A guide to the conservative movement

A guide to the conservative movement : Sheet1


1		Teabagger	Paleocon	Corporate Con	Neocon	Theocon	Libertarian
2	Archetype	Sarah Palin	Pat Buchanan	Mitt Romney	Bill Kristol	Pat Robertson	Ron Paul
3	Purpose of Government	Hands off my Medicare!	Stop change	Make me money, bail me out	Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran...	Impose my god on everyone else	None
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5	In one word	Crazy	Paranoid	Greedy	Bloodthirsty	Zealot	Me!
6	Obama	Dictator	Communist	Socialist	Appeaser	Infidel	Tyrant
7	Biggest ally	Theocon	Libertarian	Neocon	Theocon	Neocon	Teabagger
8	Biggest rival	Corporate Con	Neocon	Teabagger	Paleocon	Corporate Con	Corporate Con
9	Pet concern	Taxes	Communists	Regulators	Empire	Legislating god	No laws
10	Immigration	Deport	Deport	Cheap labor!	Terrorists	Recruits	Bring 'em
11	International	Don't care	Isolationist	Is there oil?	Bomb already!	Spark the rapture!	Make trade, not war
12	Guns	Fight gov't tyranny!	Wolverines!	Ick!	Bigger!	For shooting doctors	The more, the merrier
13	Abortion	Ban it!	Bomb the clinic!	Who cares?	I'll pretend to care	Shoot the doctor!	Not my problem
14	Corporatism	Anti. In theory	Anti. In theory	Raison d'être	Gotta build bombs	Whatever	Über alles!
15	Race	We've got Herman Cain!	Whites Only	Moochers	Target practice	Obama is Atheist Muslim	No racial entitlements
16	Taxes	None!	None!	None!	Free wars!	Outsource to Norquist	Worse than Hitler
17	Gays	Ick	No special rights!	ixnay on the igotrybay	Who?	Sodom and Gomorrah	Who cares?

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