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THE REAL 2025 STATION LEAGUE FANTASY FOOTBALL PRESENTATION

PRESENTED BY CHAMPION DEEZ

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3 TIME STATION LEAGUE CHAMPION

2015

2024

2022

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BIG JOE – BIG PONY

  • This is the year the Cowboys fan comes back. 
  • Doesn’t know what a monkey wrench is from a monkey’s ass
  • Treats his son like the baby he is
  • May finally be losing his sports abilities

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JOE – JOKEY JOE

  • Cheater
  • Conspiracist 
  • Flukiest of the flukey
  • Married with no kids, dad bod
  • Failed Liberal
  • The only good fantasy manager in his house is his wife
  • Goofball
  • Uses Mommy and Daddy’s credit cards for bills

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ERIC - LOVERBOY

  • Was so upset he lost the championship to me, he move out 6 months earlier so he can cry to his girlfriend. 
  • Gave up his love for The Rock for his 8 month relationship with his girlfriend
  • Wifey Williams
  • Whippy Williams
  • Probably going to move suburbs and buy a carpool van since he loves his bae. 
  • Probably feeds her grapes
  • Lives down the shore but hates the beach
  • Top odds for Sacko 2026

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BIG DAVE – BIG CONSERVATIVE

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BIG DAVE – BIG CONSERVATIVE

  • Got his Donald back
  • Secretly hates liberal Joe
  • Addicted to whiskey and cigars 
  • “Off the Yac” this year should be his team name
  • 100% taking Jeanty in the 1st.

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BIG DAVE – BIG CONSERVATIVE

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MIKE – MIKEY MAFIA

  • Hater of the year 
  • Abandoned all his family and friends because his fiancé said so.
  • Soprano in waiting
  • Mikey Bacala
  • Mikey Walnuts
  • Thinks wearing that person wearing the trash bag at the Paris Fashion show is in style.
  • Finally gave up his love for Kanye & Travis.
  • Hates his friends so much that he didn’t invite any of us to his wedding

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HERSH – MOLLY MATTY

  • Where is He?
  • Probably took a Molly before the draft
  • Thinks raving at 30 is cool and hip
  • Still mooches off his parents after gambling thousands a dollars and soon their house
  • Girlfriend moved thousands of miles away because he is so bad at this

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JUSTIN – JUMPY JUSTIN

  • Loves to say he’s busy, but it’s really his fiancé telling him he’s not allowed to make plans.
  • Still drunk from the last presentation
  • Can’t decide on cowboy boots or wedding shoes
  • Didn’t pick Hershey to be best man because he was scared it would hurt Joe and Dave’s feelings

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NICK – NICKY SHITS

  • Thinks he had the best team (mumbles to himself “I did have the best team!” ok pal)
  • The Toilet Man
  • Poop Guy
  • Can’t find a girlfriend so he annoys me
  • Can’t shoot
  • Still Gay
  • Still a douche
  • Still Sensitive
  • Still a Big Fat Loser (…in fantasy)
  • Gonna tell our mom on me for being mean, but joking

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DAVE – DINO DAVE

  • 1 of 6 St. Leger girls
  • Yells at this dad for making “bad” picks when his dad is better than him every year. 
  • No one remembers the last time he won
  • Wilt Chamberlain & Babe Ruth of our league
  • (Because it never happened)
  • Would have a better chance if Sloane picked his team
  • Now he can cry with his daughter instead of being a man

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MYSELF – YOUR CHAMPION

  • Deezy Belts
  • Champion in your league and in your hearts.
  • The Truth
  • The Italian Nightmare
  • The Original Champ
  • The Future 2026 Greatest of All Time 4x Champion

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FUTURE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

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