TOOLS FOR THE NEW WORLD
The old world is ending.
Investing in Obsanity is a call option on your legacy investments going to zero.
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2025
THE VENTURE STUDIO MODEL
Build. Spin off. Grow.
01
BUILD
Obsanity builds the pilot.
→
02
SPIN OFF
New startup. We keep 20%.
→
03
HIRE
Full-time team takes over.
→
04
EARN
Dividends + dev contracts.
Obsanity Earns
Dividends + contracted dev from each startup
Investors Earn
First 15% of annual profit + upside
Year 2 of 20 · First revenues end of 2026
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VENTURE STUDIO
THE PATH FORWARD
80+ Startups. One studio. Building blocks for a better society.
ALPHA
Unbound
Science
DeSci
AUDIT
Phreaking
.fun
Crypto
POC
MyDayWas
Wellness
2026
Time
Capsule
History
2026
Court of Public Opinion
Justice
2026
Draft
Crypto
eSports/Finance
2025
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80 APPS IN PIPELINE
THE OFFER
$800K
@ $10M Pre-Seed Valuation
Raise
$800,000
Valuation
$10M Pre-Seed
Investor Return
First 15% of annual profit + upside
Timeline
Year 2 of 20-year vision
INVESTOR PERKS
→ First right of refusal to invest directly in new spin-off startups
→ Discounted valuation on follow-on rounds
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INVEST
Building the new world.
aaron.malone@obsanity.org
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