Ultimate Phil Hendrie Show Episode Guide (Master)

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1							Ultimate Phil Hendrie Show Guide
2							2014-10-25: Still updating the guide here and there. Watching out for 2004-2006 episodes that might have full guest bits but are not labeled as such. 2020-08-11 - Looks like philhendrieshowfans.com no longer exists.
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4	Segment code	Show date	Day	Hour	Characters, if show contains long form bits	Rerun?	Description	Special notes & special bits	Quotes and funny lines

5							WIOD-610 MIAMI (3/20/1994-9/27/1996)
6							SHOW TIME:
7	1996-??-??	1996	?				Bob Green & Phil talk to Larry King. [H]
8	1996-??-??	1996	?				Phil talks about toll roads. [H]
9	1996-??-??	1996	?				(Service calls) Latin Lover Ramón is a producer & comes on to a woman caller. [H]
10	1996-??-??	1996	?				(Service calls) Phil takes travel arrangements for Curtis Air (including a strip search). [H]
11	1996-??-??	1996	?				Harvey Wireman & Margaret Grey talk with listeners about the approaching Rose Parade. [H]
12	1996-09-??	9/1996	?				Phil's characters die: Harvey Wireman dies while choking on a tea bag, Margaret Grey jumps a bridge, Steve Wanell by self inflicted gunshots, Vic Perell evaporates during a psychic bit. [H]
13	1996-09-25a	9/25/1996	Wed	Hour 1				Auto-attendant bit.
14	1996-09-25b	9/25/1996	Wed	Hour 2			Steve Nichol bought the station and is setting up a Christian chapel for all the DJs. Phil talks about packing and moving. Talks to numerous callers.
15	1996-09-25c	9/25/1996	Wed	Hour 3			Phil talks to callers. Sonny Hirsch screws up the football show opener.
16	1996-09-25d	9/25/1996	Wed	Hour 4
17	1996-09-26a	9/26/1996	Thu	Hour 1			Brad Rifkin reports that the doctors are treating Dan Marino with leeches. Phil chats with callers about his time at WIOD, plays a little Delta blues harmonica. Jeff talks about how the towns on the Alaska Highway will buy your girlfriends off you for $10K.	Phil says he's getting to LA by train.
18	1996-09-26b	9/26/1996	Thu	Hour 2			Phil talks with callers saying farewells, does a number of very short bits. Chip Hanrahan with Hyzinga Properties.
19	1996-09-26c	9/26/1996	Thu	Hour 3			More farewell chat with callers.
20	1996-09-26d	9/26/1996	Thu	Hour 4			More farewell chat with callers.
21	1996-09-27a	9/27/1996	Fri	Hour 1	BGR		Bob Green is overseeing the sellout of his radio station. He talks to employees (characters).	Last Miami show.
22	1996-09-27b	9/27/1996	Fri	Hour 2			A character's daycare offers a woodworking shop and auto shop. Phil talks to callers. Brad The Booger: Phil rocks with the Buffalo Bills song, talks football as Brad.	Last Miami show.
23	1996-09-27c	9/27/1996	Fri	Hour 3			Rick Seiderman fills in for Phil Hendrie. Phil handles a wrong number to an after-school program, informing the lady that their youngster is a jockey now.	Last Miami show.
24	1996-09-27d	9/27/1996	Fri	Hour 4			Larry Grover attacks general manager Bob Green for making a fool out of him. Phil says goodbye to callers. Closes with Jimmy Buffett's "Lovely Cruise".	Last Miami show.
25							KFI-640 LOS ANGELES (10/7/1996-10/4/1999)	Not all recordings are available.
26							SHOW TIME 9 PM - 12 AM FROM 10/7/1996 TO APRX 8/29/1997 [LM]
27							The content of each hour before 3/29/1999 is not known since nearly all of those bootlegs are short and existing fan show logs are not divided by hour. Fan show logs also are not consistent with the order of bits, so they may not appear in the order shown here.
28	1996-10-07_	10/7/1996	Mon				Phil talks to Shaq O’Neal now in LA & the callers ask to talk to David G Hall about replacing the previous show with Phil [H].	Phil's first KFI show.
29	1996-12-17_	12/17/1996	Tue	Unknown	JSA		Jay Santos is a US Post office inspector who proudly says he burns letters to Santa, especially those without a return address. They do check for money and keep it for dice games.
30	1996-12-17_	12/17/1996	Tue	Unknown	DGH		David G Hall says parents are stupid robots to buy Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls for their kid [H].
31	1996-12-17_	12/17/1996	Tue	Unknown	MLE		Mavis Leonard is upset Bill Handel said the bad MF word; Phil talks to the callers about his show & fake callers. [H]
32	1996-12-24_	12/24/1996	Tue		RFA		Raj Fahneen fills in on Christmas Eve & asks why Santa promotes & Jesus does not [H].
33	1996-12-31_	12/31/1996	Tue				Phil talks with Orange County register Gary Lycan & talks about the ratings [H].
34	1997-??-??	1997	?				Bobbie Dooley wants to limit the time in which cigarettes are sold & banning smoking all together. [H]
35	1997-??-??	1997	?				Don invested money to charity & the show, which he robbed from a bank. [H]
36	1997-??-??	1997	?				Don is going to commit suicide in his car because he can't provide for his family. [H]
37	1997-??-??	1997	?				Father Poppic is a rude priest & Doug Dannger talks to an apologizing woman the following night. [H]
38	1997-??-??	1997	?				Lloyd Bonafide reports bad drivers to his friend at the DMV & screws with their driving record. [H]
39	1997-??-??	1997	?				Margaret Grey feels having a press pass she can you anywhere or get out of drunk driving (with a Ruth call). [H]
40	1997-??-??	1997	?				Ray Kraver talks about clubbing starving seals humanly with his wildlife containment rod. [H]
41	1997-01-??	1/1997	?				Rudy Canoza la la's to the callers & Phil announces he's gay (Alf & Jeff Dowder call in).
42	1997-01-20_	1/20/1997	Mon				Raj Fahneen fills in on Martin Luther King Day & talks about a river rescue; RC Collins says Luke Skywalker you’re an asshole & says Empire wasn't good. [H]
43	1997-01-27_	1/27/1997	Mon	Unknown	DGH		David G Hall is calling Phil on the carpet because Raj Fahneen called John & Ken "two Jew bastards". A kid plays an audio recording and it turns out he was really singing "two bastards" to the Star Wars theme. David disagrees. Dr Bill Grey says sex after 2 months of pregnancy can cause problems to the baby's head; Flashback - Raj Fahneen Star Wars song; Phil takes calls about Dr Grey.
44	1997-02-??_	2/1997	?	Unknown	HWI		Harvey Wireman claims an Aupair nanny can legally do anything they want to the child.
45	1997-03-27_	3/27/1997	Fri	Unknown	MLE		Mavis Leonard thinks her nephew will be eaten when he's sent to the wrong funeral (classic 'All you can eat nigger' bit!). [H]	Hendriepedia lists this as 3/28 but that's a Saturday.
46	1997-04-??	4/1997	?				Jeff Dowder claims he levitated a snipe frog & says its demeanor was ebullient.
47	1997-04-??	4/1997	?				Robert Leonard sings Get Down Tonight for an OJ defense fund.
48	1997-04-04_	4/4/1997	Fri				Mavis Leonard claims she assisted in suicide at an elderly home but kept quiet like all nurses; Phil blows up about all the lightweight callers tonight & asks the callers why do you listen if you don't like the show; Lloyd Bonafide says Phil caused his wife a heart attack & talks to an upset lady; Robert Leonard also joins in to complain to Phil about having Mavis on. [H]
49	1997-04-07_	4/7/1997	Mon				Col. John Baker talks about using an ice cream truck as a police decoy vehicle. [H]
50	1997-04-24_	4/24/1997	Thu	Unknown	DPA		Don Parsley got bit by a monkey and had unprotected sex with a married woman. He has a fever.
51	1997-04-28_	4/28/1997	Mon	Unknown	SBO		Steve Bosell is stalking a lady he likes, and feels that star 69 violates his privacy. Phil says he got into his first major argument with Maria this weekend; says he's an asshole while "Walk On The Wild Side" (Jimmy Smith) plays. R.C. Collins ends the show by talking about an earthquake & his dog Sparky.	Perhaps the earliest surviving recording of Steve Bosell.
52	1997-05-27_	5/27/1997	Tue		MLE		Mavis Leonard claims swallowing watermelon seeds will clog up your bowl movement [H].
53	1997-06-??	6/1997	?	Unknown			Brad Rifkin will mess with your credit if you don't come to his restaurant; RC Collins looks for a gray M&M to win a million dollars; Phil takes bad cell phone calls; RC Collins calls in to talk to a woman with a brain tumor. Dr Diaz of World Donor Org. uses the organs of live poor South America children; RC Collins looks again for the gray M&M. [H]
54	1997-06-??	6/1997	?	Unknown	RCC		RC Collins wants Phil to be his dad for Father's Day. [H]
55	1997-06-??	6/1997	?	Unknown	RCC		RC Collins kills his dog after eating the winning gray M&M. [H]
56	1997-07-11_	7/11/1997	Fri	Unknown			Phil got married today. He checks in live from the RMS Queen Mary in Long Beach, CA. Thanks various businesses and takes calls. RC Collins checks in.	PHIL'S WEDDING WITH MARIA.
57	1997-08-22_	8/22/1997	Fri	Unknown	BMG		Bob McGraw is selling a rain gauge for $15 in anticipation of an El Nino pattern. All proceeds are going to charity. Bob is evasive which one, but comes up with the "National Center for Pity and Hope".
58							NEW SHOW TIME 7-11 PM APRX 9/1/1997 UNTIL 5/17/1999 (FORMERLY 9 PM-12 AM) [LM]
59	1997-09-10_	9/10/1997	Wed	Unknown	DGH		David G Hall received a summons for jury duty. He thought it was hilarious because as manager of one of the biggest radio stations in LA, he doesn't have time for this. Sounds a bit like a Bob Green bit.
60	1997-09-26_	9/26/1997	Fri				David G Hall calls in upset that Phil is talking about Marv Albert & wearing woman's underwear. [H]
61	1997-10-??	10/1997	?	Unknown			Clara Nichols will alter your credit card slip if she doesn't get more than a 20% tip. [H]
62	1997-10-07_	10/7/1997	Tue				Phil's first year anniversary on KFI with Bud Dickman, Margaret Grey, David G Hall, Jeff Dowder, Steve Bosell, Roland Schwinn & Harvey Wireman.
63	1997-10-29_	10/29/1997	Wed	Unknown	JSA		Jay Santos is a homeowner who likes to nude sunbathe but had a neighbor's treehouse overlooking his yard. He knocked it down. The kid sleeping inside had to be hospitalized.
64	1997-10-29_	10/29/1997	Wed	Unknown	MLE		Mavis Leonard claims that she was cured of an aneurysm in the tire center at the Citadel shopping center in Commerce. She wants it restored back to the Roman Catholic mission she claims it once was. Callers say she's full of BS.
65	1997-11-??	11/1997	?	Unknown			Jeff Dowder calls in complaining that Phil's CD is late & wants his money back.
66	1997-11-??	11/1997	?	Unknown			RC Collins talks about the Alien movies & gets them all mixed up.
67	1997-11-03_	11/3/1997	Mon	Unknown	BRI		Brad Rifkin with Senior Express will buy groceries for senior citizens free of charge. All he needs is your ATM card and PIN.
68	1997-11-06_	11/6/1997	Thu	Unknown	LBO		Lloyd Bonafide has curbed his road rage by having a friend at the DMV put in false records, like suspending licenses, showing bench warrants, and listing cars as stolen. He doesn't get angry, he gets even.
69	1997-11-06_	11/6/1997	Thu	Unknown	CDO		Craig Dooley won't pay his electric bill for his air conditioner because he didn't expect it to be as hot as it is in Riverside [H].
70	1997-11-06_	11/6/1997	Thu	Unknown	WBE		Warren Benmen from Pet Sanctuary is stabilizing the coyote population by feeding them stray pets. [H]
71	1997-11-19_	11/19/1997	Wed	Unknown	LGR		Larry Grover says not to touch wild animals like raccoons, cougars, and mountain lions. They see us as a food source. Larry will use a 3-year old child as bait, then go after these animals bare-handed and put them in a choke hold.
72	1997-12-??	12/1997	?	Unknown			Ben Rothchild an Amateur Meteorologist explains how to prepare for El Nino. [H]
73	1997-12-??	12/1997	?	Unknown			Harvey Wireman talks about his book 'A Life On Trial' & his interesting cases. [H]
74	1997-12-12_	12/12/1997	Fri	Unknown	JDO		Jeff Dowder was robbed of $500 in front of his bank and claims it's federally insured. It turns out he was waving the money to some bums, showing them what they'd get if they worked. The bums grabbed it, and Jeff let them have it since he knew the money was insured.
75	1997-12-22_	12/22/1997	Mon	Unknown	RFA		Raj Fahneen's wife danced the Macarena.
76	1997-12-29_	12/29/1997	Mon	Unknown	BVI		Brass Olivera (Villanueva) couldn't get a ticket into Titanic, because the assholes at the movie theater are trying to keep the Latino man down.
77	1997-12-29_	12/29/1997	Mon	Unknown	JDO		Jeff Dowder is an airline pilot who says the cause of clear air turbulence is pilots who give the controls a shove to get passengers out of the aisles and back into their seats. Jeff argues with actual pilots in a bit similar to Art Griego.
78	1998-??-??	1998	?				Austin Amarka just doesn't understand the game of Basketball. [H]
79	1998-??-??	1998	?				Bobbie Dooley is worried about her son. Her and Steve believed he was hiding a dead body under his bed, but it turned out to be a muenster cheese sandwich. The smell was reminiscent of rotting corpses on Normandy Beach, which gave Steve wartime flashbacks. Finally, Bobbie admits that she is having her son's stool sample tested to determine what music he is listening to. [H]
80	1998-??-??	1998	?				Chris Norton wants to be picked to date Rosanne's daughters but only if they look good. [H]
81	1998-??-??	1998	?				Clara Bingham takes unusual care of the elderly at Leisure Village. [H]
82	1998-??-??	1998	?				David G Hall wants Phil to do World Cup Soccer for the Latino population. [H]
83	1998-??-??	1998	?				Jim Sadler will physically hit a woman during childbirth if they're too loud (Ruth). [H]
84	1998-??-??	1998	?				Larry Grover claims that Anthrax is just as harmless as bacteria infection. [H]
85	1998-??-??	1998	?				Larry Grover shares his views on the improper actions of Clinton & Monica. [H]
86	1998-??-??	1998	?			REMOTE	Live from Stimuland with Margaret Grey, Harvey Wireman, Bobbie Dooley, Mavis Leonard, RC Collins, Chris Norton, Rudy Canoza, Jeff Dowder, Lloyd Bonafide, Ted Bell, Bud Dickman, David G Hall, Steve Bosell, Art Bell, Raj Fahneen, Rick Monday, Ross Porter, Austin Amarka, Dave Oliva, Doug Dannger, Jay Santos & Jim Sadler. [H]	Stimuland
87	1998-??-??	1998	?				Lloyd Bonafide calls in while being chased by a Mexican because he tapped his bumper. [H]
88	1998-??-??	1998	?				Margaret Grey runs out of gas on PCH & is upset the CHP didn't deliver gas to her. [H]
89	1998-??-??	1998	?				Phil talks about mixing Frito's & chili & farting. [H]
90	1998-??-??	1998	?				Phil as a principal talks to a guy claiming a bomb threat. [H]
91	1998-??-??	1998	?				Phil exposes the show & talks to RC Collins who wants some tang. [H]
92	1998-??-??	1998	?				Roland Selve runs a Day Care center in an unusual way. [H]
93	1998-??-??	1998	?				Ted Bell is happy that Ford is putting in a trunk release because he once locked himself in his trunk. [H]
94	1998-01-??	1/1998	?				Father Poppic compares Bill Clinton's life to Jesus. [H]
95	1998-01-02a	1/2/1998	Fri	Hour 1	HWI	TAPE	BEST OF PHIL HENDRIE. Harvey Wireman defends a road rage incident.
96	1998-01-02b	1/2/1998	Fri	Hour 2	JDO	TAPE	BEST OF PHIL HENDRIE. Jeff Dowder supports UC Berkeley student David Cash deciding to be a bystander during a 1997 murder in Nevada. He says Cash needed to focus on his education
97	1998-01-02c	1/2/1998	Fri	Hour 3	JSA	TAPE	BEST OF PHIL HENDRIE. Jay Santos talks about customer relations saying that he doesn't like taking returns and customer service is not his focus. The bit is similar to a classic Bob Green one.
98	1998-01-02d	1/2/1998	Fri	Hour 4	CNO	TAPE	BEST OF PHIL HENDRIE. Chris Norton quit his job because he didn't get a bonus, and he's taken over his parents house and is having sex in the living room.
99	1998-01-07_	1/7/1998	Wed				MISSING	Bootleg titled 1998-01-07 is mislabeled; it's clearly introduced as the Second Anniversary Show (1998-10-07).
100	1998-01-16_	1/16/1998	Fri	All			Chris Norton is a collector of memorabilia of dead stars; Ted Bell helps out at giving away Super Bowl tickets – 9:00pm bit is mentioned but I don’t have). [H]