Snowpity Analysis and Classifciation

Welcome

• Today’s Plan
• Overview
• Lab practicum
• Lab Reports
• Virtual Exam
• Convocation

Please don’t ask

• WhAt Is A sNoWpItY?!?!
• This was covered in your MARE 101, 102, and 113 courses
• Please stop asking. Review your notes
• What will my degree be for
• That’s a question for your advisor
• I just work here man

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Basics of Classification

• Several types of snowpitys
• A mare’s snowpity can change over time
• Two identical mares can have different snowpities
• Snowpitys are in a constant state of flux

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• Where do we even begin?

Phyla of snowpitys

• Rascarious
• Abrasive
• Phylactic
• Caring
• Intraconferous
• Social
• Chronotemperous
• old
• Non-didactic Pholeretic
• shy

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Sub/Anti-Phylum dual classification

• Most of the time a snowpity can be classified under two of these phyla
• In such cases, define the less dominant phylum first with the “Sub-” prefix,, followed by the dominant phylum
• The same can be done to express a snowpity that has the inverse characteristics with the “Anti-” prefix

Pittae versipae

Note: this list is not exhaustive, just some useful ones for our purposes. More in-depth classification will be covered in MARE 411 and MARE 413L

• Tegmentic – smart
• Pulchratilibidistatious - sexy
• Operculetic – musical
• Lauticullic - Silly
• Auctorical - Fancy
• Fieric - Somber

* Use non- and semi- prefixes

Snowpity Flux

• Influxtuous
• Very unstable snowpity, subject to change prompt
• Obstinatious
• Stable, near lifelong snowpity
• Dimidi-annasotic
• Standard, changes roughly every half year

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Snowpity Analysis

Basics of Snowpity Analysis

• Tools
• Equid Encabulator
• Easiest and most precise method
• Very expensive
• Requires extensive training
• Alternatively, we can use the Burgley-Engel Kinomatic Classification Test

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Snowpity Interlodriatic Spectroscopic Elucidation