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DARK CHOCOHOLICS

ANONYMOUS

A startup society. A calling. An identity.

April 19 | 7:00 PM | Floor 13 Mafia Room

Hosted by Ben Hammond & Network School

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VS

MILK CHOCOLATE

X

  • Sugar wearing a chocolate costume
  • For people who don't like chocolate
  • A cry for help
  • Banned from this room

DARK CHOCOLATE

OK

  • Antioxidants (we're health nuts)
  • Tastes like actual decisions
  • Pairs with red wine & superiority
  • Our entire personality

THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH

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THE PITCH

$130B chocolate market.

Our moat: taste.

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MEMBERS

(founding round)

70+

COCOA %

(non-negotiable)

0%

MILK CHOC

TOLERANCE

(zero. none. never.)

#decentralizedchocolatesourcing

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HOUSE RULES

(read carefully. we're serious about the chocolate.)

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NO MILK CHOCOLATE.

Not even 'a little bit'. Not even Lindt milk. Not ever.

02

BRING SAMPLES.

Membership has privileges. Chocolate is the currency.

03

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MAFIA ROOM...

...stays in the Mafia Room. Especially the crying about Hershey's.

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MINIMUM 70% COCOA.

This is a floor, not a ceiling. Overachievers welcome.

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SEE YOU THERE.

Sunday, April 19 | 7:00 PM

Floor 13 Mafia Room

Don't be late. Don't be basic.

(And for the love of cacao, don't bring Hershey's.)

#decentralizedchocolatesourcing