SWEEPER BOT LABOR UNION #832 �
First and Last 2018 Annual Survey
HOW WE CONNECT
In a typical week to find a fireteam:
Come join us on either of those if you’re looking to match up, but don’t use the clan page on www.bungie.net. Over a third of us never touch it for our matchmaking.
Most of us have no problem matchmaking, but we always want to approve. The mods are looking for ideas for improvements too!
WHAT WE ENJOYED LAST YEAR
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WHAT WE WANT NEXT YEAR
And of course, cheese...
�...and also “seduce blid,” “laugh when popi falls to his death,” “kersplode sum brainz n stele sym BOOTY.” Never change, gang.
THE IMPORTANT STUFF
Favorite mod:
Really, who voted for� Ram only once? You� missed the point!
Best NPCs to be stuck on a boat with… “Xur, use his tentacles as bait,” Cayde picked thirteen times, “anyone but Asher” (truth), several Shaxx, Zavala to make us feel noble as we died, Sweeper Bot (including the observation he could paddle us home), a lot of love for Amanda (and a good bet that she has a flask), Hawthorne’s Hawk (Louis), affection also for Mara Sov, Petra, Eris, and Efrideet (though you all might not have your survival priorities right), but one did when he realized “Tess, because I could probably down her since I hate her stupid voice.”
THANK YOU
The mods appreciate every one of you, thanks for making this such a fun clan.
We appreciate your suggestions (especially for more dad jokes) and we always welcome additional ones through the100 or discord. Sorry, b.net.