Embracing Tropes to Write a Blurb
How to Structure, Pitch, and Blurb a Novel
Hi, I’m L.J. and I don’t want to read your book.
In Class-Exercise
What makes it good?
Example of Yes
Artemis by Andy Weir
…- a heist story set on the moon.
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent.
Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down. But pulling off the impossible is just the start of her problems, as she learns that she's stepped square into a conspiracy for control of Artemis itself - and that now her only chance at survival lies in a gambit even riskier than the first.
What makes it Less Useful
Example of No
About three things I was absolutely positive.
First, he was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him—and I didn't know how dominant that part might be—that thirsted for my blood.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
I’m not here to shit on Twilight. That’s a great hook.
Example of Yes
Isabella Swan's move to Forks, a small, perpetually rainy town in Washington, could have been the most boring move she ever made. But once she meets the mysterious and alluring Edward Cullen, Isabella's life takes a thrilling and terrifying turn. Up until now, Edward has managed to keep his vampire identity a secret in the small community he lives in, but now nobody is safe, especially Isabella, the person Edward holds most dear. The lovers find themselves balanced precariously on the point of a knife-between desire and danger. This is a love story with bite.
Example of Yes
The Shining by Stephen King
Jack Torrance's new job at the Overlook Hotel is the perfect chance for a fresh start. As the off-season caretaker at the atmospheric old hotel, he'll have plenty of time to spend reconnecting with his family and working on his writing. But as the harsh winter weather sets in, the idyllic location feels ever more remote...and more sinister. And the only one to notice the strange and terrible forces gathering around the Overlook is Danny Torrance, a uniquely gifted five-year-old.
Did you notice the tropes?
Tropes vs. clichés vs. stereotypes
Reader Expectation
How to actually Write this Thing
Start with Timon’s Formula
Examples of a one phrase pitch
Expand!
The Z-word Pitch: Butch Lesbian tries her hand at dating in the zombie apocalypse to catastrophic and hilarious results.
�The Z-word blurb: ��Wendy, depressed, stressed, and undersexed, is on the rebound after a humiliating break-up in Arizona’s queer dating scene when all hell breaks loose. Literally, people begin turning into zombies at a Pride Planning party. Now, Wendy and a chaotic group of friends from all ends of the rainbow must come together to save the town and themselves from the oncoming hordes. Full of catty quips, big feels, and shocking surprises, this is a comedic queer horror for the ages.
Brainstorm tropes
Horror: | Romance: | Sci-fi: | Fantasy: | Mystery: |
Caretaker Cults Ghosts On the run from a monster Isolated Place Good versus Evil Parent saving Child | Opposites attract Billionaire Playboy Military Hero Rescuing her from Mr. Wrong Small Town Romance Strong-Willed Heroine | Scientists Exploring Final Frontier Space Marines Encountering Hostile aliens Pilots ... in space! Isolation | Dragons Dungeons Kingdom in Danger Magical School War between Good and Evil | Cozy Murder Mystery Writer Solves Mystery Everyone's dark secrets coming out Brilliant detective Morally ambiguous private eye |
www.tvtropes.org (don’t go here unless you have time. It will suck you in.)
Brainstorm tropes from your WIP
So you’ve got your tropes
In Class-Exercise