A man walked into a shop…
…and he saw a cute little dog.
He asked the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper said, "No, my dog does not bite."
So the man tried to pet the dog and the dog bit him.
"Ouch!" he said. "I thought you said that your dog didn’t bite!"
The shopkeeper replied,
Can you guess the answer?
"That is not my dog!"
Spot the difference:
The shopkeeper said, “No, my dog does not bite.”
"Ouch!" he said. "I thought you said that your dog didn’t bite!"