Interactive Butthurt Report v. 2.0
(Interactive version of the Butthurt Report created by
) Created & Updated by @OaklandElle Completed forms posted at
Name of Complainant
Write the name of the person experiencing the Butthurt here.
Causer of the Butthurt
Write the name of whomever or whatever caused the Butthurt here.
Time of the Butthurt
At what time did you experience the Butthurt?
Date of the Butthurt
On what day did you experience the Butthurt?
Location of the Butthurt
Where did the Butthurt occur?
Message board or other forum post
Twitter, Facebook, or other social networking site
Random joke, cartoon, or news item
Multiplayer online game
Cause of the Butthurt
What happened to make you Butthurt?
Someone wrote a post that I didn't agree with
Someone posted a picture I didn't like
Someone wrote a story or anecdote that brought up Bad Memories and made me cry
Someone mucked up the storyline in my RP
I found out my internet boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me
Someone posted pornography and sullied my innocent eyes
Someone posted pornography and my boss saw it and now I'm in trouble
I got totally spanked in a very public argument
I asked for critique on something I created and got it
Symptoms of the Butthurt
Please list any symptoms you experienced as a result of the Butthurt
The Butthurt made me cry my own tears
There was permanent mental scarring from the Butthurt
I lost sleep over the Butthurt
I missed or arrived late to work because of the Butthurt
I was forced to employ a coping mechanism (ie. turning off my computer and going outside) as a direct result of the Butthurt
I had to make an emergency phone call that used up valuable anytime minutes as a result of the Butthurt
I had to use some of my monthly text messages to text a friend over the Butthurt
I am now experiencing Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from typing up long-ass Butthurt rebuttals
Please give additional details about the Incident of the Butthurt.
Please describe the incident of Butthurt in detail, replicate all Butthurt communications, add links to supplemental pictures, post any screenshots taken as evidence, etc. here
Did you take any action against the Causer of the Butthurt?
Please list any actions you took in response to your Incident of Butthurt
I wrote a response that was over 9000 words long, detailing the extent of my butthurt, and emailed it to them or posted it in their blog comments
I sent an incoherent flame to them from a dummy account
I used a spam program to send them multiple flame emails
I organized a DDOS attack on their server/website
I got all my friends together and organized a flamewar
I had this person doxed and posted it online everywhere I could think of, hoping they would either get swatted, or a bag of flaming poo on their doorstep, because that will teach them a lesson
I submitted their information to Chris Hansen and am awaiting their appearance on "To Catch a Predator"
I realized that arguing on the internet is usually pointless, and found something else to do with my time
I did not take any action against them
What should be the consequences for the Causer of the Butthurt?
Please tell us how you think the Causer of the Butthurt should be punished for this transgression.
They are a big, mean poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever, or at least until they learn that I am right and superior and they are wrong and should bow down and worship me now
They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot on their own front porch
They and their ilk deserve to be rounded up and left on a desert island. With no internet.
There should be laws to punish people like that
They should be kicked out of America, because it's the home of the Free and we just don't DO stuff like that here
They should be held just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world
I should be given access to all of their personal information, so that I can stalk them
I was not kidding about wanting them to be swatted.
They should be publicly humiliated on the internet for hurting my feelings
None, I'll get over it by myself eventually, I just needed to vent
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