|date||UTC||thread title||text of post||notes|
|Scenes from (old) movies you'd like to see in the theater||??? [deleted, no copy found]||possibly "Both annoyed my dog" OR "a small one" …probably a picture of a hamster given later posts|
|What's your favorite national anthem?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Weird scenes in Disney movies||There has been a great deal of controversy regarding Disney films. I believe that they should be boycotted for including such deplorable images.|
|4||4/20/2010||What is fun?||Hamsters. Everything about them is amazing.|
|pics of shirts that match the columbine killers, apparently photoshopped by Smiggles|
|6||5/23/2010||Congratulations lporter!||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|7||7/2/2010||Miscellaneous banter||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|8||7/6/2010||What are you watching right now?||Now I'm obligated to unleash this.|
|Computer games you liked when you were a kid||??? [deleted, no copy found]||possible fragment "That was my favorite Genesis game" based on pg2 reply|
|Where are you from?||??? [deleted, no copy found]||appears to have posted a link to a blogger from Savvanah, as he later clarifies it isn't him, and another poster had suggested that two of the commenters were "from savvanah" when only one surviving comment says this|
|Where are you from?||I'm not him and I'm not from there. I saw some of his videos several years ago and began watching his vlog in April. I think it's hilarious, so I posted it.|
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIsuPK0j ... 18#t=0m29s
|The Halloween thread||This used to be my favorite movie.|
|"Killer Klowns from Outer Space" (dead link)|
|I wanna see this movie!||http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100410.gif|
|Miscellaneous banter||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Do you vote?||I've been considering posting a topic sort of indirectly pertaining to the subject of gay bullying ever since Tyler Clementi killed himself, but I've been a bit hesitant because it will probably make me appear deranged.||possibly just a fragment; redacted the next day|
|What are you eating right now?||That water had better not be flavored!|
|Where are you from?||I agree with NIN. Why would you be proud that you were born in a random place and sycophantically accepted being indoctrinated by the arbitrary beliefs your society imposed onto you? I have a lot of animosity for the notion of geographical culture.|
|18||11/5/2010||Twitter account by school shooter! Save it B4 deletion||You're attributing too much value to it. People change, and they say things which to begin with are either inaccurate or completely false.|
|Jared Loughner(Tuscon Massacre) being compared to Columbine?||While Jared Loughner apparently is one of the very few mass murderers who is legitimately delusional (Although I haven't completely determined that yet; crimes which receive a lot of media attention sort of irritate me and I usually defer reading about them for a while), he would have likely said exactly the same thing if Jared Loughner had been phenomenally eloquent. Like everyone, he advises to treat the symptoms rather than determining whatever causes there may be. Overall, he was fumbling around not saying anything meaningful.|
The way which this particular incident is being treated is frustrating to me. Jiverly Voong inflicted a similar number of casualties with more than double the deaths not too long ago, and he was virtually ignored compared to this. I hate how the lives of state-sanctioned thugs are treated as if they're more valuable than that of anyone else.
|60 Minutes - What Really Happened At Columbine 2001||??? [deleted, no copy found]||response indicates he thanked OP for video|
|What is it about April?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Boy Bands||The absence of Modern Talking offends my sensibilities. No girl could resist their luscious hair and cheerful good-looks.|
|Why did over half of all posts get deleted?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Why did over half of all posts get deleted?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|How open are you?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|The Killers...Psycho or Hero?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|27||1/22/2011||Lear's Shadow Columbine book||Edit: I'm sorry; I didn't see that. LS1's formatting is pretty unappealing so this was one of the extremely rare times where I didn't read the entire topic before posting.||edited, replacing the original post, which is lost|
|Infinite guns for all! has consequences||I'm still waiting for a mass shooter who eschews 9mm pistols and instead buys an AK-47 pistol, 30 30-round magazines, and 1000 hollow points....|
|Infinite guns for all! has consequences||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Victims.||They would. Dead people in general receive more respect and blind compassion than they ever would have had while alive. I don't understand it.|
|Infinite guns for all! has consequences||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Victims.||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|33||1/28/2011||Bullying, homophobia and suicide||We can see right through all of your fancy grammatical tricks, homophobe.|
|Body mods?||I castrated myself when I was 15 to rebel against society.|
|Post-mortem disposal of bodily remains...||It seems like an irrelevant question to be concerned about. No one can obtain knowledge about what happens after death, nor if anything is required to do for the deceased. If some ritual was necessary, no one could know about it nor have any knowledge about the requirements of it. Perhaps there's a magical platypus who requires that you burn a wooden effigy of a hamster so that the deceased can ride it to the gates of Valhalla.|
From observing other people who have died, the only conclusion which can be reached is that nothing happens. Treating death as if it's the end of everything would be the most prudent course of action because believing that something happens is contrary to the observable world of the life which you are certain about having, thus deluding you into behaving in a way which could negatively impact your life.
|Do you ask for permission before you...||It's a loaded question which requires that you think of any of the relationships in your life, romantic or otherwise, in an immutable traditional context instead of an association of two particular individuals.|
|The more things change...||I'm sure that a reformed government could solve their problems!|
|38||2/1/2011||Do you ask for permission before you...||(Incidentally, certain further evaluations which someone could have about the person who's kissing/asking were included for the answers (cute/chivalrous/throwing themselves/spontaneity/insecurity), but I'll pretend that the answers are only "Yes", "Maybe", and "No".)|
Perhaps I shouldn't have answered at all (especially considering how inaccurately I phrased it), but I'll try to describe what I meant:
For anyone to give a meaningful answer to the fundamental question which I think you're asking ("Do you consider it generally desirable for someone to ask before kissing?") from which someone could potentially learn and modify their behavior accordingly, it would need to have an unimaginable number of variables and qualifiers. However, even if answers could be given for the impossibly detailed question, they would end up becoming meaningless because they would be so specific to the situation. That's why for the fundamental question to be reasonably asked, it understandably needs to include a particular scenario. In this case, it is a traditional end-of-date scenario between a potential romantic couple. That brings with it innumerable preconceived assumptions about the hypothetical relationship between the two people. We can only answer according to our interpretations of the context of the contrived relationship itself, eliminating the value of any of our answers. Basically, because of all of this, we can't accurately answer the question which you're really wanting to ask.
I can't honestly answer with "Maybe". No matter how it is asked, I don't think that the fundamental question itself can ever be reasonably answered at all. Although it's possible that I'm genuinely not intelligent enough to figure out how I could provide an appropriate answer to the question.
|39||2/2/2011||Taking a screenshot in a mac||Use an iPhone, unless you want to do it the square way.|
|40||2/6/2011||Jared Loughner(Tuscon Massacre) being compared to Columbine?||I haven't looked into this much in the past couple of years, but I can think of a few reasons as to why he killed 1 and injured 19. I vaguely remember reading that most of the injuries were inflicted to limbs, which are rarely fatal. I also remember him complaining about this:|
"When My Rifle Misfires And I Gotta Stand There For 60 Seconds Waiting For It To Fire, Or Not".
He was describing this:
It's uncommon for high-quality ammunition to hang fire. If he was using the same cheap cartridges for his massacre, then the bullets were likely full metal jacketed.
Beyond that, his 9mm Beretta Cx4 Storm innately wasn't a particularly effective firearm. The difference in velocity between a 9mm rifle and 9mm pistol is usually 15% at best. The benefits which a 9mm rifle has for a novice are basically its reduced recoil and greater distance between the front and rear sights. It allows faster and more accurate shots, although that was inconsequential for Kimveer Gill if he was aiming as poorly as I assume he was.
|41||2/8/2011||What is the 'best' movie you've ever seen||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|SCMRPG gets ifans forum member banned||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|.doc files||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Earliest movie with a trench-coated shooter?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Earliest movie with a trench-coated shooter?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:8tGbps4UrAAJ:www.shockedbeyondbelief.com/discuss/viewtopic.php%3Ff%3D9%26t%3D6520%26view%3Dprevious+&cd=157&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us||??? [deleted, no copy found]||visible only in "next topic" view, no thread title|
|Well...Damn||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Are you a virgin?||You believe that a degenerate capitalistic system results in a commodification of sexuality. This enables the creation of a cultural notion that premarital sexuality is acceptable. This results in sexuality becoming widespread. This has three primary consequences:|
The first is that there are some males who believe that the existence of this attitude of sexuality is a justification of date rape, which causes instances of it to increase. The second is that the existence of this attitude destroys the significance of marriages. Fewer people get married, and of the people who do get married, more divorce. The third is that the prevalence of sexuality results in more abortions, and more unwanted children, than would otherwise result.
You believe that it would be desirable to outlaw premarital sex to cause a gradual cultural shift away from all of this. And I would like you to briefly elaborate on something so that I can better understand your position. What is it about marriage that appeals to you, and why do you oppose the prevalence of divorces?
|49||5/6/2011||if it was dylan..||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|What!?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|the most famous school shooting||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|52||5/15/2011||who would be your massacre partner in crime?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|who would be your massacre partner in crime?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|A school shooter was interviewed on 60 minutes years ago||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Not for Yanks only||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Jerry Spring didn't help America's image very much....||It seems bizarre to be concerned about the consent of animals in zoophilic relationships considering that millions of animals are slaughtered each day.|
|Iporter||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|58||5/21/2011||Jerry Spring didn't help America's image very much....||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|59||5/25/2011||If you could have any of Eric and Dylan's possessions...||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Eric's cultural background/ethnicity||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Favourite posts?||??? [deleted, no copy found]|
|Lifetime Movie About Lauren Townsend's Mother?||The best movie I've seen about a mass shooting was from Lifetime. Other than the issue of portraying Richard Farley as a cute engineer instead of a creepy technician, its immense amount of accurate details warrants its "based on a true story" status.|
|Duck! The Carbine High Massacre||For anyone who doesn't know, Sabratha (a member who used to post here) was part of a group which created an excellent school shooting movie.|
|"Bullet Time" Eng subtitles|
|Eric and Dylan on trial||One of the major reasons why Columbine is still a (relatively) popular topic in recent years is because of the potential it allows for speculation. This would not exist if they had lived because their actual thoughts and experiences, the contents of the basement tapes/Nixon tape, and everything like that would probably be well-known.|
|Lifetime Movie About Lauren Townsend's Mother?||He's the ultimate stalker.|
Events prior to and on February 16, 1988:
Laura Black testified concerning defendant's efforts to establish a personal relationship with her. She recalled that they met in the spring of 1984. Soon thereafter, defendant invited her to socialize with him, but she declined. Defendant continued to extend social invitations to her without success, to call her on the telephone, to leave her gifts, and to attend her aerobics classes and company softball games. Black testified that she changed her residence three times between July 1985 and February 1988, but defendant obtained her new address each time, and surreptitiously obtained a key to one of these residences. Between the fall of 1984 and February 1988, she received approximately 150 to 200 letters from defendant, including two letters he sent to her parents' home in Virginia where she was visiting in December 1984. She had not provided him with her parents' address. Various employees of ESL attempted to stop defendant's harassment of Black, and defendant reacted either defiantly or by threatening to commit violent acts.
After the January 1986 meeting with Tuffley and Lindauer, defendant confronted Black at her residence's parking lot. Black testified that defendant mentioned guns, told her he no longer was going to ask Black what to do and said he was going to tell her what to do. Black further testified that the weekend after this encounter, she received a letter from defendant stating he would not kill her, but referencing â€œa whole range of options, each getting worse and worse.â€
|Dylan's Prom Photos?||What has Madonna done to our youth?|
|Lifetime Movie About Lauren Townsend's Mother?||Stalking Laura, also known as I Can Make You Love Me. You can watch it on Youtube.|
|Time article on the basement tapes||The basement tapes must have included the third and fourth shooters. Fortunately for us, unredacted sections of the 11k reveal that their names are Erik Kleboldt and Dylon Haris.|
|Excellent mid/late-'90s mass murderer documentary||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Td2pujD75U|
I just came across this one which includes a ton of footage I've never seen elsewhere. It even shows some of Patrick Purdy's fabled army men!
Mass murderers included in it:
|70||8/14/2011||Have you ever met your exact opposite sex copy?||The prospect of there being more than one RegalSin in the universe both intrigues and terrifies me.|
|China is Reportedly Selling Pills Made Out of Dead Babies||I don't see how it's more disgusting than a pill derived from any other animal. If anything, it seems slightly less disgusting.|
|Do you sleep naked?||But what if someone decided to pull off your boxers? Your contingency plan must involve at least one extra layer. Modesty must be maintained at all costs.|
|73||8/20/2011||Favorite holiday?||I don't like holidays, but I would say Halloween. It marks the beginning of my favorite time of the year, November-December, when the sunlight always seems to be its dimmest. Because of the snow, January and February always seem to be intolerably bright. I hate the sun so much.|
In any event, it's neat that Halloween is the only widely-observed holiday which sort of has the potential to be tied to despair.
|edited on Sep 1, 2 weeks later|
|Matthew Murray / Colorado Shootings 07||Robert Hawkins's shooting at the Westroads Mall overshadowed it.|
|If I visit Littleton, can I "run into" the klebold||What would be the point?|
|did Dylan live a minute after shooting himself||http://acolumbinesite.com/autopsies/dylan5.gif||link to a picture of a page from Dylan Klebold's autopsy text|
|E & D and The Breakfast Club||The episode I think you're talking about involved a potential school shooting. I remember seeing a part of it in a hotel in the early 2000s, but I had no idea what it was from. I finally found out toward the end of last year.|
|Possibly posted to the wrong thread, as this seems unrelated to the discussion. Youtube link is to a clip of an outer limits episode "Abduction"|
|Full 911 call from the library.||YouTube has a zero-tolerance policy for Columbine videos because of Pekka Auvinen.||"Pekka Auvinen" = another school shooter|
|Full 911 call from the library.||I don't mean it in a literal sense, and I can't elaborate because there has never been a relevant policy announcement or anything like that. Vaguely going by what I can remember, Pekka Auvinen's final video brought attention to the fan videos which were prevalent on YouTube at the time. This caused any video which might be arbitrarily construed as supporting the Columbine shooters to be removed. I don't remember there being any issues with Columbine videos prior to that, with videos like Rampart Range having many views and staying uploaded for more than a year.|
|Name meanings: Eric and Dylan.||Wasn't one of Jared Loughner's victims born on 9/11/2001? In one case, it's an omen of impending destruction. In another, it's somehow a paragon of hope in the future or something like that. What would we do without the enlightenment which astrology provides for us?|
|If you could change any word...||All of them.|
|moments that restore your faith in humanity||In a "My political ideology finally gets some attention" sense, a "Someone finally outdid Woo Bum-kon" sense, a "He looks so cute in those compression jammies" sense, or what?|
|moments that restore your faith in humanity||That was directed toward ellesieg, but I must admit that those pictures did make me swoon...|
|Origin of this photo?||The other location may have been this.|
Link is to the thread "2,763 Photos and counting - uploaded!"
|House centipedes are awful.||You might not have centipedes in your house, but I'm sure you have more types of spiders, snakes, and giant ants than I can count, box jellyfish lurking somewhere in the refrigerator, and wombats roaming the halls.|
|A couple images of Dylan I've never seen before||What, you don't believe that they faked their deaths and skipped down to Mexico? Eric already did it once: I'm sure he'd do it again, this time taking his emo sidekick with him.|
|A couple images of Dylan I've never seen before||That's ridiculous. According to Lola from the old acolumbinesite guestbook, Eric's spirit is waiting for her to be impregnated by his parents so that she can give birth to him again.|
|moments that restore your faith in humanity||I'm normally not interested in non-Kaczynski bombers, but the format and organization of everything involved was such an impressive instance of mass murder self-actualization that it seemed fictional. I wouldn't call it encouraging, but it seemed motivational enough in some sense that it was the kind of thing you would find in a particularly macabre self-improvement book. Probably owing to watching too many mass murder movies, reading excerpts like this almost had me at the edge of my seat in anticipation:|
On my way home to the farm I noticed what I believed to be a civilian police vehicle south of the southern town (30km from the farm). At this point in time I remembered I had forgotten to turn on the lights on the car since I tested out my blue LED lights the day before. Hmm, they should have stopped me for this violation. Very weird. As I came closer to the farm I noticed what I believed to be another civilian police car. Damn, I got a really bad feeling about this and my instincts told me I was about to be apprehended. Too many red flags were lit. I stopped 500 meters before the farm entrance and had a smoke, preparing mentally for a potential welcoming party at the farm. What should I do if I was about to be SWAT raped by a 6 or 12 man team? I didn't have any weapons available as they were all inside the main house. Should I make a run for it, if so, where would I go? Would I have time to fetch my evacuation kit, and should I try to get it and shoot my way out?
After the break I approached the farm, and turned on the fog lights on the car so that I could have an advantage should they approach me from the front. I stopped 50 meters north of the main house and I was shocked at the sight that awaited me...! The barn door was wide open!!! Someone was here! They were probably circling me right now or waiting for me inside the main house! I waited 20 minutes with the fog light aimed straight at the direction I expected them to come from. Perhaps they are not here, maybe they just installed monitoring equipment like they often do? I entered the house, picked up the glock and searched the house and the barn.
Nothing. I began searching for monitoring equipment, nothing...
Paranoia can be a good thing, or it can be a curse. The barn door had probably been opened by the wind. I decided then and there that I would not allow paranoia to get the best of me again. If they were to come for me one day, there was really nothing I could do about it, so it would not be constructive to worry about it.
Although just between you and me... It really was just the compression jammies, wasn't it?
http://supravietuitor.files.wordpress.c ... arment.jpg
|China is Reportedly Selling Pills Made Out of Dead Babies||Tuna? :?|
|Is anyone a facebook member of [E&D] Vodka and reb chat||http://www.jimgoad.net/nicest.html|
|Are you a virgin?||Someone has a fetish for property rights.|
|92||9/6/2011||2:40 AM||Are you a virgin?||Are you underweight? I used to think that I was asexual, but the primary reason why I thought that was because my BMI was 14.|
|93||9/7/2011||Pumped Up Kicks, A hit song about a teenage killer?||I found that song about a month ago through Google because someone in the comments for a video of it said that it was about Robert Hawkins. "Robert" was apparently an arbitrarily selected name from what I could find, though, which is especially obvious considering that it has nothing to do with him other than how he took his stepfather's AK-47.|
For trivia's sake, I know of four other young mass shooters whose names were Robert:
Robert Smith, November 12, 1966 (Who actually did use a "six-shooter")
Robert Poulin, October 27, 1975
Robert Sartin, April 30, 1989
Robert Steinhauser, April 26, 2002
In any event, that song is waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too repetetive for me to listen to without throwing a hissy fit. I've been constantly listening to this one since last year and I still love it:
|94||9/8/2011||What are you watching right now?||A while ago, ellesieg posted a link to a documentary which was made by the same guy who wrote the book on which that movie was based.|
Has anyone seen Jon Ronson's documentary "Death in Santaland"? I'm a big fan of his and it's damn good Christmas viewing if you're morbid and have seen It's a Wonderful Life one too many times. The whole thing is available here:
The documentary centers upon the discovery of a "Columbine-style" plot at North Pole Middle School in North Pole, Alaska, a Christmas-themed town. It involved 15 middle-schoolers and apparently didn't work out only because the kid who was supposed to bring the guns didn't show.
|Dunblane - The UK's Columbine?||Dunblane's 11k:|
http://www.scotland.gov.uk/Resource/Doc ... 043149.pdf
|"Are you with me?"||They were talking to the third shooter. Apparently, he wasn't with them and ended up fleeing the country, never to be heard from again.|
|The Board Dead||When was it ever alive?|
|I wonder if this is how Dylan danced at prom...||Quote:|
atleast these columbine kids wont shoot everyone. they'll just interpretive dance at us until we die.
|quoting a youtube comment|
|The Board Dead||But Regal_Sin's lucidity will always be here to guide us through this world of uncertainty.|
|Prank Calling TheGunSource||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSei8okKFgk|
TheGunSource was the online dealer who sold some of the equipment that mass shooters Cho Seung-hui, Steven Kazmierczak, and George Sodini used, probably among others.
|link to a youtube vid of a person prank-calling The Gun Source|
|Dunblane - The UK's Columbine?||I've heard of stranger scenarios, like how Mehrdad Dashti shot eight people in a restaurant because the "government owed him $16 trillion for mental telepathy work and this was his way of getting it back".|
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/ap ... 50_001.htm
And even this:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/s ... iangwu.htm
(It looks like The Wacky World Of Murder is finally going down like SpankMe's site did. :( )
I don't even want to think about Michael McDermott...
|Dunblane - The UK's Columbine?||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campo_El%C ... 0.99s_path|
|Do you own a cell phone?||Stickam Party!|
|The Board Dead||How about how Mad_Bomber has been here for three years and he still hasn't gone on a rampage? I thought he would've been on my catalog of mass murderers by now. :?|
|The Board Dead||Uh oh, now I have to behave aggressively to coerce you into behaving in a way which is consistent with the fulfillment of my values.|
|The Board Dead||But it's just not the same thing when you're cooperative. :(|
|Guns and you||Guns? I've got all the guns I need.|
*Flexes 9" biceps*
|Unanswerable question of the day||I can imagine his mother trying to wash his pants and finding his 50-round TEC-9 magazine in one of the pockets.|
"Mom, it's just a computer part!"
|I found myself on a hit list in high school.||http://www.megavideo.com/?v=UJXRH03C|
|Pumped Up Kicks, A hit song about a teenage killer?||Oh, dear... Is it wrong that I want to go to a hoedown now?|
|Guns and you||Kip Kinkel used a rifle and two pistols.|
sawn-off Ruger 10/22 (one 50-round magazine)
Glock 19 (one shot while being tackled)
Ruger Mark II (Unused)
|Opinions on Eric and Dylan quotes.||Presumably made by heypigpiggy:|
|What kind of puppy you want?||http://images03.olx.com/ui/1/62/40/8906240_3.jpg||(picture of hamsters)|
|What kind of puppy you want?||So you can sacrifice it as a part of your Satanic rituals?|
|What kind of puppy you want?||But hamster pups are infinitely superior.|
Oh, now look what you did! You should've known that hamsters have low self-esteem! Say you're sorry.
|What would you do if their was a shooting at your school?||Hurray, we've got a new Mad_Bomber!|
|i know people might not like reality shows||I looked up a bunch of Hoarders episodes earlier this month. As a compulsive organizer, I like to imagine how much pleasure I would get from throwing out everything in those places. My favorite hoarder was Andy.|
|i know people might not like reality shows||I forgot about Willard. That place was like a utopia.|
|How did you find this forum?||I think I found it through Google toward the end of 2006. I didn't register for years because it seemed like the kind of website which would get you on a terrorist watch-list.|
|Guns and you||Mad_Bomber, we know you think that the board is dead, but you don't have to troll around to make it more interesting!|
|How did you find this forum?||Were they talking about Kimveer Gill?|
|How did you find this forum?||Yes. I don't quote people when I post directly after them, because eye-contact upsets me. :(|
|What would you do if their was a shooting at your school?||http://www2.scnow.com/news/grand-strand ... r-2267268/|
I hope he was joking when he misquoted Robert Hawkins.
|Question to make ur brains think alittle||Females generally kill in a more personal context than males do, so I would expect there to have not been explosives, and the target selection would have been less random. There have been a lot of mass murders committed by females, but they almost always take the form of familicide. At least 98% of indiscriminate rampage killers are male.|
|Question to make ur brains think alittle||Depending on your definition, Laurie Dann and Amy Bishop might also qualify.|
|the date of your death||Don't leave us hangin', bro! Make sure you upload your basement tapes before you pull a Travis!|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||This is among the most hilarious things I've seen in my life. It's a tribute video to a chimpanzee who snapped and went on a biting spree a couple of years ago. The humor that I find in this is the way the video itself and its comments are parallel to the kind of tributes you can find on YouTube for murderers like Alyssa Bustamante, where there are comments saying, "It's not her fault! She's mentally ill and needed help!", and others saying, "This cold-blooded emo bitch deserves to get hanged!".|
My favorite comments:
"That's a beautiful tribute to Travis I cried! Thanks so much for making it and sharing it. We love you Travis!"
"The true murderer is the zanax travis was on. If that can do bad things to humans than its worse for chimps."
"This video is a homage to a MURDERER. Fucking monkey, I'm glad you're DEAD."
"Travis belonged to the jungle with his fellow chimps ! HE is the victim of human egotism and exploitation ! RIP in Heaven's Jungle Travis + Best wishes of recovery to Charla Nash!"
|I had to do it..||You've unlocked the secret of why Columbine happened!|
|Origin of the name "Nixon" on the tape?||I think it's funny how East Asians seem to think that Nixon is characteristic of common Western names.|
|Origin of the name "Nixon" on the tape?||Are you implying that you believe the Elephant interpretation of their relationship?|
|What do you do when you're bored?||Yeah, those ballistic vests can get heavy, Mad_Bomber_Junior! Make sure you stay buff!|
|Really random question...?||Therapists are secular priests who assert that they have some "truth", and if your values deviate, then you are "wrong". Hence, The Rapist. They impose their values onto you through their mindfucking.|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A6j6h8ft0U&t=4m22s|
|Can you drive anything other than a car?||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58VoEi42SMg |
Haters be hatin'.
|Hunting humans||Whenever I see the title of this topic, I think it's about Jim Huberty.|
|How old will you be when the BTs are released?||You mean to say you haven't seen any of tyler's trolling? He's obviously boasting about how he would have gone on a rampage by that time and would have subsequently died.|
|Can you drive anything other than a car?||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4zvY0cv-OA|
|What are you listening to?||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeZsSn0p4KY|
|Is this what caused Columbine?||Am I the only one who thinks that the goth resembles Kimveer Gill?|
|What are you listening to?||Oh, yeah. DJs are those people who splice together music...|
You've given me a purpose in life! I shall henceforth be known as DJ Smiggie-Smug, bridging the previously-intractable gap between death metal and disco. I'm going to be even more hardcore than Modern Talking! I won't let you down!
|Is this what caused Columbine?||http://images.wikia.com/southpark/image ... bling2.jpg|
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Mpl5OdlM4sw/S ... ebsite.jpg
|What are you listening to?||Fine. I'll just keep my collection of Barbie Girl covers to myself.|
|21 year old friendless virgin?||Right on, RegalSin! Stick it to TheRapists!|
|Eric Inspired ?||You can watch the trial of Eric's eminent fanboy, Alvaro Castillo, here:|
|They All Had Jobs||Maybe he missed the readily-available TEC-9s.|
|Jeff Weise||He was ignored because it happened on an Indian reservation and everyone was freaking out about whether or not Terry Schiavo should continue to flop around.|
|Dylan's glasses.||Wearing glasses might have provoked Eric into picking on him and shooting him in the face.|
|Are you superstitious?||Not remotely.|
|Are you superstitious?||I'm not going to bother addressing you because I know that someone like you wants to troll, but to prevent him from misrepresenting my position, I must affirm that I am not remotely superstitious.|
|Forum crushes..||Say whatever you wish, but I know that my love for RegalSin is real.|
|The dueling fangirls thread||Good work, lporter! We finally have authentic photographic evidence of the gym incident where Dylan was running around pushing people.|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||I think I just serendipitously came across Travis in his younger days.|
|153||10/10/2011||Mao Zedong encouraged kids to beat up their teachers||Meaning, only the teachers who propagated ideologies that differed from his.|
|How do you imagine different members of this board looking?||No one's guessed about RegalSin?|
|155||10/11/2011||Things that DON'T make you think about Columbine||(long response making fun of another's post)|
|156||10/14/2011||Unreleased Cho manifesto||http://thehardestlesson.com/?q=node/211|
|157||10/15/2011||Do you own a gun?||"But if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns!"|
Conservatives really piss me off. Actually, everyone does.
|Favorite films||"Favorite" is too difficult to define, but I'm sure that I know what RegalSin's favorite one is:|
|Is anyone dressing up for Halloween ...||I never dress up. Clothes are for slaves to civilization.|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||Despite the main "chimp" being an orangutan, I wonder if Travis ever stayed up late to watch this.|
|Favorite films||I suppose that an attempted Top 25 would encompass most of what "favorite" entails.|
1971 Let's Scare Jessica To Death
1972 Haunts of the Very Rich
1972 Private Parts
1972 Folks at Red Wolf Inn
1972 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
1973 The Baby
1973 Messiah of Evil
1973 Don't Look in the Basement
1973 The Killing Kind
1974 Bad Ronald
1975 Lemora: A Child's Tale of the Supernatural
1979 Driller Killer
1980 Don't Go in the House
1980 The Attic
1981 The Pit
1983 Night Warning
1985 Deadly Messages
1988 Killer Klowns From Outer Space
1988 Bloody Wednesday
1989 Beyond Dream's Door
1993 Stalking Laura
|162||10/20/2011||Where are you from?||Gay marriage is legal in my state. I was holding out for RegalSin, but you're awful purty...|
|11 yr old girl arrested,accused of making school threats||She's obviously an Andrew Golden copykitten. These incidents would stop happening if it weren't for overzealous reporters publicizing them.|
|~Oatmealberry Chipnut Cookies!||Smigglestyle!|
3 cup oats (The smaller and powderier the better)
1 cup flour (I'm partial to wheat)
1/2 cup water (Adding slightly more later on might help)
3/4 cup peanut butter (Not too liquid, not too solid. Juuust right!)
1/2 cup turbinado-style sugar (The larger the granules the better)
1 teaspoon cinnamon (Ginger sucks)
1/2 teaspoon salt (Fuck anticaking agents)
1/2 cup dried cranberries (The smoother the better)
1/2 cup dried blueberries (The juicier the better)
1/2 cup milk-free chocolate chips (About a cubic centimeter per chip. Mingled units add a flair of fun!)
Greased cookie trays are for commies.
Bake them for however long you want. Or not at all. They don't have any meat in them, after all!
|~Oatmealberry Chipnut Cookies!||The chair recognizes the guy from that gayhappy state for as long as he pleases.|
Thank you, Mr. Speaker. I submit for house approval a motion to officially change the name of Oatmealberry Chipnut Cookies to Oatmealberry Chocochipeanuts. This motion is designed to help bolster public support for this minority, which is currently obscenely underrepresented in the media and congress.
(The president barges in)
YOU HAVE MADE AN EXCELLENT POINT, SMIGGLES. I SHALL IMMEDIATELY SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THESE DELICIOUS COOKIES.
Disco party at the white house!!
|How do you want to die?||Dying in a swordfight against a platypus would be pretty cool. Can you hook me up, baby?|
|How do you want to die?||More platypus trivia!|
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 300AAZtHD7
|168||10/23/2011||Jeff Weise||I wish I had stayed in bed.|
|Earliest movie portrayal of a mass/spree shooting?||I had known about Targets (1968) for a while, but I expected it to only tack on a Charles Whitman-style sniper to augment a plot which would have been too lame to stand on its own. I saw it yesterday, and I was surprised to find that the sniper was the main character, with the aging actor being the tacked-on character!|
I don't know how I can describe it. It's like a blend of Bloody Wednesday and Stalking Laura. It isn't serious in the various ways that those two can be taken (Yes, I just called Bloody Wednesday serious in some sense), while still being sincere. It's like what Duck! should have been. I think it's the most pleasurable movie about a mass shooting that I've seen. And I can forgive the movie for including the incredibly-lame subplot because of how lightheardedly-awesome the climax of its intersection with the sniper is. If you watch it, I recommend skipping any scene which doesn't include the Charlie clone; at best, you'll only be missing some pretentious pseudo-philosophizing about aesthetics.
Anyway, it made me wonder if it was the earliest portrayal of a mass/spree shooting. Before hearing about Targets, I thought that Thriller: A Cruel Picture was the earliest one (deliberately ignoring If....). As far as I know, Thriller is still the earliest movie which portrays a trench-coated shooter (with the "criminal aura", not the "detective aura"). Does anyone know of any earlier ones, for either of the two categories? Today I saw The Sniper (1952), which was released when Charles Whitman was still a wee Boy Scout, but the main character was more of a serial killer. Despite that disappointment, it was still excellent and presciently anticipated future psychological horrors.
Now that I think of it, I'm sure that Charles Whitman must have snuck into a showing of The Sniper and eventually ended up imitating what he saw. After all, the sniper in the movie used a variant of an M1 carbine, which was one of the rifles that was brought up the Austin tower. What has the media done to our children?
|Earliest movie portrayal of a mass/spree shooting?||The trailer seems to agree with my evaluation. The subplot character is thrown onto the last ten seconds as if to say, "Hey, look! We've got some famous actor for whom we'll contrive the faintest justification to include!"|
And upon further inspection, I think I've recovered a deleted scene from some alternative universe in Back To The Future.
http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee4 ... hmarty.gif
And some trivia about that, the head gangster from Bloody Wednesday was the Libyan van driver! He was ultimately found not guilty for his involvement in the murder of the doctor.
|How do you want to die?||Where's tyler's trolling when you need him? This topic was made for him.|
|Phobias?||Come on, Mad_Bomber! Get on tyler and answer the "How do you want to die?" question!|
I'll take a lesson from Mike and not press you further. Although your answer suffices in its own special way!~
|Killer Klowns from Outer Space clip|
|Earliest movie portrayal of a mass/spree shooting?||The closest things I can think of are Bad Ronald and Horror High, both from 1974, although I've only seen the first. In 1976 there was a movie called God Told Me To, which I think starts with a Charlie clone sniping from a building, but I haven't seen that one either. I would be interested to hear the name of the one you're talking about if you ever find out, since I've never heard of a school shooting movie that was released in the wake of Anthony Barbaro, Michael Slobodian, and Robert Poulin.|
|Songs and Bands you cant stand:||It sounds worse than static.|
|Songs and Bands you cant stand:||Real men listen to this:|
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kHl4FoK1YsIt sounds worse than static.
|Modern Talking - You're My Heart and Soul|
|Earliest movie portrayal of a mass/spree shooting?||I saw God Told Me To yesterday. My gaydar indicated that the Charlie clone couldn't have killed his wife before climbing the water tower. There were several other mass murders, but even ignoring that entire aspect, the rest of the movie itself was a lot more enjoyable than I anticipated. And as a side-note, early on in the movie, it was rumored that all of the murderers had been seen with a man in his early 20s who had shoulder-length blond hair. More evidence that Martin Bryant was framed?|
|The Official 'Reveal Yourself' Thread||This reminds me of Sabratha's Bullet Time.|
More of you really should see it. I think it's a lot better than Zero Day.
|Earliest movie portrayal of a mass/spree shooting?||I'm watching something which has "Class Reunion Massacre" (1978) as an alternative name. Is that what you were talking about?|
|Earliest movie portrayal of a mass/spree shooting?||Its name is the only part that fits your description. I generally don't like slashers, but I thought that it was okay.|
|181||10/27/2011||Piercings & Tattoos||All tattoos, all piercings, all body modifications including shaving, and all clothes themselves are cultural delusions.|
|LPorter's thread of horror and perversion||M is for methamphetamine.|
|"The Letter People - Meet Mr M" and ""Tap Your Head" (Creepy Kids Show)"|
|LPorter's thread of horror and perversion||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS86u5p0jVk|
|clips from 80s educational show "out and about"|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KlL-e_9DVA&t=0m1s||dead link. Post was edited 12/24/2011, around time of "depression" posts; info likely is lost|
|LPorter's thread of horror and perversion||I saw this nearly four years ago and I've been unable to expunge it from my memory. Watch at your own peril.|
|clips from childrens show "peppermint park"|
|LPorter's thread of horror and perversion||Disclaimer: This link contains a "clown" that only could have only been conceived from a nightmare.|
It may be terrifying, but you won't be able to overcome your phobia until you confront it! Brace yourself.
|"Creepy Christian Clown Puppet Talks To "Gary""|
|LPorter's thread of horror and perversion||You're not a very good poser. You're supposed to be lauding Traces of Death!|
|Pumped Up Kicks||That song really irritates me. This is the much better one:|
In any event, that "Pumped Up Kicks" song isn't even about Robert Hawkins.
|Pumped Up Kicks||The average age of the people that Robert Hawkins shot was 49. That doesn't seem to be getting back at kids who have redundantly pumped-up kicks. If the song really is based off of him, they did a pretty terrible job in making it relevant when you compare it to something like I Don't Like Mondays, let alone the Omaha Shopping Mall Blues.|
|Are you an Early Bird or Night Owl?||Aww, AbuseTheSoul, you were supposed to say, "Why would I need to rest my weary legs when I'm just gonna chop 'em off tomorrow?"|
|The parents||This reminds me of http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2007/12 ... about.html|
Coon placed a collect call Tuesday from the Cuyahoga County Jail to The Plain Dealer after reading a story about a police officer being disciplined for snapping a picture of Asa's bloody body that circulated on the Internet. "Is there really a photo on the Internet?" he asked. "Man, that's messed up. I didn't know. Can it be taken down?"
|Pumped Up Kicks||I can't stop thinking about how much this song annoys me. Even if it wasn't so lame, it would still bother me that they used the name "Robert". Now one of my favorite mass shooters has been turned into a trendy stereotypical poster child of school shootings just because of his age, despite having nothing to do with the school shooter archetype. They could have used Michael, or Evan, or Barry, which would literally fit in with the whole "cowboy kid" thing.|
|Pumped Up Kicks||Jealous of what? I don't understand what you mean.|
|Earliest movie portrayal of a mass/spree shooting?||I just saw The Deadly Tower (1975). It's a 44 Minutes-style docudrama of Charles Whitman. I didn't think it was very good, especially considering all of the inaccuracies.|
|Excellent mid/late-'90s mass murderer documentary||I really enjoyed this documentary. It was like a mini post-Huberty The Killing of America. Does anyone know of any others like it?||resurrecting thread he started 2 months previous|
|Earliest movie portrayal of a mass/spree shooting?||I just saw what is presumably Kurt Havelock's favorite movie, Two-Minute Warning (1976). It was the lame faceless-sniper kind of movie I thought Targets was going to be before seeing it.|
|Existentialism||"Self" is a delusion and life cannot be anything other than suffering.|
|Marriage: Is it in your near future?||Marriage is a mutually destructive cultural delusion.|
|The Official 'Reveal Yourself' Thread||I'm still waiting for RegalSin. :(|
|Your post confirms you've never wrestled, MnM.|
|The Official 'Reveal Yourself' Thread||Don't try to seduce me. You already rejected the marriage proposal, and I won't give you another chance.|
|"Eric didn't play doom because he wanted to kill people: Eric wanted to kill people because he played Doom".|
People who are likely to sexually harass are going to seek pornography. Instead of treating poornography as an external force which floats around trying to corrupt people from some allegedly-ideal set of behavior, why not ask where a desire for pornography comes from? Pornography exists as a coping mechanism for an artificial scarcity of sex. And where does sexual harassment come from? Sexual harassment is a retaliation against, once again, an artificial scarcity of sex.
Stigmatizing sex and then being aghast that there are consequences is a classic case of having one's cake and wanting to eat it, too.
|Your most recent purchase||You two are, like, so cool. I wanna grow up to be just as cool as you guys are.|
|How many hours of sleep do you get?||I generally need to average, at the very least, maybe 8.5 hours of sleep per 24 hours. Lately it's been more than 10.|
|Your most recent purchase||It couldn't have taken him too long. He's possibly the biggest stereotype I've ever heard of. Even Mad_Bomber, our resident Pekka Auvinen, says things that I don't expect, but I can't remember a single time when AbuseTheSoul posted something which even slightly surprised me.|
|Is a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old a "pedo"?||I don't think there should be any age of consent, but since no matter what I say everyone will accuse me of just wanting to justify some latent pedophilia I allegedly have, I will only say that you need to be attracted to prepubescents to be considered a pedophile. A 50-year-old who is attracted to pubescent 12-year-olds is not a pedophile; a 16-year-old who is attracted to 8-year-olds is a pedophile.|
|The rape of Justin Bieber||If I found the irony of this kind of statutory rape/child support nonsense in fiction, I would dismiss it as being too excessively implausible to effectively serve as satire.|
|Scariest Serial Killer||Serial killers are lame. Everyone knows that mass murderers are the cool kids.|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||I must have forgotten about Tyke because I spend most of my time thinking about primates, but I just remembered that I saw her video several years ago. The revolution transcends taxonomic order!|
http://www.heart-animals.com/2009/07/de ... phant.html
|It's Friday!||el oh el|
|Pumped Up Kicks||(post on Pumped Up Kicks meaning)||edited a month later 12/5/2011|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7IdghtkKmA&t=3m47s||"Kanzi - An Ape of Genius - Part 4.m4v" - altercation between chimps and a human|
|What are you listening to?||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9AAHEAVup8||piano cover of I Hate Mondays|
|214||11/11/2011||Jeffrey Dahmer's last intended victim charged with murder||How incompetent does his attorney have to be to bring up Humpty Dumpty when he's being charged with throwing someone off of a bridge?|
|Are you left-handed or right-handed?||Ambisinistrous. :(|
|"Pedophile's Guide" pulled from Amazon||I don't see how he sounds crazy at all in this.|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbxYFKjpPl0||dead link, apparently a video of Travis's owner or Charla Nash per google|
|Forum crushes..||I'm assuming you're a baby due to your name.|
|Confessions||Eek, marriage and natural in the same sentence makes me cringe.|
|Forum crushes..||Babies can't be xenomorphs.|
|221||11/25/2011||Pumped Up Kicks||"I thought that this eerily sounded like a Britney Spears song, and I turned out to not be the only one. |
|222||11/26/2011||Did Eric shave his head?||Eric shaved his hair because he was tired of women lustfully tearing it out while he was making love to them, and Dylan had long hair so that his fringe could shield him from the sorrows of the world.|
|Favorite movie scene||Probably this.|
|"DON'T Go in the House" clip|
|Grandma shot while cooking Thanksgiving dinner||Cause Santa Claus is coming to town.|
http://www.bittenandbound.com/2008/12/2 ... le-photos/
|Elizabeth Bush article.||Angelic_Cacaphony knew her. I'm sure that a ton of her relevant posts have been deleted, though.|
http://www.columbinegame.com/discuss/pr ... le&u=11975
|Topic for all Columbine-related movies/tv shows||A deleted scene from Klass:|
|Richard Farley footage||Post Richard Farley footage|
I had only seen two photographs and one video before this.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e ... Farley.jpg
http://caselaw.findlaw.com/ca-supreme-c ... 95931.html
The best "The following is based on a true story" movie I've seen:
And here's some fun website:
|Oh hey , its December||A cupcake? You should have baked my oatmealberry chocochipeanuts.|
|Pumped Up Kicks||(post on Pumped Up Kicks meaning)|
|High School policies/bans after Columbine?||I was just thinking this morning about Virginia Tech and your age group. It feels strange how vtreviewpanel.org has been offline for months as if everything about the shooting is over and done with and no one would notice its absence. It still seems so recent, but it happened 1/3 of your life ago. Do you know how aware your peers are of it? Do you personally have any memories of it?|
|Psychopathy?||Serious question: Is there any distinction between the usage of "He had the devil in him" and the marginally more nuanced "He was afflicted by psychopathy"?|
|This day in history||Wednesday, December 5, 2007|
Robert A. Hawkins "goes out in style" by bringing his stepfather's Kalashnikov to the Westroads Mall in Omaha Nebraska, killing eight and injuring four before killing himself.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/omaha ... tes?page=0
http://ia700600.us.archive.org/1/items/ ... 587218.mp3
A photograph of him when he was four.
http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... fe6f/l.jpg
A photograph of him when he was six, with his sister, Valencia.
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... 4c81/l.jpg
And from 2007:
A photograph of his stepfather (Mark) and his younger sisters, Kira and Valencia.
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... 70c2/l.jpg
A photograph of his older sister, Cynthia.
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... ed3a/l.jpg
I don't know who Zach and Cayla are, but this is a photograph of them.
http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... b48d/l.jpg
|What are you watching right now?||That was State's Evidence (2006). It was only one of them who wanted to do the school shooting.||in response to "Wondering if someone can help me find the movie I'm looking for. I've watched it before but can't remember the name of it. A group of teens plan to shoot up their school or kill themselves in it(can't remember which) but change their mind. One of the kids gets pissed and shoots up the school in the end. I believe the shooter also rapes a young girl earlier in the movie."|
|a touching video about being bullied||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyaV5q-3DGk|
|You know what I hate!?!?||Culture. I've been pissed out of my mind all night thinking about it. I should have been born a chimp. I would even settle for a post-language hunter-gatherer society.|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||Enculturing human children is already terrifying enough, but enculturing other apes is something out of the cruelest nightmare. I don't know of anything more worthy of crying over. Rest in peace, little buddy. You're free from the rape of civilization now.|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||I should call in on John Zerzan's radio program about Travis. I'm really surprised that I haven't been able to find anything he's written or said about the incident, considering how often he brings up random acts of violence. It seems like Travis would be a poster-chimp of his philosophy.|
|Well known photo's that struck you?||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9A51jN19zw||Tianenmen square "tank man" - response to someone who mentioned it|
|Jury won't indict teacher for Columbine threat [4/20/2011]||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Unive ... e_shooting|
|Shots fired at Virginia Tech again.||This doesn't seem at all notable as far as "school violence" goes compared to when that guy beheaded that other student at Virginia Tech.|
|Jury won't indict teacher for Columbine threat [4/20/2011]||I can't really remember too much about her offhand, but I don't think she had anything to do with the Columbine archetype of mass murderers and never referenced it. The TruTV article was good if you want to learn more about her.|
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/noto ... hop/1.html
|Do you hate Comic Sans?||I hate every facet of language, along with the entire concept of aesthetics.|
|You know what I hate!?!?||I spent all day ruminating over how much I hate culture. Now I've calmed down and am left lying on the floor, numbly perplexed over the foreign concept of loving life.|
|Where would you live?||Any place and any time before language infected humans.|
|Disturbing Films and Literature||The Stepford Wives (1975) upset me. Gory shockumentaries are a joke compared to the terror of cultural indoctrination.|
|What are you reading?||In the Shadow of Man.|
|Where would you live?||Now wombats, they're a completely different story.|
|Reveal Your Inner Nerd !||Don't bother. I barely play any video games, let alone any modern ones, but I bought it because it was being universally described as the most immersive virtual world to have ever existed. In actuality, every aspect of the game is designed solely around the facilitation of its mindless combat system. I was so disappointed that I got 6000 words into typing a review lambasting everything about it until I realized that my disappointment was my fault for being so foolish as to allow myself to be excited, especially over something that I should have known would be awful.|
|Two dead in Belgian shooting.||This is the only massacre I can think of where the amount injured was significantly higher than in the initial reports, instead of the normal drastic reduction.|
|How did you find this forum?||There was a student from Columbine who posted here years ago, I think in 2007 or 2008. He apparently got in some trouble for saying how much he hated DeAngelis, or something like that. I'm sure MnM remembers it better than I do.|
|You know what I've always wanted to do?||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyECnddUOkQ&t=0m45s|
Although since there were two of them, I guess they wouldn't need it.
|253||12/16/2011||Dreams||Today I dreamt a Columbine reference for the first time. I've probably never had one before because I've scarcely ever cared about Columbine.|
I began my dream by waking up at age 14 in my extremely dark bedroom during a power outage. I knew that there were ghoulies outside my locked door, roaming around the rest of the house. I tried to get my pocket flashlight to work, but it wasn't consistently staying on. Replacement batteries didn't help, so I instead tried using my backup flashlight: a partially-filled roll of dimes. I spent a while fumbling around with loose dimes, trying to fill up the roll, and eventually "my brother" came up to the other side of the locked door. He told me that he needed my help with the ghoulies. I was saying, "Oh, fuck off. I know you're not my brother. You yourself are one of the ghoulies", as I was continuing to fumble around trying to fill the roll of dimes. I ended up not having enough dimes to entirely fill it, but at least I had enough for it to give off a dim ray of light. I got out of bed and prepared for a fight with the ghoulies. I went downstairs as my flashlight dream-vanished, but at this point the rest of the house was dimly lit anyway. As I was about to go into the kitchen, a huge purple monster with long arms leapt forth from around a corner and pinned me against a wall. It sort of looked like this:
http://www.raukusbaukus.com/images/grap ... ilcher.jpg
I realized that it was some student I knew when I was 12. He tried talking to me, and basically said something to the extent of, "Everyone picked on me for being a huge purple monster, and so now I'm going to go Columbine. I already went to a bunch of other kids' houses to find a partner, but they refused my offer, so I ate them. You're next on the list. Do you want to join me?". The way it apparently worked was that I could get bitten by him and then choose which form I wanted to be in at will. I thought, why not get bitten by him so I could become a cool purple monster whenever I pleased, and then just use my new monster powers to kill him right after he bites me? So I was like, "Sure, bro". He kept trying to bite different parts of me, but it always ended in me whining, "Ooowwwwww", he would let go, look at the spot, and say, "I didn't bite long enough! It didn't work".
We went through this for quite a while, and then I had the thought that, "You shouldn't just bite me -anywhere-. It should be high up on my arm so people don't see the mark, the same reason why doctors inject patients on their arm (dream logic). He rolled up my sleeve, pointed at my vein, and I said, "No! Doctors would find out because they inject there, of course! It has to be higher". He kept pointing to various places as we were walking around the house, but none of them seemed suitable to me. He gradually dream-changed into having an awfully-constructed syringe in his hand with all sorts of bent needles all over it, and I procrastinated by getting him to talk about the music he liked. I had decided at this point that I should just kill him rather than wait to get turned into a cool therianthrope because his needles were really starting to freak me out. Then I realized, "Hey, if you were feigning my brother's voice, then that means you must have killed him!"
I ran down to the basement as he was assuring me he hadn't done anything, and I saw my brother soundly asleep. I went back up the stairs and saw an opportunity to kill the huge purple monster, seeing as he had transformed into a cardboard box. I shred apart the box as dawn approached while he was complaining about how confusing I was. "All the other students just screamed at me, but you accepted me, and now what are you doing? You're tearing me apart!", and I told him to shut up or something like that as I tore apart the last bit of cardboard.
My brother walked up the stairs, but it wasn't really him! He had been brainwashed into believing that he was someone else from my childhood, whom I'll call Billy, and he had even been made up to look sort of like him. I asked him who he thought he was, and sure enough he said Billy, and that he was moving away to college. I followed him into the garage, trying to find a way to convince him that he wasn't Billy before it was too late. Once I entered the garage, my nonexistent kindergarten-age sister was blocking my path while crying for some reason. I affectionately embraced her in my arms and tenderly kissed her. She woefully said, "I don't want you to kiss me" as her crying got worse. I was annoyed that she had been brainwashed into thinking there was something evil about kissing, so I picked her up and tossed her over the railing into a pile of cardboard boxes several feet below.
Heroically getting back to the task at hand, I looked out at the open garage door, where there were all sorts of non-existent relatives assembling outside in the full-blown morning. There was some fictional high-status male family member at the garage door reading from a scroll in his hands. He was giving the eulogy for my "dead" brother! There were some assorted people in the garage who were walking toward the outside, and I saw that among them were two pastors. My horror movie experience indicated that pastors help with all sorts of ghoulie problems, so I called them over and explained that my brother wasn't actually dead. They were shocked and agreed to help stop the ceremony. One of them followed me toward the eulogizer, but at this point, the garage was significantly larger and was extremely crowded, to the extent where I couldn't even pass anyone. Everyone stopped walking as they turned to look behind us at someone who was walking forward. It was apparently her birthday, so the only logical thing to do was hum the wedding march. The pastor and I sighed as we hummed with them, waiting for them to move forward again. The song ended, she stopped, and said, "I'm glad that you're all here today".
Various views of multiple explosions went through my mind, and at the end of it, a third-person overhead stationary view showed some WASPs in a residential park doing all sorts of recreational activities. Text appeared saying, "At least now there was plenty of space for racquetball". I realized that I had been watching a YouTube video, part 11/11. I thought, "Wow, that was a pretty surreal movie. I'm bookmarking this and I'll go back to look at the other parts later". I woke up in real life and realized that YouTube would remove the videos from their website along with all internet references to them by the time that I managed to get online, so I typed this for posterity.
|Teachers on power trips||The power trips that you describe are going to be so prominent because of the entire philosophy behind education: the brutal indoctrination of pristine minds so as to propagate some delusional system of cultural values.|
|Teachers on power trips||Is it really so ideal to have good and efficient citizens? All they'll do is be more effective at propagating the system you hate. Power trips and bullying are just symptoms, not the disease itself.|
|Cumbria shootings||I'm surprised that there haven't been any changes to gun control considering that there were after Michael Ryan and Thomas Hamilton.|
|The Accent Thread||Now that you've made this topic, everyone is going to be bitching over who they think has the best accent. Expect another 500 posts in the Drama topic.|
|Burn all the PS3, Wii, 360, Flatscreens, Smart phones, ipads||Literature is simply another coping mechanism for children who've been mindfucked by culturapists. They're carried to other worlds in the stream of semen.|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||Well, I feel schizophrenic.|
|RIP Travis the Chimp!||My call starts at 38:00.|
http://www.archive.org/search.php?query ... 12-20-2011
It didn't go as horribly as I anticipated. I wish that I hadn't spoken nonstop about Travis for so long, but I didn't want to seem crazy by randomly bringing up a chimpanzee for unknown reasons. And despite my failed attempt at having a normal voice, I at least sounded less incoherent than usual. I normally speak much softer and swifter, with less articulation, less inflection, and more mumbling.
|Topic for all Columbine-related movies/tv shows||A deleted scene from Klass:|
|The difference is that Anders Breivik is a political reationary whose propaganda of the deed just happened to involve mass murder. I think he has more to do with political assassins who attacked single targets than he has to do with 99% of mass shooters; even ones like Baruch Goldstein.|
|The random question thread...||How many American women in this decade never remove their body hair? I can't find practically anything on it, and the implication seems to be that it's around 1%.|
|Guilty Musical Pleasures||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHPS6q74BU|
|The random question thread...||?:(|
I think you misread that.
|You know what I hate!?!?||Value is such a crazy thing.|
|You know what I hate!?!?||I hate going through these extremely rare instances of wild mood swings that I have. I think this was the only time this year for me. I was as depressed as I get during my last post, and I'm fine with the interminable depression that I normally have, but now I'm incoherently giddy with glee. Well, relative to my baseline... Except now that I'm giddy, I can't really say that I hate it because I think everything is delightful.|
If depressives cut themselves to feel better, I wonder what cutting a happy-go-lucker would do. Santa's supposed to be jolly. I hope he visits me tonight so I can find out.
|13 Families or 15 Families?||14 families. Eric was a monster|
|New Year`s Resolutions for 2012||Pfft, goals are artificial impositions of deprivation. I'm content to mope on the floor 24/7.|
|First Impressions||Until 2006, I just knew that there was some time when two bullied kids went to their high school library and shot everyone who wore hats.|
That's still pretty much all I know.
|271||12/28/2011||Topic for all Columbine-related movies/tv shows||I've been looking through the many movies and shows listed here that I hadn't seen, and Grey's Anatomy season 7 episode 11 "Disarm" references a shooting at the hospital earlier in the series. It turns out that the lovechild of Clay Duke and Robert Stewart was in season 6 episodes 23 & 24, tearing apart all the love dodecahedra.|
And earlier I forgot to add Klass: Elu pÃ¤rast. I don't recommend it to anyone who saw Klass.
|You know what I hate!?!?||I hate having to take a moment to think if I mean "east" or "west", every single time.|
|Where did you get your sig?||I can never hear "Bon Jovi" without thinking of Danilo Guades, one of the most prolific non-shooting mass murderers, who flaunted a giant effigy of Bon Jovi on the shirt he wore during his attack.|
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/utenriks/artik ... tid=140575
|What's up with transhumanists?||I don't have any clue what transhumanists are thinking. My wet dream is living in the wild with apes, and theirs is living in a computer with AI. What's the mindset behind transhumanism?|
|You know what I hate!?!?||What is "chemical imbalance" even supposed to mean? Why don't hunter-gatherers need antidepressants? I swear, a psychiatrist could take a perfectly fine chimpanzee away from its jungle, confine it in captivity, and when the chimp gets depressed, they would say, "This chimpanzee has a chemical imbalance. What? A correlation between enculturation and depression? But culture brings us meaning and beauty. Get out of my way, caveman-wannabe. I need to prescribe this chimp some Xanax".|
|What's up with transhumanists?||I entirely recognize that value is a delusion. I'm not condemning them: I genuinely want to understand why they love technology. I can't at all relate to why they desire even more civilization than the amount that's already been imposed onto them.|
|You know what I hate!?!?||Only if you factor in infant mortality, but that's even more of an indication why they should be needing antidepressants, not the opposite. And yet somehow, it's we domesticated humans that need antidepressants while hunter-gatherers are the happy ones.|
|You know what I hate!?!?||I hate how I spend 99% of my time upset about culture, when life itself is the problem. Culture just adds insult to injury.|
|Any of you actually watched this?||:(|
|Topic for all Columbine-related movies/tv shows||Oh, dear God. The school shooter in the episode of Homicide: Life on the Streets was the host of the children's show Blues Clues. I guess going away to school didn't turn out too well for him.|
This tragedy could have been prevented. Steve showed all of the warning signs.
Anyway, since Megaupload is gone, here's Mad_Bomber's list:
I've now seen all of the fiction mentioned in these topics except for the following. PM me if you know of a free non-torrent source for any of these in English audio or with English subtitles:
Death Scenes 2 (1992)
La classe de neige (1998) (I found something under this title that was also about a ski trip, but it was a gay porno. Maybe I just don't understand French cinema, but it seemed like a rather liberal interpretation of "shooting". ?:( )
Detention: The Siege at Johnson High (1997)
Heart of America (2002)
American Yearbook (2004)
Purgatory House (2004)
The Division - Zero Tolerance - S04E21 (2004)
Empire Falls (2005)
The Janitor's Office (2007)
Himo kiusata (2009)
Little Angels (?)
And here are some others which haven't been mentioned:
Massacre at Central High (1976)
The more allegorical precursor to Heathers.
Degrassi High - Show Time: Part 1 - S02E10
Law & Order - Deadlock - S17E09
Eduardo Sencion meets Hank Carr meets Maksim Gelman meets Karel Charva (meets Jack Ruby?) in this orgasm of mass murder. Well, at least by generic-investigative-drama standards.
Law & Order- Rubber Room - S20E23
Over-the-top Columbine references, although they forgot to include the one about police negligence.
Gilmore Girls - Like Mother, Like Daughter - S02E07
Several references in the beginning to trench-coated loners with duffel bags.
The Inbetweeners - The Fashion Show - S03E01
A throwaway joke,
There's also a pudgy balding British pederast named Tom who has the surname of a prominent American politician and goes around undressing boys. A reference to Tom Hamilton?
And three docudramas:
Hostage: Do or Die - Negotiating with a Mad Man - S01E02
Hank Carr, although I don't really consider him a mass murderer.
Hostage: Do or Die - Palm Bay Rampage - S01E03
William Cruse; fairly retro.
Hostage: Do or Die - Lindhurst High School - S01E05
Eric Houston; a surrogate for the unattainable Detention: The Siege at Johnson High?
And a movie based on David Gray, which I didn't think was particularly enjoyable, but still way better than what I remember of Polytechnique:
Out of the Blue (2006)
And although Horror High (1974) doesn't involve a school shooting, it's the earliest depiction of a high-school-outcast-turned-murderer that I know of, released half a year before Bad Ronald (1974) (and was filmed in the same year as the book was published); and while Bad Ronald is more on the serial killer side, Horror High deals more with the school shooter archetype, indicated in lines as explicit as, "All my life, I've been bothered and pushed around by the 'Rogers'... Well, not anymore! Now they're afraid of me!". And at 53:25, I think we've heard that a bunch of times:
And this has nothing to do with anything... But I just thought that there was a cute resemblance between Ben in Willard (1971) and wittle Mr. Mumps. Everyone loves rodents!~
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5097/544 ... d1ca93.jpg
|Earliest movie portrayal of a mass/spree shooting?||I found it!~|
Massacre at Central High (1976)
|I came across a Chris Helms YouTube comment||I was looking through the comments on the "Michale Graves - Nobody Thinks About Me" video and did a double take when I thought I recognized someone.|
even though their solution to being bullied wasnt the best of choices, i still feel worse for eric and dylan than anyone else in that school! their lives were so bad, they couldnt go a full day without being physically abused by jocks or made fun of by anyone else. their nicknames were the outcasts! but god, they kill 13 people and bullies still dont undertand the consequences of their actions! there have already been 5 school shootings in the US this year! one at harvard! people need to lay off
BboyZero100 1 year ago (4 likes)
He was probably talking about Mitchell Heisman's 9/18/2010 suicide, which means that he would've typed this very shortly before his 9/21/2010 school shooting.
|Whatever happened to Kenneth Eng?||This is the last that I heard of him:|
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninsca ... _kenne.php
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninsca ... ng_thr.php
I have the video that he uploaded after Virginia Tech in case anyone wants it. It doesn't seem to be anywhere on the internet anymore.
|I came across a Chris Helms YouTube comment||That's weird. I know that the Latest Activity date can be glitchy, but assuming that it's right, then I don't know who he could be talking about other than Mitchell Heisman. Maybe he thought that there was a school shooting at Harvard because Amy Bishop got her PhD there. Does anyone have any ideas?|
|A plane to Barbados, $5,000,000, and a Togo's sandwich||I was recently thinking about how hostage situations so very often involve demands for a getaway. Is there a single modern instance when non-state hostage takers have successfully gotten a non-sabotaged automobile/helicopter/whatever from negotiators?|
|286||2/26/2012||You know what I hate!?!?||I hate how life-apologists say (or rather, the very few of them who do anything other than mock you), "Life isn't all suffering. What about the simple pleasures, like eating ice cream?"|
They always use that example. Even if I didn't recognize the flaws in their assertion, when I think of ice cream, I can only see a repugnant lump of pus crushed out of cows' bloody nipples, who spend their entire lives confined in filth, where they're periodically raped so that they're incessantly pregnant, after which their calves are seized from them, destined to live the life of veal, with their only relief being an early death. From there, I always ride the pessimism train down different tracks until it inevitably leads me to contemplating over 500 million years of animals cannibalizing each other. Excuse me for not being thrilled by the extra jimmies on my ice cream cone.
|287||2/27/2012||Totally random||http://kimbofo.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345 ... 970c-300wi|
|Any of you know of any others that are not on this list?||http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-tIflr4E0&t=7m50s|
There have been many that aren't on that list, although I'm not very familiar with them. I think I remember this having a lot listed:
There were two teenagers who were arrested after one of them left their journal in a McDonald's, as memorialized by Sabratha's Bullet Time.
One of them was caught a second time a couple years later with another student.
|Anxiety and fear in American society: a history||I could go in a hundred different ways with this, but I'll try to make it as entirely relevant to AS55's post as I can, instead of rambling about chimpanzees and who-knows-what-else.|
Columbine wasn't an isolated incident: it was the apex of a string of school shootings which began increasing with Lu Gang and Wayne Lo in the early 1990s. Despite American students committing fewer school shootings in 2000-2009 than they did in 1990-1999, the rate of attempts actually increased beyond their pre-Columbine level. Columbine caused Americans to begin taking the potential for school shootings seriously, and thus many attempts which were expected to have been carried out have instead been prevented. And since 1999, there has been an increase in foreign school massacres committed in countries where, as Sabratha's Bullet Time phrases it, there isn't the "operational history" of Columbine.
In any event, it's myopic to telescope on school shootings when they've comprised a small percentage of the larger trend of mass murders, which are carried out in all sorts of contexts; but they always occur in contexts which involve some permutation of alienation, which has been part and parcel with societal "progress". This relationship can be seen with the Chinese mass stabbings. There were some sparse incidents throughout the 20th century, but the rate began to rise in the 1990s and erupted in the early 2000s, corresponding to China's rapid "economic development", culminating in the infamous spate of elementary school stabbings of 2010.
American mass murders were less prevalent before Richard Speck precipitated their rise in 1966. My best estimate for the -absolute- minimum amount of mass murders in the US since 1966 is 960. I would be surprised if there weren't a minimum of somewhere around 1500 in reality, but we'll just vaguely say that there have been over 1000. If you were trying to measure alienation in a society, what could be a more blatant indication? And it's glib to dismiss them as not being indicative of anything just because there have been over a thousand of them instead of over a hundred thousand, or however many you think are necessary, because mass murdering is so ridiculously over-the-top of a response that very few people are prone to do it under any circumstances. But just look at how many fans you can find for all different types of mass murderersâ€”not just the Reb & VoDkA bunchâ€”, and beyond these fans are countless more people who can sympathize with them; and beyond these are millions more who never think of relating the circumstances of their lives to anyone else but instead just go through the motions of life incessantly dissatisfied with their environment.
Thinking of this society as the default state of existence is the reason why you think that humans would be "not well" for "no reason whatsoever". Civilization has not been present for 99% of the existence of hominids, and the only way that it's ever sustained is by indoctrinating each new child for years on end. The "wellness" that you speak of is solely defined by a child's submission to this process and their subsequent capacity to propagate civilization themselves. When civilization exists in a form where all forms of alienation (among many other things) are rampant, as can be seen in the most recent incarnation within the last fifty years which AS55 talked about, new children will end up "not well" in all sorts of ways. You don't even have to touch a topic as cryptic as mass murder to see an indication of this: you can look at a single symptom as egregious as the proliferation of antidepressants. And look in your own life. You've said that you're afflicted by unrelenting anxiety and that you're afraid to leave your house. Do you really think that the way you feel is not symptomatic of anything other than your own inexplicable defectiveness?