Interactive Butthurt Complaint Form - Twitter Version
Created and curated by @OaklandElle
Name of complainant
Write your Twitter handle here.
Causer of the Butthurt
Write the Twitter handle(s) of the person(s) responsible for your Butthurt here.
Date of the Butthurt
On what day did your Incident of Butthurt occur?
Cause of the Butthurt
What happened that got you all worked up?
Someone tweeted something I disagreed with, or disagreed with something I tweeted.
Someone got their friends to gang up on me in a very public argument.
Someone argued with me and used logic and facts to make me look like an idiot.
Someone called me a bigot, and they were right.
I'm just so misunderstood.
Someone called me a name I did not like.
Someone posted an image that offended me.
Someone posted an image that offended my co-workers and/or boss and now I'm in trouble at work.
Symptoms of the Butthurt
Please mark any symptoms you are experiencing as a direct result of your Butthurt.
Permanent mental scarring
Distraction, resulting in tardiness to work, school, or other commitments
Incoherent emergency phone calls, which use up precious anytime minutes on your cellular plan
Extremely Butthurt text messages to friends
Carpal tunnel as a direct response to typing out multi-tweet Butthurt retorts
Coping mechanisms: hugging cats, looking at cute pictures, shutting off the computer and going outside, etc.
Self-medication: alcohol, chamomile tea, ambien, etc.
Please provide additional information regarding the Incident of Butthurt
Please describe the incident of Butthurt in detail, replicate all Butthurt communications, add links to supplemental pictures, etc. Screenshots or it didn't happen.
Actions taken against the Causer of the Butthurt
Please list any retaliatory actions taken here.
Incoherent spam tweets from sock accounts
Initiated a flamewar and dragged all my friends into it
Trolled their timeline mercilessly with whiny tweets, gross pictures, and rickrolls
Doxed the perpetrator and posted the information all over the interwebz
Passed their information to Chris Hansen and am awaiting their appearance on "To Catch a Predator."
Ordered 9001 pizzas from Domino's on their behalf
I did not take any action, but I still want something done!
I realized that the best response to trolling is to ignore it
What should be the consequences for the Causer of the Butthurt?
Tell us how you would like to see this person suffer.
They should be kicked off the internet, because they were mean and we don't DO that here.
I hope Twitter suspends their account.
I hope they get Swatted.
I hope their jimmies are rustled from now until the end of eternity.
I hope they step in fresh dog poop every day for the next month.
I would like to be given all of their personal information, so that I can stalk them and make them repent.
I hope they step on a lego. With bare feet. Seventeen times.
No further action is necessary, I just wanted to vent.
Please provide any additional comments here.
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