And your inflight movie today is .... on to Khwai Tented Camp
Khwai runway ...... Yield to elephants
Terminal A Khwai Airstrip........also Terminals B & C during peak periods
Has our lean to leant too?
We leave a fresh snake on your pillow each evening
"Many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese...........toasted, mostly" Ben Gunn
Khwai Camp Main Lodge, Dining Area, Library, Lounge......actually it IS Khwai Camp
Some of the Khwai Camp staff - 11 of them and 2 of us
"They were here a minute ago.......I wonder if those lions have seen them?"
Ants almost in our pants
The Memsahib Takes Tea
"Excuse me, but what do you mean by 'Trolling for Lions'?"
"You looking at me?"
Botswana jumbo jet
Heading to Lagoon Camp
Lagoon Camp - main lodge
Lagoon Camp lodge
Bathing alfresco anyone?
Our Lagoon Camp tent - on the river - nightly hippo visits included
"Whaddya mean are we lost? - you're the freaking guide"
Snoop Dogg
I dunno ... do YOU see anything to kill?
Impala always make me burp
"Let's do lunch"
Can someone please pass the 'Pickles'?
Hey hey .... we're the monkeys ... okay .. baboons
Get the F*** out of my yard!
Didn't I tell you about being in my yard?
"Stop sign? I don't have to obey any stinkin' stop sign."
"Excuse me, but I'm in somewhat of a hurry here."
"Hey, didn't you hear the whistle? .... I said everyone OUT of the pool"
Geez ... I heard you guys from Belleville were boring ... but this is ridiculous
Tau Pan .... in the Kalahari
Somewhere in the Kalahari .... just follow the sign ...
The road less travelled ... in the Kalahari
Someday son ... (our deck at the Tau Pan Camp in the Kalahari)
Day of the (winking) Jackal
"How do YOU do ... I'm a Kudu"
Oh yes ... you're the guys from hut 8 .... I'll see YOU later
Do you see me laughing - well do you punk?
Ha ... that freaking hare will never catch me now
Nuthin .... just lion around
Lookit the ass on that Ass
Play fair .... ya Cheetah
"What do they call Springboks in the summer?"
"Shuffle off to 'Where'?"
Our courteous and well-groomed staff are eager to serve you.
Halfway up the tree and heading onto the brush.......a Black Mamba
Delta Dawn
"What's that up ahead Mr Allnut......is it the Louisa?"
"Cousin Charlie never really did fit in."
"Son, it's time I told you about the birds and the....um....Zebras."
Living high on the Wart...er....Hog
"Topi or not Topi.......That is the question....."
Air Botswana ... 2 hour flight from Maun to Jo'burg
"Y'all come back now, y'heah?"