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Why You Should Get That Bread, That Head, and then Leave

Presentation brought to you by Drunk Ass Mariah

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Why You Should Get That Bread

  • Because you deserve it tf…
  • Financial stability
  • Get that Birkin or Teflar bag sis
  • If that nigga can ask for some pussy, you can ask for some MFN MONEYYYYY!
  • RUN THAT NIGGA POCKETS DRY

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Why You Should Get that Head

  • Beneficial
  • Because it feels good
  • You always giving niggas that GUACK 360, time to be selfish
  • What Meg say? Let that nigga pay you just to kiss you on that WAP lmao

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Why You Should Leave After Getting Those Things

  • IT’S TIME TO LEAVE BITCH, you’ve accomplished all of the important things
  • Don’t stay and catch feelings, that’s ghetto
  • On to the next, time to repeat these steps with the next nigga
  • Most importantly, niggas aint shit (just had to add that for a lil razzle dazzle)

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The Anthem