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Book

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Southside Records

1988 Vol. 1

Southsides

Very own

Fee Fi

Fo Fum

Mr Grimace is the lankiest man in southside standing tall at a whopping 7’11 ft.

Vito is the one and only prosthetic eye’d man in the city.

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Lost his eye to the sharpest nipple’d woman!

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She is a whore…

Lazy Eye

Southside’s Heaviest Man

Big Lao is the heaviest man in southside at a record breaking

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Bodybuilder falloff in peak transformation!

Trisha “Double D” is the heaviest woman with an absurd

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She puts the beast in obesity!

Southside’s Heaviest Woman

Urban Flyer

“U-God Ghostface Killa JZA” set the highest ragdoll drop atop the clothes store and surviving!

Jimmy “00felon” smashed an impressive 31 watermelons in a minute with his bare hands!

Watermelon throwdown

Burger Queen to my Burger King

Leo “Rav” was able to stack 63 kosher burgers without toppling any off the tower!

Feel like you can become a record holder?

Apply today and attempt to set a record and be put into the next Book of Southside Records.

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