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SwordNameSourceRatingNotesEpisode
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God KillerDeathstroke #7 (2015)IIMatt's second pick for Bottom-Chopper. It has a lot of super-powers.717
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Z-Sword Dragon Ball Z (Majin Buu arc)IIMatt's first Bottom-Chopper pick. Breaks immediately.717
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Bat'lethStar Trek: The Next GenerationIIIChris's first Bottom-Chopper pick.717
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DragonslayerBerserkXMatt's top-chopper pick.717
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Master SwordThe Legend of Zelda XChris's top-chopper pick. The perfect sword. Specific design is the Breath of the Wild Master Sword.717
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All-Black the Necrosword (aka the Annihilablade)Marvel ComicsIV719
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Moonlight GreatswordDark Souls / BloodborneIXSpecific ranking for the Bloodborne version per Matt (rightmost).719
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NarsilLord of the RingsVIThe Red and White Flame719
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The Six-Fingered Sword of Domingo MontoyaThe Princess BrideVIIIBalanced for a six-fingered man.719
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CrissaegrimCastlevania: Symphony of the NightXOwns.719
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MasamuneChrono TriggerIXNot to be confused with Sephiroth's sword.721
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ReiterpallaschBloodborneVA sword that is also a gun.721
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Atlantean LongswordConan the BarbarianVIIAs seen in the motion picture.721
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Norwegian Sword of StateNorwayVII721
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SoulswordX-MenVIIIThe Chris Bachalo design, as used by Magik.721
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TwilghtThorVIIIThe sword of Surtr.721
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The Singing SwordWho Framed Roger RabbitIIIAs weilded by Eddie Valiant (briefly, not seen in combat). Per Matt, "Good gag, bad sword."725
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BrotherhoodFinal Fantasy XIV725
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StormbringerElric of MelnibonéIXExtremely cursed.725
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The Greenhilt SwordOrder of the StickV725
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The Ebony BladeMarvel ComicsV725
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Spawn's SwordSpawnVIActually ranked at 6.66, rounded down.725
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La Fleur du MalMarvel ComicsVIIThe sword of Guilloutine.725
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Squall's GunbladeFinal Fantasy VIIIVII 725
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The Emperor's Flaming SwordWarhammer 40,000VIII725
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Broken Straight SwordDark SoulsIOur first I-rated Sword. Made to suck.731
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Sword of ProtectionShe-Ra: Princess of PowerIVSucks, tbqh.731
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The Sword of OmensThundercatsIXKicks ass.731
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Sokka's SwordAvatar: The Last AirbenderIXThe sword is maturity.731
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BeaconThe Adventure Zone: AmnestyVIWas supposed to sound like Tim Curry.731
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KensukeDelicious in DungeonVIA little guy!731
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Shatterstar's SwordsX-ForceVIIt has TWO BLADES and BREAKS OTHER SWORDS. Matt doesn't know what he's talking about.731
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Blazing Sword (Vehicle Voltron / Dairugger XV)Dairugger XVIVVibes.734
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ExorSuper Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven StarsIVToo big????734
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DurandalLegendIXCuts through men, horses, and boulders in a single stroke. Has relics of St. Denis, St. Peter, and Mary.734
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RakshasaBayonetta 2VI734
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SoultakerBatman and the OutsidersVIII734
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Victory SwordVampire SurvivorsXPer the Machine, it rules.734
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Conan the Adventurer's Star Metal SwordConan the AdventurerICannot, will not, does not perform the function of a sword.737
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The Big Sword That Takes Three Dudes To SwingFist of the North StarIVToo darn big!!!!!737
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Sword of the Winter ConstellationsStar Trek: Lower DecksVITendi's sword.737
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Kirkhammer SwordBloodborneVIIA sword that is also a hammer (its sheath is a hammer)737
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Sword of ActuationBerserkXSkull Knight pulls it out of his own mouth because he made it from Behelits he took from Apostles he killed. 737
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ExcaliburLa Morte d'ArthurIXThe scabbard protects you from dying.740
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Connor Macleod's KatanaHighlanderVIICool as shit.740
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Sword of the DaywalkerBladeVIStrong vs. Vampires and Donal Logue740
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Kaizo SaberKaizoku Sentai GokaigerIV740
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The Sword That Was DeathGloranthaVIIIVibes.740
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Three-Bladed SwordThe Sword and the SorcererVGreat concept, lousy execution.740
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Energy SwordHaloIII740
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Power SwordMighty Morphin Power RangersVI740
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Batman's Utility Belt Laser SwordBatman: The Brave and the BoldIXValidated by the Machine.742
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Valenar Double ScimitarEberronIV742
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Sword of SealingSailor MoonIIImmediately breaks742
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Judith's SwordJudith Beheading Holofernes, Artemisia GentileschiIXGet his ass.742
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Mega Thunder SaberMighty Morphin Power Rangers0VII742
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Pure NailHollow KnightVIII742
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The Kurgan SwordHighlanderVI748
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Payment DayDimension 20: A Crown of CandyIXIf it crits against an enemy who has killed a member of your family, that enemy must make a DC 20 Constitution saving throw or immediately die.748
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Sylph SwordBerserkVIII748
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Fusion SwordFinal Fantasy: Advent ChildrenVIA sword that is also six swords.748
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Stephen's Practice SwordStephen WilcoxIIReal-life sword! NOT FOR KILLING.748
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Divine TemperClash of the TitansVIIThe sword of Perseus748
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MyronMork BorgIVMatt's character's sword in the Mork Borg RPG748
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The χ-blade Kingdom HeartsVDoesn't loop around from dumb to awesome, it's both at the same time.750
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Helicopter Blade SwordAll You Need Is Kill: Edge of Tomorrow: Live Die RepeatVI750
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Rat Death, the Sword of MartinRedwallIXMatt Solo Rank750
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Barrier BreakerClair Obscur: Expedition 33VIIIMatt Solo Rank753
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Stygian, Blade of the UnderworldHadesXInclusive of all four Aspects.753
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Batangas (Balisword)The PhillippinesVI753
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Razor-Fist's Razor FistsMarvel ComicsII753
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Biggoron SwordThe Legend of Zelda VIA753
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The Green DestinyCrouching Tiger, Hidden DragonVIII753
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The Focused Totality of Betsy Braddock's Psychic PowersMarvel ComicsVIIPretty sure we're talking Betsy here?753
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John Brown's SwordReal LifeXhell yeah 753
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Dinobot's SwordTransformers: Beast WarsIV758
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Crystar's SwordThe Saga of Crystar, Crystal WarriorVI758
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Sword of PowerHe Man and the Masters of the UniverseV758
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Hattori Hanzo SwordKill BillIXIf on your journey, you meet God... God will be cut.758
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Sword FamiliarCastlevania: Symphony of the NightVI758
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Barizun SwordKamen Rider FourzeVI758
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MournbladeElric of MelnibonéIVTemu Stormbringer762
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Holy AvengerDungeons & DragonsIX762
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ScarabX of SwordsVI762
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Stripes I & IIPanty and StockingVII762
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Jack's KatanaSamurai JackVIIThe Randy Orton / Toyota Corolla of Good Swords.762
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Thunderflare DominionWuthering WavesVIII762
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Ka-BartanaReal lifeII762
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IcefangListener D&D campaignVIII764
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SunswordThundarr the BarbarianVI764
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TransistorTransistorVII764
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AnubisJojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust CrusadersVII764
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HF MurasamaMetal Gear Rising: RevengeanceIX764
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Scissor BladeKill La KillVII766
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Sword of the Silver CrystalSailor Moon (Manga)VI766
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ChainswordWarhammer 40,000VII766
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GD6 Chain SwordPacific RimVIIIRank bargained for; Chris owes Matt an 8 on something else.766
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ExcaliburThe LibrariansVI766
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ZanshatoBattle Angel AlitaIXHell yeah766