ins.
big headphones
not texting back
record players
“theory” books
loving the smiths
roller skating
being “the one”
self dyed hair (roots showing)
showing up at every “sceney” event.
sarcasm
sex on the first date
blowjob eyes
irish goodbyes
canada
canceling plans
being bisexual ~as a phase~
polaroids
a tiny bong in a quirky shape
outs.
being dumped
having a real job
being taken seriously
communication
the bechdel test
being like other girls
having friends
personality depth
astrology
believing in love
charging your phone
ever having enough money for gas
anxiety (unless its in a cute quirky way)
reading comprehension
your makeup looking good
high waisted jeans
cooking
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quiz result :
the manic pixie dream girl
“She’s fickle, impulsive, spontaneous”
You inspire bad poetry and even worse song writing. It’s not your fault you have bad taste in men! You can’t help it.
You have mediocre fashion sense but still manage to look effortlessly sexy all. the. time.
You’re the blueprint for 2014 tumblr baddies with mommy issues.
You’re avoidant and aloof. You have a quiet confidence. You’re smart and independent and you have the greatest deadpan humor. You have everything. Except the ability to resist a whiny, pathetic artist.
quiz result: male protagonist
Our tragic main character. How’s your soul sucking desk job? It’s definitely your college girlfriend’s fault you didn’t follow your dreams.
You’re terrible at reading social cues and have never once respected a boundary.
You use being a “hopeless romantic” as an excuse for shitty behavior.
You’re weirdly proud of the fact that you don’t hit women
quiz result: the “go get her!!” girl
You guys are making out in an upstairs room when you realize he is not groping your breasts with very much enthusiasm. He must be in love with, well, anyone but you! You are totally chill and mature as you adjust the straps on your tank top and look into eyes as you say “What are you doing here??? Go get her!”.
You’re somehow the most mature person in the relationship even though you’re dating a man ten years older than you.
Beautiful, fun, and surprisingly well adjusted, we’re not worried about you. Sure, you got temporarily tangled up with our weird male protagonist, but this isn’t your destiny.
outfit inspo.
mantra
recipe.
maruchan brand chicken flavored ramen noodles.
it’s your only meal of the day. prepared according to microwave instructions on the box. you’re not really that hungry anyways. after three bites, it’s time for dessert…
dessert.
pabst blue ribbon and a cigarette on the fire escape of your apartment building.
This is, objectively, a terrible book. It is however filled to the BRIM with vague dream girl quotes about love, life, and encourages pouty reflections about the way no one will ever fully love or understand you.
An Excerpt:
Memorization of at least a couple of these vague poems is required!
These are just for carrying around on your person and pretending to read. Actual reading this month is not necessary.
You should be too busy roller skating around town taking polaroid pictures
thanks 4 reading our silly little powerpoints
we luv u!!!!!!!
xx