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Newt:Callista:NEW!!!! Antonin Scalia:NEW!!!! Mitch McConnell

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Constipated Space HippopotamusMoon EmpressAttention-whoring nematodeKentucky Turtle

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Toxic CannibalLizardoid "V" Queen

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Old Slob

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World’s largest known deposit of natural gas

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amoral chocolate-sucking anus

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whiny-ass titty-baby

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Magic Wizard

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human set of deflated bagpipes 

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whoopie cushion

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Great American Debater

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notoriously amoral old fraud

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Fart bag

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Great White Hope

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 really not-good-looking manthing

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fathead (pronounced "fah-theed")

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Check Kiting Gypsy

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a jackal with herpes

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everyone’s favorite adulterous grifter

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Overflowing colostomy bag

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Space Commander

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Ol’ Yeller

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rubber-lipped diamond-humper

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Please note: these are not in chronological, or any other, order

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