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Let’s make me a dating profile

By Ryan Smith

Music by MARINA

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Why are we doing this?

  • I don’t know what the yearbook challenge is
  • No one can explain what a rizz is
  • Idk why everyone is calling themselves little CEOs
  • Wtf is a cheugy

I’m scared. I’m tired. I just want to go home.

No cap.

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Why am I single?

  • I’ve moved 5.5 times in the last 10 years
  • I look like every frat boy lacrosse player to come from Connecticut
  • I have a silly little mustache

commitment issues

MAJOR COMMITMENT ISSUES

can’t commit to people

definitely the commitment issues

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Soft boi winter

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What’s my type?

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What’s my brand?

Manic pixie dream boy meets ben wyatt in parcs and rec

Unassuming chill nerd

Free spirit

Fuckin nerd

Adventurous nerd

Silly nerd

Nerdy idiot

Kind of an idiot

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Why is it important to stand out?

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Ryan, maybe Hailey should join you in soft boi winter?

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How is this going to work?

  • I collected a bunch of pictures and vaguely grouped them using open coded qualitative methodology

or some shit like that, idk I don’t really pay attention during MUX meetings

  • You will use the survey to vote for any amount of photos that you think should be included
  • The six photos with the most votes will win

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Link to the survey so you can vote as you follow along

https://letsfind.app/v/BXrqut

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Which pictures did we end up choosing?

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  • Has a favorite toothpaste brand
  • Actually commented on the album
  • Has a duolingo streak in russian
  • Has a research paper (doing PhD)
  • Jigsaw level flirting
  • Playing golf
  • Saturdays are for the boys
  • Crop tops
  • When they just attack you out of nowhere

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Time for the prompts!!!!

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Some examples

You also walk around outside and read books at the same time

You also think Julia Michaels sings the words that your heart feels

You think you can take a shark in a fight

You’re also having a soft boi winter

You let your academic department make your hinge profile

You’re not sure how jars work and are too afraid to ask because you feel like you should know

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Integrate our photos into the prompts

Hopefully get punched in the face

You also own multiple flower costumes

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Just go tried and true

A passenger princess

Shit I meant passenger pigeon, I’m looking for a passenger pigeon not princess

I DON’T CARE IF THEY WENT EXTINCT IN 1914 I WANT TO FUCKING SEND NOTES TO MY FRIEND ACROSS THE STREET

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Prompt 1

Prompt 2

Prompt 3

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Thanks everyone and

fingers crossed folks

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Face about me that surprises people:

I’m a virgin!

Typical Sunday

Wait no no! I’m a virgo not a virgin!

What I order for the table

WAIT SHIT FUCK WAIT NO. I’m a libra not a virgo!!