u the gift/curse of the second sight OR The Tom Cruise Cruise was the only vacation option?
253	@CBBWYR Experience hunger the more you eat & make ice in your ears OR Oscar (The Grouch) is your garbage man & fish cry jello?
254	@CBBWYR face off against the Hulk in a game of chess OR arm wrestle Professor X OR Your toes are made of living fish?
255	@CBBWYR Fake it till you make it AS A CARDIOLOGIST! OR Your fingernails have the personaites of the cast of the TV show "Just The 10 Of Us"?
256	@CBBWYR Fans & air conditioners run on the tears of serial killers OR Penguines had human appendages & craved the meat of the red headed?
257	@CBBWYR Fidel Castro was your barber & Kim Jong Un was your chauffeur OR French bread was twenty times as long & cheese came from cats?
258	@CBBWYR Find change & M&M's in you pockets at all times OR Be able to freeze time when you are naked, wet and bleeding?
259	@CBBWYR Finish 3rd place in any event you enter OR Your personality fluctuates wildly based on what you eat?
260	@CBBWYR Finish last in an ugliest dog competition & hate monkey butlers OR Travel through space and time with a talking bog?
261	@CBBWYR Fish for giant goldfish on a sea of fox faces for your next 10 birthdays OR In an Emu Apocalypse you Bartertown with an iron fish?
262	@CBBWYR Fixing a flat tire involves the use of a trunk unicorn OR If you get divorced your next marriage has to be to a ghost?
263	@CBBWYR Flash one of your three but cracks to get out of any criminal offence OR Find a penny eat it up and all the day you have good dogs?
264	@CBBWYR Flee from floating cartoon masks whenever you have to eat OR Rain is made from the tears of clowns that turned into clouds?
265	@CBBWYR Fly neither high nor quickly if digesting rare raw meats OR For each stubbed toe you gain a monkey ninja who is scared of bananas?
266	@CBBWYR Fly while bleeding OR Carrying more then 1 pound causes you to be unable to lie, act, wink, whistle and use a mouse?
267	@CBBWYR For each red haired trapeze artist you murder you get one food related wish OR your elbow swords are getting dull & you fear Pies ?
268	@CBBWYR For every drop of blood you spill you gain $1000 & you constantly smell burnt toast OR You live with the middle aged Goonies?
269	@CBBWYR For every egg you eat gain 1 cult follower OR The taller the hat the more money you make but if it falls off you turn into an egg?
270	@CBBWYR For every minute you have been filmed you gain an extra mini-hand OR Your chainsaw legs run on the tears of baby penguins?
271	@CBBWYR For every pea you have eaten before the age of 4 you gain one robot monkey OR Your spouse has no teeth & feet & ducks for eyes?
272	@CBBWYR For every shrimp u have eaten as of the moment you hear this question is 1 year added to your life OR 1/2 of your body is a cartoon?
273	@CBBWYR For every text you send you have to lick one baby OR Aliens invade and designate you their mediator with a catch...?
274	@CBBWYR For every Twitter follower you get 1 entry into the Hunger Games ballot OR Cracking knuckles may kill one of your Fraggle roommates?
275	@CBBWYR Fred Kreuger is the #1 salesmen at the mattress store you own OR Jay Voorhees runs the summer camp that you own?
276	@CBBWYR Free bacon for life but you fall asleep for 13 hours if you eat more than 1 strip at a time OR Gilbert Godfrey narrates your life?
277	@CBBWYR Free tickets to all events but you have to go with Donald Trump OR compasses will lead you to treasure or bears or treasure bears?
278	@CBBWYR From the depths of the sea erupts your nemesis every 169 Years OR Living within your body is a demon that has a different personality depending on which part of your body it is inhabiting?
279	@CBBWYR Frozen Food aisle's have frost trolls living in them OR Ron Howard decides what you eat and drink OR Both!?
280	@CBBWYR Frozen peas fill every mattress, pillow and rabid duck OR You can lead a horse to water but then you switch minds and become a DA?
281	@CBBWYR Fruit flies don't bother you because you were raised by them OR You can turn back time but only while aboard an aircraft carrier?
282	@CBBWYR Gargoyles come to life at night and help elves build shoes for you OR Your are given an ice-cube at birth and if it melts you die?
283	@CBBWYR Gargoyles on your roof do your bidding if you pay them in your secretions OR The sentient belly button lint has united in a bid for world domination vs your fart ghosts?
284	@CBBWYR Garlic bread oozes from your pores OR Your head is a Gorilla with a desire to star in a Broadway show based on the life of Dr. Kevorkian?
285	@CBBWYR Gay weddings are the only legal weddings & Farmers were the richest people OR Singing about anything but food is punished by death?
286	@CBBWYR Get "Laser-Eye" surgery OR whenever anyone mentions your height you shrink 1 millimeter?
287	@CBBWYR Get a letter a day from fictional characters. You must respond. OR Have the worlds largest flaccid penis that shrinks as it hardens?
288	@CBBWYR Get a yearly gift from Elon Musk based on how many times you farted OR When crossing bridges there is a 7% chance you will go forward in time 7 years?
289	@CBBWYR Get cancer but find a cure for cancer but have a mean spouse OR Live on the moon with all your friends and 10 people you hate?
290	@CBBWYR Get molested by an octopus but win Celebrity Jeapordy OR Have a dog that can predict the futre but cant talk because dogs cant talk?
291	@CBBWYR Get pulled into any movie you watch with a Rotten Tomato score of less than 11% OR Invent the worlds first underwater dog?
292	@CBBWYR Get roasted alive by Jeff Ross & be reborn through Cindy Crawford OR It's raining men leading to overpopulation when they don't die?
293	@CBBWYR Get sucked into the world of whatever book you read and only by defeating the main character can you escape OR Diarrhea poopy bum?
294	@CBBWYR Get VIP access to the graduation ceremonies of anyone you want OR Always carry 2 briefcases one of which has your soul. The other TBD upon answering?
295	@CBBWYR Global Warming is slightly cured every time you have sexual relations OR Willam Dafoe is your mailman who is secretly trying to kill and eat you?
296	@CBBWYR Gloves do not fit 1 of your hands & you fear red cucumbers OR You're the villain in all media & Kermit the Log is your chauffeur?
297	@CBBWYR Go on vacation every year to a 1/16th star resort OR Whenever you try to sleep the genie who lives in your fist sings Nickleback?
298	@CBBWYR Go to a winter camp & be in charge of meals & crafts OR receive a check each week for all the times you kept yourself from swearing?
299	@CBBWYR Going to inudate you with scenarios now....Please Hold.
300	@CBBWYR Good Friday is replaced with Great Wednesday OR Bond. James Bond…. is your money manager?
301	@CBBWYR Grant wishes two anyone who stabs you with unicorn horns OR On route to Melmac your ship crashes on a Pre-Industrial Krypton?
302	@CBBWYR Grow a mustache with the snap of fingers & be extremely lactose tolerant OR Teddy Bears can talk to women & grass is greener?
303	@CBBWYR Grown bangs and learn to play "She Bangs" on a church organ OR Your sentient belly button is 1/2 as racist as your grandmother was?
304	@CBBWYR Guns don't kill people. People kills guns, OR The Superpowers of the right side of your body changes depending on the temperature?
305	@CBBWYR Hassle the Hoff until he erupts into 1001 teeny Hasslehoffs OR be the only human to own a car & have to give drive anyone who asks?
306	@CBBWYR Hate Mondays & love lasagna but be a fat cat OR be a Fat-Cat in Washington w/President Barrack Hussein Obama Care & Love Gnocchi?
307	@CBBWYR Hate the smell of the blood of the unicorns you'e payed to slaughter for dragon food OR Your sentient couch is always there..ALWAYS!
308	@CBBWYR Have 60's style Batman onomatopoeia words pop up throughout your day OR Have sentient troll dolls for armpits?
309	@CBBWYR Have a Batman utility belt that has everything you need except things that would save your life OR Have gloves for hands?
310	@CBBWYR Have a beard of bees that you control physically OR Be able to marry the person you love but they forgot who you are every week?
311	@CBBWYR Have a beautiful head of hair but be hairless everywhere else OR Rule over a realm where 1/2 of everything is opposite to this one?
312	@CBBWYR Have a black belt in Jujitsu when you are drunk OR Be part of a Tri-amese twin with DeVito and Schwarzenegger?
313	@CBBWYR have a CBB themed 'Batman' style utility belt OR Your legs are working mini-refrigerators & Cher is hungry!
314	@CBBWYR Have a chest of drawers for a chest and visa-versa OR Compete for the love of puppies to determine the fate of the universe?
315	@CBBWYR have a devious maid & kind hearted dungeon master OR Eating non blue food causes you to grow 1" per LB eaten on even numbered years?
316	@CBBWYR Have a different superhero follow you aground every day OR When lightning strikes with 1 mile of you it causes your limbs to fall?
317	@CBBWYR Have a giant empire but always be itchy or hungry or sleepy OR the bottom 50% least smartest animals would do your bidding?
318	@CBBWYR Have a giant pet glass panda who hates black & white people on alternating days OR Climb mountains using elf sherpas?
319	@CBBWYR Have a house built into a live blue whale that has a built in Star Trek style transporter OR Melons are always ripe & u love melons?
320	@CBBWYR Have a life bar like in a video game but instead of life it measures your comedy OR The Love Boat had a port of call at your house?
321	@CBBWYR Have a Man-Cave with a Cave-Man theme OR Whenever you sit it's magically into a massage chair but lie down & it's on a bed of nails?
322	@CBBWYR Have a million $'s in the bank but for every $100,000 u withdraw u loose a finger OR u have 0 fingers but can buy them for $100,000?
323	@CBBWYR Have a Monday morning meeting with the most boring person in your life no matter where you are OR Canada transforms into “The Old West” ?
324	@CBBWYR have a pharmacy run out of your walk in medicine cabinet OR A sentient jelly bean lives in your belly button and she grants you one wish a century but you do not know when?
325	@CBBWYR Have a self-driving car but only to 3 blocks from where you want to go OR Have immunity to poison when on earth in the year 4700?
326	@CBBWYR Have a slim chance to turn into a giant OR Have a fat chance to turn into an immortal sentient Teddy Ruxpin?
327	@CBBWYR Have a stress free life as long as you sacrifice a virgin to a swamp Dragon once a year OR Finger guns are real guns and visa versa?
328	@CBBWYR Have a Subway sandwich sized belly button that Mr. Sub sandwiches come out of OR If you step on a crack you heal a mothers back?
329	@CBBWYR Have a swear jar but for words starting with 'S' OR Always feel like you just got out of a pool & have fish magnet fingertips?
330	@CBBWYR Have a torrid love affair with a young Frankenstein OR Every Flag Day a different Muppet baby is left on your doorstep?
331	@CBBWYR Have a wooden leg that could grow like Groot OR be able to make the perfect meal for any occasion in 42 minutes?
332	@CBBWYR have a yearly scandal involving underage comic book characters OR Contract ghost rabies & drive the worlds fastest computer?
333	@CBBWYR Have Abraham Lincoln as a butler OR Switch genders during full moons & have babies for legs?
334	@CBBWYR Have access to closets of humans that make less than 6 figures in USD OR Always pull the same card & roll the same number with dice?
335	@CBBWYR Have all your body hair made from Playdoh OR Everytime you want somehting to eat you have to fight an Aardvark on crack?
336	@CBBWYR Have always been in charge of naming animals OR Have the whole world find out you are the direct desendant of Hitler?
337	@CBBWYR Have always heard drumming in your head but rule the world OR You have a limited vocabulary, are very powerful and can't use stairs?
338	@CBBWYR Have an army of semi-sentient Tickle Me Elmos & Furbys OR When you kick a bucket your worst enemy dies and you shit your pants?
339	@CBBWYR Have an Igor at your disposal if you eat 7 taters daily OR A sentient stapler is your guidance counselor in flight school?
340	@CBBWYR Have an uncontrolably powerful grip with your right hand & your left hand only wokrs when wet OR Doing math in your head smells?
341	@CBBWYR Have an unlimited supply of life sized cut-outs of any person/thing u have licked OR Toss your cookies whenever u see tape measures?
342	@CBBWYR Have animals like the dinosaurs from Flintstones (ie Pelican for a grocery bag) OR Stop and dance every time you hear an alarm?
343	@CBBWYR Have at your disposal Falcor from the never ending story OR all forms of sheets and blankets would hover 4 inches above you?
344	@CBBWYR Have attend The Gathering of the Jugalos each & every year it has happened OR Earwigs would pour from your nose when you are tired?
345	@CBBWYR have been aboard the Titanic if the iceberg was made of Jello OR aboard a pudding filled Hindenburg during a carrot apocalypse?
346	@CBBWYR Have Cancer of the horn & also you have a unicorn horn OR Every time you stand up you step on a Lego and you're never expecting it?
347	@CBBWYR Have clockwork organs that 1 of your friends has to wind daily OR Laugh out loud once every 7 minutes regardless of your situation?
348	@CBBWYR Have constant pain due to the gold dripping from your pores OR Trees are now bad for the environment & cars good also Hitler llives?
349	@CBBWYR Have crazy eyebrows. Literally. OR You sleepwalk & when you do your limbs split off and turn into an alternate version of yourself?
350	@CBBWYR Have each finger be able to grow a different type of fruit OR You can disarm any bomb except those made by people named Paul?
351	@CBBWYR have experimented with drugs & rugs in your youth OR You have the superpowers of Nong Man & a mini talking kumquat is your ear?
352	@CBBWYR Have fingers that fractally branch off into smaller & smaller fingers OR Win every argument except about what you should be doing?
353	@CBBWYR Have grown up in the writing room of the Love Boat OR Travel only via an enormous sentient gelatin cube?
354	@CBBWYR Have ice form on anything u touch w/your penis OR Whenever a new president is elected (not just of the USA) U have to give a speech?
355	@CBBWYR Have infinite Q-tips but that is all you can wear OR Space travel is easy but ground travel is not and you own the cast of Cheers?
356	@CBBWYR Have inflammable skin in the realm of fire OR Every time it rains your old trick knee starts acting up?
357	@CBBWYR Have joint custody of The Noid OR Have an advent calendar filled with the souls of your enemies?
358	@CBBWYR Have migraines that can only be cured by puppy tears OR taking your pants off creates a cartoon version of your pants?
359	@CBBWYR Have one child for every time you have said the 'C' word in the past year OR Drinking fountains try to drink people!?
360	@CBBWYR Have one of each style Batmobile but they run on orphan tears OR When you run as fast as you can you sweat cancer cure?
361	@CBBWYR Have sex w/ everyone you want w/no repercussions but 1 time you become bankrupt OR Bees are made of gold and you are a bee keeper?
362	@CBBWYR Have shark teeth. Not sharp but that they fall out and are replaced OR You can phiscically posses pets if they have human names?
363	@CBBWYR have songs from Rush issue forth from your hair OR every piece of content that exists is a "Best Of" (No deep cuts ever…) ?
364	@CBBWYR Have the ear of all major world leaders OR You fear 2D circles, 3D cubes & 5D Bookcases & can travel through any non-blue substance?
365	@CBBWYR Have the Green Lanterns cock ring & Wonderwoman's invisible car OR Wood blocks had personalities based on fictional book characters?
366	@CBBWYR Have the illusion of always knowing what you're doing OR You're Batman's lesser known sidekick "Chickadee" & live in Wayne Garage?
367	@CBBWYR Have the lifespan and speed of a tortoise & eat nothing but jerkies OR be allergic to annoying people & have a purple heart?
368	@CBBWYR Have the magical laughter of Ron Funches trapped in a jar OR Jungles are made of concrete & you can communicate with non-mammals?
369	@CBBWYR Have the phone number of every human saved in your phone & you have to call a new person once an hour OR Your tongue is Emo Philips?
370	@CBBWYR Have the power of Superman but have to rap about what you would do as superman if you choose this option OR Kill Kittens to survive?
371	@CBBWYR Have the power to pickle / deep fry everything u touch but not the choice of which will happen OR 23% of your body is made of wood?
372	@CBBWYR Have the powers of The Flash when carrying groceries OR Perform the ceremony of all TV Wedding episodes & eat grass sandwiches?
373	@CBBWYR Have the same meals as the person farthest from you on the globe OR Each finger is a cast member from "Just The Ten of Us"?
374	@CBBWYR Have the slimiest lawyer on earth at your disposal OR Raise beavers that are master carpenters?
375	@CBBWYR Have the very first item of every assembly line shipped to you OR Whenever a fireman saw you they would think you were on fire?
376	@CBBWYR Have the voice of Sam Eliot but have to wear a cowboy hat OR Win the lottery but be paid in porn stars who wont leave you alone?
377	@CBBWYR Have the worlds softest voice except words starting with 'S' that you shout OR You can only feel objects above or below 30° C?
378	@CBBWYR Have to be within 10 feet of a Real Housewife at all times or you slowly start to die OR You only have senses when on or near farts?
379	@CBBWYR have to carry a backpack of gold bricks & mustard OR Attend finishing school with the cast of Star Trek: TNG every other month?
380	@CBBWYR Have to choose between either Captain Kirk or Captain Picard to chaperon all of your dates OR Whenever you hear your name you plotz?
381	@CBBWYR Have to choose between pickleing / deep frying every food you eat OR Have every purchase you make cost 42% more than everyone else?
382	@CBBWYR Have to come up with 100 wishes each day the worst of which comes true OR Blind Melon's "No Rain" plays loudly when u itch yourself?
383	@CBBWYR Have to come up with short sentences that use all letters of the alphabet like "Why Squirt Jizz on Five Boxed Keg Clamps?" OR Die.
384	@CBBWYR Have to convince the UN that the phrase should be "LEAVE a dump" OR Your underarm hair has a part time job at the International House of Waffles?
385	@CBBWYR Have to devise elaborate Rube Goldberg food delivery systems every time you wanted to eat OR Win all physical Guinness Book records?
386	@CBBWYR have to fashion your own mattress from belly button lint every 5 years OR Have a Unicorn Butler who you pay in belly button lint?
387	@CBBWYR Have to fight cast members of Cheers in order to get a drink OR Develop a overpowering crush on each new person you meet?
388	@CBBWYR Have to get divorced and re-marry once every 7 years from birth OR Dr. Fraiser Crane was in charge of all your parties & gatherings?
389	@CBBWYR Have to give a different TED Talk on Buttercotch every year OR Your body hair can only be cut using lazers powerd by dragon tears?
390	@CBBWYR Have to have a steady supply of marbles in your body OR for every person you have hit you have to put a finger in a hot waffle iron?
391	@CBBWYR Have to hold a press conference every time you have a bowel movement OR The level of sentience of your shoes depends on how many steps you take while wearing them?
392	@CBBWYR Have to introduce yourself as Senior Shitty Pants to every new person you meet OR Bring a magical goldfish with u everywhere you go?
393	@CBBWYR Have to opposite accent of whatever country you are in OR If you don’t finish your meal the remainders try to kill you?
394	@CBBWYR Have to pay for air and have a pet dragon OR You can park anywhere & your left arm is made of tire rubber?
395	@CBBWYR Have to pick 1 state and attend every single festival & fair they have OR Your teeth fall out if you drive over the speed limit?
396	@CBBWYR Have to run over gypsies in order to gain or loose weight OR always be comfortable enough to sleep & have size 22 feet & pink eyes?
397	@CBBWYR Have to sleep in a bed shaped like the last letter of your name OR use dental dams for everything so you never taste lemon sherbert?
398	@CBBWYR have to spend ½ of your year in a Gilligan’s Island themed underground bunker OR Your nickname is “Edward Butter Hands”?
399	@CBBWYR Have to spend 10 years of your life blind, deaf & blue in colour OR Oscar the Grump lives in your clothes hamper?
400	@CBBWYR Have to teach comedy class to serial rapists 3 days a week OR The colder you get the smarter you get & you have crowbars for teeth?
401	@CBBWYR Have to tell each person you speak to a limerick about ur day OR Be Batman but have to recite the limerick if you chose this option?
402	@CBBWYR Have to use a cane to talk & not be able to feel fluffy things OR Live in the Overlook Hotel with the cast fo Friends in their 80's?
403	@CBBWYR have to wear diapers because you are constantly secreting liquid gold OR Freeze time while masturbating & fear the reaper of panda souls?
404	@CBBWYR have to wear diapers because you are constantly secreting liquid gold OR Freeze time while masturbating & fear the reaper of panda souls?
405	@CBBWYR Have to work in a free clinic in 2050's Russia twice a week OR Your family crest is a banana & Die Hard movies stared Bill Shatner?
406	@CBBWYR have to write comedic obituaries for dead celebrities OR Drinking the fluids of an animal gives you its powers?
407	@CBBWYR Have Walter Matthua deliver your groceries OR Comically slip and fall in front of ever person you find attractive?
408	@CBBWYR Have x-ray specs that are powered by the tears of orphans OR Snapping your fingers de-ages all people currently masturbating?
409	@CBBWYR Have your boss be Hitler. Literally! OR Have been responsible for building the pyramids?
410	@CBBWYR Have your favorite song play as u enter any door OR Something wicked this way cums in your shoes from time to time & also free deer?
411	@CBBWYR Have your own star wars style death star OR Have your own Star Trek: TNG style Enterprise OR fruit & veg tastes like cakes & pies?
412	@CBBWYR Having permed hair means you are sexually active OR 1 Halloween in your life you will turn into whatever you are dressed as?
413	@CBBWYR Heavy is the fart that wears the crown OR You can fly OR Very teeny aliens land on your body and get their colonization on!?
414	@CBBWYR Hellboy will do your bidding if you suck his dick on the regs OR The more erect your third penis the faster you can fly?
415	@CBBWYR Host Saturday KNIGHT Live with Merlin OR Tick-or-Treat on all days but Halloween with the person (living or dead or fictional) of your choice?
416	@CBBWYR Hugs are free but the air your breath is paid for by pixie deaths OR Your cyborg arms runs on super-model tears & you hate Bingo!?
417	@CBBWYR Human have front and rear bumpers OR Your hair growth speeds as your car does?
418	@CBBWYR Humans grow until they reach 100 meters tall and when they do they revers and start to shrink and whoever is the shortest is small and charge OR Ducks for feet?
419	@CBBWYR Ice is hot & so is your butt from working out so much OR Fire is cold & your bones are made of clowns?
420	@CBBWYR Ice is now hot, fire is now cold & your pants are always comfortable OR You have the neck of a giraffe... in a jar! Smells Funny.
421	@CBBWYR Icebergs plague your cruises with 1 exception OR Live in Shaq’s shoe on alternate weekends?
422	@CBBWYR If anyone ever thinks “what an asshole!” about you, you grow an additional asshole OR Everyone wears helmets that get thicker the more times they actively protect your head?
423	@CBBWYR If someone does not immediately like you they try to lick your face OR The tighter the clothing your wear the more orgasms you have?
424	@CBBWYR If someone is dropped during a "trust fall" they get to choose a new identity OR Ducks rule the southern hemisphere with an iron (webbed) fist!?
425	@CBBWYR If you are traveling between 10 & 1000 meters you have to do so by horse OR Once per day you end up in a dancing flash mob?
426	@CBBWYR If you don't eat your meals @ precisely the same time each day you don’t eat OR Magnets cause you to sing if placed on your temples?
427	@CBBWYR If you have ever spat upon the ground your tongue can no longer taste umami OR Cellular telephones are charged via human sized hamster wheels only?
428	@CBBWYR If you have ever worn plaid a face grows on your back OR Disputes of more than 100 people are solved with musical chairs?
429	@CBBWYR If you live in a country that does not recognize Boxing Day you have to fight your closest relative on December 26th every year OR your elbows are ducks?
430	@CBBWYR If you mix Pepsi and Werther’s Original it implodes OR Your hair is snakes but the kind found in joke peanut brittle containers?
431	@CBBWYR If your hands touch one another a blue horse appears next to you OR If you say a word starting with 'J' your hands fall off?
432	@CBBWYR In a post sharknado apocalypse world you run a decimated New York OR Using a computer for more than 15 minutes costs dragon tears?
433	@CBBWYR Inside every 3rd shoe is a ice cream breathing dragon OR all desks worldwide are transformed into pudding whenever you poop?
434	@CBBWYR Intern on any TV show past, present or future OR A different mythical creature will do your bidding every day & you can smell fear?
435	@CBBWYR It rains anvils that melt into jelly beans OR Every human is assigned a top hat of a different height & take it off hot dogs attack?
436	@CBBWYR It's mandatory for a 90's TV star to appear in any comic book property OR Your jello arms are invulnerable to all but the beavers?
437	@CBBWYR It's raining men... BUT they are green. evil and smell of kumquat OR Australia creates a Space Force that is made up of 97% Koalas?
438	@CBBWYR Jackie Chan would do stunts to get you out of awkward situations OR Your pillow is made out of the hardest thing you touch each day?
439	@CBBWYR Jake "The Snake" Roberts lives in your car OR By Yourself "1 is the Loneliest Number" Plays, With 1 person "Just The 2 Of Us" etc. ?
440	@CBBWYR James Bond protects you from the Yakuza on Moonbase 69 OR You make decisions based on flipping a coin you found in the lost city of Atlantis?
441	@CBBWYR Jeff Goldblum's head is grafted on to your elbow OR You can play any song on any instrument if you eat the person who wrote it?
442	@CBBWYR Journey to the centre of your mind in a bathtub made of jelly beans OR The last thing you think of when you go to bed will be what your limbs are made of when you get up?
443	@CBBWYR Jump back/forth between the real and comic book world OR Every 1000th nose hair u grew would turn into a clone that lasted an hour?
444	@CBBWYR Justify your existance to a tribunal every 6 years OR Be the mayor of all fictional towns until u find 1 u like & then Mayor 4 Life?
445	@CBBWYR Laugh at any funeral & hate the sound of bagpipes OR fish for compliments in all the Earth's oceans with your best friend?
446	@CBBWYR LeVar Burton followed you around fixing any tech issues you might have OR Peanut Butter & Jam would magically react to one another?
447	@CBBWYR Limes taste like whatever food you like but everything else tastes like limes OR Step on a crack break up with your partner?
448	@CBBWYR Literally everyone has a standup special as they are mandatory and enforced by The Comedy Monks OR Ice does not float?
449	@CBBWYR Live forever tripping on magic mushrooms OR have a giant beehive but instead of bees its water buffalo?
450	@CBBWYR Live in a black & white world where your nipples leak rainbows OR people heads are shaped like the heads of their spirit animals?
451	@CBBWYR Live in a bungalow made of live human heads OR Winning a freestyle rap battles means you can pick what Scott Aukerman does daily?
452	@CBBWYR Live in a cantaloupe under the ocean OR Have a Rabbi follow you around giving life & food selection advice in sign language?
453	@CBBWYR Live in a fun-house filled w/ pickles & breed w/ space apes OR Rap battles determine the winners of all contests including this one?
454	@CBBWYR Live in a giant dollhouse with a drunken Oprah OR Touching things that are not red, white or blue causes you to break out..in dance!
455	@CBBWYR Live in a giant peach with @JamesFrancoTV OR Develop a cure for rickets & have to share your wealth with the descendants of Hitler?
456	@CBBWYR Live in a house haunted by the cast of "Adams Family Values" OR The less gas your car has the more sentient it is?
457	@CBBWYR Live in a house made entirely from gold except for the toilets OR You can talk to animals but only 10 minutes before and after you orgasm?
458	@CBBWYR Live in a steampunk world wear you run “The Water Guild” OR PBJ Sandwiches are currency?
459	@CBBWYR Live under da sea with the cast of Seaquest DSV but they are all Chipmunks OR Twisting your nipples adjusts the volume and pitch of your voice?
460	@CBBWYR Live w/Big Bird in a bachelor apartment @ 666 Sesame Street OR If you have children thier first word is what your job is for life?
461	@CBBWYR Live with the cast of whatever is the current #1 most watched TV Show OR The igloo you call home has truly amazing internet speeds?
462	@CBBWYR Macho Man Randal Savage is your personal train OR You can swim in any substance but water & have a Fraggle roomate?
463	@CBBWYR Magnets on your head made you sing showtunes about your day OR For every 1 ounce of food you eat you poop 10 & it smells amazing?
464	@CBBWYR Make license plates for unicorns in a fantasy prison OR During WWIII you and a team of Reality TV Stars must infiltrate the Space Nazi Moonbase?
465	@CBBWYR Manage a subway line in Brazil in the year 2100 OR A new batch of Gremlins terrorizes anyone with a last name starting with R, S, T, L, N or E?
466	@CBBWYR Math comes easy for you & you call your penis "math" OR The more brain cancer you have the more super powers you have?
467	@CBBWYR Mediate peace between middle east countries using only your mustache OR Eat baby moose to gain the power of flight & fear baboons?
468	@CBBWYR Men think you look like Ron Pearlman & women see Hillary Duff OR Women think you look like Denzel Washington & men see Margret Cho?
469	@CBBWYR Might as well face it your addicted to love OR Your shadow is solid & eating spinach gives you 6 extra arms for 6 years & fireworks?
470	@CBBWYR Mind Altering Snails covered your body every 3rd hour OR People from states with 'A' in the name would be terrified of you?
471	@CBBWYR Money can buy happiness but not food OR if you combine more than 100 sticks of butter they come to life and hunger for fish flesh?
472	@CBBWYR NASCAR Sponsors your bowel movements OR Each of your 6 arms is from a different Seinfeld guest star & you gnaw on bones to get hard?
473	@CBBWYR Nearly all dogs go to heaven & fisherman rule the world OR Your hands are made of corn & when popped you grown 10 ft tall for 1 day?
474	@CBBWYR Need to update your brain software every time you update your Adobe Reader OR Be "Blood Brothers" (or sisters) with a sentient puddle of blood?
475	@CBBWYR Nepalese bricklayers made all your homes & turnips are exponentially growing OR Snuffleupugi were the best source of nutrition?
476	@CBBWYR Never take a sick day because of your dragon blood OR All compasses point to you & you eat only live electric eels?
477	@CBBWYR No online shopping & you can taste peoples emotions OR You have a horny person magnet in the front & a rabid bat magnet in the back?
478	@CBBWYR No two humans have the same size head and the largest head wins OR A sentient pair of gloves decides your job at birth?
479	@CBBWYR None of your many limbs are under your direct control OR Pants suddenly become sentient and yours lead a revolt against humans?
480	@CBBWYR Not be able to smell anything that is one of the colours of the rainbow OR A Life coach follows you & she is a white supremacist?
481	@CBBWYR Officiate all weddings and breathe fire if you eat spicy food OR Have a magic mirror that only works while shaving and have fire farts if you eat spicy food?
482	@CBBWYR On Mondays you have to fight either Mike or Neil Degrasse Tyson OR Mad Max is a documentary and you own a red smurf?
483	@CBBWYR On your staff is a full time ninja who craves marshmallows OR Your heavyweight championship belt chafes when you wear short shorts to bat mitzvahs?
484	@CBBWYR Once a day you have a Mentos commercial style scenario OR The suit of armor you travel in is cursed by Tony Shaloob?
485	@CBBWYR One childhood birthday wish will come true if you live to 88 yrs old OR You are in a band with the cast of ALL Star Trek TV Shows?
486	@CBBWYR One of your palms is constantly covered in grape jelly OR You can only travel by model train & you detest Bob Ross?
487	@CBBWYR Only be able to feed yourself by hunting the most dangerous prey... OR There is a 10% chance when you pass through a door you end up in a right wing Narnia?
488	@CBBWYR Only be able to hear the world through Beats by Dre OR A sentient brick wall follows you and does your bidding once a day?
489	@CBBWYR Only be able to orgasm from sex with whoemever wins the best actor/actress oscar each year OR Have a turtle for a head?
490	@CBBWYR Only be able to read out loud & have moss for hair OR grant wishes to people with Hitler mustaches & be a super fast uni-cyclist?
491	@CBBWYR Only be able to speak in Pig Latin BUT have a personal translator of your choice OR A sentient gecko lives in your pockets & gives relationship advice?
492	@CBBWYR Only be able to travel by fairy dust powered segway OR the village elders find your haircut to be blasphemous to the god of potato?
493	@CBBWYR Only be able to travel via cannon except on Sundays OR be declared a hero... In Nazi Germany.... In the year 3000!?
494	@CBBWYR Only be able to use words from Shakespeare plays OR John Cusak follows you around throwing fruit @ anyone you make eye contact with?
495	@CBBWYR Only be able to watch re-runs & own a working hover car that runs on kumquat OR have reverse Benjamin Button disease & a magic lamp?
496	@CBBWYR Only find food in 1 foot deep holes your red dog digs OR Have the powers of whatever animals you have sex with & fear the Noid?
497	@CBBWYR Only rich peoples can get STD's OR All your pant zippers are sentient with 80's TV Show personalities & You smell fear if tired?
498	@CBBWYR Only travel via parade OR Each limb has a different personality based on the 3 stooges & the days of the week are named after your greatest accomplishments?
499	@CBBWYR Ooze gold & have to eat your weight in honey every week OR play any instrument you touch but your fingers fall off when you do?
500	@CBBWYR Open a food stand in Fiji that only sells human meat OR Your glass blowing business is going under unless you win a dance contest?
501	@CBBWYR open a soup store that specializes in cereal OR On even numbered days your head is ice and feet are sentient Ikea furniture?
502	@CBBWYR Own a courier company with a 1 hour delivery or its free policy OR You could speak to trees but only in their native language?
503	@CBBWYR Own a fortune 500 Company that turns people into food OR Your limbs are the most sought after food on earth and they grow rapidly?
504	@CBBWYR Own a Holodeck & Holo-BBQ OR The family of sentient staplers living in your armpits keeps you up at night unless you sing U3 Songs?
505	@CBBWYR Own a magic carpet that flies using the tears of orphans for fuel OR Have chainsaws for legs in a world where humans R made of wood?
506	@CBBWYR Own a McDonalds on Mars in the year 2525 OR Work at an Arby's that travels though time and gets stuck for 10 years in Ancient Rome?
507	@CBBWYR Own a piece of Einsteins brain that you can talk to OR The only thing that can kill you are icicles and you can smell fear?
508	@CBBWYR Own a sentient umbrella & its raining menopause OR Be able to fix anything using puppy blood including your broken relationships?
509	@CBBWYR Own a successful carpentry business & eat only worms OR The longer you drive the less emotions you have & eat only gummy worms?
510	@CBBWYR Own Sherlock's magical pipe,magical violin & magical hat OR be able 2 smell when someone is lying but not if they find u attractive?
511	@CBBWYR Own the rights to all Kermit the Toad merchandise OR You “Man Cave” is a literal cave made out of Leslie Mann’s toenail clippings?
512	@CBBWYR Own the rights to the "Happy Birthday" song in a world of immortals OR Have Pantera loving pandas for parents & a hatred of bamboo?
513	@CBBWYR Own the worlds 2nd largest RV in the theme of your choice OR Own the ‘Infinity Glove’ & Fear Nothing but Andy Richter?
514	@CBBWYR Own the worlds larges collection of sex toys and scabs OR only be able to achieve orgasm to wet little buoys and gulls?
515	@CBBWYR Pants have built in, 1 use a day, ejector seats OR Your sword fighting style is based on your last meal & you can smell fear?
516	@CBBWYR Park cars for a living & get to keep one every week OR When you touch an animals private parts it can talk & your hair is licorice?
517	@CBBWYR Participate in a rodeo for every $10,000 you earn OR Read the mind of anyone you make love to if they orgasm?
518	@CBBWYR Parts of your body age @ different rates OR Every millionth burger cooked becomes sentient & the cook has to raise it like a child?
519	@CBBWYR Penn & Teller make your inhibitions disappear OR You have a metal detector but instead of metal it can find humorous situations?
520	@CBBWYR People are more famous the further away from where they live OR Your nipples have the faces and personalities of Cheech & Chong?
521	@CBBWYR People can control the motion of their hair if they eat enough Fraggles OR You poop Duplo brand locking bricks & no longer fear death?
522	@CBBWYR People do not lose their baby teeth; they instead turn into baby animals OR Your best selling Broadway play is about your most embarrassing experience?
523	@CBBWYR People travel by giant birds & can re-grow heads OR Winning a sporting event means you have to quite playing that sport for 9 years?
524	@CBBWYR People would ignore you except when you stand on grass and pancakes are sentient OR God is real and this time it's personal!?
525	@CBBWYR Peoples favorite movies are playing on your forehead OR The more booze you drink the drunker you get OR The more sober you get?
526	@CBBWYR Peoples hands are the animal that they last dreamed about OR The world is flat and people on the bottom war with those on top?
527	@CBBWYR Peoples reaction to your presence is violent diarrhea OR have to produce a daily show based on the first thing you see in the AM?
528	@CBBWYR Peoples skin changes colour based on the last food they ate OR Clean socks are sentient & Fraggles run the government?
529	@CBBWYR Perform stand-up comedy for robots that are debating taking over the world OR Spaghetti and meatballs is now the only thing to wear as a hat?
530	@CBBWYR Pies for every meal & ancient evil shadows live in your bellybutton OR You only can watch 1 year old reruns & love bee vomit shoes?
531	@CBBWYR Pilot the largest ship in the Canadian Navy from the comfort of your own tree-home OR A chipmunk built your car out of acorns & you hate mules?
532	@CBBWYR Pink Floyd releases "The Floor" on your podcast OR Your hair is sentient and each strand has a different 80's movie personality?
533	@CBBWYR Planet Hollywood is not specific enough so you buy the franchise and change the name OR Your limbs are made of the heads of the first people you see each day?
534	@CBBWYR Play the Kazoo live with whatever band you want whenever you want OR Always have a sunburn BUT your peeling skin is worth bitcoins?
535	@CBBWYR Plug small appliances into your butt & gain their powers OR The Earth is flat & your yearly salary is your weight in unicorn poop?
536	@CBBWYR Power outages follow you at the speed of a very fast snail OR If you drink water from a hose there is a 47% chance of turning into a yeti for 1 year?
537	@CBBWYR Pricing on goods and services is determined by how many Twitter followers you have OR The faces in your arm pits have started to argue with one another?
538	@CBBWYR Pulling swords from stones would be how you solve mundane arguments OR Elves & Dwarves were suddenly real living in modern society?
539	@CBBWYR Push a button to kill all your twitter followers & get $1000 for each death OR You can only type 100 words a day & you smell of gas?
540	@CBBWYR Put toast in a toaster to turn it into bread OR Whatever you last dressed up for for Halloween is now your occupation?
541	@CBBWYR Putting on a hat would give you a concussion OR Fashion Police are real and have the same authority as the Nazi's did?
542	@CBBWYR Raid tombs for sentient teddy bears OR Freestyle rap once a year to determine your salary & only be attracted to folks wearing fish?
543	@CBBWYR Rap about all letters of the alphabet if you choose this OR Your cancer has aids & donuts are the currency of your dictatorship?
544	@CBBWYR Ray Charles follows you around singing OR You can train any animal to kill & You cameo every superhero movie?
545	@CBBWYR Receive a liftime supply of poitns from @nerdist Chris Hardwick that can only be used @tacobell OR Everytime a bell rings...Angels!?
546	@CBBWYR Receive constant noise complaints because your cosplay orgies are always super loud OR Dennis the Menace menaces all your foes you just have to pay him in stale bread?
547	@CBBWYR Refills are free and the refills are years that you live OR Your penguin butler has trouble reaching the pedals of the jello limousine she drives you around in?
548	@CBBWYR Reroute deflector control through the secondary coupler in order to prevent a warp core breach OR Feel pain when not holding fruit?
549	@CBBWYR Review all hot sauces & experimental sex toys for the public good OR Everyone gets 2 hair related wishes a year except you?
550	@CBBWYR Ride the quick brown fox that jumps over the lazy god OR Be god but constantly have quick brown foxes jumping over your lazy ass!?
551	@CBBWYR Ride to work in different cast member of 'Cheers' everyday OR Your twitter followers are an army in a war against evil typewriters?
552	@CBBWYR Roses are bread, Violets are glue & you are trying to run a glue bakery OR Every other species AND HUMAN on earth was sentient?
553	@CBBWYR Rotten food is sentient & you have a tiny Alf in your ear OR The most popular sport is now Frisbee Golf & you own a team?
554	@CBBWYR Rowdy Rody Piper followed you around throwing gold ball bearings OR all eating utencils are made of Sudanese stinging jelly fish?
555	@CBBWYR Rub the bellies of pink flamingos to unleash your inner demon. Literally. OR Have a third penis on a different body part each day?
556	@CBBWYR Rule a post apocalyptic wasteland with an iron foot OR Each of your shower tiles has a personality form a different reality show?
557	@CBBWYR Run a Martian bar on a Mars bar OR Ironing a shirt turns it into iron & the chains on your chainsaw legs are getting rusty?
558	@CBBWYR Run a spinning class for panda bears everyday OR Make decisions based on what colour you are wearing?
559	@CBBWYR Run an illegal underground movie monster fight club OR Lottery winners had to work for you for 1 year to claim their prize?
560	@CBBWYR Run an infamously hilarious sex shop OR If you eat enough fat beets you can morph your bum into either Ziggy OR Ziggy Stardust?
561	@CBBWYR Run away and join the space circus OR live in a glass apartment in Grand Central Station?
562	@CBBWYR Run for President of the Un-United States OR Be able to solve a Rubik’s Cube with your butt?
563	@CBBWYR Run on atomic power & "feed" off books you read OR Be in a coma when life gets above a certain stress level?
564	@CBBWYR Run the lollipop guild with an iron fist OR The family of sentient badgers that lives in your car pays zero rent?
565	@CBBWYR Sacha Baron Cohen characters are your roommates OR You have trees for legs, Cell towers for arms & unlimited breadsticks for hair?
566	@CBBWYR Safety gear is mandatory OR Your barber decides your hairdo & Your head is sometimes a block of ice with peppermint ear hair?
567	@CBBWYR Samples aren't free but ice cream is but some tastes like vomit OR Your Batmobile lost a wheel and Yakov Smirnoff got away?
568	@CBBWYR Say "Smokin!" a la Jim Carey's "The Mask" whenever antyhign involving lung cancer comes up OR Laugh when shitting and visa versa?
569	@CBBWYR See butts on peoples heads & faces on peoples butts OR Plants are suddenly changed into meat and meat is suddenly plants?
570	@CBBWYR Serve jury duty in hell & always be thirsty but have unlimited refreshingly cool mint tea OR Your arms? They made of zoos.
571	@CBBWYR Shadow Demons escape from your butthole whenever you fart OR If a month ends on a weekend your saliva turns to Jolt Cola for that month?
572	@CBBWYR Share a bathroom with Oscar the Grouch OR All your clothes are either 2 sizes to big or 1 size too small?
573	@CBBWYR Shed your skin everyday but it can be used to power your car OR The longer you sleep the more likely u are going to have a good day?
574	@CBBWYR Shovel cinnamon for a living and but never worry about death & taxes OR Be able to complete the cinnamon challenge and fear rings?
575	@CBBWYR Shred guitars like no bodies business OR When within 7 feet of a rake you step on it & it hits you in the face until you see bars?
576	@CBBWYR Shrugging causes cookie making elves to appear OR Every other day your head is replaced by a sentient wooden toy boat?
577	@CBBWYR Single-handedly abolish human trafficking using nothing but blubbery muffins OR Your power of flight is powered by the tears of Unicorn Accountants?
578	@CBBWYR Sirens play dubstep OR If you watch a viral video you get sick & will die if you don't eat any animals elbow within 24 years?
579	@CBBWYR Sitting on anything but an elephant causes war among siblings OR be the Prime Minister of Canada during a animal zombie apocalypse?
580	@CBBWYR Sketch comedy must by law involve drawing sketches of your nightmares OR No matter your gender all humans have beards and they are all “Mood Beards” ?
581	@CBBWYR Sleep in a coffin full of oatmeal & drive to work in a potato OR Whenever you go 5 MPH above/below the speed limit u sweat turnip?
582	@CBBWYR sleep the amount of time you touch your privates every day OR For every pineapple pizza sold you gain a year of life as a dog?
583	@CBBWYR Smell as comically bad as Pepe Le Pew & also have the advantages of being a cartoon OR When you bake cakes they have personalities?
584	@CBBWYR Smurfs are real and 500 feet tall OR 100 Feet Tall OR 50 Feet Tall OR 10 Feet Tall OR 5 Feet Tall
585	@CBBWYR Smurfs live in your fridge OR Every time one of your eyelashes falls off you gain a genuine friend who would even help you move?
586	@CBBWYR Snapping your fingers creates fruit OR You have to hang out with Ferris Bueller every day & eat only fruit?
587	@CBBWYR Sneezing causes your eyes to fly out and survey a 1 mile radius OR Your pet dragon is cranky if you don't feed it watermelons?
588	@CBBWYR Snitches get dirty britches that they must wear until the defeat the Zarboz OR You have a sentient sweet tooth with the personality of the last vegetable you ate?
589	@CBBWYR Solve a murder on a space train OR Scotty from Star Trek is your personal assistant & you eat the extra heads of puppies?
590	@CBBWYR Solve murders in your spare time with the help of Shemp OR Meal prep for everyone in your household and the kitchen is in Hades?
591	@CBBWYR Spend 1/2 of all money you make on amassing robot butlers OR Your silly putty hands hurt when you touch wood or eat apples?
592	@CBBWYR Spend 6 months a year on board the worlds largest cruise ship OR Killer Whales are the only thing between you and world domination?
593	@CBBWYR Spongebob makes all of your purchasing decisions OR A rabid butter fly lives in one of your ears & Bill Shatner lives in the other?
594	@CBBWYR Spray different coloured paint from each finger on even numbered days OR Tonsilitis causes Elephantisis which causes Homophobia?
595	@CBBWYR Stallone & Schwarzenegger switch movie rolls past, present and future OR You can have 3 pipes into your home delivering any liquid of your choice?
596	@CBBWYR Star Trek style holodecks cost $999.99 OR Whenever you eat there is a 0.01% chance your arms will turn into what you are eating?
597	@CBBWYR Steak dinners for everyone! (even vampires) OR Tropical fruits sing Jimmy Buffet songs as you eat them?
598	@CBBWYR Stephen King be the best choice to write your biography OR The devils playground is in your backyard & you can not afford curtians?
599	@CBBWYR Still have all your baby teeth but always have perfect hair for any occasion OR All your bodily fluids granted different powers?
600	@CBBWYR Stop OR My mom will shoot?
601	@CBBWYR Summon at will a metal detector as long as you are barefoot on sand OR Your right hand is a stapler and your left hand is a staple remover?
602	@CBBWYR Swim to the safety of unicorn heaven in a sea of rancid bug gravy OR The arm growing out of your forehead is a chess master?
603	@CBBWYR Taking Polaroid photos will cause the colour to drain from the subject OR If you drive a car over the speed limit it comes to life?
604	@CBBWYR Taxes would pay for Police, Fireman, and Ghostbusters OR All films past, present & future replaced real looking guns with Nerf guns?
605	@CBBWYR Team up with Bob Ross to compete in every Wrestlemania OR Crocodile bushes grown in your footsteps & you fear red marshmallows?
606	@CBBWYR Terrorize a town with your breath till they give you whatever you want OR You can turn any liquid into wine but are an alcoholic?
607	@CBBWYR Test drive all the latest sex cars OR be invisible when holding your breath & only invisible to people with blue & brown eyes?
608	@CBBWYR Text immediate family to let them know whenever you have sex OR your left hand grants wishes to birds and your right is made of wax?
609	@CBBWYR The amount of hours in your day doubles & frisbee golf is mandatory OR The Chauffeur of your Hover Bus is Austin Powers on Mondays?
610	@CBBWYR The arms growing out of your nipples are controlled by a resurrected DeForest Kelly OR Live on the worlds largest snow monkey?
611	@CBBWYR The author of whatever you are reading (living or dead) sits on your shoulders and mocks you OR Hardwood floors world wide become sentient?
612	@CBBWYR The back of your head is Willie Nelson OR If you sneeze you create a sentient flower that grants wishes to albino moose?
613	@CBBWYR The backs of all limos have pools filled with sexy babes. They are 1 millimeter tall and live their very fulfilled lives in said pools OR Your head is Duplo.
614	@CBBWYR The best selling single of the week will play from your eye every 15 min OR Save up enough belly button lint u can build a soulmate?
615	@CBBWYR The Brady Bunch does not age as they are vampires and you live in their basement OR You are known throughout the lands as the "Midnight Smoker" ?
616	@CBBWYR The Care Bears lived in your house & one of them poops gold OR Anyone who has worn socks & sandals is suddenly 2 feet tall?
617	@CBBWYR The cast of 'Cheers' rates you on a scale of 1-13 each hour OR Your only friend is your big toe and he dislikes your favorite thing?
618	@CBBWYR The cast of 'The Wire' lives in the bathroom of your studio apartment OR The longer the beard (man or woman) the more you can influence the lives of inner city children?
619	@CBBWYR The cast of 'The Wire' lives in the bathroom of your studio apartment OR The longer the beard (man or woman) the more you can influence the lives of inner city children?
620	@CBBWYR The colours you wear let people know relationship status & what you are looking for OR You have to sing about whatever you are buy?
621	@CBBWYR The crazier one is the more money they are allotted each year OR Yours in the only profile on all social media and dating sites?
622	@CBBWYR The dessert sands are filled with giant gummi worms OR Your hair is made from the taint hair of your worst enemies & you hate ham?
623	@CBBWYR The double ended donkey that lives in your guest house is cranky OR Your sunburn gives you telekinesis but Cher really hates you?
624	@CBBWYR The faster you move the more sentient your clothes OR Wars are all fought with pillows and every country has 1 nuclear pillow?
625	@CBBWYR The floor is lava, your are immune to lava. You are the happiest slave. OR Everyone owns a flaying car that runs on unicorn tears?
626	@CBBWYR The further North you are the higher the depth of feathers on the ground OR Electricity comes from magic & your a hairy wizard!?
627	@CBBWYR The ghost of every potato you have eaten haunts you each Arbor Day OR The ghost of Deforest Kelly inhabits one of the penguins in your freezer?
628	@CBBWYR The giant fruit fly, w/ the face of Cher, that lives in your belly, hates your new wife OR Your allergic to packing peanut butter?
629	@CBBWYR The government is run by The Borg OR A dwarf family lives under every house & mailboxes turn into predators at night?
630	@CBBWYR The guest bedroom of your mansion be filled with serial rapists OR whenever you open a door there is a chance that you will orgasm?
631	@CBBWYR The Hulks (Hogan & Incredible) protect you from the space clowns OR When your silly putty butt gets old it cries dagger tear
632	@CBBWYR The hungrier you get the closer to orgasm you become & houses are made of gingerbread OR Free blowjobs for every 100 customers!?
633	@CBBWYR The keyboard that controls your emotions is acting up OR On Halloween people hand out hands from YouTube stars?
634	@CBBWYR The left side of your body is indestructible OR You are a fish driving your body and looking through the eyes?
635	@CBBWYR The left side of your body periodically turns to silly putty OR Catching a leprechaun grants you 1 food related wish & 2 flamingos?
636	@CBBWYR The less money you have the more your money weighs #ThanksObama OR You constantly feel like it is 5 minutes until the bell rings?
637	@CBBWYR The longer your hair the more status in the under ground society you have OR Your fast food job also lets you time travel if eating?
638	@CBBWYR The love of the masses cures your Spider Aids OR A sentient pen writes your biography but is upset by your lack of boogers?
639	@CBBWYR The moonbase that your uncle Rodney built in under attack OR Your armpit flowers smell like the breath of the last person you fucked?
640	@CBBWYR The more addictive the substance the better it is for your health OR You can have any type of wheel you want in place of your feet?
641	@CBBWYR The more money you make the bigger your boobs (Both men & women) OR Fingers & toes are sentient and hate each other?
642	@CBBWYR The more one steals the stickier their fingers get OR The speed of your internet access is directly proportional to the length of your pubic hair?
643	@CBBWYR The more pain you are in the smarter you become OR You have dildo fingers, cucumber toes and a black hole for genitals?
644	@CBBWYR The more twitter followers people have the longer they live OR during an emergency a person will always yells "Better Call Saul!" ?
645	@CBBWYR The more twitter followers you have the taller you are OR You live in the sewers with Pennywise the Clown and 3 Ninja Turtles?
646	@CBBWYR the more vital the call/txt/email the more expensive it is OR You can't bleed to death & you're always bleeding & it smells amazing?
647	@CBBWYR The novelization of your life is a best seller...of the paranormal section of the book store!!!! OR Breaking in new shoes makes them less and less sentient as they get more comfortable?
648	@CBBWYR The Old Wise Man who lives in your taint is growing bored w/ your life OR Mashed Potatoes fingers make using chopsticks impossible?
649	@CBBWYR The older u get the longer your pen is & you are issued your pen @ birth OR Stepping on a crack breaks the back of your enemies mom?
650	@CBBWYR The older you get the louder you get & pants are indestructible OR For every $1 spent on charity $10 go to fund evil scientist?
651	@CBBWYR The only book you can read is the dictionary but you have 10 extra eyes OR Bruce Campbell judges your clothing & actions?
652	@CBBWYR The only people who have legs on earth work for your rickshaw company OR Your hands are Tom & Jerry ?
653	@CBBWYR The only sitting devices that exist are stools (without backs!) OR All lightbulbs emit either an annoying sound or bad smell?
654	@CBBWYR The only way to record human voices is w/hippos spinning umbrellas OR The carpenter you live w/ is obsessed w/ The Avocado People?
655	@CBBWYR The potatoes growing behind your ears fetch a pretty penny OR You invent a super powered laser that only cuts a certain special substance...?
656	@CBBWYR The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog OR Why squirt jizz on five boxed keg clamps?
657	@CBBWYR The reality show you host kills one rabid monkey butler an episode OR Once you pop you can only stop if a snowman deems you worthy?
658	@CBBWYR The salmon run through house and they sing songs OR Your pickled limbs have no feeling but attract super models & ducks?
659	@CBBWYR The sentience form the Knight Rider car exists in your current car OR The sentience from Johnny 6 inhabits your cellular phone?
660	@CBBWYR The sentient corn cob holders that you pierced your ears with want you to quit your job OR Your 2nd head is from the cast of Cheers?
661	@CBBWYR The sentient hair on your head & face are in a civil war with one another OR Step on a crack break ur mamas demons who attack her?
662	@CBBWYR The shorter your job title the more money you make OR Everyone has to spend 10 years of their lives as professional wrestlers? (B-b-bonus-s-s-s points for providing what your Wrestling name would be)
663	@CBBWYR The size of humans is determined by how many Twitter followers they have OR You do not age while drunk or stoned & fear olives?
664	@CBBWYR The smelliest fart you have each years gains sentience OR One of your legs is the first thing you think about when I say the colour “Yellow” ?
665	@CBBWYR The stronger a glasses RX the stronger the person OR U own the worlds only pets & can turn water into ale by staring at it for 4min?
666	@CBBWYR The temperature of the last shower you have determines how many people are actively trying to kill you OR Cast Iron Skillet Feet!?
667	@CBBWYR The throne in the ‘Game of Thrones’ is actually a toilet OR Be able to see though the eyes of octopi?
668	@CBBWYR The tickle monster has left you bruised & eaten OR When you hear laughter you must dance like a drunken dolphin with robot legs?
669	@CBBWYR The voices in your head tell you to kill fruits & veggies OR Riding a dragon causes you to crave feeling the bums of YouTube stars?
670	@CBBWYR The Weather Network is always 100% inaccurate OR You have a pigeon butler named Geronimo who used to be a male model?
671	@CBBWYR The winner of the Superbowl will determine what 1 food u have to eat for the year OR Anyone who makes toast within 9 feet of u dies?
672	@CBBWYR The world currency is pieces of mythical creatures (eg. Leprechaun toes) OR Batteries are included with everything including humans?
673	@CBBWYR The worst thing you have ever said is tattooed on your forehead OR Mario & Luigi are your roommates but are carpenters & drunks?
674	@CBBWYR There is a 17% chance when you look into a mirror that you get pulled into the mirror universe OR Small dogs go to ovens to cook cakes?
675	@CBBWYR There is a 50% chance every morning you will wake up with a different animal body OR You fear cotton balls as your father was killed in the GRATE Cotton Ball War?
676	@CBBWYR There is a frog in your throat that only sings for you OR When you play hop scotch your skin changes colour & your twin lays an egg?
677	@CBBWYR There's an app for YOU & Your most hated enemy has downloaded it OR You have turkey's for legs, a blue hat and your cancer has aids?
678	@CBBWYR Throw a Battlestar Galactica themed Gala every week OR Give birth to a different superhero baby every 10 months?
679	@CBBWYR Time stands still when pinching your nipples OR Swallowing a pickle whole gives you diarrhea of the mouth & bullet immunity?
680	@CBBWYR Time travel is possible only while holding your breath OR Your Twitter followers want to kill you every other day & you love bingo!?
681	@CBBWYR To melt ice you must sacrifice a puppy to the ice god @RealGilbert OR You hear the word "Wassap!" whenever/wherever it is said?
682	@CBBWYR Tom Arnold and Danny Devito are your legs OR every 10th pregnancy the man gives birth & you can only eat sandwiches?
683	@CBBWYR Travel exclusively by moon powered magic carpet OR EVERYONE is reincarnated as the hair on your body some of which is sentient?
684	@CBBWYR Travel the stars aboard a starship crewed by your Twitter followers OR Have at your disposal the full power of the Spanish Inquisition?
685	@CBBWYR travel through a "temple of doom" to get to work everyday OR Have a different animals arms growing out of your forehead every Day?
686	@CBBWYR Travel through alternate dimensions with The Queen of England OR Play any instrument if you eat a person who can play it?
687	@CBBWYR Travel through space using the power of your bum brain OR For every twitter follower you have gain one lute playing flea that will do your bidding?
688	@CBBWYR Travel through time at a rate of 1 second per second OR Your beard has a family of sentient blood oranges living in it on alternating days?
689	@CBBWYR Trick OR Treat every day like Halloween OR The fingers on your forehead know Canadian Sign Language?
690	@CBBWYR Trick OR Treat?
691	@CBBWYR Tsunamis deposited sex-crazed mermaids & mermen OR Earthquake aftershocks meant you could telepathically commune with you spouse?
692	@CBBWYR TV,PC and Phone screens run on rancid yak butter OR Krypton gas (which is real) grants you 1/2 of the powers of superman?
693	@CBBWYR Two day old bagels can vote OR Touching a pen causes it to write a novel & touching a pencil will do your grocery shopping?
694	@CBBWYR Unlimited breadsticks & bread is made w/ the ground up bones of your enemies OR National Enquirer stories r real and u write themr?
695	@CBBWYR Upon entering a room you have never been in you have to tell your most embarrassing story OR Some of your hair is poo?
696	@CBBWYR Utility bills are paid for by bringing in criminals to the police station OR If you get scared all humans have limbs fall off?
697	@CBBWYR Various magical lights emanate from your orifices OR We all use animals like they used dinosaurs in the Flintstones?
698	@CBBWYR Wake up every 15 minutes to be granted a food related wish OR Own a sword that can get you out off all non-sword related situations?
699	@CBBWYR Watching the last 20 min of any movie causes your nails to grow quickly OR The cast of Cheers showed up whenever you went to a bar?
700	@CBBWYR Wear a different hat every day or else a finger falls off OR Movie Magic can be harnessed to power everything from homes to subs?
701	@CBBWYR Wear a top hat & monocle or else turn into a giant sentient peanut OR Remote controls never work for you & also all shoes are pink?
702	@CBBWYR Well you have to pick this "Laser-Eye" scenario now that it has been favorited by The @LondonVision Clinic! pic.twitter.com/lhBpxIT0Xb
703	@CBBWYR Whatever game you are best at will determine your profession OR Every other day the universe is "converted" to cartoon rules?
704	@CBBWYR Whatever you draw with an Etch-A-Sketch comes true OR Whatever your genitals touch becomes sentient and there is a 1/10 chance it becomes a Fire-Fighter?
705	@CBBWYR when blindfolded you are the best at whatever sport you last saw on television OR For every freckle on your butt you gain one gargoyle slave?
706	@CBBWYR When you are over the age of 65 there are always Werther’s Originals in your pockets OR Your butt beak can not help but click to salsa music?
707	@CBBWYR When you die you have to do a Powerpoint presentation at the pearly gates OR Every 10,000th step you take your legs fall off?
708	@CBBWYR When your sliding into first and you feel something burst diarrhea OR Everyone over the age of 69 has a castle they have to defend from the mole people?
709	@CBBWYR Whenever you put on a hat it becomes sentient with the personality of the person who most hates you OR Your toes are frogs?
710	@CBBWYR Whenever you sit it's on the lap of a Marvel super hero OR The squishing sound coming from your pet dragon scares irradiated kids?
711	@CBBWYR Whenever you talk every 4th word would sound like nails on a chalkboard OR A little person lives in & controls each of your limbs?
712	@CBBWYR Whenever you try to use a pen it turns into a sword OR The ghosts of The Three Stooges haunt you while pooping?
713	@CBBWYR While holding a beer your business acumen skyrockets OR Your whole body is covered in sentient famous mustaches?
714	@CBBWYR While you held an object it became sentient & you smelt of honey OR You have horrible luck with pens & pencils also there is no BBQ?
715	@CBBWYR Whoever can bench press the most at the age of 4 becomes Earth’s president at age 44 OR You hate body hair to an insane degree?
716	@CBBWYR Whosoever draws forth the breadstick from the kidney stone shall rule Atlantis OR You look good in grey slacks?
717	@CBBWYR Wiggling your ears would cause them to briefly fly off your head OR All members of all religions turned into atheistic musicians?
718	@CBBWYR Wiggling your mushroom butt causes birds to break into red cars OR Your life will transform into the last movie you watch?
719	@CBBWYR Win a Spike, Tony, Oscar and Peoples Choice award (S.T.O.P.) OR Have a patent on ice but a fear of non-human animals?
720	@CBBWYR Win any Ping-Pong tournament you enter OR People who slip never stop falling & a whole society exists of "Fallers" ?
721	@CBBWYR Win any talent competition but the prize is often rotten meats OR Each Finger produces a different smell that changes yearly?
722	@CBBWYR Windows look into alternate dimensions (including car) OR Bill Nye narrates your life out loud for all to hear & mocks your errors?
723	@CBBWYR With the snap of your fingers you can make people laugh OR You (man or woman) give birth to the baby from "Dinosaurs"?
724	@CBBWYR Work every day with no holidays @ Dairy Queen but be a billionaire OR Have to eat @ Dairy Queen every day and be immortal? OR Both!?
725	@CBBWYR Work for an evil genius & have alternating weekends off OR Sail the 8 seas with the love of your life who is trapped in a jar?
726	@CBBWYR Work from home but home is a coal mine full of wish granting demons OR Have full access to buildings belonging to people named John?
727	@CBBWYR Work in the HR department for the Nazi's during WWII OR Own a box factory and fight crime with the power of cardboard manipulation?
728	@CBBWYR Work stress can only be cured with salami OR Once a year you are struck by lightning and it grants you mediocre powers?
729	@CBBWYR wrestle a horny orangutan for the TV remote every night OR the louder the fart the further it propels you into the air or jello?
730	@CBBWYR Write jokes for Fozzy Bear & have a phaser eye OR During an Emu Apocalypse you run barter town with Bill Murray& Tony Danza?
731	@CBBWYR Years are 1/2 as long but you live twice as long OR Rain is Pepsi Clear, Snow is Icing Sugar,Hail is Mentos & Diabetes runs rampant?
732	@CBBWYR Yelling makes you stronger & pie fights for survival OR Every Christmas evergreen trees try to cut US down & they hate jello?
733	@CBBWYR Yiddish is the only language understood by all living things OR You are the “Queen of Ladders” and rule your kingdom with a fiber fist?
734	@CBBWYR You & Bill Murray are the Milo & Otis of trans-Canada trips OR Your Monkey butler is on strike so you have to wash your own jetpack?
735	@CBBWYR You alone are allowed to sample anything in any store OR Darryl Strawberry and Halle Berry open a vegan BBQ in your Attic?
736	@CBBWYR You alone can cook with ice and freeze with fire OR Your limbs switch spots on weekends (Arms for legs and visa versa)?
737	@CBBWYR You always felt like you were wading through Jello OR Handcrafted items found on Etsy if not sold in 13 days will roam the streets?
738	@CBBWYR You are a vampire in the streets and a werewolf in the sheets OR You live in Times Square & befriend a family of rabid badgers?
739	@CBBWYR You are able to balance on top of anything for 1 hour OR the lighter your clothes you currently have on the healthier you are?
740	@CBBWYR You are head writer on Comedy Bang Bang OR You are Key Grip on Big Bang Theory OR A Walrus named Wally will negotiate for you?
741	@CBBWYR You are only allowed a certain amount of blinks per day a& if you go over you die OR Frankenstein will carry anything you want?
742	@CBBWYR You are so technically able that you can and do hook up 1000HP Motors to things OR Sports & Religion are illegal?
743	@CBBWYR You are the last most sought after projectionist on earth OR A different hair on your body is sentient every day and if you cut it you get 10,000 doll hairs?
744	@CBBWYR You are the referee in a boxing match between Santa & Satan OR You have a chocolate chip on your shoulder that Michael Cera needs to eat once a week or will turn into an orangutan?
745	@CBBWYR You are the worlds greatest bowler when you are singing show tunes OR The older you get the closer people get to loving you?
746	@CBBWYR You are the worlds most famous spy making spying impossible OR Each finger shoots a different type of Green Arrow style arrow?
747	@CBBWYR You become second best at any sport if you wear a pink version of that sports equipment OR You can only eat vegans?
748	@CBBWYR You buy what you see in every 10th advertisement no matter what OR Your skin rusts if you don't rub it with baby tears?
749	@CBBWYR You can create your own world but 1 in 10 things you do goes horribly wrong OR Mini sentient landmarks live in your hair?
750	@CBBWYR You can fall like a feather & sense magic mushrooms OR For every taco you have eaten up until this point you gain 1 monkey soldier?
751	@CBBWYR You can fly but only land if it is on a puppy OR Every day you must eat a human ear or you will go deaf & the moon is a red cracker?
752	@CBBWYR You can fly but your flight is powered by candy stolen from babies OR Everyday is the first day of a new job for you and everyone with the same first name?
753	@CBBWYR You can jump 1 centimeter for every twitter follower you have OR every time you flush a toilet there is a 4% chance it will turn into a leprechaun?
754	@CBBWYR You can levitate all wood OR You command an army of 1980's TV Stars in a battle to save the earth from sentient combs & earmuffs?
755	@CBBWYR You can not leave your house without wearing a wig BUT not on your head OR The cast of NYPD Red lives in a dumpster outside your bedroom window?
756	@CBBWYR You can only hear people talk who have red hair OR Whenever you went into a bar you would be greeted by the cast of Cheers?
757	@CBBWYR You can only listen to deep cuts on a rock radio OR If you come within 10ft of a Calendar you travel randomly in time & you're red?
758	@CBBWYR You can only use a recipe if it is tattooed on your body OR Your fangs are drained bi-weekly by the first person you see at the end of me reading this sentence?
759	@CBBWYR You can pause time but only while cuming OR When your wisdom teeth are extracted they turn into teeth babies that you have to raise?
760	@CBBWYR You can send letters to the past but only to ex BF's or GF's OR A sentient treasure chest spends 1/2 of your day with you?
761	@CBBWYR You can set traps to catch ANYTHING (Money, Babes, etc.) OR Kool Aids man works for your billion $ demolition company?
762	@CBBWYR You can trick any facial recognition since your face is silly putty OR Your nickname is "Beef Patty" and you lust after puzzles missing one piece?
763	@CBBWYR You can watch whatever TV show you want in your peripheral vision but only Alf head on OR Stainless steel skin from the waist down?
764	@CBBWYR You constantly confuse doctors with ice cream salesman OR All celebrity chefs will do your bidding as long as you pay them in tears of joy?
765	@CBBWYR You cross between sane and insane using a dial located on your chest OR All cows turn into pandas and visa versa also free jeans?
766	@CBBWYR You drive a Zamboni to your job at the shop that sells sweat every other day OR Both your head & spirit animal is an octopus?
767	@CBBWYR You find a chest filled w/ golden parrots 10 years before you die OR Your cars run... Like cheetahs!? Giant Car sized Cheetahs.
768	@CBBWYR You hatched from a Dragon egg OR Every other chicken egg you eat contains a miniature version of a cast member of a reality TV Show?
769	@CBBWYR You have 100 cats that are either ghosts or very curious OR You have a magical water-slide that can take you anywhere?
770	@CBBWYR You have a fleet of licorice rickshaws at your disposal OR Everyday your dominant hand is a different power tool?
771	@CBBWYR You have a fortune telling goat that only speaks to people over the age of 100 & you can smell fear OR Size doesn’t matter?
772	@CBBWYR You have a QR code on your forehead that takes people to lemonparty.org OR blueberry ice forms under your feet?
773	@CBBWYR You have access to 42 working voodoo dolls over the course of a lifetime OR You roommate w/ the cast of Lost on Gilligan's Island?
774	@CBBWYR You have cornered the marketplace when it comes to sex toy salesmanship OR In a post-apocalyptic Florida you rule Alligator Alley?
775	@CBBWYR You have to choose the new arbitrary order of the alphabet every morning OR When crossing the street your 3rd tail is immune to radiation?
776	@CBBWYR You have to eat candied gams with every meal OR You live on Sesame Street but in the bad part of the neighborhood OR Elbow Wheels?
777	@CBBWYR You have to meditate in a jar of mayonnaise 2.4 hours a day OR Any sounds you make cause comic book style onomatopoeiac words to appear in the air?
778	@CBBWYR You have within your mind plans to a perpetual motion machine OR A puppy follows you everywhere and makes fun of your choices?
779	@CBBWYR You have WWII Flashbacks and WWIII Flash-forwards OR Each of your body fluids has a different TV personality from the 80's ?
780	@CBBWYR You live in a fish tank with the titular Jaws but he REALLY likes you OR Your nose is a faucet with hot and cold running soups?
781	@CBBWYR You live in a poolhall that caters to the Black Panthers and the KKK OR Rain causes your hair to grow into bone spikes?
782	@CBBWYR You live until age 100 but have to eat 1 limb every 25 years OR Your farts smell like fresh baked bread & you fear frogs on Fridays?
783	@CBBWYR You love "I Love Lucy" to an unhealthy degree OR You are a poet and you are aware of all dogs within 5KM of your location?
784	@CBBWYR You manually dug the Panama Canal in your teens OR Every 100th object you touch becomes sentient and follows you for 1 year?
785	@CBBWYR You need a license to have children but anyone can drive OR Tome-ah-toe as how you spell tomato & animals can talk every other year?
786	@CBBWYR You only orgasm when lying on fresh baleen OR You own a pepper mine & have blue skin that smells of olives?
787	@CBBWYR You own the Cadillac of all things except cars OR Your Silly Putty butt cheeks itch when flying on your giant purple bird-man?
788	@CBBWYR You own the rights to "Frozen" themed frozen dinners OR Taco Bell will cater anything u want for free but Arbys will crash the event
789	@CBBWYR You poop mugs with the faces of people who are attracted to you on them OR You bought a zoo of balloon animals?
790	@CBBWYR You roomate is a different action movie star every 7 years OR When you cum a siren in space destroys the closest meteorite w/ sound?
791	@CBBWYR You spend 24 hours looking like the last person you touched OR Your limbs can detach and live their own lives while you are unconscious?
792	@CBBWYR You turn into the character of the last mask you wore OR The wizard in your bum hair is starting to hate your significant other?
793	@CBBWYR You were raised by sentient calculators OR The cast of MASH has been shrunk down and lives in your pockets?
794	@CBBWYR You were raised by wolves that went to Harvard OR For every pair of shoes you currently have you get one sentient purple banana?
795	@CBBWYR You're a snuff film boom mike operator OR Anything you point at will shrivel in size over a 10 year period until it disappears?
796	@CBBWYR Your a super hero called "The Stapler" OR You have at your disposal the only living Smurf, Snork and Fraggle?
797	@CBBWYR Your astrological sign determines who you have to battle in the bi-annual lightning dome OR Spatuals worldwide suddenly gain sentience & they hate eggs?
798	@CBBWYR Your baloney eyelids attract evil goldfish on Saturdays OR You persistent cough means no more rides on the Bob Ross train to Hell?
799	@CBBWYR Your band tours the world in a sentient giant boot that CAN fly but chooses not to OR Eating the wings of Pegassesses lets you fly?
800	@CBBWYR Your biggest fan's will do whatever you say if you pay them in locks of you hair OR For ever time you cut your toe nails you have 1 goblin in your indoor pool?
801	@CBBWYR Your biggest fans were elderly goths & your tears cure shingles OR All people who are blind can now see & u can only taste pennies?
802	@CBBWYR Your blood is green. magnetic, tastes of kiwi & you have too much of it OR A different dead comedian will travel with you every day?
803	@CBBWYR Your bloody nose can only be stopped with ground up unicorn horn OR At birth every parents choose what small appliance will replace their child’s torso?
804	@CBBWYR Your body is made of fruit (Grapes for eyes, Kumquat for cum, etc.) OR Faster than light travel is possible if your high on shrooms?
805	@CBBWYR Your body morphs into the consistency of the last food you ate OR You have ice water in your veins which is good because you are a mailman (or mailwoman) in the realm of fire?
806	@CBBWYR Your brain has all the knowledge that Ozzy Osbourne will have when he dies OR a baseball sized Krang lives in your bellybutton?
807	@CBBWYR Your brain sees numbers as people having sex except for 6 and 9 OR Pillows are edible, delicious and crazy expensive?
808	@CBBWYR Your credit score effects how much raspberry seeds get stuck in your teeth OR You have a 3rd foot that sometimes you can leave in your car?
809	@CBBWYR Your dandruff is sprinkles & your boogers are marmalade etc. OR You have an unlimited supply of free labor and a pyramid fetish?
810	@CBBWYR Your degree in physics means u will have to save the earth OR Ripleys believes everything u say & wedding cakes burn when u r near?
811	@CBBWYR Your DJ name is your favorite food on a cold rainy day OR Dolphin’s obey your command but no one tells you?
812	@CBBWYR Your ear hair can detect the emotions of electronics OR Your have a flubber butt & a choice of horses with STD'S to ride to work?
813	@CBBWYR Your exoskeleton itches when exposed to the frowns of your robot unicorn followers OR When you tip toe it sounds like smashing banjos unless you carry your clone baby?
814	@CBBWYR Your eyes are fish & your legs are sticks OR Every other word you say is an animal noise & you hate the colour yellow?
815	@CBBWYR Your eyes can burst if they see something they don’t want to OR You own a sentient pet rock named Dwayne Johnson who eats garbage?
816	@CBBWYR Your farts cure cancer OR If you trip and fall you fall through the earth & end up on the opposite side of the globe safe and sound?
817	@CBBWYR Your favorite drink come out of every faucet but never water OR Orgasm whenever u finish reading would you rather scenarios ughn?
818	@CBBWYR Your fingers are magnets and your butt is iron OR A sentient umbrella decides what you are going to wear every morning?
819	@CBBWYR Your food order is always misunderstood OR When washing your blue hairs the miniature coconut men cease their attack?
820	@CBBWYR Your fried chicken could and has stopped wars OR There is only one olive per country & you can smell martinis if drunk on rum?
821	@CBBWYR Your hair is tentacles each of which has a taste bud OR You have to supervise anyone who has "Supervisor" in their job title?
822	@CBBWYR Your hatred of birds prevents you from getting your dream job OR Everyone has a fish nemesis & unlimited tennis balls?
823	@CBBWYR Your heart only pumps once per minute & your jeans are too tight OR you can fly! A plane & ears of corn can hear your secrets?
824	@CBBWYR Your horns have been sawed off meaning your magical powers are halved OR The larger the font you are reading the louder it is in your head & your dog solves crimes?
825	@CBBWYR Your job is determined by your first word OR your various body holes are in a different spot every time you wake up & ants vote?
826	@CBBWYR Your Klingon house is best known for its baking OR Every time you stand up there is a 3% chance you will shit your shoes?
827	@CBBWYR Your knife skills are so good you can even uncut anything OR Your internet is so fast it can see into the future & its full of porn?
828	@CBBWYR Your life coach is one of the cast members of ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’ OR If you have ever trolled online you turn into an actual troll IRL?
829	@CBBWYR Your limbs shrivel/grow depending on your height above/below sea level OR lady bugs occasionally exploded into shrimp cocktails?
830	@CBBWYR Your limo rental company specializes in stretch sentient Volkswagen Beetles OR You eat the negative thoughts of your 4doz. Children?
831	@CBBWYR Your next door neighbors are Hogwarts on one side and Alcatraz on the other OR Anyone with the initials J.S. would do your bidding?
832	@CBBWYR Your nickname is "Truffle Puncher" and you have to explain why differently once per day OR Musical instruments for bones?
833	@CBBWYR Your nickname is fire hands & you can befriend owls OR You can control time if you are bleeding & you drive the Bat-SmartCar?
834	@CBBWYR Your nose is running... In the Boston Marathon OR Your brain is stored in an Adimantium jar in your left leg & you eat only ornamental coy fish?
835	@CBBWYR Your one person play is the hit of space Broadway in the year 2525 OR For every waffle you have eaten up until this point you get one sentient grandfather clock for your space mansion?
836	@CBBWYR Your organs each get to spend 1 year out of your body living their own lives OR Your fingers are sentient while inside your body or the bodies of others?
837	@CBBWYR Your orgasm's can power a city the size of Knoxville OR The cast of Lost lives in your fridge & if they don't input a code...BOOM!
838	@CBBWYR Your penis is a divining rod to find treasure & wet pussies OR You're a fishermans friend & reap all rewards that comes with it?
839	@CBBWYR Your poops are considered the greatest art masterpieces of our time OR The events of both the Jurassic Park AND Smurf franchises are real?
840	@CBBWYR Your post apocalyptic bunker is the most disco themed OR Your morning commute is through the lost city of Atlantis and you carpool with Slimer AKA Onion Head?
841	@CBBWYR Your rank in the army that fights the space ants is Rear Admiral OR When you eat your previous meal falls out of your front butt?
842	@CBBWYR Your salary is determined by how many leprechauns you catch OR You gain the abilities associated with the foods you eat for 42 min?
843	@CBBWYR Your solid gold car runs on diamonds & you eat only Smurf steaks OR Your third forehead is tattooed with an Apple add?
844	@CBBWYR Your spaceship is always the least sophisticated in the fleet OR If you stick a paint brush in your butt hole whatever you paint will come true on the same day the following year?
845	@CBBWYR Your spinal column is made of Unubtanium on Tuesdays and Thursdays OR Your Anaconda feeds on honey buns made by your 12 mother in laws?
846	@CBBWYR Your stand-up comedy bits are all about dog food and they KILL! OR Fast Food now takes the same time as slow food and visa versa?
847	@CBBWYR Your star is on the rise in the faced pace world of bunny juggling OR Your bum hole whistles the last song you heard & all but one ostrich fears you?
848	@CBBWYR Your subscription to the MILF of the month club expires when you are 42 days from death OR Your sword legs need sharpening?
849	@CBBWYR Your tears are Koosh Balls & you have a wooden butt OR You sneeze bullets & cause those u touch to fear balloons but not on Sundays?
850	@CBBWYR Your tears cure pet cancers OR After the rapture you are king of Idaho & can fly on weekends but only while holding pears?
851	@CBBWYR your temp fluctuates between 0 and 373 Kelvin OR all pools are filled with mashed taters, hot tubs gravy & you can see frog ghosts?
852	@CBBWYR Your temperature is lower the hornier you get OR Feminine hygiene products are made from the tears of men with broken hearts?
853	@CBBWYR Your torso is made of swords OR Every other year you live in a space whales stomach & Your name is Pink Beard the Dragon Blower?
854	@CBBWYR Your translucent skin is admired by all on Moon Base 13A OR The cast of the last show you watched lives in your butthole?
855	@CBBWYR Your vast record collection is protecting you from the C.H.U.D. OR Your doctor is a sentient Flintstone chewable vitamin?
856	@CBBWYR Your walking speed is as erratic as your hair colour OR At the age of 8 you were abducted by sentient suitcases and raised in an empty Olympic sized swimming pool?
857	@CBBWYR Your walking speed is determined by how many twitter followers you have OR Robot Moose invade the US and they run on Maple Syrup?
858	@CBBWYR Your wood-shop is know as the best when it comes to making custom toothpicks OR Every 10,000th step you take one of your feet turns into a goose?
859	@CBBWYR Your yearly salary is determined by how many people you eat each year OR On the 4th of the month your favorite limb turns into soup?
860	@CBBWYR Your yolks are always runny OR The Smurfs dress you every morning & they hate your left leg on Tuesdays?
861	@CBBWYR youtu.be/yCw1bvnpw0k #WouldYouRather
862	@ScottAukerman @CBBWYR I think I forgot to share this one: youtube.com/watch?v=0K1Fpb… Lovely.
863	@ScottAukerman @hayesdavenport @ComedyBangBang @SeanClements RE: @CBBWYR I am a real person.
864	@ScottAukerman I just listened to the live SXSW episode and I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate you choosing my @CBBWYR scenario!
865	@ScottAukerman Thanks so much for the @CBBWYR 3-peat! Now just to need to get my plug theme on (maywood.podbean.com/mf/web/2ujxma/…) and a catchphrase.
866	@TeamYouTube @ScottAukerman Had my @YouTube account terminated somehow with no explanation and now all the @CBBWYR scenario videos I made (among other CBB related ones) are lost and it pains me. Can you help a loyal listener out? Do you "know a guy"? @WWNTFCD so much lost...@PFTompkins Vids!
867	@threedomusa Maybe since @ScottAukerman plays @CBBWYR on CBB every single week you could incorporate the winning answers from there?
868	2) @CBBWYR Only be able to see in the dark but have exquisite taste OR Own a cottage in Ontario, Canada that's haunted by Charlie Chaplain?
869	My @CBBWYR Scenario: s38.podbean.com/pb/7473df703ca… thank you @ScottAukerman
870	The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast maywood.podbean.com/e/episode-315-… I stole my @CBBWYR scenario that @ScottAukerman read @sxsw for my podcast