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the letter list.
Honestly. Only terrible people *don't* like getting something in the mail besides bills and bad news.
By filling out the form below, you agree (only) to accept mail from benny. and I promise not to give your information away.
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name!
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(something to which the post office will deliver)
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address (physical, not email)
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text entry, to allow for international addresses.
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Want to get a birthday card?
(mm/dd... and hope I remember)
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Do you have any questions for me?
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(this is the only place you will get to influence your letters' content)
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this
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ice cream
fruity pebbles
good coffee
is how we do it
will always end poorly
will be nuked from space
is the only way
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