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Snowpity Analysis and Classifciation

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Welcome

  • Today’s Plan
    • Overview
    • Lab practicum
    • Lab Reports
    • Virtual Exam
    • Convocation

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Please don’t ask

  • WhAt Is A sNoWpItY?!?!
    • This was covered in your MARE 101, 102, and 113 courses
    • Please stop asking. Review your notes
  • What will my degree be for
    • That’s a question for your advisor
    • I just work here man

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Basics of Classification

  • Several types of snowpitys
  • A mare’s snowpity can change over time
  • Two identical mares can have different snowpities
  • Snowpitys are in a constant state of flux

  • Where do we even begin?

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Phyla of snowpitys

  • Rascarious
    • Abrasive
  • Phylactic
    • Caring
  • Intraconferous
    • Social
  • Chronotemperous
    • old
  • Non-didactic Pholeretic
    • shy

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Sub/Anti-Phylum dual classification

  • Most of the time a snowpity can be classified under two of these phyla
  • In such cases, define the less dominant phylum first with the “Sub-” prefix,, followed by the dominant phylum
  • The same can be done to express a snowpity that has the inverse characteristics with the “Anti-” prefix

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Pittae versipae

Note: this list is not exhaustive, just some useful ones for our purposes. More in-depth classification will be covered in MARE 411 and MARE 413L

  • Tegmentic – smart
  • Pulchratilibidistatious - sexy
  • Operculetic – musical
  • Lauticullic - Silly
  • Auctorical - Fancy
  • Fieric - Somber

* Use non- and semi- prefixes

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Snowpity Flux

  • Influxtuous
    • Very unstable snowpity, subject to change prompt
  • Obstinatious
    • Stable, near lifelong snowpity
  • Dimidi-annasotic
    • Standard, changes roughly every half year

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Snowpity Analysis

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Basics of Snowpity Analysis

  • Tools
    • Equid Encabulator
      • Easiest and most precise method
      • Very expensive
      • Requires extensive training
    • Alternatively, we can use the Burgley-Engel Kinomatic Classification Test

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Snowpity Interlodriatic Spectroscopic Elucidation