The Alapca Election
Introduction
April 2020
Election Stuff
April 2020
Although Alapca-land is being hit by this new strain of Noegdip Disease, Cod has decided to step down from power, and allow for the Alapca Election to take place when it was scheduled to. She said that:
"If we were to postpone the Alapca Election, we would be showing Eebtihw that we are weak and cannot fight this Vrius, so instead, the Alapca Election will be taken entirely online, with messages being sent to each Alapca's Potoo-box!"
If you are wondering what a Potoo-box is, it is an Alapca's version of an email inbox. With that said, the Alapca Election has begun!
50 Randomly chosen Alapcas and any number of Humans will be able to take part in the April Alapca Election. The candidates are the same, and Hackter is planning to take another go at running for Friendly Dictator. The voting will go until May 1, and then the new Friendly Dictator will be announced.
Flupbergulb’s Promise
Flupbergulb will make sure that…
All of this you can get if you just vote for Flupbergulb!
Can you lick your eye?
Do you like bunnies?
What about Drawkwa livers?
Kleewz will make a few promises
Kleewz’s Promise
Killp’s Promise
More Alapca-dragon studies.
Laws against killing bugs (except mosqueetoze)
Affordable trips to Dragon Town
Who likes Peppers?
Promise
Killp would like to explore the Alpaca-dragon world. He will expand studies and explore the world for Alpaca-dragons.
Selffaw’s Promise
Waffles to Sneakers
(That sounds like a good idea!)
For every waffle bought at a store, Selffaw will donate sneakers to families in need across Alapca-land
Waffle Day!
We all know that Waffle Day is a thing, but Selffaw is planning to make the celebration even better! On Waffle Day, Selffaw will make all waffles free and make it a day to learn about waffles, how to make them, and host a waffle cooking contest!
Repip’s Promise
Trips to the beach!
Track team
Sanic Speed™ Contest
Sriracha
Everyone who is in need of cayenne peppers can get them from their nearby charity. Repip will donate the peppers monthly..
Budlr will make 2 promises
Budlr’s Promise
Pant’s Promise
#Pants
If you use this, you can get a free pair of pants and a pair of shorts. ✅
Trees with Pants!
A project to plant more trees!
Pant Charity
Pant will make sure everyone can have good clothing. He will set up a charity called Pant’s Charity for Pants.
Nogaard’s Promise
Quest for the good dragon
Nogaard will like to look for new fire Alpaca-dragons so he can be normal. He wants all fire dragons not to be evil and some be good.
The Tabasco Chicken™ restaurant
Fire House
Nogaard will set up a fire house, where anyone can stay for a day. If they are travellers, they can have a place to stay.
CYCLONINE’S PROMISE
CYCLONINE’S COTTON COFFEE™
Drinks as it should be
Banning Prodigy in school
You got gold!
Fund to save the Billy11s!!!
Cotton
Doesn’t everyone love cotton candy? CYCLONNE will make sure anyone in need can taste this sugar cloud.
Pant Jr’s Promise
“Young Dragons can make a big difference.”
Help the Aerasors!
Pant Jr. Will help make sure that the Aerasors and Little Drawkwae on the island of Drawkwaria get the attention they need. He will help establish a group like “The Defenders” there.
Cod will make 2 promises
Cod’s Promise
Odod’s Promise
Discovery Express
Odod will make sure that all explorers will
get the chance to make their own discoveries by adding a new route to Gawerf Express where you can book an “adventure” as well as go to Drawkwaria
Hiking Sticks
Have you ever wanted to go hiking but you have no hiking sticks? Well, Odod will fix the problem of that by making a Hiking Stick Rental at all islands.
Hackter’s Promise
Computer Coding Classes
Hackter will make sure that all Alapcas can have a chance to learn to code. This will give many Alapcas the chance to gain a good understanding of programming and help them develop new things.
Hacking Competition!
Alapca hackers from all over Alapca-land will be able to spend their time doing what they like doing best... Hacking! This will spread the understanding of computers and coding.
Meet Flupbergulb
“The first Alapca” he describes himself. He is friends with Pant, who has all of the Pant Companies in the world. He also writes The Alapca Weather
He has done many good deeds and thinks that anyone has the right to be noticed. He would love if everyone can be seen as great people.
Kleews is
Very smart and knows how it feels to be neglected. Many people used to think that news was crazy, but now has a news company, The Alapa Times!
Meet Killp
Killp is the only Alpaca-dragon specialist in Alapca-land. Most people thought he was crazy. “Who would want to study those evil dragon-hybrids?!” But then there was Nogaard, the first good Alpaca-dragon. He helped to prove Killp’s idea right.
Why?
Killp loved dragons as a kid, He would draw them and write about them. When Killp found out that there were Alpaca-dragons found, he wanted to learn more. He then had his dream to learn more about them
The one of the famous Alarkas...
He loves waffles and wants your support as leader of Alapca-land. (Who doesn’t like waffles?) He has a degree in Philosophy
Meet Selffaw
“In our world, we need more kindness, people in need should be helped.”
Meet Repip
History
Repip has been lonely for some of his life, he knows how it feels to be looked down on. He thinks that everyone should be equal and we should be more kind.
“The greatest musician in Alapca-land”
Meet Budlr
Music
He got his degree in making music. Everyone likes his style of music, like the Revenge of The Recorder. It’s on Newgrounds!
Source: The Alapca Times
The great maker of all of the pant companies in the world. He got a degree in pantology, and learned how to make the perfect pants.
Meet Pant
Nogaard’s Plan
October 2018
August 2019
October 2019
November 2019
Look all over the Alapca Archipelago for more dragons
Talk with the dragons and bond with them
Have all dragons live aside Alapcas and Alarkas in peace
Find more fire Alpaca-dragons that are good. Get more allies
2018 | 2019 | ||||||||||
Meet Nogaard
One of our strongest ALLIES!
Flupbergulb, GmA
The only GREAT fire Alpaca-dragon
Pant, GpD
A great FRIEND!
Killp, RbA
Quotes for everyone!!!
MEET CYCLONINE
“Not everyone can have a home, but some just
Chose not to have
one”
Nomad
CYCLONINE is always here and there, he moves around the cold district and sets up camp every day. He meets new people every day and knows what it is like not to have a home.
Meet Pant Jr.
The youngest candidate in the Alapca Election. Not even a year old, Pant Jr. hopes to make a great change in this world. Even though he is rivaling with his father Pant and mother Cod, in the election. He hopes he can help them meet success in their campaign too.
Meet Cod
“Super Cod” and “The Protector of Alapca-land” Cod is known by many names. She is a very brave and the only one of her kind.
She has helped defend Alapca-land by going out to defeat the Latin Eater, and found a new weakness to this storm. She has also dedicated her life to protecting Alapca-land by creating the group known as “The Defenders”
Meet Odod
The great explorer.
The finder of Drawkwaria.
The rescuer of Hacktor.
Odod is
Very smart, although of his dodo-like appearance. He cannot fly but is known as “The greatest explorer of Alapca-land”
“The computer genious (gen-eye-ous) from Drawkwaria”
Meet Hackter
Hacking
Hackter now lives in Alapca-land and hacks to protect the information of Alapca-land and find out new things about the Land of Darkness.
We hope you’ll use these tips to go out and vote well on the Alapca Election!
Vote at The Alapca Election
Good luck!
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