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Name of UpgradeDescriptionImaginationNotes or Alternate Text Lost to Time
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It's me, Scarf! Welcome to my list of upgrade cards! If you see one that I don't have here (or something is wrong), post something in the topic on the forum! (http://www.glitch.com/forum/general/20200/)
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Also refer to TomC's glitchium.com for lists for variable costs here: http://glitchium.com/data/upgrades-cost/. Another stats site is here at Glitch Remote - http://www.glitchremote.com/#Cards:All/C// or refer to the Glitch Encyclopedia!
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Remember, don't increase the durability of your kitchen tools if you're still working on the achievement to break them, or it will take longer. Also, I didn't add the speed up learning upgrades because they're boring.
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Add 0.1 to your Quoin MultiplierYour Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Your current Quoin Multiplier is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}The price now continues to rise up to the maximum of 100x.
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Add 0.2 to your Quoin MultiplierYour Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Your current Quoin Multiplier is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}
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Add 0.5 to your Quoin MultiplierYour Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Your current Quoin Multiplier is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}
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Add 1.0 to your Quoin MultiplierYour Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Your current Quoin Multiplier is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}
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Amazing Scooper You're so fast in jellisac scooping, it seems like it doesn't take any time at all!20000
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Appreciation of Food VarietyEach crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.500
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Barnacular DropsHey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.1500Spectacular!
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Basic Filter Pack Upgrade your camera with the Boost, B&W and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!300
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Beaker GeekTune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.2500
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Beaker GeniusTweak that Beaker for a better chance of a bigger Imagination bonus when making powders.5000
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Bean Growing Expert I Beans planted and petted mature into trees a little faster. 2000Old Text: Beans planted and petted grow straight to saplings.
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Bean Growing Expert IIBeans planted and petted mature into trees even more quickly. 4000Old Text: Beans planted and petted grow straight to somewhat-mature trants (tree + plant).
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Beenier HarvestAdvanced knowledge of Bean Trees, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.500
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Beryl ExpertWow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!4000
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Better BlockmakerStudy the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.750
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Better PotTruly experience the Awesome Pot so you can get bonus imagination for making food with it.1200
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Betterer BlockmakerFurther illumination of the mysteries of Urth, resulting in 40% fuel savings when using a Blockmaker.2000Betterer - a person who makes things better. Lol.
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Big Crop BonusWhen you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.600
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Bigger Crop BonusWhen you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!1200
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Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.4000
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Boisterous Bartender II Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.8000
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Bonus Tool From Spare PartsTake all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.5000
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Brain Capacity +1Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Your current Brain Capacity is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}.The maximum is 60.
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Brain Capacity +3Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Your current Brain Capacity is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}.
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Brain Capacity +5Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Your current Brain Capacity is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}.
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Bristling BonusBoost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!1500Bristle - a short stiff hair, or to stand on end, or to get angry. Angry foxes give more Fiber!
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Bubble-liciousSome might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pass time. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!300Used to be Bubble Bonus. Old Text: Time spent observing, tuning and experiencing Bubbles is perhaps time spent on frivolous things. But it will allow you to earn Imagination, occasionally, when using your Bubble Tuner.
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Bubblier HarvestArcane knowledge of Bubble Trees, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.800
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Butterfly Control Freak Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick!2500
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Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.5000Captain James Cook, I reckon.
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Captain Cook II Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are twice as large as standard batch sizes.10000
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Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick! 2500
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Clear MindUpgrade your daily meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.1000
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Clearer MindBump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.3000
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Compound InterestEarn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!400
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Corn HoocherSpecial Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.500
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Creative BlendingImaginatively delicious! Chance to improve your chances of an Imagination bonus when you blend drinks!400
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Creative SeasonerGives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.1000
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Dig a Bog Twice A Day Though a deeper familiarity with bog mechanics, you are now able to dig a single Peat Bog twice in one game day.10000
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DirtyYou can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!2500
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Double Max RelaxGet double the benefits when you Max Relax!4000
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Dullite ExpertCheck you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!2500
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Efficient PrunesFeeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.2000
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Eggier HarvestInspired understanding of Egg Plants, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.1200
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Elemental ShakeLearn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply.2000
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Energy Tank +010Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Your current Energy Tank is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}The pros and cons of a larger energy tank: http://www.glitch.com/forum/general/20184/
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Energy Tank +020Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Your current Energy Tank is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}
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Energy Tank +050Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Your current Energy Tank is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}Highest I've ever seen is over 30,000.
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Energy Tank +100Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Your current Energy Tank is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}
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Energy Tank +500Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Your current Energy Tank is {current}. Buying this will make it {upgraded}
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EnlightenmentDeepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.2000
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Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.800Packing up is so fast.
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Extra DirtyIncrease your ability to dig one Dirt Pile to a whopping 5 times a day!4000
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Fast Scooper Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second!5000
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Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape barnacles in half, to 2 seconds.8000Amazing scraper?
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Fit for a King IWith this upgrade, you can improve your Quest rewards by 2%.200
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Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.400
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Fit for a King IIIImprove your Quest rewards by 6%.600
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Fit for a King IVImprove your Quest rewards by 8%.800
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Fit for a King VImprove your quest rewards by 10%.1200
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Focused ImaginationImprove your skill at Focused Meditation so that you sometimes get Imagination when you Focus.1000
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Friend of MetalBy purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.750It's too bad Metalhead is already an achievement. This could have also been Headbanger. They used to spit in approval or disdain, but for some reason this was changed.
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Fruitier HarvestFlowering realization about the nature of Fruit Trees, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.500
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Fruity GoodnessUpgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!250
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Fuel EfficiencyBestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.500
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Gassier HarvestEthereal inclinations regarding Gas Plants, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.1200
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Get Out of Hell Free CardGet out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!10% of energy tankGet of out of jail free card... I mean hell.
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Getting Pretty PeatyA strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.2000
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Grain Attraction Each normal squeeze of a chicken will net you 10 grain and the grain-doubling applies to super harvests too. Huge!15000
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Grain HoocherOld-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.500
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GrilliantAdvance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.800Brilliant!
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Growth SpurtWhy wait for mother nature? This upgrade gives you a 10% faster crop growing times.2000
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Happier HerdImprove your Remote Herdkeeping skills further, so your herd produces 20% more!7500
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Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land. 3000Used to be Animals Make Me Happy.
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Happy HerdImprove your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!4000
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Harvesting FiendThis upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!800
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Harvesting FoolThis upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!400
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Heavier PettingAn even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.2000
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Heavy FlowReduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.1000*facepalm*
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Heavy PettingA chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.600
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Hella Growth SpurtIt's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!5000
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Hoe DownMore aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.500This will use up 5 units of wear per hoeing, but more than double your imagination from hoeing (from 4 to 10 at full mood).
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It's Teflon TimeTime to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!250It's clobberin' time!
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Jellisacular DropsPurchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!1500Spectacular!
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Lavish LaxativeFeeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 80 currants makes them poop five guano at once (instead of three guano for a meal worth 100+ currants).8000
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Levitate LongerLevitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?2000
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Levitate with StyleThis upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.5000
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Luscious LoomerAmplify your Loomer to make String, General Fabric and Rugs in batches that are 2.5 times as large as standard batch sizes.3000
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Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.5000
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Mad Machinist II Overclock your machines to make things in batches twice as large as those specified by factory settings.10000
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Making MetalPlays metal music while you make metal.500When using a metal machine, it plays heavy metal.
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Manic Mining IToil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.2000
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Manic Mining IIToil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%. 5000
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Manic Mining IIIToil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 50%.10000
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Mantra MeditationOutgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.1500
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Master AssemblerChannel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.500
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