|TagPro Username||Reddit Name||Rating||Position||Microphone||Location||Ping||Availability||Extra Information||Comment|
|#REF!||Chuck_Finley||Kiekebanus||★ MANAGER ★||D/O||Yes||Belgium||21-30||21-30|
16-18th June I'm at a festival. Monday 19th June shouldn't be a problem.
|Only 171 cm but I make up for it with BIG plays! Mainly interested to play defense in Minors this season, but wouldn't mind being a 5th man for Majors on Offense|
Straightforward, yet a good offender. The Ex-Commissioner and owner of the smoothest streams will switch to Defense for the first time.
|NZ.||johanletree||★ MANAGER ★||O||Yes||United Kingdom||11-20||11-20||Might be unavailable for those weeks, dependent on the day I'm playing. Not 100% sure though.||Fundamentally disagree with having a vegan commissioner - can't trust him to pick food so how can we trust him to run the league?||Big company employee. Good comms, great awareness. Can this very friendly ball who keeps improving get into Majors?||NZ.|
|Raylan||I_am_from_England||★ MANAGER ★||O/D||Yes||United Kingdom||21-30||21-30||Should always be around for practices and games||I have the tagpro brain but not the ability. I can see everything but do nothing. I'm awful.||Is very good at catching-out who is good and who is not. He is also one of the good guys.||Raylan|
|schwenks||Schwenkfelder||★ MANAGER ★||Both||Yes||United Kingdom||61-70||31-40||I'm usually pretty reliable||schwenks 4 novice 2k17. also better s8 gasp than saggy||meme king schwenks, had a statistically solid season on the struggling HJS minors team||schwenks|
|Dyballa||VzKito||★ CAPTAIN ★||Both||Yes||Sweden||41-50||41-50|
It's a bit hard to say this far away. I know I won't make April 16th, otherwise it should be fine. I can commit to making at least one practice every week.
|Looking for a good team and and a good time :)||Very talented two way player that made the leap to majors midway during his first competitive season.||Dyballa|
|kutrebar||kutrebar||★ CAPTAIN ★||Both||Yes||Spain||31-40||31-40|
May miss a week or two if something comes up, but nothing planned yet.
|Highly skilled veteran. Effective on both ends of the map, superb ball control.||kutrebar|
|Mpuddi||Mpuddi||★ CAPTAIN ★||Both||Yes||United Kingdom||21-30||21-30||Nothing currently planned that would conflict.||Let's see how washed up I am.||One of the best players to never win, hasnt been on since s6 and now NF||Mpuddi|
|Osy||OsyTP||★ CAPTAIN ★||Both||Yes||Belgium||41-50||41-50|
I will get a job that I don't know the hours of but it shouldn't collide with sundays.
|My smashed brain should have heale by the time this kicks off.||The "concussion" boy Osy who has potential to be one of the major defenders of ELTP. But is he focussed enough?||Osy|
|em||Nube||Nube-on-Tagpro||O||Yes||United Kingdom||41-50||31-40||Nothing planned right now, something may change in the future.||Talk about skill. This proper lad is insanely slippery and will punish you for any mistakes. One of the best in the world.||Nube|
April might be a little bit iffy - will probably be able to confirm April availability closer to the draft. Otherwise fine. Won't have a huge amount of time for practice.
|Happy to be a Manager's Pick, let me know if interested!||Extremely skilled and battle-hardened. The two-time winner returns for a shot at his third, and a BoF spot (?)||Hyponome|
|ethce||ethce||Both||Yes||Hungary||31-40||41-50||havent played much lately||London WASDs' light point. Back to prove that he is still one of the top 5 or maybe top 3.||ethce|
|Green||TagproGreen||D||Yes||United Kingdom||51-60||31-40||This lad is so good that every offender hates to play against him, jesus Green!!||Green|
|Berlin Ball||bsa86||O||Yes||United Kingdom||131+||131+|
If I play at my flat my ping is impossible to predict and often fluctuates in the 200/300 range so I just put the highest possible. Will likely not play all of the matches on this connection though.
|In short; I'm the best. Right from the get-go, I was an instant majors superstar - capping from my very first grab in a majors match against peak Fat. In my next season I scored the highest GASP in a matchweek ever and then I carried Strategio to an MVB title. By this time it was common knowledge that I was something akin to the Thierry Henry of TagPro and so I was appointed captain by the greatest commissioner of all time, Carbon. After a spectacular season where I displayed my offensive prowess and secured the 2nd most amount of captures despite playing alongside Sheldon and having teammates who refused to take superboosts when instructed, we missed out in a final's place in what is unarguably the most iconic moment in all of TagPro. It was in this moment that I realised that not only was I the greatest offender in the game, but I was also the greatest meme birthed by TagPro - everything I said, everything I did became a meme. I decided to use my powers for good, and became the voice of /r/TagPro community as well as commissioner of ELTP, fighting for the good of the game. At this point, I had ascended past my previous levels of skill. I removed the "_" from my name because I only know how to overscore, showcased perfectly in the final half of MLTP vs ELTP all-stars where I capped twice (2-0) and made the Americans not want to play us anymore by beating them on their own server. As this was happening, I drafted one of the strongest teams ELTP has ever seen - it just so happened that I had decided to do this in the season that THE strongest team ever was drafted and so was left in the shadows in what would otherwise have been my most dominant season to date. By late 2016, the TagPro community was paralysed with fear about the slow decay of the game that they loved, and so I set myself the task to save TagPro. As a result of my policies, the developers added TagPro to Kongregate and then decided to do the closest thing they could do to knighting me and recognised me as a 'Community Contributor'. My most recent season of competitive TagPro saw me, this time, struggle to save my team from the bottom half of the table. Alas, no amount of 'sick boosts' and shouting 'play anti' was enough, and mostly because of my team and definitely not because I'm washed, my weakest performance to date saw me prematurely leave in the Quarter Finals. For a month after this date, the name 'Berlin Ball' echoed throughout the corridors of Chord, the number of WAOT reports mysteriously dropped, and the player known as the 'Market God' was nowhere to be seen - lag and an overdose of Sea. salt had claimed this young ball in the prime of his career. Then, one day like the first blossom of spring, the unmistakable arseholeish tone of Berlin once again reappeared on Chord, however this time fainter than before, as he remained crippled with lag and it's harder to talk shit and get away with it when your rolling 300 is barely above Sword levels. Not to be beaten, this champion of caps, maker of memes, boost behemoth, and certified no-timers God would rise from the pits of his previous season, so that in one final hurrah he may win the league that has been just beyond his reach for so long. Public Games (x25,000+), Region Wars Champion (x2), Most Salty ELTP S6 (x1), Biggest Ego ELTP S5 (x1), Creator of 42% rating map Bigmouth (x1), ELTP Titles (League, Cup, & Play-off) (???)||ELTP's classic old memer, NZ.'s captain pick. Has questionable ping.||Berlin Ball|
|Fat||fatpro||Both||No||United Kingdom||41-50||41-50||I can only make one Sunday until playoffs||The one and only Fat, will be trying Offense for a full season now, will he be as good on there as D? We'll see.||Fat|
i'll have exams which i will have to focus on but I should at least be available for games.
|Don't even dare to take lume away from me again >:( Edit: Will take some time to get used to using a mic, so don't expect my comms to be very good lol. For real though, if you draft me you have to get lume too. In return I'll play whatever is needed, even offense. *shudders*||mP|
|SIGSEGV||SIGSEGVV||O||Yes||United Kingdom||31-40||21-30||Expect me when needed, but I won't be taking TagPro too seriously.|
Last seasons finalist as NPC pick, 2 finals in the last 3 seasons. Did make a quitting post and doesnt seem to want to be too serious
|DRATER||FuckDatNigga||Both||Yes||United Kingdom||61-70||41-50||Should be good!||I am looking to play offense this season, I will be taking things less seriously and don't want to have any real active role in running the team. Please message me if you want to know more about how I want to play this season :)||This should be DEAD NAN...||DRATER|
|Sea.||flooba||Both||Yes||United Kingdom||41-50||31-40||Elderly chap who was on the unfortunate Ajux franchise last season. Super attacker, though he doesn't need anyone to tell him.||Sea.|
April 9th to April 30th I'll have better internet and FPS and will definitely use a mic but I think one of them is easter so I'll miss that for sure. May 14th to June 4th I might miss as well cause of exams it just depends how close the exam is to the day
|1.87m, NSYNC, Coke, Weightlifting and I might use a mic I might not it's dependent as it was this season. My internet will be worse this season I think because my laptop is really terrible so I'll be on PC which is normally ok but I get slightly worse ping and sometimes unplayable loss. Also I said offence preferably just because I'd rather play O but I am fine with playing defence all season.||Excellent two way player looking to switch back to offence after a season on D. Hopefully he'll repeat his s5 success on O||Heisy|
Work and exams take priority meaning if I'm under stress I will miss games, can't really say anymore than that until closer to the time/
|The Irish King, been around forever, one of the only recent BoF inductions to not have a championship||Strategio|
|Booya Ball||BooyaBall||D||Yes||Germany||41-50||41-50||Should be there for games||Backstreet Boys 4 lyfe <33||Consistently above average Majors defender for nearly two years now. Has looked increasingly disenchanted with TagPro as of late.||Booya Ball|
I'll most likely make most of the practices and games, but there's chances I'll bail on some since i have irl stuff going on rn
|I'm doing this since there's nothing else to do whilst I'm sitting here in a fast food joint that's getting renovated||This Macedonian beast plans on winning another eltp season||unvrs|
|dets||Detsember||O||Yes||Estonia||51-60||51-60||So so so unselfish||Great two way player thats always been a decent majors option and just had his best season to date||dets|
Im working and I go to sleep quite early. Sometimes already at 7 GMT. Sometimes a bit later. Basically I cant guarantee that i'm available every single week. 9 GMT games are pretty much out of the question though.
|Carried the Mumble Bees to the play-offs title last season. would definitely be majors if it wasn't for his questionable availibility.||GrammarJew|
as in the last seasons, i might be able to play at uni for good ping. i can probably make games, but might not make a lot of practices, because i'll be busy with uni, and through may my apartment gets renovated which might keep me occupied.
|#bestoeltp, i don't think i should be restricted from defence because i'm even more amazing on offence, but if i'm restricted i'd like it to be: 40min in regular season, and one (any) round of playoffs, put me on hypos team, again for the banter||Only draft him if you have Hypo, keep the dream alive||weisbrot|
Should be around most weeks, have exams late April/early May so will be less active then.
|Ping will be basically unplayable most weeks, except for the 1 or 2 weekends when I'm at home. Will be around to help out with practice and stuff though.||A monster on D but plagued with lag||TheBigMac|
|4am||b8ker||O/D||Yes||United Kingdom||21-30||11-20||dunno||Don't expect me to take this seriously at all, won't show to many practices if any for that matter, will most likely sack off games to play csgo, i will not play minors for you if you draft a shit d.||AKA "Tommy". Funny guy who may be underrated by some. Very good offensive talent.||4am|
|nub||/u/nubTheGreat||Both||Yes||United Kingdom||41-50||41-50||Should be able to play the games||Might not be able to use mic every week||Great player who's been around since s2, had a break last season and will be looking to return to the top of the game||nub|
I don't plan on trying a ton during the regular season, so maybe not many scrims. But I will for playoffs.
|2-1 vs Sherra in playoffs, what else do you need to know||okthen|
probably (most likely) won't be around on sunday until the 30th of april, might make mondays
|i dont play as much or as well as I used too, if I ever played well. Still, miss tagpro and being on a team. Im changing jobs, from shifts to normal hours, so as long everything goes well, I should be available most evenings (starting on the 27th of april)|
One of the most expensive players going into the draft last season, failed will be trying to shine again now that the hype has died down.
Things can come up, don't rely on me too much, can't make the weekend of the semi-finals if we ever make it.
|Edited as of 29-03-17, I'm feeling hyped so i think i'm going to stay signed up, lag is weird lately, just ask if u have any questions||MVB S8 Minors! Is mechanically crazy.||Ballkenende|
|gofio||gofioTP||Both||Yes||Spain||31-40||51-60||I don't like playing OD because it's boring. Just make a hero grab and go for the glory. Reach for the stars. I love the whooshing noise of boosting backwards. Seize the means of production.||gofio|
|Both||Yes||United Kingdom||11-20||< 10||My availability is Steaksauce.. A1.. 👍||Think that pigs are slow and lumbering? As it turns out, they’re not at all! Adult pigs can run at speeds of up to 11mph, or in other words, they can run a seven-minute mile. Could you do any better?||Defense or offense, it doesn't matter to this guy, very solid player.||piggeh|
I won't be taking the season super seriously so I might miss some practices/games.
|I'm not sure what my ping is going to be like, because I haven't been home for a while. Also I'm now used to 20 ping and I won't get any of that, so gg. Also don't draft me. Also draft me.||Our very own Israeli, back after a season in MLTP where he really broke through in Majors.||Dor|
|Mr. Hat||stamrat||O/D||Yes||Canada||81-90||81-90||#3 in caps last season but still only #2 on his team. Voted best Snake Draft pick and best non-European player last time out.||Mr. Hat|
I'm always available to play and train, there is something wrong with this editing thing!!!!
|I'm always available to play and train, there is something wrong with this editing thing!!!!||Offensive player of the season who is ready to play his first full season in Majors!||Sensei Osy|
|DaEvil1||DaEvil1||Both||Yes||Norway||41-50||41-50||Should be good||If you're interested shoot me a message. If noone approaches me, I'll probably unsign up as I'm not interested in being an emergency solution for the 3rd season in a row.||DaEvil1|
idk about my availability, it should be o-o-o-o-okay lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty, im in that 2 seat lambo with yo girl she tryna jerk me etc. etc.
|WishICared||SteinD20||O||Yes||The Netherlands||11-20||11-20||No skiing trip during season 9.||Good minors/low majors juker, has been around for a long time||WishICared|
no guarantees shit comes up short term. will try my best tho. cant make sunday 16th but can make monday so ill leave it blank huh
|might have very bad ping but wont know til after the draft.||I think this is voodoo based on the name, but maybe he's planning a skiing trip for the finals?||WlSHICARED|
|O/D||Yes||The Netherlands||11-20||< 10|
I swiched jobs and work a lot of evenings now. I am free on sundays or mondays and able play the matches, however practising will be difficult. I can probably do only 1 practice a week.
|My saltyness in pubs doesnt carry over in competitive like at all, ask my former teammates.||Good majors defender developed into a great minors attacker and could easily step up to good majors attacker||Nilus|
|AlHarrington||MatteFFS2||O||Yes||Finland||41-50||41-50||Slippery player who can hold for ages, but can he do this in Majors?||AlHarrington|
questionable availability for like the whole season due to exams but i can make it like one night every week or two proberly
|yeah ill be bout to fuck up ur team lmao so hmu if u dum||Used to be one of the best Defenders back in the day, that's about 1.5 year ago, will he still impresss now?||Fred_|
I'll be travling a bid for fieldwork (marked days), and i'll be busy with school. I'll most likely make the days i've not marked but i've got a lot to do so don't count on me to be on every day :)
|197cm, boys II men, Coke, Trampoline.||He's a top minors/decent majors defender who had a strong season on HJS last season||sisu|
im going to Barca from 10 june to17 june which falls during playoffs, place we are going probably has internet but will most likel be shit. will bring my laptop w/ me and play if i can.
|I'm a massive lad.||Quit last season but was a bit of a force on D before that||Muccy|
Can't commit to practising with the team outside of the day of the match. My schedule works a lot better with monday nights, so would rather have fifth man responisibilities at most in Majors.
|First season playing O, I suspect i'll be pretty terrible at grabbing, but if you pair me with someone who can grab, we'll do fine.||Making the move to offense for S9, will he prove to be as solid there as he has been for the last couple seasons?||Jim Jimson|
|MikeC||MikeChilds||Both||Yes||United Kingdom||11-20||11-20||Veteran who has been last in the league for 3 seasons straight. Still good though, minors might be better for him this season||MikeC|
|Jerry.||Dansinh||Both||Yes||United Kingdom||31-40||11-20||Can't make 9th or 16th of April||Atypop's smurf. Knows what to do and communicates well.||Jerry.|
signing up bc there is no free agents- will only play after the MLTP season is over
I dont even know when im not available since its so far in the future. I might have other commitments as well so dont draft me for gold (which you should do anyways since im kinda bad now)
|Dont draft me since im probably shit now lol||Good O player but seems to not be that bothered. Has played a bunch of gold and got usurped by okthen||Laurens|
|Battosay||Battosay52||D/O||Yes||France||< 10||11-20||I make crêpes every week (seriously)||Me quitte pas! Lovely guy who is great to play with on both offence and defence, cheers pal.||Battosay|
|edvard41298||edvard41298||O/D||Yes||Norway||61-70||61-70||Shouldn't be any major availability issues as far as I know.||Don't even dare to take Unplanned away from me again >:( Edit: Will take some time to get used to using a mic, so don't expect my comms to be very good lol.||Great 2 way player, will be looking to earn a minors championship||edvard41298|
|Umor||UmorRex||Both||Yes||Germany||21-30||21-30||No known availability issues or anything major foreseeable.||Umor|
|The Juker||theonetruepredator||O/D||Yes||United Kingdom||61-70||51-60||5'11, NSYNC, Coke, Dressage||He's spot on at keeping track of boosts, bombs and pups. Jukey as his name||The Juker|
Don't have any plans for most weeks, but there will probably be some weeks where something comes up. Should be good for nearly all game days and at least 1 practice a week.
|I'm not very good but occasionally I'm alright and that's worth the risk imo||Jerry is a great two-way player who performed solidly on Blocka Minors last season.||Atypop|
|Bezeball||Bezeball||O/D||Yes||Portugal||31-40||51-60||Talented minors offence player, back after a one season hiatus||Bezeball|
|MrSaggyballs||flapappel||O/D||Yes||The Netherlands||21-30||21-30||Available if you need me. Not available if you don't.||Want to play O. Can play a bit D, but not for an entire season with no perspective to play O.|
Cooker of drama. This boy is always up for some banter. Appears to be the only Dutchie whose accent doesn't give it away instantly.
|zeeres||zeeres||D/O||Yes||Germany||21-30||51-60||Most likely won't use a mic. Ping to Orbit is unreliable since a couple weeks. Chord is fine. Sometimes it's just a higher ping, sometimes it's jumpy between 20 and 60. Not too bad, but annoying at the very least.||The first ENLTP MVB, made the final in ECLTP, will he be as good at CTF in minors? we'll see.||zeeres|
|lume||lumepall||D/O||Yes||Estonia||51-60||51-60||Probably can make everything||draft to team with magic||Friendly player who did well whenever she plays. Has been around since S4.||lume|
I have no idea which dates i may or may not be available. Start working on April 1st (probably) and don't know how will my shifts look like, I may be unavailable for all games or none. Will update before the draft.
|Since i can't commit to this season and may only show up for a couple of games, would like to try my game on o side..|
Coming into his 8th season now, Selkie has been a consistent minors talent for a long time now. Looking to play offence for the first time.
|Nayr||Valencien||D||Yes||United Kingdom||31-40||31-40||Restricted availability for Tuesdays.||I have unreliable internet at home so am planning on going to a mate's house for games (same deal as ECLTP and ELTP S8). However I'd like it if I did not have to do this every week so I am planning on not going every week to my mate's place. Also I'm pretty decent at bowling.||One of the best minors players in ECLTP. Good solo's, will most likely the best player of a minors team.||Nayr|
Basically, I ll never show up. I just sign up cause I don't want to leave :o Don't draft me.
|Only signed up for the sake of signing up, one of the best minors players if he would play.||Gnais|
I cant make tuesdays and thursdays because of classes all day, sorry lads. Also not sure of pings or anything for the season of weeks 9, 10, 11, 12, however that is probably playoffs :(
|Height: 180 cm, Boyband: NSYNC, Dont drink much soda, but Coke. I hate rhythmic dancing cause I cant do it. I discovered blackberry lemonade it is amazing. Everyone try it.||You could invite him over for a few weeks while he's on his European adventure, he'd be lethal on low ping||dodsfall|
Sorry, gonna have to pull back on my sign-up. Thought I could do it but sudden things happened. Maybe next season :)
|Destroyed novice in the couple weeks he was around, NoctiZ still has some way to go til he returns to his former glory however.||NoctiZ|
|bdl||real_bdl||Both||No||United States||121-130||111-120||American 2 way player, currently a captain in MLTP||bdl|
|Caro-Kann||Caro-Kann-RB||D/O||No||The Netherlands||31-40||31-40||Can't say I expect drastic improvement after all this time but I'm quite reliable.||Caro-Kann|
I may miss practice sometimes. Near June I might miss a game or two because finals, or maybe not if I'm smart about it
|420cm, NSYNC, Coke, fucking bikes. My position is to be officially called Ploffense||Played his first full season last season, did pretty decently, will trying to prove he's improved since then!||Ploffin|
Came in the last week of FA for WASDs last season, 5 caps in 40 minutes as well as beating the eventually champions. Could be a steal.
|B||borja1090||Both||No||Spain||51-60||51-60||Dinner >>>>>>>>>>> Tagpro||B|
|Vjeze||Takowski||D/O||Yes||The Netherlands||21-30||11-20||Panda's favourite. Makes money by scamming scrawny Romanian students. If you wanna get scammed buying various interesting wares in Amsterdam hmu!!||An ELTP stalwart player, capable on both ends and solid stats to back him up, likely a strong Minors option.||Vjeze|
|anime addict||Sira-haad||O/D||Yes||United Kingdom||21-30||11-20||Strong minors offensive player, apparently the next dead nan||anime addict|
|EASHY||TooEashy||D/O||Yes||United States||81-90||81-90||Americano formerly known as Eashy.||EASHY|
|Rob Flagetti||Nihilistic_Snail||Both||Yes||Ireland||31-40||31-40||I'm raylans sleeper pick||A storming ENLTP debut from the Irishman, strong defensive stats, cup winner and All Star. High ceiling, likely Minors quality.||Rob Flagetti|
|Skinny Chode||Soadsuey99||O||Yes||United States||131+||131+||lume is bae and i thank her for signing me up||Skinny Chode|
I'll be in Virginia until mid-May and then I'll be in California until August so the ping will be decent and then awful.
|ill be a bronze/silver fanboy that doesnt care about minutes :)||Very experienced west coast majors and minors player||Curry|
|Sunny||ivy-sunshine||O/D||Yes||Iceland||61-70||41-50||Long time 2 way icelandic player with an axe||Sunny|
|Vincent Osy||VincentOsyTP||D/O||Yes||United Kingdom||31-40||31-40||don't know when i'll be online, but i'll try to be there||The solo machine. Vincent will be looking to compete for a minors title. Improved tons and is very well rounded.||Vincent Osy|
|Squirrely||TPsquirrely||Both||Yes||United Kingdom||11-20||< 10|
Exams innit finish late may start in a month. So it's not that I'm not available but I shouldn't be.
|6ft ish. Muse, Coke, the Columbian kind, golf is now an Olympic sport right? Also I might be able to stream teams games if i can be arsed. Feed me nuts, preferably of the Brazilian variety. Did you know a pig can hold an orgasm for hours? Well I'm not a pig so im done pretty quick hmu.||Squirrely|
|Evuelf||Evuelf||D||No||France||31-40||51-60||Don't draft me for majors, please.||One of those rare balls looking to make their debut having already earned the axe flair - one to watch.||Evuelf|
Not sure if I want to commit to a full ELTP season yet. Signing up just in case.
|Sam4096||Sam4096||Both||Yes||United Kingdom||21-30||11-20||Should be fine but things can always change||Not yet sure what my best position is, hoping a captain can show me.||The better sam, good two way player, check out his sick montage||Sam4096|
|Ronding||Ronding||D/O||Yes||The Netherlands||21-30||11-20||Very likely available all weeks.||I prefer a minors roster spot with limited playtime over defending the novice auction record. My fourth ELTP draft montage is currently in production.||Has the axe flair so he must be good right..?||Ronding|
|King Dedede||Kingdededef||D||Yes||France||11-20||21-30||I'm fully available, I'll show up, as always :)||My ping is now stable on both chord and orbit, otherwise I'm 1.77m tall, Coke, and synchronized swimming of course.|
One of the players in the stacked Roll Madrid minors squad. Did fairly well whenever he played with good ping, might surprise people.
|damn, son!||mjmain||D/O||Yes||United Kingdom||31-40||11-20|
If you tell me in advance what tier I'll be playing I'll keep that night free. I'd like to play silvers this time though.
|One of the priciest novice players last season and proved his worth with an All Stars spot. Could hold his own in minors.||damn, son!|
|Huck and D||equationevasion||O||Yes||United Kingdom||11-20||< 10|
My mid-week availability should be pretty high for the first 4-6 weeks, but will decrease throughout the season. Should be able to commit to all game nights though (except for the last weekend of April).
|If you think Pepsi is better than Coke then you're a filthy heathen. Not to say Pepsi isn't nice - it's perfectly fine when you're in a spoons and you ask for a coke and they're like "it's pepsi, is that ok?" and you're like "well I guess so :/". You're hardly going to get all up in their face and demand to speak with their manager, cos like it's a thing with all spoons - they simply don't stock it. Get it without ice and maybe a slice of lemon or lime in, and you're laughing. So long as it's not flat. But then it is a ball ache changing the gas canisters, so I kinda get why they let it get a bit crap, even if it is a detriment to the quality of goods the customer is receiving. But then again, you're at a fucking spoons, so I don't really think you have the right to complain.|
Huck is back again! after his last season being S5, he came back for ECLTP and ELTP, mechanically pretty good, watch out for ankle ligaments though!
|Huck and D|
|Huck and D|
|Nice||Crisis_Averted||Both||Yes||Croatia||61-70||61-70||Can't guarantee 100% availability, legit don't know||neutral > ctf||Nice by name, nice by nature, full of nice plays. Had a nice debut on ECLTP.||Nice|
|ALCAEUS||Alceaus||O/D||Yes||Bosnia and Herzegovina||41-50||51-60||I go as Johnny_C on mumble.||JOHNNY_C. Debuted in Season 7, 2nd-most caps in ENLTP, an offensive asset.||ALCAEUS|
|rickastley||archaelios||O/D||Yes||Romania||41-50||31-40||On 16th April is Easter, so I might be away.||Had a decent debut season in novice, did well on both sides of the flag||rickastley|
unsure about 16/4 and 23/4, leaving them unticked for now so i can still play if around
|idk about tuesdays (and no i'm not just saying that so i get picked for minors, i'd probs prefer to play novice again if i could)||Boy's got jukes. Apart from his inexplicable bottle on IRON, this lad seems ready for minors.||wowah|
|LoweJ||LoweJ||Both||Yes||United Kingdom||31-40||21-30||Exams at some point but should be able to still get on||One of very few still knocking around since S1. As reliable as ever.||LoweJ|
|waynegretzky||the-jericho||Both||Yes||Belgium||31-40||31-40||Can make most dates but dont know if ill be buisy with school||dont draft me for gold or silver||Wayne knows what needs to be done, though he may struggle executing it at times.||waynegretzky|
|ElectroBal||NervToeter||Both||Yes||Germany||31-40||31-40||Sometimes having problems with Orbit, getting frame skips.||ElectroBal|
|Ban expires in 1125 hours.||themagpie|
|ikke kieken||ikkekieken||Both||Yes||Belgium||41-50||41-50||I don't really know||1m80, idk backstreet boys mabye?, haven't been drinking soda for like 6 years but coke before that, race walking and synchronized swimming||Decent player with some surprising jukes upon his sleeves, plagued with lag.||ikke kieken|
|Dr. Popper||Officer-Battletoad||D||Yes||The Netherlands||21-30||11-20||Pretty much always available.||Don't believe the draft packet.||A pretty aggressive defender who made some big solo plays in Novice.||Dr. Popper|
|ruff||natterjack7||O/D||Yes||United Kingdom||21-30||21-30||6ft 3in, Boyzone, Irn Bru, Shotput, etc. Happy to play, happy to help scrim, all good.||Will be looking to build on last season's successes where he was an ENLTP All Star. A genuinely great guy to have around.||ruff|
Unavailable over Easter bank holiday week, otherwise availability should be high incl/ for training.
|ECLTP S01 minors champion and personally undefeated. Inconsistently unpredictable. Terrible at timing and gathering PUPs, though I'm working on it.||Hammer owner who's looking to play after his NF season||ClutchHunter|