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We’ve already been through one nightmare of a PowerPoint before…

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11 Ways to Destroy Your Car

By Nate Willis

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#1:

A Drunk Driver

Funny Edition

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Person in the Driver’s side (Even though there’s no one there):

DUDE! Learn how to drive!

Uh oh……

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Driving into Alcatraz

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Guard: What the heck was that?! SOMEONE MUST BE TRYING TO ESCAPE! I NEED TO TELL THE WARDEN!

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*Pulls out a walkie-talkie* Mr. Warden sir? I heard a noise outside! SOME INMATES ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE I THINK!

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The Warden: What?! SOUND THE ALARM!

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*an Alarm Sounds*

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#3:�Driving on a Banana Peel on THE MIDDLE SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Nuuuuuuuuu NOT THE MIDDLE SCHOOOL

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#4:�THE TOILEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT

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Person in the Living Room:

I think I just heard an explosion in the sewers! I’d better go check it out! Hopefully it doesn’t cause the rest of the house to explode!

Wait what?

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#5:�JUST DRIVE BACKWARDS!

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#6:�The Wind

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#7:�The Hindenburg

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What?! Where am I?

…A…floating road?

What the f**k?!!1111111!!!!!!!!111!

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AND HOW DID MY CAR JUST TURN RED?!

Uh oh…

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Car Driver: NUUUU HOW DO I GET OUTTA HERE?! CAN I JUST DRIVE OUT?!

People: NO! You have to take a Keyboard, and press Q, and S, in some…sporadic order!

Then, you hafta find the Hindenburg…Compinsator…and then throw it across the Room! Then you hafta do this, that, and the other thing and-

Driver: SHUT UP!

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#8:�The Giant Horse…Thingymudoucher

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Ah, what a beautiful day. Nothing to worry about for once, no creatures trying to eat my car…

The horse:

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!

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The Driver:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Wait where did he go?

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#9:�Demolition Derby

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#10:�Catapult

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And fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally…

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#11:�A…A tree. Seriously Nate? THAT was the best you could come up with?

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The………………

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END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BUTT now…

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THE SEQUEL

Is finiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiished!

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11 WAYS TO DESTROY YOUR CAR 2

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#1:�Godzilla

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#2:�MY FACE

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Ah, finally. I can be alone in the spectre dimension, without people trying to kill me…

NATE:

Ahem.

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#3:�Shark

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Oh no…

Not this again…

For now, I’ll assume the road won’t disappear, so I can just drive to the other end of it!

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Oh sh…

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*insert splashing noise here*

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OH NO….

IT’S A SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

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#4:�The Center of the Earth

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Miner:

HEY! How’d you get in here with your car?! DIDN’T YOU SEE THE SIGN? NO CARS ALOUD!

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HEY! I just phased through the ground, okay?! I have NO idea how I’m here!

I don’t believe that for a minute. Turn him in to the guards!

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You’ve gotta be kidding me…

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#5:�The Matrix

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#6:�Space

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#7:�DA SAVING POWER OF THE BROFIST!

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#8:�The Fargo Dome

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#9:�Getting Magically Ported Into A PC

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ARRRRRRRGHHH!

I’M SO MAAAAAAAAAD AT THIS FREAKING GAME!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WOAH!

What the heck was that noi-

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Are you sure wish to delete car.exe?

YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO RESTORE THE FOLDER!

YES NO

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#10:�Just Bomb It!

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Uhh…I think I heard an explosion! Check the security footage!

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REC

WOAH!

What the f()#$?!

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Aaaaaaannnnddd finally…�

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#11:�Erase it!

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WAIT! I heard that! Don’t you dare do it! DON’T DO IT!

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