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noodlesFoodPriceStamina (%)BitesStamina per BiteFatReq per 1% Stam Notes
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Coffee50----For 20 rounds, all actions cost 80% of normal stamina.
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"Cool Springs Cafe"White Spring Water50----For 20 rounds, all actions cost 80% of normal stamina.
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Turquoise Spring Water175----18.18For 3 rounds, Hunting costs 50% of normal stamina.
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Red Spring Water250----18.18For 20 rounds, fighting costs 50% of normal stamina.
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Crimson Pitbull75----For 20 rounds, fighting costs 50% of normal stamina.
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Noodly Noodles30022.545.6251013.33Best food in terms of stamina per bite.
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EverywhereEnergy DrinkVaries5150Varies
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Cheeseburger30022.554.54013.33
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Magical Mystery Meatloaf50038.5103.852512.99
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Three-Eyed Fish40030.583.81252513.11
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Mutant Steak75058.5163.656251012.82
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"Mutated Munchies"Phallic Nuts20014.543.6251013.79
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PleasantvilleWriggly Biscuits1006.523.251015.38
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Cock Nuggets15014.552.96010.34Cheapest restaurant food per point of stamina.
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Nut and Berry Salad1005.522.75518.18Eat twenty salads and one steak to fill up optimally at Kittania.
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Tasty MeatN/A0.50.22.51
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Still-Twitching Steak50038.5162.406251012.99
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Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains and Spam30022.5121.8756013.33
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Brains, Spam, Brains, Sausage and Brains25018.5101.855013.51Four rounds of this, then one BBBB & Spam gets the most stam from New Pitts.
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Sausage Feast Pizza20018.5101.858010.81
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Egg, Brains, Sausage and Brains20014.581.81254013.79
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"BRAAAAAINS"Bangers & Mash15010.561.753014.29
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Spam and Brains15010.561.753014.29
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Sausage and Brains1006.541.6252015.38
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Doner Kebab756.541.6254011.54
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New PittsburghEgg and Brains502.521.251020.00
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Ration Pack*Varies1081.2540Varies
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Squat HoleCrisps201111020.00
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Half-Decent MeatN/A0.20.212
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"Joe's Diner"Garden Salad401.820.9022.22Costliest food per point of stamina.
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KittaniaHot Chocolate502.530.83333333331020.00
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"Kebabs 'n' Shite"Skinheads on a Raft502.530.83333333332020.00
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NewHomeCrisps100.510.51020.00
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Plate of Chips502.550.53020.00
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MeatCrap MeatN/A0.10.20.53
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Daily Appetite: 20 bites. (Reset to 20 after drive kills. Or to 0. The code has -100 to 100 points of fullness. It doesn't have bites.)For maximum stamina, you need to eat 10 Noodly Noodles and 1 Steak from PV for a total of 225+58.5=283.5% Stamina.Rule of thumb: If the number in this column is higher than the stamina the food gives, it's fattening.
However, fattening food is not always bad. Consider, for example, eating cock nuggets as a Joker. Cheap stamina, and no side effects!
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0 - 19 bites:You still feel as though you haven't eaten in days.
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20 - 29 bites:You feel a little less hungry.
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30 - 39 bites:You feel as though you've still got room for more.
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40+ bites:You're stuffed! You feel as though you can't eat anything more today.
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Secret Cell of secrets!
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secret cell of secrets ain't so secret any more yo.
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