The Sages Say Monster Generator

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1	What does the sage tell you about the monster?	It is said they come from the plane of fire, and look the most like badgers. In size they are somewhat large, and they are usually found in small groups. They are known to be of middling intelligence, and all that they want is to undo what is good. Their way of life is known for subtle and dry humor, and they are noted for their skills as muleskinners and artillerists. Their hearts are filled with docility. They are most often found in the wilderness, where they sleep. Those who gaze upon them note the pincers, that they smell somewhat of rancid flesh, and hear rambling. They are said to be able to burrow into living flesh, while being sore troubled by the inability to cause wounds. But others say their trouble is not as significant as it seems. Mostly they fight with axes. Some seek to use them as trophies. Everyone that meets them finds them to be uncommonly alien.
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4	Origin	the plane of fire	Move	14
5	Base Type 1	badgers	Melee AB	7
6	Base Type 2		Shooting AB	5
7	Size	somewhat large	Attacks	1
8	No Appearing	in small groups	Attack Type 1	axes
9	Intelligence Score	8	Attack Type 2
10	Intelligence Description	of middling intelligence	HD	7
11	Motivation	to undo what is good	AC (Descending)	4
12	Culture	subtle and dry humor	Init Bonus	1
13	Jobs 1	muleskinners	Save	6
14	Jobs 2	and artillerists	Morale	5
15	Internal State	docility
16	Internal State 2		No. Appearing	1d4
17	Environment	in the wilderness	Size	Large (7-12')
18	Behavior(s)	sleep	Intelligence	8
19	Sights	the pincers
20	Sounds	rambling	Notes
21	Smells	rancid flesh	sleep, burrow into living flesh, weakness: the inability to cause wounds
22	Abilities	burrow into living flesh
23	Weaknesses	the inability to cause wounds
24	Contradiction	not as significant as it seems
25	Attacks 1	axes
26	Attacks 2
27	Usefulness	as trophies
28	Adjective	uncommonly
29	How Regarded	alien
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31	Attribution:	Many of the appearances, abilities, and other elements appearing in these tables were drawn from descriptions of monsters in the Rules Cyclopedia, 1st Edition AD&D Monster Manual, 2nd Edition AD&D Monstrous Manual, the Fiend Folio, all three Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendices, Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 1st Edition, Fire on the Velvet Horizon, Veins of the Earth, Frostbitten & Mutilated, Red & Pleasant Land, Maze of the Blue Medusa, Monstrosities, The Tome of Horrors III, The Book of Mice, The Book of Tigers. Should anything appearing here be insufficiently broken-down for any of the authors of those works, I will gladly remove or change them.
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