Mixtape Request Form & Questionnaire
Presented by: David M. Thank you for your patronage. Average response time is 3 business days.
Desert Island Albums
You have been exiled to a desert island following your disastrous invasion of Russia, and are allowed as your sole luxury only five musical albums. List the five albums you would take with you. This is assuming you will use these records for the purpose of aesthetic enjoyment and not for, say, food or shelter.
Personal Theme Song
Congratulations! The rights to your life story have been bought by a major movie studio and will be made into a film directed by Ron Howard and starring Michael Keaton as *you*. (Assuming you are male, of course. If you are female, you will be portrayed onscreen by Michael Keaton anyway. He has tremendous range, you know.) In any case: What's the title of the movie, and what song should be played over the opening credits?
Please describe (roughly) what you’ve been listening to in the past few weeks:
Indicate the tools and methods you normally use to find new music:
Friends / Word of mouth
Ye Olde Print Media (like Rolling Stone, Spin, newspapers, etc.)
Ye New E-Media (like Pitchfork, All-Music Guide, Metacritic, etc.)
Live shows / festivals
Please signify how receptive you would be to the following genres of music appearing on your mix.
Sweet zombie Jesus! Don’t you dare play any
I’d rather not hear any
Eh, I’m ambivalent towards
Sure, I wouldn’t mind some
I really want
Country and Bluegrass
Rap / Hip Hop
Uh, just weird shit in general
You Are David Koresh
Oh no! You and the Branch Davidians are holed up inside the Mount Carmel Center, under siege by the US Government. Current Attorney General Janet Reno has decided to use noise pollution as a tactic to get you to surrender. What vile, obnoxious, pathetic excuse for a song should she pick to blast through the government loudspeakers on an endless loop in an attempt to wear down your mental defenses and crush your spirit?
Optional - Please indicate if you’d like this mixtape to have a particular purpose or theme (e.g. dance mix, driving mix, breakup mix, only-Canadian-musicians mix, etc.)
Optional – Please specify a preferred length. Default is approx. 80 min.
How would you like your mix sent to you? PM? Email? CD via snail mail? Carrier pigeon? Make sure to leave some contact info here so I can get back to you!
Please include any additional pertinent (or not so pertinent) information that wasn’t covered in the above fields.
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