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Welcome to Science Night

The Montillation of Traxoline

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Please have a seat

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WELCOME

  • Jonnie Becker (that’s me)
    • H: 641-330-3592
    • O: 641-816-5631
    • jbecker@greene.k12.ia.us
      • Teacher of Physics, Chemistry, & Physical Science
      • that HARD stuff
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My Goal

  • School not just a place for kids

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  • Show case science at NBHS

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  • Get the students, parents, community active in science

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Demonstration

  • Traditional Teaching
    • Surprise
    • Location -Here
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  • Hands-on (Inquiry) Teaching
    • Surprise
    • Location-In the Science Lab
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LETS GO….

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The Montillation of Traxoline

  • Read a brief section of the “TEXTBOOK”
    • White handout
  • Answer some relating questions
  • Share our thoughts

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Traxoline Textbook

Traxoline is a very important substance and the Montillation process is what makes it so lucrative.

Montillation begins by first increasing the entropy, level of disorder, of the kinetically active solution in the proximity of the Traxoline. This can be achieved in a number of ways. However, mechanical exhilaration is the simplest. The increased entropy in turn transitions the Traxoline into an unstable phase which causes a punctuated release called expectoration.

The expectoration phase continues for the duration of a picosec and is followed by the stable phase of premastication or possibly the full mastication phase. The actual full mastication phase is commonly optimized only after Baxtorine is added to the expectorated Traxoline. Finally, Chlorosodiumate the Baxtorine by discombobulating the Traxoline mix. Rapid mastication of the Traxoline will surely follow.

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Section Review

  • The process that Traxoline goes through is called?
  • Taxoline’s unstable phase is called?
  • How longs does the expectoration phase last?
  • Optimizing the Traxoline happens for which phase?
  • What is used to optimize Traxoline? (two things)
  • Why is the Montillation of Traxoline so important?

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The Answers

  • Montillation
  • Expectoration
  • Picosec
  • Premastication
  • Baxtorine and Chlorosodiumate
  • It’s lucrative

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Share Your Thoughts

  • Do you really KNOW what Traxoline is?

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  • Can you picture the process?

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  • I’d bet 95% of you have experienced Traxoline
    • 17 billion dollar business

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Inquiry

  • Actually LIVING the science

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  • We are going to Montillate some Traxoline…

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The Next Step

  • Follow me to the Lab (rm 136 &133)
  • Find a Traxoline Station, spread out
    • Its not a very big space sorry
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  • Follow you instincts
  • Use common sense safety
    • Equipment will get HOT
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Thanks for Coming

  • Jonnie Becker (that’s me)
    • H: 641-330-3592
    • O: 641-816-5631
    • jbecker@greene.k12.ia.us
      • Teacher of Physics, Chemistry, & Physical Science
      • that HARD stuff
      • ​