Offline Chat Awards 2017
Results
Nicest Chatter
Winner: TIE between bersezker and subecx :). No doubt because of bersezker’s excellent greeting skills making everyone feel nice and comfortable, and subby for being nice german coder guy who isn’t afraid to show off a little nip from time to time.
Meanest Chatter
Winner: trashplayerstevo, with (dis)honourable mentions to budda, and fileman.
Fileman is a beta fag who flames almost anything, and budda is a mean polish weeb who isn’t afraid to take his frustrations out on innocent chat bystanders. But stevo once called me a virgin who couldn’t dream of fucking his mom and that really hurt my feelings :(, and it’s NOT okay.
Most Annoying Chatter
Winner: 12iq
Yeah, this isn’t very surprising tbh, 12iq is a dirty retarded wankstain Arab who likes to spam up my chat for fun and does things like copies the userlist and spams it so it pings everyone repeatedly. Fuck you, bugs bunny.
Smartest Genius
Winner: Asplosions
In an unprecedented turn of events, Asplo unanimously takes home the award for Smartest Genius. *Everyone* chose Asplo, even all of the troll responses chose Asplo, probably as a sign of respect. We should take this as a sign that none of us should even dare think we’re anywhere near asplo’s mental capabilities and his 6+inch girth.
Best Bot
Winner: Nasabot, with honourable mention to Ostarionbot
I am not surprised. This chat chose the le funny XD memebot over the useful bots like the messaging bot. You’ll all be sorry when the apocalypse comes and we’ll have no way to send each other messages over the internet.
Best Ongoing Game
Winner: Overwatch
Awarded to a game for outstanding development of ongoing content that evolves the player experience over time.
No surprises here xDdddd
Best Game of 2017
Winner: TIE between Dota 2 and … Star Wars Battlefront 2...
Ye you can fuk right off merceal xd
PS there were a lot of nominations, sorry for the chart being hard to read
Most Missed Chatter
Winner: sinq_sinq with honourable mentions to
belle and btfobot
Can someone1 plz tell sinq to come back to us :(
Also, it doesnt have to be belle, but any qt gril who participates in chat would be nice ty
Most Talented Chatter
Winner: bersezker with honourable mention to
gubbstrut
You know, when bersezker first started posting his piano vids, I thought he was shit; I told him it sounded good though cause I am nice guy :). But every vid he posts he got a little better, and now he’s actually half decent, which should motivate us all to develop a skill to better ourselves as humans. I mean, if a mcdonald’s addicted insurance salesman weeb can do it, why can’t us virgin neet chat dwellers do it???
Most Influential Chatter
Winner: bersezker �
I don’t think anyone will dispute this one, seeing as bersezker is here every day, greeting people like a friendly old man at a store, guiding conversation, and recruiting new chat denizens for the chat so it doesn’t die.
Best Stream
Winner: Asplosions, with honourable mention to derdorrado�
Unlike many of the other nominees for this award, asplo isn’t talented, or warm and welcoming, or even entertaining for the most part. And his stream sometimes does that super annoying thing where the audio cuts out when he alt tabs. But you know what, Asplo has some things the others don’t: persistence, a big powerful mind, and apparently, a giant penis. And really, what else do you need?
Chatter of the Year (female)
Winner: No one
Belle disappeared years ago, and you guys scared away that slutty autistic russian girl by calling her an autistic slut. FeelsBadMan
Chatter of the Year (male)
Winner: Bersezker, with honourable mention to Asplosions.
No explanation necessary. These two fine individuals are the ones that helped shaped the chat the most, for better or for worse.
Survey: Who do you have ignored?
Survey: Positive/Negative opinions
Survey: Describe 2017 in a few words
The chart for this survey can be found at https://goo.gl/ufgRbg.
Not everyone answered this one, and those who did just left depressing or fake answers, but that’s to be expected.