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Which Animals I Think Should Smoke Cigarettes
By TV’s Kevin Lanigan
House Cats
Mimicking behavior
Shit in a box in your house
YES!!!
NOTE TO Kevin: like a smoking coworker
DOGS!
Look at what we have done to wolves, man
Man’s best friend
NO
MONKEYS
Shut up, they’re all monkeys
Share common
ancestor
OBVIOUSLY
bears
it’s complicated
elephant
Very smart and big, rare combo
Used to test NYC bridges
No way
Under
The
sea
Cephalopods!!!
Really cool
Very smart
Camouflage, ink, etc.
YEAH, THAT’D BE SICK
FISH
There are
Lots of
Kinds of
fish
No!!
They
Should
Be
singing
SPEED ROUND
(YES)
No facts, just cigarettes
Angler fish
When you are this ugly, why not?
raccoon
If you give this thing a cigarette, I will K*** you
Absolutely not
Camel
OF COURSE
oops
aditya
Random shit that lives in my head rent free
The flag of the East India Company
The origins of buttplugs
The brooklyn bridge
The egg kiss from Tampopo
This cat
This guy
Fidel Castro loved ice cream
The Denver International Airport
The founder of match.com
This chimpanzee in a North Korean zoo
The great pyramids
What did Italians eat before they found out about Tomatoes
Did i mention this kiss
The voyager golden record
The first international cricket match was USA v Canada
The moscow metro
This mofo
XEROX PARC
The carpet in the shining
The Haiga Sophia
The oldest 1 star review
Clocks
India bangladesh enclaves
My number is 217 721 6203
Call me if you want to talk about more kinky food things
Badger Badger Badger (Growing) Mushrooms Mushrooms
How I found God(ot)
by Bohn “EZ PASS” ark
will!!!! in pdf format
Voting For
The Supreme Ruler of Destruction Junket
✨August ✨
My slides (don’t look at this in advance is secret)
meatball sub
Trey Shields
With a very special presentation
RUNESCAPE
-no laws
-you were never safe
-considered unexplored
-filled with weird hostile creatures with different ways of life
The Ocean
And why you should be afraid of it
Modern Day Seafaring
-Rarely necessary, with the advent of air travel
-It’s far more leisurely, with motorized boats
-It’s so nice and easy, people take cruise ships for fun! yay!
Seafaring for most of human history
-Far more dangerous
-We were pretty bad at it
Myth of the Ocean throughout human history
-Arguably one of the single greatest soureces of inspiration on the planet
-Songs, Poems, Stories, all personifying the ocean as a single presence
-Mermaids, Kraken, Atlanteans
Modernization tends to make mysteries disappear
Or does it…..?
Bebe, Barton, and the first bathysphere
Into the 19th century, most people assumed that the sea monsters of days past were myths. Imagination fueled by loneliness, dehydration, and vitamin C deficiency.
Until the first deep sea expedition was made by Charles Bebe and Otis Barton, in a cast iron vessel of their design.
Descended to 803 feet, in the first vessel to ever have a window.
What they saw shocked them
The First Glimpses In the Deep Sea
- Glowing Alien like creatures everywhere
-Noticed that only certain frequencies of blue and purple light made it down further
-Over 34,000 feet less than challenger deep (Midnight Zone)
Real Sea Monsters
-So sea monsters are fucking real
-How real are the myths? Turns out several are completely true
-No mermaids and Atlantis (yet), but giant squids??
If some “sea cryptids are real, why don’t we see them as often?
-It’s more fun to chalk things up to monsters, rather than a big wave
-Because of increased industrialization and more
Huge ships crossing the sea, larger sea creatures have retreated farther under
Folklore and Science
-At the heart of even the most insane folk lore, there’s a nugget of scientific truth
-Tend to think of people from earlier centuries as stupid
-Evidence that supports the validity of what they were trying to tell us with this
Why does the Ocean captivate us?
-It’s not empty, it’s unbelievably active in every part
-Everytime you go swimming in the ocean, there can be miles of festering, unforgiving life happening
-It cannot be conquered. It doesn’t belong to us.
-That doesn’t stop people from needing to
conquer it
The Scientific Paradox of the Ocean
Typically, the more we learn about something, the less we are afraid of it. The myth decreases
The more advanced we’ve gotten, the more arrogant and disrespectful people have become regarding the ocean
The ocean is one of the few cases where, as we research more, the more, we have more to fear!!! The more we learn, the more mystery there is!!! If you’re a person of science, you should be terrified!!!! AHHHHHHH
Industrialized society is INCOMPETENT in the ocean
-Malaysia flight 370 disappeared at sea a decade ago. WE STILL HAVE NOT FOUND IT.
-If you were to sink to a random point in the ocean, statistically you’d likely be the first human being to ever lay eyes on it
-If you get lost at sea, sorry, you’re probably dead!
YOU DO NOT WANT TO START A WAR WITH THE OCEAN
we are starting a war with the ocean.
Great pacific garbage patch
The Reality
We are currently killing life from another planet that we know nothing about.
One of the most varied and interesting places in the known universe, and we are destroying it before we even get to lay eyes on it.
A beer bottle you toss out is more likely to see the bottom of the ocean than you.
It is fighting back.
Rising Sea Levels
Climate change is causing the world’s oceans to rise.
The most dangerous thing about the ocean isn’t monsters, it’s the water itself.
We are currently in a war where two environments are pushing their circumstances on to one another. And it’s a war we will lose.
Does this mean we need to de-industrialize?
So what? Should we fundamentally change the way we function to satiate the ocean??
Fucking yea, maybe
Why mythologize the ocean?
-Obviously, the ocean is not a single sentient being
-Back when it was steeped in mystery, we were afraid of it
-It’s time to start being afraid of the ocean
- We do not know enough about it to be acting like this!!!!
What can you do?
-Start being afraid of the ocean again!
-Write sea shanties
-Tell people thar be monsters!
-Friends don’t let friends go on long boating trips!
DUNCAN SLIDES
1912
1923
LINCOLN CATHEDRAL
SCOTLAND
1938
1956
CHARLES HORTON
1965
1982
1982
1990
2024?**
Julia
ARE YOU A TRANCE SLUT????
ARE YOU IN ONE RIGHT NOW???
LET’S DEFINE TRANCE…
DICTIONARY DEFINITION:
a half-conscious state characterized by an absence of response to external stimuli, typically as induced by hypnosis or entered by a medium.
WHAT DO WE THINK?
TRANCES I’VE DONE
ONE CRAZY TIME
A TREE GAVE BIRTH TO ME
another time…
…a real small guy spun me around his neck like a helicopter.
One crazy time…
…I gave birth to two snakes.
Are you one of us???
Time 4 quiz!
Y or N?
2) Have you ever blacked out not on drugs?
3) Do you get a lil crazy on the full moon?
4) Are you that bitch who always get hypnotized when there’s a hypnotist around? Bonus Y if it’s in the audience.
5) Has you a vision ever come to you?
6) Do you easily lose all sense of space and time?
7) Have you ever “turned into” something else?
8) Have you ever left your body (but not in like a sad way…)?
9) Do you see auras ever?
10) Are you accidentally psychic sometimes?
11) How many times a month do you go into trance?
Tally ‘em up! Add all the Y’s and then multiply that number by your answer to 11!
Who’s the biggest trance slut??