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| A | C | D | E | F | G | |
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1 | kana | Kanji | Type | Definition/s | Keyword | Mnemonic |
2 | ああ | | int | Ah!,Oh! | | |
3 | あう | 会う | u-v | to meet,to see | Out Of The Question! | A mother after she finds out her daughter is dating an older person. That`s out of the question! You can`t seem him ever again! |
4 | あお | 青 | n | blue | Ouch! | A meteorite just hit smurf village and there are gobs of blue scattered all over. Ouch! |
5 | あおい | 青い | adj | blue | Owie! | A meteorite just hit smurf village and there are gobs of blue scattered all over. Ouch! |
6 | あか | 赤 | n | red | A Car | That sexy, red car that your father got during his mid-life crisis. |
7 | あかい | 赤い | adj | red | A Car | That sexy, red car that your father got during his mid-life crisis. |
8 | あかるい | 明るい | adj | bright,cheerful | Acolyte | An acolyte (altar boy) in the cheery throws of revelation. |
9 | あき | 秋 | n-adv | autumn,fall | A Key | The key to enjoying autumn is to pay attention to the beautiful colors instead of the chilly weather. |
10 | あく | 開く | u-v,vi | to open,to become open | Ach! | This is the sound I made when I took a sip from a pepsi bottle only to realize that my friend had been using it as his chewing tobacco "spit cup." Imagine my open mouth, the bottle inches away, and my friend too entertained to stop me. |
11 | あける | 開ける | ru-v | to open | | |
12 | あげる | 上げる | ru-v | to give | Aggravate | Passengers in a car should never give much driving advice, as it tends to aggravate the driver |
13 | あさ | 朝 | n-adv,n-t | morning | A Sock | My parents used to drape a dirty sock over my face to wake me up in the morning. |
14 | あさごはん | 朝御飯 | n | breakfast | A sock on the hand | When I get up for breakfast I'm so tired I think put my socks on my hand. |
15 | あさって | | n-adv,n-t | day after tomorrow | As a tank | I screamed as a tank round blew me into the day after tomorrow. |
16 | あし | 足 | n | foot,leg | Ash | "Aww S**t" - what I say when I step my leg into the hot ashes around a camp fire. |
17 | あした | | n-t | tomorrow | Hasta la vista (sp?) | The terminator saying goodbye to his wife. "Hasta la vista, baby. I`ll see you tomorrow." |
18 | あそこ | | n | there,over there,that place | A soccer ball | You kicked a soccer ball all the way over there!? |
19 | あそぶ | 遊ぶ | u-v | to play,to make a visit | A sobbing child. | A child, sobbing because his mother has forbidden him to go play with his friend because he got in trouble at school. |
20 | あたたかい | 暖かい | adj | warm,mild | A tall tale guy | The children moved closer to the warm fire as a tall tale guy told scary stories. |
21 | あたま | 頭 | n | head | Atom | There are a countless number of atoms on a human head. |
22 | あたらしい | 新しい | adj | new | A tiny bit rash. | Turkey`s newest plans for an invasion into Northern Iraq might be just a tiny bit rash. |
23 | あちら | | n | there,yonder,that | A Cheerleader | That crowd over there needs a cheerleader to get them excited. |
24 | あつい | 暑い | adj | hot,warm | AACHIEWIE! (sneezing sound) | AACHIEWIE!!! First I just had a cold, but now my forehead is warm. I think I have a fever too. |
25 | あつい | 熱い | adj | hot (thing) | AACHIEWIE! (sneezing sound) | AACHIEWIE!!! First I just had a cold, but now my forehead is warm. I think I have a fever too. |
26 | あつい | 厚い | adj | kind,warm(hearted),thick,deep | AACHIEWIE! (sneezing sound) | AACHIEWIE!!! First I just had a cold, but now my forehead is warm. I think I have a fever too. |
27 | あっち | | n col | over there | Hatch | Close the hatch! That torpedo over there will be here in no time! |
28 | あと | 後 | adj-no,n | afterwards,since then,in the future | Otter | The young otter is angry at his mother for saying that he can`t go swimming immediately after eating. |
29 | あなた | | n | you | Another | Oh, it`s only you - just another loser. |
30 | あに | 兄 | n | (hum) older brother | Orphan Annie | |
31 | あね | 姉 | n | (hum) older sister | Anikan Skywalker | |
32 | あの | | pren-adj | that over there | | |
33 | あの | | int | um... | | |
34 | アパート | | n,adv | apartment (abbr) | | |
35 | あびる | | ru-v | to bathe,to shower | A beer | I had a friend in college who installed a cup holder in the shower, so that he could have a beer as he bathed. |
36 | あぶない | 危ない | adj | dangerous,critical,watch out! | A bunny | A bunny with sharp teeth is very dangerous! Think of the bunny that protected the Holy Hand Grenade in Montey Python and the Holy Grail. |
37 | あまい | 甘い | adj,expr | generous,sweet | Am I? | Am I allowed to have another one of your sweet cookies, Grandma? Thanks, you're always so generous. |
38 | あまり | | na-adj,adv,n,n-suf | not very,not much | America | |
39 | あめ | 雨 | n | rain | A May | A May flower is the result of an April shower. |
40 | あめ | 飴 | n | (hard) candy,toffee | | |
41 | あらう | 洗う | u-v | to wash | A Loute | A loute who didnt wash off his weight-lifting bench after he worked out. |
42 | ある | | u-v-iTODO | to be,to have | | |
43 | ある | | u-v-iTODO | to be,to have | | |
44 | あるく | 歩く | u-v | to walk | A look | Take a look both ways before you decide to walk across the street. |
45 | あれ | | int,n | that,that thing | | |
46 | いい/よい | | adj | good | | |
47 | いいえ | | int,n | no,not at all | He ain't | He ain't what he used to be; no, not at all the same since his old lady died. |
48 | いう | 言う | u-v | to say | EWWW! | She said EWWW as she lay down on a sweaty weight lifting bench |
49 | いえ | 家 | suf | house,family | | |
50 | いく | 行く | u-v-s | to go | EAK | I'm too lazy to go eat at the table like a normal person, so I am EAK (eating at keyboard). |
51 | いかが | | na-adj,adv,n | how,in what way | E-Cog | How does that machine function, you ask? Well, E-Cog turns round and round, causing F-Cog to rotate, in turn causing G-Cog to revolve... etc. etc. |
52 | いく/ゆく | 行く | u-v | to go | | |
53 | いくつ | | n | how many?,how old? | He Cuts You | The serial killer cuts you one time for each year of your age. |
54 | いくら | | adv,n | how much?,how many? | He could'a | He could'a cut you even more if he felt like it. I don't know just how much blood there would have been or how many cuts exactly because that serial killer is crazy. |
55 | いけ | 池 | n | pond | Eeek! | Eeek! He`s drowning in the pond! |
56 | いしゃ | 医者 | n | doctor (medical) | He shot | He shot the woman and then took her to the doctor because he felt guilty |
57 | いす | | n | chair | | |
58 | いそがしい | 忙しい | adj | busy,irritated | He's so gosh | He's so gosh-darned-busy that he never spends time with me anymore, complains the irritated wife. |
59 | いたい | 痛い | adj | painful | He tie | That bank robber, he tie me up so tight it felt painful all over. |
60 | いち | 一 | num | one | | |
61 | いちにち | 一日 | n | 1 day (duration) | | |
62 | いちばん | | n-adv | best,first,number one | Itchy-buns | The winner of the video game tournament may have been number one, but he sure had itchy-buns from sitting in one place all day long. |
63 | いつ | | gn-adv | when | | |
64 | いつか | 五日 | n | five days,the fifth day (of the month) | | |
65 | いっしょ | 一緒 | adv,n | together,meeting,company | He sure is | He sure is late for our meeting! |
66 | いつつ | 五つ | n | five | | |
67 | いつも | | adv,n | always,usually,every time,never (with neg. verb) | Eat sumo! | Eat sumo! Eat always at usual times, and every time you can. Better yet, Never stop eating so you will have the weight advantage to win every match! |
68 | いぬ | 犬 | | dog | Enough! | Enough with your incessant barking, mutt! |
69 | いま | 今 | | now | | |
70 | いみ | 意味 | n,vs | meaning,significance | He means. | Don`t judge him by his actions. He really does mean well. |
71 | いもうと | 妹 | n | (hum) younger sister | emotions | Younger sisters tend to be more emotional than their older counterparts. |
72 | いや | 嫌 | na-adj,n | disagreeable,detestable,unpleasant | you`re telling me? | You`re telling me that I need to eat this disgusting thing? |
73 | いりぐち | 入口 | n | entrance,gate | | |
74 | いる | 居る | u-v | (hum) to be (animate),to be,to exist | | |
75 | いる | 要る | u-v | to need | Irresistable | You need that irresistable object. |
76 | いれる | 入れる | ru-v | to put in | He`ll race you | He`ll race you to put the ball in the net before the timer goes off. |
77 | いろ | 色 | n | colour | He wrote | He wrote his test in all different colors. Not because he had to, but because he was too stupid to write the correct answers and hope that the creativity would get him a better grade. |
78 | いろいろ | | na-adj,adj-no,adv,n | various | Hello Hello | Imagine a pimp surrouned by his wards. "Well hello hello my various flowers" |
79 | うえ | 上 | no-adj,n-adv,n,n-suf | above,over,on top of,up | Way | It`s way up there. |
80 | うしろ | 後ろ | n | back,behind,rear | Usher | The usher brings up the rear of the procession. |
81 | うすい | 薄い | adj | thin,weak | You sweet. | A boy trying to impress an older lady by carrying her bags. "Oh you sweet little thing! You`re too weak to carry my bags." |
82 | うた | 歌 | n | song | Utter | The sirens utter the most beautiful songs |
83 | うたう | 歌う | u-v | to sing | Utter | The sirens utter the most beautiful songs |
84 | うち | | n | house (one's own) | | |
85 | うまれる | 生まれる | ru-v | to be born | You`re mom raced you. | You`re mom raced you to the hospital (inside of her belly) just before you were born. |
86 | うみ | 海 | n | sea,beach | | |
87 | うる | 売る | u-v | to sell | Through | The sailsman crashed his vaccum cleaner straight through the door when the lady shut it in his face. |
88 | うるさい | | adj | noisy,loud,annoying | Uruch Kai (sp?) | The orcs from lord of the rings are awfully noisy |
89 | うわぎ | 上着 | n | coat,jacket,outer garment | You wag it! | The about canine construction workers "cat calling" as attractive female dogs walk by. "You wag that shiny fur coat, honey! You wag it!" |
90 | え | 絵 | n,n-suf | picture,drawing,painting,sketch | ehh | Staring at a Van Gough. "Ehh, I`ve seen better" |
91 | えいが | 映画 | n | movie,film | egg | |
92 | えいがかん | 映画館 | n | movie theatre (theater),cinema | egg-in-a-can | For some reason, you've never liked the normal junk food that they serve in movie theaters. So instead, you always sneak in an egg-in-a-can. What a weirdo you are.. |
93 | えいご | 英語 | n | the English language | Eggo | In Japan, imagine a young student of the English language being tormented by some Yakuza goons. They snatch the poor kid's English book and run off with it... The kid runs after them crying out"Hey , leggo my Eggo!" |
94 | ええ | | conj,int,n | yes | | |
95 | えき | 駅 | n | station | Ecco the dolphine | Ecco the dolphin, from the video game, waiting for a train home. |
96 | エレベーター | | n | elevator | | |
97 | ~えん | ~円 | n | Yen, money | | |
98 | えんぴつ | 鉛筆 | n | pencil | | |
99 | お~ | | prefix | honourable ~ (honorific) | Ohh my | Ohh my, what an honourable person! |
100 | おいしい | | adj | delicious,tasty | | |