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time allotment2/132/142/152/162/172/182/19
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PunAll day longMy friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face. I replied, "because I'm feeling light headed."My friend told me my wife and daughter look like twins. I told him they were separated at birth.My wife tells me men in camouflage look sexy. I just don't see it.Did you hear about the soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray attacks? He's now a seasoned veteran.Santa is adding another reindeer for a whole new look this year. And he's sleighing it!What do you call a mallard sneaking a glance? Peking duck.Puns about body parts are usually corny, but puns about eyes are even cornea.
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Warmup5 min3 rounds: inchworm, bar hang, 10 squats3 rounds: twisting lunges, paleo chair, 25 jumping jacks3 rounds: over the fence/under the fence, 10 pass throughs, 3 clean bar warmups3 rounds: toy soldier, 10 scapular pull ups, 10 squats3 rounds: monkey, 5/5 hip touches, 10 body rocks3 rounds: crab, bar hang, 3 snatch bar warmups3 rounds: bear, Kip swings, 10 sit ups
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Skill5 minGrease the groove, cleansPush pressHigh hang cleanToes to barKipping pull upsHigh hang snatchKb snatch
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Strength15 minAlt 5: 5 Shoulder press, 5 negative pullups5x5: Sumo deadliftAlt 5: 2 hang cleans + 1 jerk, L PullupsAlt 5: handstand walk, 3/3 back rack lunges5x5 Front squatsAlt 5: 3 hang snatches, hollow holdsAlt 5: (x) strict toes to bar, 5/5 one leg kB deadlifts
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Workout15 min4 REFT (7 hang cleans, 11 Box jumps, 17 wall ball sit ups, 1 min rest)Bar facing burpees, sit ups, push presses4 REFT (40 Jump rope, 30 squats, 20 push ups, 90 sec rest)4 REFT (12 Push press, 12 Lateral box jumps, 12 toes to bar, 90 sec rest)4 REFT (12 Burpees, 10 v-ups, 8 pull ups, 90 sec rest)2 REFT (25 Tuck jumps, 10 overhead lunges, 90 sec rest, 15 thrusters, 10 overhead lunges, 90 sec rest)4 REFT (10 Broad jumps, 10/10 kb snatches, 20 supermans, 90 sec rest)
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Ending5 minThread the needle, forward bend1/2 crucifix, calf stretchDown dog, plowSeated forward bend, triangleChild's pose, up dogShoulder band stretches