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Given Name *
Surname *
Hawthornes, Proudfeet, and Chippewa Falls Dawsons need not apply.
Kingdom to which you owe fealty *
No feuds - blood or otherwise - will be recognized.
Email
You know what it is
Phone #
So we can send you text messages that say "dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks" all weekend.
Do you want a rally pack? Cost is $20. *
Guaranteed to include at least a shirt that doubles as a catch rag, a floatation device, and a weapon.
Shirt Size *
Are you a tiny twink or a barrel-chested bear? Let us know! We have tunics for all types.
Are you a dude or wUt? *
Got a place to stay? *
Who's coming with you?
All harems, posses, entourages, and girlfriends MUST be declared.
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