Has this thread made you go all ‘mmmmm…’. Has this thread broadened your WoT horizon or at least made your binocular vision slightly better? If it has, share the wealth, my friend. Don’t be stingy.

Does this thread make you scratch your head? Do you feel the undeniable need to google a lot? Can’t seem to lose your confused expression? It could mean a myriad of things.

Do you sit in front of the computer, shooting milk out of your nose? First of all, milk? Really? And secondly, you got the right thread.

Did this person know who killed Asmodean before RJ did? Does this person recite the Aiel battle song in the shower? If the answer to both is yes, then you’ve hit the mark.

Does this person keep talking and talking in discussions until people agree with them just to shut them up? Is this person a fan of stating their opinion and defending it to death (their own or that of their counterpart)?

Does this person compile the most surreal and complex games that leaves you sucking your thumb in a fetal position?

 Is there such a thing?

Does this member reek newbiness? Is this member more cow-eyed than…a cow? Is every action followed by irritating enthusiasm?

 If every time you read this person’s posts, you giggle to the point where your co-workers think you’re a deranged weirdo who should be hospitalized, then you should know what to do.

If the amount of spamming this member produces could feed a third world country, then you have the right person in mind.  

If this person is so nice it makes you want to puke a little, then you’re probably looking in the right place.

If this person enjoys making fun of ugly babies in their spare time, it’s a good sign.

Know a member that has refused to go away in the last 4+ years? Someone who makes the rest of us look bad with the amount of work they put in? Let them know that they suck.

Best signature Artist (duh).

What is your favorite thing about Dragonmount, aside from random crashing and board deletion?

Cause we're awesome and indulge in your fantasies...

Basically, the group that has most members. ^_^

The group that managed to get back from rehab and make things right again.

The group leader that has managed to effectively seem like they’re doing all the work, while secretly… probably doing all the work.

If you think this member is the best thing that ever happened to the site then you’re prolly wrong, but this is the place to feed your illusions.

The RP group with the best looking people in it.

The RP group with the best looking people in it, with the aid of surgical correction.

Best patron in the Roleplay realm.

A Roleplayer that makes it worth a while to read long posts. Almost.

Best party and cocktail organizer.

Who’s the prettiest and most articulate of them all?

Most capturing and tantalizing thread out there. Preferably with tentacles.