Picture of us…. There has to be one somewhere..
What is a launch?
Did I just waste my, my company’s, or my client’s money?
Will the code I, my colleagues, or the agency I hired stand up to the traffic?
Did I do everything I could have done or should have done to make this launch successful?
How did we get here?
Establish a chain of command in a launch plan
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
- Benjamin Franklin
Did that just happen?
DROP TABLE
“Oh no… did we make a back-up?”
Did you lower that TTL?
Let’s `dig`
Why is this page cached?
Who has the cert?
WP-CLI
We had all the best intentions when we used:
When to launch?
Friday is not FriYay
Graph of traffic from Friday to Tuesday